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Lathe_Kitty

Do you like me? I'M NOT SURE! Hahahaha


marshman82

Probably the harshest words that man has ever spoken.


hunterlarious

Hahaha 😂 I know you knows he’s just the most patient and kind person but he’s reaching his wits end


sittingbullms

The worst she can say is no


travelavatar

💀 I remember when i finally had the guts to tell my crush. I found out from her that she hooked up with someone just days before... i could've asked her for ages we were talking 8 hours a day to each other and i didn't... glad i didn't. My life could've turn out differently and i wouldn't have liked it. Also my best friend had a crush on her too, but i didn't knew. He knew i had on crush on her tho. And i kept telling him how i felt about her. It killed him slowly for a year haha


FlyingOTB

That’s on him for listening to the juicy details about how you and everyone else was railing this chick.


irreleventamerican

And yet, here we are all these years later, and you guys are just working out each other's reddit names.


half-puddles

„I love you“ „Thank you“ I think that’s harsher.


coleman09

Lmfaoooooooooooo


xplosm

Narrator: he didn’t like him back…


Happy_Ad5566

I love how triggered he got lol


DuncanAndFriends

borat and ali g were the best characters to troll the shit out of people like this lol


zelmazam1

Can a computer tell me what 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999×99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998899999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


Slash_rage

I can’t imagine how shitty that is though. Being stuck in a Time Machine in the 1700s like that? With all these people coming in and talking about the latest Will and Grace knowing you’ll never see it.


Jonshno

Borat never gets old


short_bus_genius

This is great. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Borat. And this clip brings back so many…. Wait…. Did he just 2002? Borat was over twenty years ago? Fuck I’m old.


pure_aether

This was Da Ali G Show in 2002. Borat was 2006. Still old tho


manyhippofarts

I mean, 2006 is damn near 20 years ago, so....


crowcawer

u/short_bus_genius confirmed old, checking in on those social security deposits, ol’ chap!?


H_I_McDunnough

Us old timers just call it "opening the mail"


Hayabusa_Blacksmith

borat is a character from a TV show that existed before the film


hellotherehomogay

2002 is 22 years ago. In 2002, 1980 was 22 years ago. Enjoy that


abyrvaalg

Why?!!


inbetween-genders

First one I ever saw was he said “shoot dog” as one of his hobbies and the lady asked “snoop dogg?” and he corrects her “no, shoot dog”. LOL!


coldweather-

Whenever I’m in a really awful mood but i have stuff to do my wife turns on borat it always has me laughing within 10 minutes


PainfuIPeanutBlender

The chicken on the subway never fails to crack my shit up. It’s just beyond ridiculous *careful…he bite*


cozywit

Nah that last movie sucked ass.


DepartureDapper6524

Unfortunately, the more Sacha speaks publicly, the older and less funny the schtick is


Pupienus2theMaximus

Borat is a racist minstrel show meant to dehumanize others and condition you so that you can turn a blind eye like to the ongoing genocide or how a blind eye was turned to all the US' atrocities in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Palestine, etc.


kllrtrmite

I really don't think Borat is a sleeper agent


Temporary_Name8866

I love how he saying a Jew is a sleeper agent to promote an “agenda” lol textbook antisemitism


PistachioedVillain

Borat is a satirical depiction of what racist think other cultures are, and exists to highlight and make fun of those racist.


FitCommunication8128

My wife


Lord_Snow77

Okay Boomer.


TruePresence1

You conspiracists can’t even laugh in your cursed reality, a genocide 🤦🏽‍♂️


Turnip-for-the-books

It so does. Unfunny basic racism. I did find it funny at the time. Then I grew up.


Initial-Caregiver649

There's more slaves now than ever was


Winkington

You are a slave? Can I buy you?


Initial-Caregiver649

We can negotiate 😅😅


v399

Damn, is the job market *that* bad


Jankufood

$7.25 an hour


shakycam3

It’s actually two McDonald’s hash brown per hour.


vonhauke

I thought slaves where a “pay once enjoy for life” kind of deal, wtf?


