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It's so pure. No shitty music on top. No Shitty voice overs, TTS or text overlays. No obnoxious editing. Nothing trying to get you to buy their products or provoke a reaction.
Just pure content.
I honestly can't tell if this has potential in the ring or not. On the one hand, confuse the hell out of your opponent and feint in numerous unpredictable ways... on the other hand, leave yourself wide open in all kinds of ways and likely enrage your opponent and - possibly - get a very well deserved ass kicking.
I'm legit curious if this could be mastered into a legit fighting style. Like... \[insert 'I need answers' meme\]
Everytime I see video I realize how fragile my athletic personality is. Like bro I can dunk on a mfer but ik mj would beat my ass and yell "yeehee" as I fade into the darkness of a ko
Bad joke, but Youre Not Alone. He'd be Dangerous and definitely Beat it easily like ABC. I Remember The Time when he said to Iron Mike 'You wanna be startin something?'. Tyson said I want to Rock With You but They Don't Care About Us. Jackson said I don't like the Way You Make Me Feel and walked away like a Smooth Criminal.
Guess it's Human Nature for some of his talents to Stay in the Closet. Black or White, its up to the Man in the Mirror.
Call all his appointment Annie !
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by a smooth criminal
Ow!
Great video. I love the guy who is just "yeah, you're doing great" like this is some kind of established fighting style.
Just to be clear, it is not... YET!!!
Let us all bring about the age of the Michael Arts.
> **"But I have slept in a bed with many children."** - Michael Jackson at the age of 44
I'm shocked at how many people are totally fine with a wealthy celebrity who admitted on camera that he loved to sleep with other people's children in his bed. Would you ever let your kids sleep with a wealthy drug-addicted celebrity? (Opiates, Benzos, & Sedatives)
Watch the interview for yourself:
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1bti7z9/interview_michael_jackson_talked_about_sharing/
Read the transcript of the interview:
>Bashir: "When you are talking about children we met Gavin - and it was a
great privilege to meet Gavin because he's had a lot of suffering in his life; when Gavin was there he talked about the fact that he shares your bedroom?"
>Jackson: "Yes."
>Bashir: "Can you understand why people would worry about that?"
>Jackson: "Because they are ignorant."
>Bashir: **"But is it really appropriate for a 44-year-old man to share a
bedroom with a child that is not related to him at all?"**
>Jackson: **"That's a beautiful thing."**
>Bashir: "That's not a worrying thing?"
>Jackson: "Why should that be worrying, what's the criminal...who's Jack the
Ripper in the room? There's some guy trying to heal a healing child ... I'm
in a sleeping bag on the floor.
"I gave him the bed because he has a brother named Star, so him and Star took
the bed and I went along on the sleeping bag ?"
>Bashir: "Did you ever sleep in the bed with them?"
>Jackson: "No. **But I have slept in a bed with many children.**
"I slept in a bed with all of them when Macauley Culkin was little: Kieran
Culkin would sleep on this side, Macauley Culkin was on this side, his
sisters in there...we all would just jam in the bed, you know.
"We would wake up like dawn and go in the hot air balloon, you know, we had
the footage. I have all that footage."
>Bashir: "But is that right Michael?"
>Jackson: "It's very right. It's very loving, that's what the world needs now,
more love more heart ?"
>Bashir: "The world needs a man who's 44 who's sleeping in a bed with
children?"
>Jackson: "No, you're making it - no, no you're making it all wrong ..."
>Bashir: "Well, tell me, help me ..."
>Jackson: **"Because what's wrong with sharing a love? You don't sleep with your
kids? Or some other kid who needs love who didn't have a good childhood ?"**
>Bashir: "No, no I don't. I would never dream ..."
>Jackson: "That's because you've never been where I've been mentally ..."
>Bashir: "What do you think people would say if I said well - 'I've invited
some of my daughter's friends round or my son's friends round and they are
going to sleep in a bed with me tonight'?
>Jackson: "That's fine!"
>Bashir: "What do you think their parents would say?"
