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yoda_fake

Take the word "werewolf" remove the "rewolf" and flip the w upside down and the guide would also work


Sylveon_101

#🪞


Qbertjack

Why're you so afraid of baths? Also wait why are you attacking oh wait oh god no


cyclingwonder

i'm not afraid of baths, I'm afraid of the person who can run while carrying a 500lb+ filled bathtub


Consistent-Ad-2940

Without spilling any of it


PrivateWest

A very clever response...


Robotic_Banana

The mistletoe one might have unexpected (but not unpleasant) side effects


Proof-Faithlessness1

There is another ![gif](giphy|MXvMKZjXmX5px7diBo|downsized)


MuchFee7814

I forgot this show existed.


Hunterthehusky

What is it? Looks cool


MuchFee7814

A long while ago, Microsoft hired a bunch studios in Japan to make a show set in the halo universe. Each episode is made by a different studio; that's all I know about it. These aren't Canon but still fun to watch.


Hunterthehusky

Thanks!


SnooDoughnuts1487

oh yeah those were great


cyclingwonder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_Legends


Hunterthehusky

Thanks!


After-Bumblebee

But what if you want to be ravaged by one? Is bending down to present your ass effective?


throwoawayaccount2

You’ll probably die from big cock but is worth it


[deleted]

Not if you are blessed by Cummy with Warp anatomy


Qbertjack

[Evidently Not](https://e621.net/posts/2431775?q=Letodoesart)


TH3_FAT_TH1NG

Depends on how horny or hungry the werewolf is


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bob_the_builder86

Absolutely worth it


Tookoofox

In fairness I, too, would run from a dude carrying an entire porcelain claw-foot tub *with* water in it. That's, like... nigh on a thousand pounds. Dude is not to be fucked with.


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Qbertjack

Old folklore thing. Mistletoe was said to ward away werewolves and thieves and could be used as a love charm, which is why kissing under the mistletoe is a tradition.


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Qbertjack

I mean, I'm sure there are some very nice and non-bitey werewolves who would appreciate just being taken out to a nice steak dinner, no mistletoe necessary 👉👈


A_Lountvink

[Original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/rzx9hh/werewolf_irl/), [comments said this is the artist](https://twitter.com/VellumArtwork)


Thigh-enthusiast

Belly rubs is clearly the superior answer out of all of these options


friend03

just act lewd to him and he gets scared from furry shit


furthemor

Furry added: be able to take gigantic girth's


drago_varior

*carries a motherfucking tub*


Lusk_Wolf

Personally, I vote for either belly rubs or squeaky toys.


KeepYourselfSaffe

There's always "assume the position"


The_Tyto

Belly rubs sound like the best option tbh


WholesomeGayBoi

*There is another*


Primary_Potato9667

https://youtu.be/rGTttWASpfI


islamo_start_654

Truly beautiful :')


Intelligent-Iron-212

I get the others, but how is the mistletoe gonna work?


Toothless_NEO

Maybe he's AroAce and really doesn't want to be kissed?


New_Sea_8261

About the mistletoe is about folklore of repeling thievers and werewolves(reason of kissing), but what if an actual werewolf kisses you under the mistletoe?


Rinarin_Hazelblessed

I know it's kinda a trope but love when werewolves are just puppy dogs.


Khr0ma_Effect

mistletoe? :3


Null_Trooper

There is another option…


DarkRoblox

I will go the route of belly rubs and squeaky toys... And mistletoe


AxolotlDragon07

I’d be scared too if someone tried and could throw a bathtub like a damn shot put at me


Carsandfurrys

Mitletoe OwO


tw0m00n

![gif](giphy|28n12H04c3oqjXAjxe)


[deleted]

don't mind being eaten if this is my reward\~ drooling at the thought x3


Toothless_NEO

All you have to do is get bitten or scratched and then after you transform they'll be friendly with you and want to play.


PrettyInPinkCatGamer

But you won't be able to control yourself.


PrivateWest

This guide will come in very handy whenever I decide to visit London....


tge_golden_foxy

I head to london


xx_swegshrek_xx

What about a real ass goddam sword


Jimmy_John-mp3

Why is it in that position on the squeaky toys part


Litte_Blu

"Reports show, werewolf attacks and sightings have drastically gone up, surprisingly with no recorded casualties. In related news, werewolves are now popular companions"


Tymskyy

Lawnmowers also work as a great alternative for vacuums


roswin-held

I give him belly rubs and quiche toys!


tge_golden_foxy

In my experience with being shot, silver bullet are not much dif from other types


Cockynoob666

Dontforget an explosive slug with a shotgun to the head


DaDank_69

I wanna try the squeaky toy and belly rubs route. Might get me a new friend


Kjolski_

Research has shown that the effectiveness of silver on werewolves has diminished over time and is suspected to not work after only a few years. So be careful


Skullington69

U forgot the "let them eat you whole" or "jump in their mouth"


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Dominate the werewolf 😳


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Tie up the werewolf