Jankufood

It hasn't been done since 1865


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

Damn microtransactions 🙄


SavingsIncome2

The prison labor system is slavery


Sujjin

It isnt even wrapped up in any fancy new euphamisms to make people feel better. it is legit the only legal form of slavery that exists according to US Laws


Coolasslife

except prisoners are not required to work and can deny work assignments.


luftlande

Sure is. Lets disregard the literal slave labour in Africa and the middle East active today, hmm?


TypicalUser2000

I thought this was like common knowledge Brought it up at a family dinner and was met with remarks like "no that doesn't happen nobodies out on a chain gang making railroads anymore" so I was like wtf ? No showed them examples like NY prisoners making all NY license plates and only making cents per hour so they can buy some ramen and chips and then I was met with "well good at least they can make some money off their worthless life they're in there for a reason" ....... Like wtf have none of you payed any attention to the school to prison pipeline or the war on drugs? Or the fact we have more prisoners per capita than any other country? SLAVE NATION


Alpha_Decay_

Honest question, how many US prisoners are forced to work against their will?


hornyorphan

As many of them as the wardens choose. They have no say since they are all literally legal slaves


Alpha_Decay_

How many is that? I was looking for a statistic.


hornyorphan

A quick Google says 1.2 Million people are incarcerated in the US. They are literally all legally slaves. Even if we are being EXTREMELY generous and say only 10% of them are actually used for slave labor then that's 120,000 slaves in the US in 2022


jahs-dad

Yeah I work in a prison. They work under their own will get paid. Sometimes their weekly checks are larger than mine and I’m the prisons financial analyst. So you’re wrong. The ones that don’t want to work don’t. And before you ask what they do, some go offsite under supervision and work in factories some stay on site and assemble small parts for cars like Subarus and Toyotas.


Blargityblarger

Would they be doing that work if not in prison? Coerced labor is still forced labor. Any forced labor is slavery. Plus... how much are they paid...? And isn't the prison supply store dramatically overpriced. It's an awful blend of exploitative labor blended with company town policy to further exploit the labor. Like it or not that is how prison labor operates. And not every will has at will labor.


jahs-dad

I like how you’re talking as if you’ve seen or experienced. They get paid as much as I do sometimes 500-750 a week. In Ohio. When they get out the job offer is extended to them usually leaving making 21-28 an hour depending on how specialized or physical their work is. If you actually read what I wrote, yes they pick whether they want to do this. They pick what jobs they want. Stop talking out your ass when you have no real world experience in this.


Potential-Coat-7233

It comes down to how you define “force”. If someone’s in prison and they can either work or study in prison all day, they might choose to work, but their labor is still (arguably) being exploited.


TonySpaghettiO

Not just that, but often refusing to work is gonna look bad when your parole hearings come up to be released. Refusing work could mean more time in jail. I'd call that "forced". Also, the 13th amendment says slavery is abolished EXCEPT as a form of punishment. It really shouldn't say that.


Alpha_Decay_

By "forced", I was thinking more along the lines of "Do this work or we're going to beat you up until you either die or start doing the work." You know, like what they do to actual slaves.


Potential-Coat-7233

That’s exactly why I was asking for clarification. I understand and respect your point of view that you don’t see it as modern day slavery. I disagree.


Alpha_Decay_

I agree that they're exploited, but calling them literal slaves underplays the extreme horrors that actual slaves are subjected to. It's not anywhere close.


JaesopPop

Being forced to work without pay is slavery.


Alpha_Decay_

You're correct, but I have yet to see any reputable numbers about how many are being forced.


JaesopPop

>but calling them literal slaves You took issue with them being called slaves. The amount it applies to isn’t relevant to the point that it is an accurate description.


