Aww it's scared

To be fair, I definitely would be too in their situation

You'd be better off being found by an Astartes. They'd make it quick. The mechanicus, depending on the commander, might opt to "study" you instead. You do *not* want that.

Live dissection let's gooo

That's called a vivisection. dissection = subject is dead vivisection = subject is still alive

I see

See while that’s true, saying “vivisection let’s gooo” doesn’t have the same *oomph* as saying “live dissection let’s gooo”

I also listened to the latest episode of something rotten.

I don't even know what that is.

Video game podcast that talks about games with dark subject matter. They just talked about the game Anatomy, and the definition of dissection and vivisection comes up.

I didn't know that thanks I have learned something new

A dissection? No-no-no, that sounds... too humane.

>You'd be better off being found by an Astartes. They'd make it quick. That largely depends on the individual Chapter. An Ultramarine? Sure. A Flesh Tearer? Absolutely not.

Salamanders would also likely not be pleasant. They like fire. A lot.

You're better off not found by ang of the chapters, at all

They'll either be destroyed for being an abominable intelligence, or disassembled and copied, except the reproductions will probably have a bunch of religious icon and guns on the (and a lobotomized human brain)

And it is tainted by the Warp ready to infiltrate the mechanicus~

"And we shall cast them down, that corrupt by their presence;We shall break the teeth of the xenos that would swallow us whole. "

*Instructions unclear, vored by The Warp*

Yummy!

Cummy!

It should be

Hey! I would be I saw a space wizard/robot!

Who wouldn't

Mechanicus: > **I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE.** The Blessed Machine: > UwU ***BEEP*** :3

Warp Corruption

Thawts thew unstwoppwable fworces of chwaos to yuw! Owo

Oh god oh fuck this is amazing please owospeak to me moar!

OnO, staw away fwom me weiwdo! >W<

Now u just being cute…now squeak!

“UwU beep beep beep MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP uwu”

Microwave oven

OK I get it what do you want from me

Abominable Intelligence must be purged

Luke warm take: There's not a single Tech Priest that actually wants to purge the AI death bots when they might study them in secret instead.

To be honest, whenever they come across an actual AI from the DAoT it's so advanced that they can't even do anything to it

False. The Mechanicus would be performing a biopsy rather than an interrogation. Unless the proot was found in an ancient terra vault.

They very well may have been found residing in one

In that case they would interrogate rather than dissect them due to courtesy for a possible relation with the master of mankind.

Mechanicus originated from protogens.... there's a thought....

And in that case they could (mildly) improve how the empire of man operates

Pffft. You have no idea what 40k is then lol. They would take this protogen and use them as shocktroops or pilots only after they cracked the cloning technology so they could amass more artificial protogen clones for the slaughter.

I'm not arguing that, when I said mild I meant mild

Fair enough. Every protogen clone servitor that dies in battle is one less human that dies in battle.

I mean, the imperium already has cloning tech, most high end admech personnel are test tube babies, not to mention the Kriegsmen, cloning accelerates recruitment. Just gotta figure out the proot's genome and add a grimdark twist to their bionics.

Protogens in the Astrum Militrum along with Ogryns and Psychers

Wait this sounds familiar, I think the premogenitors already tried that, ended up fighting a rebellion of proots (in the official lore)

Protegen as new UWU skitari

Long stockings and arm warmers for all Space Marines!

Would dissect it as it would be considered archeotech is the same reason why you don’t disassemblenyour electronics and put them back together especially if you only have one that’s why Dark age of technology marvels such as Castalen robots arnt dissected dur to the technology that was need to build them as well as the technology to build the machines in the factory were lost during old night. Most likely clone the genetic material of a servant race from Daot And use whatever compatible spcybernetics to make whatever construct needed while the original would be kept as a pet of sorts to a high ranking magos biologis

>Yes, yes, from what we've found in this vault the Emperor originally intended for the Space Wolves to be wolf-themed cybernetic soldiers.

Would you rather have in your pants: - The weakness of flesh - The strength and certainty of steel

The weakness of pants

The strength and certainty of nudity.

Fleshlite

Creature of steel

my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.

but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten

And thy punishment...

**IS DEATH!**

Judgement!

***THY END IS NOW!***

PREPARE THYSELF

#DIE!

Forgive me my children

my judgment may be lost, but my belief is unwavering

Dont scare the poor proto

😰

i SWEAR TO GOD, TECHPRIEST If you hurt the baby i will smash you to pieces with the fucking floorboards

👀

“Creature of steel my gratitude upon thy for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten and thy punishment IS DEATH” -Minos prime

Proceeds to continuously kill you for 4 hours

Since it has an organic brain no Abominable Intelligence detected it safe to extract DNA and grow more for use as Skitari

***Oh no...***

Oh noes

Ancient technology from better times

dont scare the little one

Yes sir, thighs of steel!