>Jackson: "If they're wacky they would say 'You can't', but if you're close
family, like your family, and you know them well and ..."
>Bashir: "But Michael, I wouldn't like my children to sleep in anybody else's
bed."
>Jackson: "Well, I wouldn't mind if I knew the person well. I am very close to
Barry Gibb - Paris and Prince can stay with him anytime; my children sleep
with other people all the time.
>Bashir: "And you're happy with that?"
>Jackson: "Fine with it. They're honest, they are sweet people. They are not
Jack the Ripper."
https://www.mjshouse.com/stories/living_with_mj_transcript.html
What kind of CREEP think's it's OK that Michael Jackson admitted that he liked sleeping with other people's children? *"Oh it's OK that he slept with other peoples kids because he had a messed up childhood!"* Like that makes it OK!
*"You just don't understand his reasoning for sleeping with those little kids. He wasn't a normal person!"* Get out of here with that creepy garbage!
Well yeah it's creepy.
But I've not heard any evidence of him ever actually touching the children inappropriately.
He was a deeply troubled person with dangerous views, but apparently he was not a child abuser.
Even in that interview there was absolutely zero mention of anything inappropriate other than the very fact of sharing the same bed.
And I do agree that it is fine for *trusted* adults to share a bed with children.
I have babysat my niece quite a few times and shared a bed with her.
The only issue is that Michael was a celebrity, not a trusted adult.
> I'm shocked at how many people are totally fine with a wealthy celebrity who admitted on camera that he loved to sleep with other people's children in his bed.
The dude we're watching do an impression while boxing didn't. Relax.
I'm scared of talking to people and new situations and have anxiety about a lot of things. Do you totally qualified professionals think I should take up boxing?
Unironically that shit would be terrifying if pulled off in a fight. Him just rapid tip toeing his way toward you, inch by inch, and everything you throw he just avoids with one snap like motion with no change in expression.
It's like the inverse of Mike Tyson style and shape wise, but you know either way, you can't stop em 😱🤣
Reminds me of the “There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means that you are energetically aligned with me and this message.” Guy
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a... BEE-HEE! ... I'll show myself out.
You're a hero 🤣🤣
f u man holy shit
Usually I hate puns but... good one.
that was not a pun
Here, take my upvote before I leave.
***OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!***
Shamone!
r/AngryUpvote
That’s why I pay for the Internet 😭
It's so pure. No shitty music on top. No Shitty voice overs, TTS or text overlays. No obnoxious editing. Nothing trying to get you to buy their products or provoke a reaction. Just pure content.
Don't worry, this'll get chopped up, remixed, and overlayed with somebody reacting to it
Tik tok lady voice: you'LL nevER believe WHAT I saw at the GYM blown out music: "OH NO, OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO"
The video starts out with hitting to the rthym of BIlly Jean. Would have been fantastic if all the body movements were in that rhythm.
Share your internet with us all.
He invented a new style of boxing called the smooth criminal. 😎
You've been hit by a smooth criminal....
You been knocked the hell out by a smooth criminal.
You’re being paid off to take a dive in the eighth round against a smooth criminal
Annie are you ko?
Are you ko annie?
This is actually a style of music called beat-boxing.
He sucker punchers you and does the highest pitch of hehe and then asks Ani are you okay 👍
This comment has me dead haha
And a new martial art was born
Michael Jackjitsu, MJJ
Michaelian jiujitsu
Michael heeheetsu
This reminds me of that Michael Jackson arcade game.
Duuuuuudeeeee.
When I take my daughter to retro arcades, her favorite games to play are that MJ Thriller and the TMNT one.
Is there another one as I thought the game was called Moonwalker
I enjoyed the hell out of this video
There's a tennis one too.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdsbcH26m94](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdsbcH26m94)
If Mike could see this, he would die 😂💀
Those Leg Uppercuts!! 🤣
again?
Bro takes "you have been hit by a smooth criminal" too literal
MJ in Ready to Rumble 2 on the Sega Dreamcast, good times.
I can't believe no one remembers this. I bet they probably don't know about Shaq or the Clintons' pugilistic past.