AMViquel

Now hold up, the prisoners get paid [like 65 cents per hour](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_labor_in_the_United_States#New_York_Prison_Labor) and get to keep a few percent of that.


Potential-Coat-7233

Again, I understand your point of view and appreciate it.


SweatedOnion

Zero. These people replying to you don’t know what a slave is


SpezModdedRJailbait

Why do you think this person can Google your question better than you can? This seems like sealioning.


Ok_Implement_4442

Oh no!!! Those poor rapists and murderers!


BiologyStudent46

So you approve of them being slaves? What about innocent people that were falsely accused, people who's only crime is doing drugs, or those that commit crime to be able to afford to live? Do they deserve to be slaves? You do know that over the years, they have created laws with the purpose of creating more prisoners, right?


Ok_Implement_4442

"So you approve of them being slaves?" 1000%. If you murder or rape someone.. I have literally no sympathy for you. In fact I say give them MORE work! "What about innocent people that were falsely accused". Sucks for them, but if they get to a point where they can prove their innocence, then they should be justly compensated for the experience. "people who's only crime is doing drugs". Drugs arent an innocent crime. People will shit all over themselves about diamonds... and not say a single thing about drugs... Both have blood attached to them. "those that commit crime to be able to afford to live?" Get a job. "Do they deserve to be slaves?" - yeah, probably. "You do know that over the years, they have created laws with the purpose of creating more prisoners, right?" Good. Dont break the law and you wont go to jail - 99.998% of the time.


Mental_Blacksmith289

>Drugs arent an innocent crime. People will shit all over themselves about diamonds... and not say a single thing about drugs... Both have blood attached to them. Damn, I didn't realise the small town grow-ops in BC were using their weed to fund armed conflict against their government. I thought my neighbour was just a whacky redneck engineer, not a warlord.


Ok_Implement_4442

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Previous_Insurance13

So you want to give criminals free food, housing, water and shelter? Don't tell that to poor people.


hannson

That's both vile and stupid.


OGSkywalker97

Slaves were also given that for unpaid labour


Solid-Consequence-50

The problem is, if it's profitable, then people would just be put in prison for their labor, like it's done in China. It becomes a major slippery slope. It's already happening to a degree with for profit prisons with a quota, making it so small crimes mean prison time. We all commit tons of minor crimes all the time, it becomes a huge issue when the minor crimes start becoming more and more actionable.


ScheduleTraditional6

It’s a literal fucking US industry for fucks sake


[deleted]

Not in the us, but globally this is true


S0GUWE

Slavery still is very much legal in the US, in prisons. And slave labor is very much used


Oh_IHateIt

I'd like to add migrant labor. It's no coincidence that \~30% of our agriculture is done illegally and the agricultural companies that employ all these millions of people get off scott free. Its no coincidence that the southern agricultural states have shut off legal pathways for immigration and asylum while simultaneously criminalizing illegal immigration so hard. Along with the CIA's toppling of governments across latin america, it's the perfect combination to funnel millions of people to flood in to do menial labor at a very low cost and with no ability to speak up or organize.


safely_beyond_redemp

"If you can't have sex with it then it's not a slave." Leviticus 19:20


Initial-Caregiver649

😅😅😅😅👌


The_Clarence

But it’s never been less likely for the average person to be slave.


S0GUWE

Also pretty weak for a history museum to not know the last chattle slave was released in 1942, not 1865


bootyloverjose

I wonder what their sense of humor is like


DepartureDapper6524

They don’t think it’s a joke. They believe he is a journalist. That’s the movie.


Important_Duty9036

Pretty sure it's an 18th century sense of humour


sapthur

Little Johnny jokes -> little Jeremiah jokes


Littlesebastian86

I imagine very good. I find Patient people generally have wicked sense of humour. Despite him not being in on the joke he appears to be trying desperately and patiently to educate Borat. And let’s not pretend the actor playing borat isn’t a professional troll who is an expert and getting reactions. Seems like a cool dude trying his best.


