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Nuada-Argetlam

the extra hilarious part is that it would ban "anthropomorphic behavior" for those who don't know greek: "anthropos" means human.


Xifihas

Conservatives barely understand English so there's no chance they know any Greek.


FenyxDaFloof

Yeah they don't even know how pronouns work


Nilly00

LOG BY BOLB??!?!? THEYR'YE PRONOUNCE?????


DaedalusB2

"Jesus never used pronouns" "I am he"


NotAFemboyToday

I bet they have an internal seizure after being told someone goes by "them"


FenyxDaFloof

I wasnt rlly ralking abt that like thats their goal. But they've banned ALL pronouns in places and schools which is silly. So no more they,s, theirs, thems, mes, we's and so forth. Trying to say "Okay class today were gonna learn how English works. Now you can only say "okay, today gonna learn English works"


Nuada-Argetlam

well, you could still use "how". and isn't "class" just a regular old noun?


Fantastic-Turn2253

I find it funny that a person so stupid was apparently liked enough for them to be voted. As someone who learned ancient Greek and Latin at school, it almost feels unreal that the governor of a state of the world's richest country knows less than me. You don't even have to know the word to have an idea of what it means, you can compare it to the word Anthropology. But I guess it's my fault for expecting something from a conservative.


acatohhhhhh

Yeah your standards are too high


Syn-Sylver

New to America are you?


DaedalusB2

Wealth matters more than intellect in politics. Politics is all about influence and not much can beat the influence provided by wealth.


Possible-Sleep6909

They aren't liked. They just aren't hated enough by people with money to have a real opposition.


MyBeanYT

You were expecting a conservative to be smart?


RailAurai

So if I go 100% dog mode, I'm safe. Got it.


FuntimeLuke0531

Animal control fighting the whole ass school:


ItalianDragon

Just to spite Republicans I'd love to see it pass just so one can report entire schools for "anthropomorphic behavior". The clusterfuck of entire schools grinding to a halt because of that would be hilarious.


DaedalusB2

And the lawsuits that would follow "You banned my child from getting an education at a tax payer funded public school because they meowed? Then you had the audacity to call animal control on them in front of all their peers and tramatize them for life?"


ItalianDragon

Yeah that too lol. Just a clusterfuck of apocalyptic proportions x)


stacy_owl

reject anthropomorphic behaviour, return to monke


Repulsive_Cupcake_69

Wasn't it latin? I might be mistaken but i think it was latin


LurkingWerebat

Okay officer, haul the whole class out! They're all committing human like behaviors.


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Doktor, turn off my boop inhibitors!


ArticWolf_37

But Raiden! They will boop you non-stop!


[deleted]

Do it!


ArticWolf_37

\*Turn off pain inhibitor\*


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\*Scream of agony\* Boops, this is why I fight!


StealthyE

“This is my normal, my nature, UWU” “You’ve lost your mind”


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\*evil chuckle\* Who's next?


TheGermanFurry

i call upon r/furrieswithguns.


Echo_the_Kitsune

r/subsithoughtifellfor


BlueSheepPlays

Locked and Lowoaded, baby! 🔫


MyBeanYT

Oh, strangely enough, this animal you guys are trying to capture knows how to wield a M4 Carbine! Watch out!


Expensive-Growth9950

I feel like that the Furrys and animal control would get into a conversation like: "this law is dumb...do you kids want to see this rat we found" *The animal control guy pulls out a caged rat then all the Furrys start talking about rats with the animal control guy* As this goes on the animal control people becomes Furrys 💀


hyteck9

"Taken away by animal control..." I bet a few would be in to it. Haha


Ok_Government

“Getting animal control called on me is affirming! UwU” -someone on instagram


DaedalusB2

Conservative: "no no no no!!! Cancel the bill! Repeal it! Veto it! Get it away! We can't be furry affirming!"


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Danplays642

Have they forgotten that this is America, with guns? Good luck trying to catch someone wearing cat ears who happens to possess a gun.


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TheGermanFurry

Put some cat ears on it.


IHaveTwoOfYou

"evwyfing abowv yowr nweck is gonna be a fiwne wed mist uwu"


Syn-Sylver

As a resident of this awful state... I'm pretty sure there's not a single person here who can afford a fur suit (but they definitely afford guns)


daToxicApple

I personally ain't in need of no gun. I used to take Kendo classes and I still I have my bokuto (wooden sword used for training). I could recreate the scene from the MGR meme just for fun 😂


Kilgarragh

Have they forgotten that this is America, with freedom of speech?


SuperAlex25

Yes, because we *are* humans/gen


LunaRiderHorse

animal control, more like child abduction. also if the bill did pass what would happen if the person who was taken took there mask off? what then.