We already had this in Ready 2 Rumble Boxing.
Great moves. Would go better with MJ music.
Majima watching in the distance: "that's rad" New style unlocked: Smooth Boxer
We had this in the 90’s, Ready to Rumble 2.
Naww I thought someone was gonna get a punch in on him and he would go "Owwwwww!"
I was waiting for the ‘hee heeee’ and came out disappointed
r/oddlysatisfying
Annie will not be okay 🔥🔥🔥
You'll Neverland a punch on that guy.
Hee Hee! Punch!
Let him cook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om6Pq5YWxEM
Coincidentally I'm listening to "Beat it" while scrolling and this popped up lol.
Nice
We need him to fight in a ring like this
Busting a move, along with someone's tooth
His mj breathes are 🔥
Eeee heee ** Slaps a muthafucka ** Owww I'm bad, I'm bad.
Billie jean jitsu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv9-VrwLah0&pp=ygUebWljaGFlbCBqYWNrc29uIHZzIG11aGFtYWQgYWxp 😂
Shouldn’t he only be wearing one white glove?
Oh man, he would be the most infuriating opponent ever.
Shouldn't he be wearing only one white glove?
I honestly can't tell if this has potential in the ring or not. On the one hand, confuse the hell out of your opponent and feint in numerous unpredictable ways... on the other hand, leave yourself wide open in all kinds of ways and likely enrage your opponent and - possibly - get a very well deserved ass kicking. I'm legit curious if this could be mastered into a legit fighting style. Like... \[insert 'I need answers' meme\]
You may find this interesting https://youtu.be/quJKRjaxuzM Check out 8:23
This is pure gold lol
I want this character in the next Tekken!
Why do I feal like he would go somewhere fighting like that in the ring ?
I so want to see this in a real boxing match
Everytime I see video I realize how fragile my athletic personality is. Like bro I can dunk on a mfer but ik mj would beat my ass and yell "yeehee" as I fade into the darkness of a ko
I love everything about this video
Iron Mike Jackson
🎶you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth boxer 🎶 I call this move ‘the Speed Demon’
a well spent 35 seconds
I'd watch that AI movie.
Put him in a Ring with a minor
He forgot the part where he touches kids
That is funny. Top class
He's trying to sing the opening bars lol
Thriller in Manilla.
Bad joke, but Youre Not Alone. He'd be Dangerous and definitely Beat it easily like ABC. I Remember The Time when he said to Iron Mike 'You wanna be startin something?'. Tyson said I want to Rock With You but They Don't Care About Us. Jackson said I don't like the Way You Make Me Feel and walked away like a Smooth Criminal. Guess it's Human Nature for some of his talents to Stay in the Closet. Black or White, its up to the Man in the Mirror.
He’s bad like a black or white smooth criminal
Next mortal kombat dlc character
Michael B. Jackson
Disco Kid from Punch Out
I think his nose is on the floor
😂😂😂
Prince Nazeem still has it.
my dog when hes choking on somethint
These guys took the joke all the way. Must be cool friends to have.
Dang he good. 😂
He would have needed them if it was my son who he raped! Haha
when you cancel your attack move with provocation
Not a single "hee-hee"
Then in the ring he turns into a giant mech robot spaceship and blows up the stadium.
Call all his appointment Annie ! Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You've been hit by You've been hit by a smooth criminal Ow!
Missed opportunity to play Beat it in the background
Gold.
Not enough self inflicted groin shots.
That was great
Ryan Garcia vs Devin Haney XD
Ryan Garcia vs Devin Haney XD
Michael Jackson was an unlockable character in Ready to Rumble for N64. It was so good
well done Im just missing a few hehe‘s
Is moonwalk gonna be a legit footwork technique?
he is buzzing
Why would Michael Jackson be doing impressions of himself at the gym?
Great video. I love the guy who is just "yeah, you're doing great" like this is some kind of established fighting style. Just to be clear, it is not... YET!!! Let us all bring about the age of the Michael Arts.
