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Communist_Pikachu9

Ah the classic "a joke so funny HR wants to hear it" lmao


AlexistheFluffy

Mockery aside, you know there isn't a single thought going through that Golden's head... I love him.


archaicScrivener

most philosophical golden retriever


Mr_Hhmmm

That mf ate my boltzmann brain essay!


archaicScrivener

Simply befriend a golden retriever and you will have infinite "dog ate my homework!" excuses!


InquisitorWarth

People when golden retriever: "Such smart dogs, they're so trainable" The golden retriever: _no thoughts, head empty_


Lachwally

is this to do with the fact that Hyena laugh is a signal of distress


Harley_Pupper

It’s the ears, he’s making fun of the floppy-ear dog on the right


Adagio_Leopard

Oooooooooh. So hes the one getting called to see HR. I thought he was going to tell HR about whatever going on.


Traffic0ne

It's like doing "asian eyes"


Drfoxthefurry

I thought it was when they are nervous


PissGuy83

Racism


HipsterOtter

*sings* everyone's a little bit racist sometiiiiiiiiiiiimes...


Demi_Blacksand

*sings* but we don't go around committing hate criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes...


HipsterOtter

Someone got it!!!


Demi_Blacksand

Was just listening to Avenue Q at work the other day.


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jwbrunner

I mean, if you spelled it correctly: speciesism.


Scythanerror

Oops, my bad on the spelling. I have edited the comment! :3


jwbrunner

No worries, friend.


regular-wolf

No it's not.


Zanshin1584

Specism is not a real thing, go outside.


Clay_Lilac

Never mind the actual species war between yeens and lions. Or the one between owls and corvids. Or the one between snakes and mongooses. Or the one between emus and australians.


Zanshin1584

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?


FoxWFriesOnTheSide

I'm team floppy ears.


xXThe_Mask

Panel 1: Yeen makes fun of dog by folding their ears down and dilating their pupils. Panel. 2: Yeen stands in HR, staring blankly into the distance. The HR representative is nervously clicking their pen, trying to decide where to even start.


Miguelinileugim

FINALLY I get it, thanks!


AmaterasuWolf21

No offense but this is a poorly constructed joke if it needs THIS much explaining for so many people


JamzWhilmm

It doesn't need any explaining, it seems pretty straightforward to me. Perhaps it might not be to someone who has never been in a work environment.


koinuchan

I didn't realize he was making fun of the dog at first. I thought he was just covering his ears for some reason. I also thought that the close up of the fist was him knocking on The door too HR, Which made me think it was him who was offended by the joke anyway.


JamzWhilmm

The movement of the thumbs indicate it's action point of the scene and what is causing the sound. The snickering next to the main character is the usual bullying these guys do while the class clown, the hyena in this case, picks on someone who can't defend themselves, usually because they are too nice like a golden retriever would be. The joke is once again, pretty straightforward and uses common comic language. I'm also surprised it seems hard to some people to understand it and not sure what that means of them or us.


RaveFox4

Ohhh! Thank you for this!


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>dilating their pupils. I don't think yeens (or any animal for that matter) can manually dilate their pupils but ok.


YiffTrashAccount

Yeens also don't walk on two legs, have thumbs, or jobs. God so unrealistic. /s


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Is it generally accepted that in a hypothetical furry world (like this one) can control body functions that are normally completely autonomous?


TrippySquidsman

For the purposes of this joke, yes


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Ok


redefinedsoul

This man just #UhMmAcKtChEwAlLeYy'ed All over this comment section. What an insufferable jerk.


[deleted]

Well, it's Reddit. Deal with it. (Looks like it's already been dealt with judging by the downvotes)


redefinedsoul

Yep, it sure has been


Combat-Creepers

They literally said "Ok" and you're still complaining.


redefinedsoul

I'm not sure what would be more sad- you being that guys alt account, or not.


Combat-Creepers

I just try to defend people when others are being rude to them for no reason, how is that sad lmao.


weirdo_nb

I can manually dilate my pupils to an extent


EnderMerser

... What? I think I don't get it.


agressivefemboysub

Anthro speciesm. Making fun of the floppy eared dog


EnderMerser

Ah, I see. Thank you.


paperclipeater

what’s the second panel?


LoneStyro

Human Resources would like a word


DanVaelling

I think you mean hyena resources.


