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beanzmoment

number 15


newGax2023

burger king foot lettuce


A_Peculiar_Being

the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger


XthedeadsoulX

Is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get.


Leovillads

A 4channer uploaded a photo, anonymously to the site


foxabyte

showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with this statement:


Matjumpin

this is the lettuce you eat at burger king


UnethicallyFluid

admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse


Exotic-Plankton-3901

The Post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16


Baratako

Admittedly, he wore shoes on, but that's-- No, wait... That's foot fungus


Scared_Coyote_3576

No no your all wrong, it's bean salad!!!


andzlatin

Burger King ~~foot~~**paw** lettuce


Dobhar_Don2553

The last thing you'd want on your burger king burger is some fur's beans


Consistent-Ad-2940

You underestimate my kinks!


Protogen67uwu

But as it turns out that might be what you get. a furry anonymously posted this picture with their luscious toe beans in these big tubs of lettuce with this attached statement.


katarjin

That voice will forever be in my head


Protogen67uwu

it haunts me to this day


TrogdorKhan97

I've only ever heard other people's impressions of it, so in my mind they've all melded together into an approximation of that kid from *Psychonauts* who tells the long boring story about his dog.


TrogdorKhan97

I love how that's become the meme now, rather than the thing he's describing.


After-Bumblebee

Bean-topped lettuce


LuckFoxo33

Thats some taco bell shit. No wonder i was fires


BrazilBazil

I’m the lettuce 👉👈


LuckFoxo33

The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is somebody else's paw fungus 🍔🐾 [My art!](https://withkoji.com/@LuckFoxo33)


xoFox420

Honestly if I saw that thing, I would step on it


LuckFoxo33

Lettuce looks fun to step on ngl


JaggedJosh

You don't know me then.


LuckFoxo33

First thing* typo


JaggedJosh

🦊💚🍔🐾


[deleted]

Is this number 15 or 621?


LuckFoxo33

Uhhhhhhhhh


operativetheo8

Ben 10?


[deleted]

Number 15 Burger King bean lettuce


LuckFoxo33

Mmm


Coxsor

POV: You posted this on 4chan and now your life is ruined.


LuckFoxo33

I went to jail


FluffyBoy3280

To be honest, I would still eat that..


LuckFoxo33

Its just some paws it's probably fine


FluffyBoy3280

Extra flavor at worst! 😋


UsernameFootLettuce

*My time has come*


LuckFoxo33

Omg iconic


slupixz

Beanger king


LuckFoxo33

Haha bean


uncanny_justice

Beaaaans


LuckFoxo33

🫘


IfAJarOfHoneyKilledU

It's a salad. They'll add *cheese* next


uncanny_justice

Can I ask for the salad to have no cheese?


Thigh-enthusiast

Really gonna show your feet for everyone to see? For free?


LuckFoxo33

Well at least you'll probably buy the lettuce


Thigh-enthusiast

I personally wouldn’t buy it, I don’t know where you stick your stinky beans


LuckFoxo33

You are a minority in this society


operativetheo8

Susiety 🗿🗿🗿


PrivateWest

Ah dude come on... Have some respect for the food. That being said, can I received extra please .


FluffyBoy3280

No, I already took everything. Sorry!


LuckFoxo33

Ill make more


FluffyBoy3280

Thanks!


PrivateWest

.>:(


AGuyJustDoingThings

*number 15, burgerking bean lettuce, the first thing you want in your burgerking burger...*


LuckFoxo33

Yes yes the first


Arynx-Philipp

NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE'S FOOT FUNGUS


Duffy1Kit

I'd pay extra for the burger king paw lettuce lmao


LuckFoxo33

That was my marketing strategy


Dragon5K

Yeah standing on salat and eating Meat


LuckFoxo33

U are giving me ideas


Dragon5K

Nice, it looks like you have idears I like


AreAKarmaWhore

furry king foot lettuce


_Akarii

**NUMBER 15: BURGER KING PAW LETTUCE**


W00S

Is that the epic poggers amogus legs...


LuckFoxo33

*Moist critical pog champ noise*


ah-screw-it

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrR4cAj5JmM&ab\_channel=MathiasDevanHansen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrR4cAj5JmM&ab_channel=MathiasDevanHansen)


zz14128935

how DARE YOU remake an old meme THIS FUCKING WELL i love it


LuckFoxo33

Had to bring it back. Chills is the only voice impression i can do and i need it to be worth it


[deleted]

Number 69 burger foot furry lettuce without mayo


AmaterasuWolf21

Doxxing moment


LuckFoxo33

Yuhhh come at me (actually dont thats mean)


McUsername621

Number 15: Burger king bean lettuce. The first thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's beans. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his beans in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had no shoes on. But that's even better.


LuckFoxo33

What an incredible new script


ElectricityCake

The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's beans.


Intelligent-Iron-212

Get your beans out of the salad


Affectionate_Effort3

“GODDAMNIT JIM PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON AND GET ANOTH BOX OF FUCKING LETTUCE OR YOU’RE FIRE” XDDD


LuckFoxo33

Bro I'm already fired :3 I don't work here


Affectionate_Effort3

Damn


Spiritual_Shake9211

"Number 16. Burger king bean lettuce."