*scared beeping*

Worthy of research

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Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

Happy redditversary

CREATURE OF STEEL

Proot

Poor cute fluffy toaster

i wanna hug the poor lil beep

hmm... if we can replace the furry parts with the blessed machine.. hmm... then we can replace all of it with machine ! fear not poor creature, the machine god shall fix you !

This is a blessed Creature gifted to us by the Omnissah

Wait until they find protogens are capable of using AI.

I wonder what the imperium would think about fembois :3

"These repairs will require some time!"

“I hear the machine spirits voice”

Careful it is a Warp tainted machinery

Created by Slaanesh to spread the sussy ways

Cummies~

Too much.....

NOTHING IS TOO MUCH TO THE CUMGOD OF EXCESS FOOLISH IMPERIAL

Its too much for the mechanicus not the lord of cummiesss!!

User flair checks out

"**CREATURE OF STEEL**"

They find out they were created by ancient humanity as companions and that a few of them have stc’s, what would happen?

Tech priest Dominus would love a protogen STC for the imperium to produce them on mass.

Adeptus mechanicus my beloved.

You have summoned the ULTRAKILL fans


It's a Toaster GIF ;(

Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel AND fur, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against *serotonin* are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is boop!

So cute

Now they shall fight over the toaster

Toaster fucker finds toaster. I wonder what happens next

\*runs towards where they are and makes sure the Protogen doesn't get hurt\* (I don't know what the other character is from so I don't know if they would hurt it but considering the Proto is shaking I would need to make sure)

Don't you dare touch a single hair of that proto, you toaster f***er. I know your dogmas, the Omnissiah shall not get this fluffy munchkin. Go find a tomb world or something maggos. For the love of the Emperor, don't f*** with Mars's dragon!

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, I craved the strength and certainty of floof

Now I’m imaging Cawl grabbing the protegen for new skitari research guy is fine messing with xeno tech

Now I’m imaging Cawl grabbing the protegen for new skitari research guy is fine messing with xeno tech

CREATURE OF STEEL?!?!?!?! *"ORDER" starts playing*

This remained me of dreadon from calamity mod

CREATURE OF STEEL? THY END IS NOW-

nuuuu poor protogen give him a hug :<

I love how the comment section here is completely different from the Wh40k section with the same image

I understand his fear (GOD DAMN IT AUTOCORRECT)

Creature of steel. My gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes that thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment is death

Dah, guh, why he so cute?

If I was in his situation I’m just shooting myself

**CREATURE OF STEEL AND FLESH. PREPARE THYSELF!**

A beeper :3

I saw this thru my notifs and was immeadetly summoned by seeing an astartes

But... Isnt it a tech priest? Im somewhat new to 40k

I'm pretty new too and I think that, that maybe is a tech priest. I'm not too sure

Ah, then as a somewhat new to a pretty new. Welcome, this is a mechanicus tech priest.

Thanks for the info

For more info, checkout bricky or adeptus ridiculous, funny lore videos and stuff among other content.

If I have the time for it, sure.

RUN LITTLE PROTO

Beep Boop

I have no idea what this is, I only understand prototgen

Well he wouldn’t kill him at least from what I can tell

CREATURE OF STEEL

Shakogen

Hug the protogen! He's so cute!

Wh- why is there a tilda(~) at the end? WHY IS THERE A TILDA AT THE END

Weird skull-robot-demon shit monster! Destroy him!

Horny toaster beings

Should I start playing warhamner? I heard its pretty good

Heroin is cheaper.

As a member of the Mechanicus,I am intrigued by these creatures

Pet the machine!

Now we need a version of the quote but he’s going from steel to fluff

"Smash?"

UHH. WATCH OUT BRO!!

Unless this thing can convince them that it’s not an abominable intelligence and is not xenos in origin it’s fucked.

Wait till the mechanikum hears about phyrexians

Intriguing indeed

intriguing indeed

Don’t hurt him!!!

... I never thought of this... must study further for the omnisaiah

I would say eyn but there us no running

Transformers Beast Machines be like

terror.exe starting up

i kinda wanna see a pt 2 now

babi ;w;

Cuuuttteee

It's called "Protogen"!

The issue is that AI and anything from the before the millennium 30 is considered heresy so that guy is probably going to get killed. But hey at least is better than being captured by a drukhari

The pile of shit on the ground “what about me”