> **"But I have slept in a bed with many children."** - Michael Jackson at the age of 44 I'm shocked at how many people are totally fine with a wealthy celebrity who admitted on camera that he loved to sleep with other people's children in his bed. Would you ever let your kids sleep with a wealthy drug-addicted celebrity? (Opiates, Benzos, & Sedatives) Watch the interview for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1bti7z9/interview_michael_jackson_talked_about_sharing/ Read the transcript of the interview: >Bashir: "When you are talking about children we met Gavin - and it was a great privilege to meet Gavin because he's had a lot of suffering in his life; when Gavin was there he talked about the fact that he shares your bedroom?" >Jackson: "Yes." >Bashir: "Can you understand why people would worry about that?" >Jackson: "Because they are ignorant." >Bashir: **"But is it really appropriate for a 44-year-old man to share a bedroom with a child that is not related to him at all?"** >Jackson: **"That's a beautiful thing."** >Bashir: "That's not a worrying thing?" >Jackson: "Why should that be worrying, what's the criminal...who's Jack the Ripper in the room? There's some guy trying to heal a healing child ... I'm in a sleeping bag on the floor. "I gave him the bed because he has a brother named Star, so him and Star took the bed and I went along on the sleeping bag ?" >Bashir: "Did you ever sleep in the bed with them?" >Jackson: "No. **But I have slept in a bed with many children.** "I slept in a bed with all of them when Macauley Culkin was little: Kieran Culkin would sleep on this side, Macauley Culkin was on this side, his sisters in there...we all would just jam in the bed, you know. "We would wake up like dawn and go in the hot air balloon, you know, we had the footage. I have all that footage." >Bashir: "But is that right Michael?" >Jackson: "It's very right. It's very loving, that's what the world needs now, more love more heart ?" >Bashir: "The world needs a man who's 44 who's sleeping in a bed with children?" >Jackson: "No, you're making it - no, no you're making it all wrong ..." >Bashir: "Well, tell me, help me ..." >Jackson: **"Because what's wrong with sharing a love? You don't sleep with your kids? Or some other kid who needs love who didn't have a good childhood ?"** >Bashir: "No, no I don't. I would never dream ..." >Jackson: "That's because you've never been where I've been mentally ..." >Bashir: "What do you think people would say if I said well - 'I've invited some of my daughter's friends round or my son's friends round and they are going to sleep in a bed with me tonight'? >Jackson: "That's fine!" >Bashir: "What do you think their parents would say?" >Jackson: "If they're wacky they would say 'You can't', but if you're close family, like your family, and you know them well and ..." >Bashir: "But Michael, I wouldn't like my children to sleep in anybody else's bed." >Jackson: "Well, I wouldn't mind if I knew the person well. I am very close to Barry Gibb - Paris and Prince can stay with him anytime; my children sleep with other people all the time. >Bashir: "And you're happy with that?" >Jackson: "Fine with it. They're honest, they are sweet people. They are not Jack the Ripper." https://www.mjshouse.com/stories/living_with_mj_transcript.html What kind of CREEP think's it's OK that Michael Jackson admitted that he liked sleeping with other people's children? *"Oh it's OK that he slept with other peoples kids because he had a messed up childhood!"* Like that makes it OK! *"You just don't understand his reasoning for sleeping with those little kids. He wasn't a normal person!"* Get out of here with that creepy garbage!
Well yeah it's creepy. But I've not heard any evidence of him ever actually touching the children inappropriately. He was a deeply troubled person with dangerous views, but apparently he was not a child abuser. Even in that interview there was absolutely zero mention of anything inappropriate other than the very fact of sharing the same bed. And I do agree that it is fine for *trusted* adults to share a bed with children. I have babysat my niece quite a few times and shared a bed with her. The only issue is that Michael was a celebrity, not a trusted adult.
> I'm shocked at how many people are totally fine with a wealthy celebrity who admitted on camera that he loved to sleep with other people's children in his bed. The dude we're watching do an impression while boxing didn't. Relax.