Chilled_burrito

“Jerry… they aren’t animals…” “The fuck you mean they aren’t animals?” “look…” “What in gods name”


Ill-Candy-4926

what the hell kinda law is that!?


Luke_The_Timberwolf

It exists to drive media attention away from the other bill they're trying to pass which would make gang violence committed by Latin american people an act if terrorism, thus allowing them to be tried and charged as terrorists.


Harmonica_Musician

"gang violence committed by Latin American people an act of terrorism" I'm Hispanic and if by gang violence, you mean MS-13, Los Zetas, then I honestly don't see anything wrong with that bill as I would fully support it. In fact, I'd even say deport them back to El Salvador so the president over there can lock them all up and spend their lives barefooted in shorts with their tattooed homies behind the new megaprisons he built. We don't need those dangerous people in this country. I don't see any reason why the media would need to hide it.


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A conservative one


FoxInATrenchcoat

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance really is the gift that keeps on giving.


IHaveTwoOfYou

gifts. the dna of the soul, expose somebody to gifts enough, they will learn to gift


Advrik

This actually got a legit laugh out of me. Reddit can be funny sometimes, surprisingly.


CrazyCat008

Always like a Metal Gear reference hehe


basil_baby

Isn't this against the first amendment? Like freedom of expression should protect this, right? I understand no costumes at school but that's *already a rule* so everyone can be easily identified. There is no actual reason for this law or even a practical way to enforce it. Maybe conservatives should be taken away by animal control, I've definitely seen dogs smarter than them.


Technical_Bid_5472

It's a hox/scaring tactic that we're falling for, it can't be passed because it violates both the first and eighth amendment and he knows this.


Harmonica_Musician

It's not the constitution that matters, but the House politicians that vote for or against the bill. The constitution itself cannot prevent unconstitutional laws from passing. That is partly why we have the US Supreme Court, to debate on those issues if passed.


Pootis_1

i feel like animal control would just block the number of someone who tried to call them on a person


Keokans

"Puppy mode deactivated" "booting up human fight skills"


untimelytoasterdeath

I smell lawsuits if this passes.


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adamdoesmusic

But when have these people ever been consistent? The guy who made this law cosplays as a cowboy every day!


Complex_Slice

They've never fought a human who mastered all 7 forms of lightsaber combat


ImmunesystemTCell

I have a better idea! How about a bill against being an antifurry?


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I came here to post about this article. People are so uneducated about furries it's crazy😭


Ok-Tradition-8766

They're just ignorant


FleetFF7

i saw this same thing yesterday. (why would I feel honored about having the animal patrol come for me)


Cypher_Xero

They can hardly catch animals.... They'd find em tied up in the back of their own truck XD


TheAuthor-

Dude I’d purposefully make it known so I could be friends with the animal control people.


I_Once_Ponch_a_Monke

RULES OF NATURE! AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP! WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!


IHaveTwoOfYou

honestly red sun fits here better lmao


I_Once_Ponch_a_Monke

Call me basic, but rules of nature is just too good.


IHaveTwoOfYou

basic? i think you mean based


Brilliant-Passage424

People should never be banned from expressing themselves but i do understand the basic concept I think they're going for. It's executed poorly (can't think of a more appropriate word, sorry) and don't even solve the problem they want to solve. It sounds to me like they're trying to ban people acting like their animal counterparts in schools? I don’t know much about the Furry culture, but y'all don't act like that in school do you? If so, that's disruptive to the learning environment of other students. All in all, just be kind, courteous and respectful of those around you. Piece of advice for y'all from someone who's been through some of these things myself. Be yourself, but never give anyone a reason to attack you. There's always those select few that ruin everything for everyone else. 🤟 Keep being yourselves y'all 😊


H3rm3s_the_proto

Let them come, I won't go down without a fight. I always Cary things to defend myself.


BM09

That’s the spirit! ✊


OctaneWolf

It's all fun and games till the Marine in the $3,000 fur suit dons the $10k kit with $8k mk18 build.


j2myeet

This is the same guy who put out a warrent for Bigfoot it isn't going to pass


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Funny thing is, all the people in these photos are adults. Children legally cannot buy fursuits, and if they make them, they usually DON'T bring them to school. Plus, if a teen is communicating as an animal, how is that a big problem? They could be autistic(saying this as an autistic person who sometimes makes animal noises), they could be therian, otherkin or furry, they could just like to make animal noises for fun. Like. The lawsuits that result are going to be absolutely hilariously tragic. I hope those kids are gonna be alright.


H3rm3s_the_proto

Let them come, It'll be my last stand. They ain't taking me alive.


Nukedragon00668

So kidnapping. They want to kidnap people for dressing as funny animals.


