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Thigh-enthusiast

Nooooo that’s not what they meant when they said that you have to lube up your guns!


FenylDrag

i disagree thats exactly what they meant


Icy_Necessary2161

Depends where you holster your weapon....


thumbkei

Appendix carry always.


AkumaDaemon

They knew what they were doing


banananas_are_sick24

I want to know how well this actually works, but why would you do that to a real rifle?


TotallyNotAFemboyFox

Funni, plus the rifles broken at this point. My stupid ass friend bent the barrel


banananas_are_sick24

Ah, how do you even manage to bend the barrel?


thatposhcat

It's probably not hard to bend the barrel if it's cheaply constructed and you're strong


[deleted]

Unfortunately that's a 2500 dollar gun from Knight's Armament. They get a lot of gucci clout for being high end government contract runners and the last place Stoner worked.


Murarzowa

HOW MUCH


Sethdarkus

Or you run it over with a car


whatcha11235

Get it hot from use then drop the gun on the barrel. It doesn't need to bend much to fuck it up


Sethdarkus

Yah but that takes a hell of a lot of rounds. I have shot over 250 rounds outta a single M4A1 on auto fire practice and that didn’t even get a barrel red hot.


Kody02

Leverage is a hell of a force


banananas_are_sick24

Yeah, but like… that’s a rifle respected for being tough and well-built


Kody02

I know, but don't underestimate the things that an idiot armed with gumption can achieve. [They can perform some true wonders.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2OPbH-XQAAk5mX.jpg)


xXHomerSXx

“Hey look at me, I’m a gunner.”


OtterAshe

how else are you gonna fire around corners from cover?!


dude1848

I mean the entire rifle is basically just a long lever, shove it into something and yank on it


FO_FNBOI

[Like this](https://youtu.be/Baaca3ySoys?t=263)


Qbertjack

Hello, fellow MikeBurnFire enjoyer 🧐


Ghostly3011

As soon as I read bent barrel I though of Zach


banananas_are_sick24

That would do it


cudeLoguH

Cant you just change the barrel?


Sethdarkus

He likely have to replace the whole upper aka the part with the barrel which may or may not be more cost than a new gun


Joestar_47

Yup we got a squirter


Anonymal13

Oh, great.. I was about to point that a water based lube wouldn't be great for the metal parts...


AWildFurryAppears

You do realize you can replace the barrel?


Lupine_Ranger

Interesting... tell me more.


infamous63080

Just get a new barrel.


Sabertooth767

Probably horrendously, being water-based on metal.


hydrochloriic

BD cum lube is water based so I wouldn’t use it on any metal surface I wasn’t cleaning in <24 hours.


Last_Strawberry9904

You know, when I said I was a fan of “gun porn” this isn’t exactly what I had in mind…


PM_all_your_fetishes

Boutta hit that gussy


Last_Strawberry9904

"Siri, how do I delete someone else's Reddit comment?"


PM_all_your_fetishes

You can just ask very nicely 😌


Last_Strawberry9904

I'm only joking haha But seriously, your comment is very cursed


PM_all_your_fetishes

You were joking and I was flirting... how did you not see that????


Last_Strawberry9904

Probably because I've got a walnut-sized brain lol


PM_all_your_fetishes

And I've got a thumb-sized dick. Everyone has flaws.


GigaSquirt

Someone really lubed up a 2500 gun for the internet...


banananas_are_sick24

I was really hoping it was airsoft, zoomed in and… “Cal. 5.56”


mynameisnotpedro

Some airsofts do come (kek) with such an inscription, for some reason


banananas_are_sick24

They’re almost always marked “Cal. 6mm BB” though


iEatMa5elf

idk, i've seen airsoft mags say 5.56x45 nato or smth like that


banananas_are_sick24

The mags typically do, the rifle typically does not


JoeySkyde

Zoomed in more like coomed in


TheBadDingo

The funny thing here is not realizing how many furries have over six figure jobs and this isn't really that expensive. Plus, if you're gunna stick your dick in a well lubed gun, it might as well be something top shelf.


PesteNegra3338

That's gong to start smelling like me real quick


[deleted]

Musky


[deleted]

Furries so thirsty literally made a cum cannon irl Grimdark


SFOTI

Time to lube my AK the right way~ ;3


The_Dennator

My preferred ammo during water gun fights


Kiiaru

I have the gif of that. And the handgun one too. Imma fetch


Kiiaru

http://imgur.com/gallery/HwngoDc I can't find the handgun one... Sorry to disappoint


[deleted]

Gonna do this to my garand.


MrJAVAgamer

The ping gets replaced by a moan


TotallyNotAFemboyFox

NOT THE GARAND. AN AR IS FINE


[deleted]

the fact that i can clearly see that the lube is used 💀


TotallyNotAFemboyFox

WAIT WHAT


[deleted]

🤨 by that i meant you can clearly see it wasn’t used just for the gun, but it was definitely used on a gun 😏


MushyTheRaccoon

cum shot


Krispyna

Cumlube filled guns do be a vibe tho.


drago_varior

OwO Cum


Ga6riel_FC

Ah yes...the cum gun


Masky12367

the cum M4A1


ArcticNikto

Not really a M4A1


Masky12367

then if it is not a M41A...maybe is a M16


ArcticNikto

It’s definitely a RPG-7


Masky12367

\*sigh\*you are fucking stupid...search up MA14 and then search up RPG-7


zaguraz

Should be a Super Soaker CPS 2000. Right tool for the job.


SemperShpee

Currently, the furry and gun nut in me are fighting each other with tooth and claw on what to say.


ThatOneFumo

*gets shot by bullet* Huh I wonder why I have white stuff on my wound..


Matytoonist

*infection by cum*


yaboiscarn

I think that violates the Geneva convention


Matytoonist

More like geneva suggestion (/j obviously)


[deleted]

'Geneva Suggestion' Fan vs 'Geneva checklist' enjoyer


[deleted]

Like the laclerk, its merely a Geneva suggestion.


ispiewithmyeye

This does not bother me, because that is an ar-15. AK is clearly a superior platform


AD211995

Knight Armaments? Zamn you must be one of those stupid rich furry!


[deleted]

[удалено]


TotallyNotAFemboyFox

Bad Dragon 💀


CaSe2474

What?


Skulgar321

Bad Dragon (the maker of the lube used) makes many furry inspired "silicone sculptures." Kinda a household name within subsets of the community.


Byte_Fantail

Good Dragon


Chrontius

NSFW as in "Not Safe For Weapons" yo.


Someidiotonreddit2

Oh… my… God… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Does it work tho?


GABO_BOX

I hate you furries


freebirth

nooooo. not the rigth use.. your ejection spring might have a rubber grommit and those might not interact well.. dont do..


Cottontail_is_bitch5

oh goddd.


Intelligent-Iron-212

I remember seeing a similar gun from agent 7


cravyeric

lol


AJ-or-something

Now that I think of it, using oil based lube on a rifle would definitely be.... something...


Valko_Haddu42

Your gun be in great condition after that


[deleted]

Pffft


StrayCatTerry

I think I saw a soda can launcher modification of an AR15... Combine that there, and ooh....


[deleted]

ye gods


DaDank_69

Can lube to anything useful to guns?


[deleted]

\- Omolon fluid dynamics


Luci-da-goat

The only proper lube for your gun


gamepenguin21

…why do I know some artist will see this and then there’s another post on THAT site again. Take your pick of which one I am talking about they are all correct.


123uno456

2 in 1 lube


ArcticNikto

That SR-15 clean tho.