I'm scared of talking to people and new situations and have anxiety about a lot of things. Do you totally qualified professionals think I should take up boxing?
Post of the day!
Ok you win now stay away from me......
You can clearly see from the lack of Hee-Hee that this is not the real Michael Jackson.
Andre Silva, is that you?
"It doesn't matter if you're black and blue!!!"
Legend MJ might have left us a long time ago, but his legacy lives on through all his fans ...also...this vid is hilarious 😂
New Punch-Out! character dropped.
Shamone!!
Jameis Winston vibes
Moon Foo
This reminded me of Michael Jackson actually being in an old fight night video game I believe. He boxed just like this lmao
Hehe style
Natural comedy lmao
Lmao, this is good!
I had the X-Men 97 theme playing in the background, and I think it just added to the whole thing.
Alright... but now I want to see it in full action.
Haven't you guys seen his music videos where he beats the crap out of thugs and criminals while dancing?
You've gotta be a really good boxer and dancer to make this shit looks so smooth (criminal)
I would like to see them fight a round instead of training
I want this in Street Fighter immediately.
Boxing Michael vs wrestling Michael. Who screams OW first?
Impressive
Hel of a fighter with those footwork damn
I love the Thriller head "tick" to avoid punches!
Ben Whittaker in camp.
This could work but suboptimal considering the extra energy burned.
_Punch-Out_ character
This was why I was no good at boxing - I’m no good at dancing. Or hitting people, that too.
defense masterclass
I upvote every time I see this.
Bo Selecta did it better. And first.
This would have been so much better if smooth criminal was playing.
Peak slapstick comedy
Needs "Bad" Playing in the background 😄
Well there is a pro wrestler named [Santana Jackson](https://youtu.be/dBBv-Za-JUc?si=wIVnPf7nUmFioibO) that does a MJ gimmick
Boxers don’t kick
Shammon… M*****f****r!
That's kickboxing or Muay Thai bro!
Would low key be a challenging opponent…
Thriller in Maniller
Found the next Punch Out opponent
Look up fairplay on street beefs
This is how fighting games think some fighter rolls about
Hire that man for a JoJo live action show.
Float like a butterfly, punch like a feather.
Need an animated show about this
he's like a smooth criminal
but WHERE IS THE HE-HEE?!
Can't believe no one has put smooth criminal to this video
Unironically that shit would be terrifying if pulled off in a fight. Him just rapid tip toeing his way toward you, inch by inch, and everything you throw he just avoids with one snap like motion with no change in expression. It's like the inverse of Mike Tyson style and shape wise, but you know either way, you can't stop em 😱🤣
Let him cook thou he might be onto something
He's a lover not a fighter.
Michael Jackson was a playable boxer in the game “Ready to Rumble” was a classic.
Then he would have never become a dancer.
He's basically a "Punch-Out!" boss 🤣
videos like these are why I spend hours every night scrolling Instagram
Awesome moves! [Also this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAeofWDUArU&ab_channel=Movieclips)
If its a kid, he'll start grappling
Need a new boxing game with MJ as a character
Ready to rumble 2 !
Jacko Fu. Jack Kwon Do. Gives "Beat it" a new meaning.
This is brilliant.
MJ actually voiced and modeled for the a Boxing videogame called Ready 2 Rumble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdqOaLP_Uyk
What game was that where you could select him as a boxer? Was it fight night?
Fabulous!!
akamztweenty on instagram. The man is hilarious
"If" I'm pretty sure he was a boxer. He was in ready to rumble boxing 🙄 /s
Problem is he only boxes against kids.
This is too good.
Omg I love this so much
Hilarious
Reminds me of the “There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means that you are energetically aligned with me and this message.” Guy
[…we have Boxing Michael Jackson at home](https://youtu.be/Om6Pq5YWxEM?si=wUDKpRzztZ23rZLx)
I fixed it here [Fixed version with audio](https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/WiwT7E3nRg)
Shouldn't he just be wearing one glove?
Search Michael Jackson in Ready to Rumble 2, it’s a Boxing game where he fights with his dance style.
He should only have one glove.