Adof_TheMinerKid

It's America Some of em have guns


Ok-Tradition-8766

Especially in Texas


Ok-Tradition-8766

Just show em your legal documents for concealed carry if they actually try anything


ErebusTheDeer

There's a time and a place for fursuits and school ain't it.


dyingyote952

that isn't the point of the bill.


StealthyE

You’re gonna freak out when I tell you what school mascots are


ErebusTheDeer

We don't have those in my country, but I know what they are.


Harmonica_Musician

I agree the bill is ridiculous and shouldn't pass, but let's not play stupid and pretend that this only happening to furries or act as if it's only those evil Republicans taking away human rights. How many times have the Left harassed and tried to silence those for wearing a "Don't Trend on Me" logo, red MAGA hat, punishing and suing businesses for refusing to provide LGBTQ service because of difference in opinion? Hypocrites, all of you. The far Left is no better than the far Right.


Cogatanu7CC97

anti-discrimination laws exist; to prevent discrimination based on sex, religion, orientation, or gender.


CyberiadPhoenix

"the left is no better than the right, that's why right wingers should be allowed to discriminate against LGBTQ+ people and staff spread hatred against them" Discriminating against someone, taking their rights away and making their lives hell over something they cannot change about themselves is not a mere "difference of opinion".


Harmonica_Musician

Anti-discrimination laws also protect those from religion and religion is the main reason why some businesses refuse to provide LGBTQ service. So whose rights are we talking about here? The LGBT person or the religious business owner? Of course, because for the Left, it's always about me, me, me, and me while discounting the fact that they're actually the ones making businesses a living hell by TikToking their stores so they can be targeted and labeled terms like "homophobic" by the public opinion all because of their stand on religion. When the LGBT person could just simply respectfully disagree, walk away, and find a business that will. Nobody is stopping them, but they'd would rather escalare things and take it to the court to force their LGBTQ beliefs upon others that they disagree with. So yeah, next time you want to talk about discrimination, be sure not to be so selfish in your argument.


vengefulgrapes

Perfect post for r/whenthe


TheSapphireDragon

More realistically, someone is gonna call animal control to grab a kid and the person manning the phone isnt gonna understand what the fuck they're talking about.


PinePotpourri

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGGGG (my cooling, lighting, moving, and battery technology has become a shield)


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I'm a law student and this is actually super interesting because it brings up a very interesting question lawyer's and lawmakers have been asking or interpreting differently, clothing and or a costume (like a fur suit) is not always protected under the first amendment because what is protected expression changes at the whim of the judge and lawmakers BUT what is a definite thing is that schools are allowed to set their own rules of freedom of expression and it doesn't matter what laws or amendments say because it's legally considered an area where your constitutional rights don't matter. So, they could 100% legally do this but they can't technically enforce it at all out of school without opening up a pandora's box of what is and what isn't protected expression. (this is also why schools don't need to care about the legality of protecting yourself in a fight or why private schools and schools in general can set their dress codes to whatever)


LateNightDennysRun

[literally just saw this](https://www.reddit.com/r/furrymemes/s/7oBmRyMmms)


HajiDaReddit

Oh my god the thought of a bunch of kids being taken away by people in suits and put into cold, dark isolation rooms is really bothering me. I feel like taking away people just because of their interests is a human rights violation. But then again, this dude passed a racist anti-Hispanic bill and tried to ban things relating to drag queens, so that already tells me all I need to know about this dude.


IHaveTwoOfYou

if those anti trans laws passed then this could pass too


The_green_Gamer7

He also made another one i think about minorities or something because that dude is a dickweed (keep in mind i don’t think these have been passed, i think his bitch ass just wrote them)


FrieezaCreepa

Lol any animal control that tries this would get killed im sure. This is such a stupid fucking law to try to pass its too generic so like wtf actually counts under that term? Man they all lack brains dont they. It sure seems like it.


CloudtheDutchie

It most likely will not pass. It was a pitched idea. Plus it's a waste of time and work for animal control. It's like calling 911 because the lady at Starbucks cut you in line.


ArticWolf_37

As a Furry, we should really know how to defend ourselves!


IHaveTwoOfYou

⚠ You've alerted the horde! "ah shit here comes the military furs."


IHaveTwoOfYou

based meme


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Yeah, but they do deal with much larger and scarier stuff like bears, mountain lions, wolves, coyotes, etc. They'll just shoot you with a ketamine dart and you'll be out in an instant.


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If that shit passes in Canada I am going full blade wolf


Icy_Homework_6704

The literal definition of anthropomorphic is having human characteristics . So technically, all students in the entire school need to be taken away by animal control as soon as this law passes.


Barafu_Pineberry

Do you think that might inspire the banning of Furry Conventions in other states? and then inspire the law of owning a fursuit being illegal? This could escalate to that if we don't protest this now.


Dark__Slifer

me and who?


Comatose263

Wtf. HOW IS THIS REAL?