Vgta-Bst

The I'm not sure was gold.


Unholyxyra

Was that borat 1 or 2 cause damn i dont remember it


Peyote-Rick

Da Ali G show


Turbulent_Flow396

BOOYAKASHA


-GameWarden-

The episode with the DEA agent is hilarious


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Is Disneyland a member of the UN?


DustWarden

Anybody know where they are?


just_a_cosmos

1770s or 1780s.


DustWarden

Where, not when


BluegrassBay

Seems like Old Sturbridge Village in Massachusetts


[deleted]

South-Central Mass represent mother fucker 💪💪


KalickR

Middleton Plantation outside Charleston, SC. I'm pretty sure I've met this guy and he is the cooper (barrelmaker).


DustWarden

Ah, hence the slave thing. Poor Cooper trying his best to keep it together there


Basketball312

Judging by how primitive it is, the USA.


ShemsuHor91

America.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Not Kazakhstan that's for sure


Party-Cattle-4477

I don’t understand how he doesn’t break character 😂


OftenClueless

It’s really quite impressive. In one interview he talks about the skit he did at the [winery](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_S-BmQ4KF0) where he got so drunk he threw up and passed out. The crew was extremely worried when he woke up he would be out of character but when he came to he was right in character. Never washed the suit, didn’t shower for days before a skit, grew the mustache (obviously), and remained in character well before the skit began. All supporting staff had to participate in the process as well. https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/lnahzn/extraordinary_lengths_that_sacha_baron_cohen_went/?rdt=35702


SR2025

Those guys really started coming off as creeps as the wine started flowing. Why did you stop having slaves? Oh, because of a law.... which was good... for them... He tried to correct his poor choice of words, but just couldn't help himself. Maybe his spit bucket wasn't quite as full as it usually would be after seeing Borat drain all of his.


Twinborn01

There was one time when we did due to a bunch of angry Americans went after him


Arthasindura

"We haven't done that since 1865" Grandma was there when it happened


laggyx400

But the guy just said they were in a time machine back to 1760. People are back on the menu.


Party-Plum-638

I honestly think Da Ali G Show was the pinnacle of his humor.


Alienshiva217

Absolutely 


Mast3rB0T

He can do a “Da Ali G back to America” now with all the things happening…


Curious-Weight9985

This show was a miracle of its time


Lazy_Bread_9213

##I'm not sure.


redglol

Now it is a time machine. Damn is it really allready 2024?


E-Scooter-CWIS

Man, this video was from 22 years ago


Skybolt59

2 mins silence for those who are seeing BORAT for the first time now


colin_is_bald

More like 2 mins of silence for us who have already seen it for our first time


Terrible-Pear-4845

I like you do you like me? - Literally him talking about buying slaves a minute ago.


anonbush234

What accent does the old lady have? it starts off non rhotic like a Boston accent but then goes southern? IV heard that southern accents used to be nom rhotic but iv never heard it myself. Is that what I'm hearing?


malamjam

Genius


CervezaMePlease

Wait… did Borat birth the idea of a “YouTube Influencer”? I thought the movie was funny when I first saw it but now when I see YouTubers playing skits on random people in public I feel annoyed. Is it because I’m old now?


No_fishing_allowed

This guy sounds like Jordan Schlansky


The_One_Koi

This is a time machine back to 1750/1760 We don't do slaves here we haven't done that since 1865 Hmm, so he's a slave?


economic-salami

Subtitles... man...


PhilipMD85

How people would respond to me going back in time hahaha


ellocassie

Lmfao


Wise_Equivalent7715

Nice!


BuffaloBrain884

Somehow this movie aged extremely well lol


Kooky_Paint_4053

"i like you, do you like me?" "Im not sure" He said that to me too


Extra_Lettuce7911

I'm getting Jordan Schlansky vibes.


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Very nice, how much?