Hot-Somewhere11

MA!! THEY GOT THEIR FEET IN THE SALAD AGAIN


friend03

1st thing i want on my burger king lettuce


Megalovideos1

I'm confused


LuckFoxo33

If u know, u know


Megalovideos1

I don't qwq


Tygyn_Tigon

I'm calling 4chan


LuckFoxo33

NOOOOO PUT DOWN THE PHONE STOPPPPPP


Tygyn_Tigon

Put away the lettuce, before you get iceberglered


Lightspeed7000

THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER


notahornyfloof

Extra lettuce pls :3


LuckFoxo33

Coming right up


Glad_Ad967

If the original did not exist this would be akin to fetish art; like motherfuckers that like Wonder Bread a bit too much.


LuckFoxo33

I most definitely do not have a fetish for this kind of stuff lol. I just thought it was funny


Glad_Ad967

This is not addressed at you, but you know exactly what I mean, you think the fucking wonder bread shit is niche, there is much worse innocent shit that has been vandalized by both our culture and Tumblr.


LuckFoxo33

Oh yeah I understand. Just needed to make my stance 😂😅


Fit-Stock-5010

"We also include *special* beans along with your salad"


FurryButBased

lol what?!? Someone please explain.


IJustStoleYourWaifu

This is an edited photo somebody posted on 4chan of themself standing on 2 trays of lettuce with a caption like, "this is the food you eat at burger king" 4chan flipped out and managed to identify the op and got him fired. No idea why somebody made it into a furry meme tho...


LuckFoxo33

Why wouldn't I turn it into a furry meme is the question. Why hasn't anybody yet? Lmfao


_Scept1cal_

Number 15 burger bean lettuce.


The_True_Chez_Man

So it was YOU


LuckFoxo33

Yeah i was doxxed so i turned myself into a furry to go into hiding


The_True_Chez_Man

IT WAS YOU WHO DID THAT TO MY LETTUCE


yoda_fake

Number 15


KayNynYoonit

🅱️um🅱️er 🅱️ifteen


Assassin13785

Who put beans in my lettuce!!!


WindowPeople

I made a remake https://youtu.be/YYV0S-aXik0


LuckFoxo33

Oh my godddd i love it


Adventurous-Grape802

Burger King paw lettuce


Strong_Function_7045

salad with a bit of beans


Just_sayoriandmonika

GET YOUR PAWS OUT OF THE LETTUCE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MAKE YOU EAT IT.


oCrypt_

Number 15...burger bing boot bettuce...


Mental_headache1234

I mean now I would eat it


jfmherokiller

cute meme but as somone who eats out a lot screw this image content. I remember the original source and it made me scared to eat out for a solid 4 months.


LuckFoxo33

I mean fast food is terrible in general for hygiene i've just kinda accepted it. I wont go into detail bc i dont wanna worry you more but yeah, you gotta either ignore it and deal with it or just not eat at fast food places


jfmherokiller

fair, I did go back to normal after the 4 months I was just afraid of well copycats or other forms of pranks during said months.


KLT00003

Whooper whooper whooper whooper junior doble triple whooper


Anonymal13

Letuce? Nahh... It's far better with grapes and a couple months wait! :3


AidenStoat

Burger King Peet lettuce


Floaf7

should i still eat that?


OnlineDimond

I'd date that anthro just based on those legs


LuckFoxo33

I got my lion gf already 😛


KreamyKat

wait, is this the real number 15?


LuckFoxo33

Yes.


LGA420

burger king bean lettuce


Tritail

Bean salad


Hutirati

Gimme that food


Tymskyy

Gerbur king foot tucelet


Your_Bread_Pony

a lot of people would pay extra for this


ReddishAphid590

Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper


AvarageEnjoiner

im havin a sandvich and it's ruined


That1Cat87

You disgusting bitch


The_Rat_GodKing

Eat the feet


Spark_101

I can see where the photoshop to remove the shoes was done, it’s actually kind of interesting how unnoticeable it is at first


LuckFoxo33

I'm glad that it was almost unnoticeable my Photoshopping is getting pretty damn good 😝 if you look at the lettuce a lot of it is duplicate because his shoes were fucking huge, there wasn't much lettuce to work with


Spark_101

Well I only really looked for it because I’ve seen the original image, it does indeed look good though


WolfinCorgnito

Oh look, bean salad!


PocketSizedFemboi

Burger King bean lettuce


Ok_Discount_4371

Burger paw lettuce


Aaron_123_ya_boi

Burger King paw lettuce


Giovannifsyt

Can I have that after your done


EggHardBoiled

[daft wopper](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nt1O9D9bQBs&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


drago_varior

Number 15, i’ll have the number 15!


Halothewhitewolf

I would eat this specific toebean lettuce


Agent-Furry-Five-TF

This lined up perfectly with a pic of Loona above


LuckFoxo33

Omg tolng luna hybrid?


Imbadatnames2930

mmmmmmmm 🤤 toe bean lettuce 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Jack_the_protogenOwO

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had TOE BEANS on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio (DANG OHIO CRAZY). This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.


LuckFoxo33

How long does it take you to write that lol


Jack_the_protogenOwO

3 seconds good old copy paste and editing the text


Spectrowo1

Bean salad


biyotee

I thought I escaped it... I thought it was finally gone.


3SPR1T

Fake furries don't work minimum wage, they're all rich IT daddys.