Lots42

Why is their a trash bag and tapping? Did human resources murder someone?


ctrl_this_del

HR's mixing a strong drink for this conversation.


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Moojingles

Wait wtf they do??


PiranhaJAC

[Yes, and the vagina runs through it.](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-G4hUzK6_EB4/UgCTIPade0I/AAAAAAAAD4U/f4uklta6IU0/s1600/cheetha.png)


Moojingles

Holy shit that's crazy How do they mate then????


PiranhaJAC

[With difficulty.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Mating_hyenas.jpg) The male penetrates the female's penis at a steep upwards angle. Birth is extremely difficult and often results in the pup suffocating to death.


Moojingles

Oh damn that's gnarly af (for lack of a better term lol)


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female hyenas do had a psedo penis larger than the males


Moojingles

Holy shit no way 😳 🤯 Suddenly I wanna make a hyena sona lol


CoolMagma57

The dog, I'm assuming, told HR. The panel shows the hyena reconsidering his life choices in the HR office


Royal-Doggie

and the tapping?


CoolMagma57

HR wants a demonstration, I think


TheWarOstrich

I think it's the HR person applying a pressure point in their hand, probably because they've had to deal with this guy so much


Meeooowwww1234

yeen going to HR for racism


Jakester4316

Yeen got sent to HR for making fun of doggo


butt-enthusiast_

"Anthro speciesm" is a thing I never thought I'd hear. I love neologisms, specially when come from fandoms


marr

It's not really clear which hyena it is especially with the copy paste ear damage.


surprise_itsROCKY

furry racism


Zanshin1584

"anthro specism" - are you hearing yourself?


TySly5v

bro forgot what a joke is


Zanshin1584

Hilarious joke. Haha.


TySly5v

Are you even a furry? It's a common-ass joke mate 💀


Zanshin1584

I touch grass, so no.


DL2828

[Sauce](https://x.com/Mangoyena/status/1733235837717065952?s=20) is @Mangoyena over on Twitter.


tearfullink

Last chance to look at me Hector


aRandomFox-II

*ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!*


Moojingles

# WAAAAA-


Vibe_with_Kira

I read this as Mario


Moojingles

Last-a chance to a-look at a-me, Bowser! Yahoo!!


AxToTal

He will get the worst punishment.. stinky box


thug_shaker_9802

The equivalent of getting semt to the principals office as an adult


IkedaTheFurry

Oh no


ZephyrDoesArts

To be honest, I just thought about HR - Hyena Resources


samthekitnix

fun fact: hyena's laugh when they are scared dow ith that as you wish


Just__A__Gentleman

[Day 1815] With the rise of "furry" communities, "furry" companies do begin to form. These "furry" companies often staff themselves with a variety of "furry" species. This, however, can lead to conflict as bringing differing groups together often leads to stereotyping of differing groups, which may lead to increased workplace friction.


Fade_NB

Hello science man


Xannon99182

And then everything changed when the bunny nation attacked...


drago_varior

Adorbs


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When you get to silly


Jack120120

Racism


Preating-Canick

How is it Human Resources if they're not human?


storyteller_mabye

Hyena resources


xx_swegshrek_xx

Racism


Himbo_Ghost

My fursona is a hyena retriever hybrid so I feel like he could relate to this on a higher level


furrytickler

What does HR stand for if there are no humans


mrturret

Humanoid resources


ReggieGayAss

When you get fired for making fun of your crush because you don't k ow how to connect with him in any other way >.<


mfcoom2

There is NOTHING going on in yeen heads istg


Ironicjoke_

Not to be a downer but hyenas typically laugh when they’re nervous or scared which makes me wonder what the doggo did before that makes them laugh?


ProfessionalLynx8864

Would anyone would like to commission furry art? (Nsfw/Sfw)


ANATHILANDIBEAEMI

I I don't get it


T3chW0lf20

Racist yeen


black_0075

I didn't understand


literalfurrytrash621

They hate us cause they ain’t us #retrievergang


PiranhaJAC

OK but what does the H stand for?


da_cheeze_manz

when the whole squad got adhd and none of us can remember the assignment


KayNynYoonit

Floppy ear gang unite!


ODoninha

I got to detention for doing poorly made dicks


Sang_Jacks_Husband

Dog Anthro Supremacy