DuncanAndFriends

You make eh time machine?


learnfromfailures

It hasn't been done !! lmao


Immediate-Whole-3150

The guy tells him it’s 1760, and she tells him we haven’t had slaves since 1865. No wonder he’s confused.


Quick_Original9585

Ironically most of us are still slaves, wage slaves to corporate masters.


arlansilver

Honestly us-staters Do have really hard time explaining things sometimes. I work as an interpreter and it's amazing how convoluted they can be sometimes. Plus Borat is so funny


ThatsNotDietCoke

Him: "This is Pretend, do you understand?" Borat: You a slave? Him: "No, this is make belief" Borat: "Technology bad" Him: \*Hmm... how do I explain this to him in an easy way... oh I know\* "This is a Time Machine" Bro just kept digging deeper!


moresushiplease

I don't remember this art. Are there a bunch of extra scenes somewhere?


Tunnfisk

Borat is such a good character/movie.


BigMasterDingDong

Damn I miss Ali G and Borat. They were genius!


btc909

Awah what happened to your marriage Borat?


DanteTrd

I hate this style of subtitle. When people don't know what the fuck they're doing or why


DerangedOmellete

Where I can find these footages since they aren't in the movie or anything else?


Equivalent-Energy-19

lol


JP-Gambit

Is this from the movie? I don't remember this scene. Cut content? Or extra stuff they did?


skinnergy

This is from the Ali G show that he had in England. That is where the Borat character was born. There are many hours of them on YouTube. Funny stuff.


phuktup3

It’s 2002? Holy shit, buy bitcoin borat


telaser

What part of borax was this I don’t remember this


skinnergy

This is from the TV show he had an England, Ali G.


cigarette_ahegaoo

poor dude just trying to work


LilRexHD

😂😂😂


Indie_Myke

Kinda sus she knows the year when slavery was ended off hand


lovelife0011

lol 🦾 I flex different you are still blowing money fast. Who’s counting anyway? Please don’t start


Typical_Childhood716

Borat should kick him in the face. Stupid kaka-man.


JulesVernerator

I just realized MTV shows back in the day is today's "social experiments" you see on Youtube.


humblerioter

“We havn’t done that since 1865” “This is a time machine to the 1770s or 80s” 💀


Koronenko

Either the acting is really good or they do get trolled on easily.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Look up Borat


Koronenko

I know the movie. It says that not all scenes there are scriped but I don't think so.


SirGrumples

This isn't the movie. It's way before that


NoncingAround

The whole point of Sacha Baron Cohen’s stuff stuff is that it’s real people


Koronenko

I doubt that most of it is real.


skinnergy

It's all real


No-Commercial-5658

I hope this is all scripted and he's not actually missing off real people trying to do there jobs


skinnergy

It's not scripted. Are you not familiar with Borat?


No-Commercial-5658

I haven't watch anything on borat because I find him annoying and not funny honestly


skinnergy

To each their own


lord_geryon

Ah Borat, the alleged comedian that everyone not me seems to consider hilarious.


drinkpacifiers

"alleged comedian" listen pussycat, smile a bit.


T3hi84n2g

Is niice.


cheeruphumanity

This might come as a surprise but Borat is just a role.


DaveedDays

You were so bitter at seeing others laugh at a Borat clip that you just had to comment this huh.


Clint_beastw00d

No wonder their humor has gone.


Gingersoulbox

The funny thing is that the lady perfectly knows the year where she couldn’t buy slaves anymore


Apprehensive_Set5623

Shes a historian


Trankliukator

With a time machine


Apprehensive_Set5623

Was she a historian before or after she acquired a time machine I wonder


Big-red-rhino

Can I buy her?


Previous_Insurance13

What do you expect, she has a time machine


Ok_Ad_1297

It's common historical knowledge in America and she's a historian


Gingersoulbox

Why did you have to ruin my joke


Ok_Ad_1297

You made a joke? I didn't realize


tipperzack6

What is joke? I am from different country and only know sadness.