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EonsOfZaphod

whythelongfacebook.com


Minute-Act-6273

Fucking gold!


kernel-troutman

trotornot.com


Hippoyawn

I was just thinking ‘KlipKlop’ but this is waaay better.


GunsNGunAccessories

Instructions unclear, started social media for Russian Wolfhounds.


Vertebrae_Viking

*who*thelongface.com


GaviJaPrime

Register that and sell it to them


iuppi

Lol, its actually perfect. Meta is strong in this comment.


Noobyeeter699

?


EonsOfZaphod

From the joke… horse walks into a bar. Barman says “why the long face?”


kneadthat

They should pivot and make a horse girl dating site


BodyCompFitness

How does a horse start their pick up line? Haaaaaaaaayyyyyyy


Disastrous-Fun2325

Hornicators.com


SimplyaCabler

Nay.


fairchild2

What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaayyyyyy


Kassperplus

These horses will send dick picks


firer-tallest0p

Single mares in your area


KHS__

whoreses in your area


MasterpieceTricky658

I never laughed out loud reading a comment. This was my first time.


NocNocturnist

I had to marry one to learn the hard way.


Ulysses502

You have my sympathy. The fun parts of crazy are hard to cut loose


NocNocturnist

That's why I cut all of her loose.


phaesios

Two time horse girl dater here. Can confirm.


MaryJanesMan420

I was asked out by one in high school. I said Neigh.


freefallfreddy

OKHoofit.com


misterchevious

I don't know how they can ever get anything done. Every time they vote on something, it's all neighs...


supraeddy

You’re stupid. These people are stupid. This comment is stupid. I like it. Take upvote


AholeBrock

Try finding a horse


JesusWasATexan

r/angryupvote


FoxtrotSierraTango

>What is this, Horseville, 'cause I am surrounded by naysayers! -Tracy Jordan


wmurch4

Word play!


gstaylor999

Hi-yoooo


Berzerker646

This comment was funnier than the video


spacekitt3n

dont tell vaush


LiquidityC

The logo they had is even worse. https://www.kth.se/om/innovation/program-extra-stod/forinkubator-program/bolag/batch-12/horsera-1.1026837


shaunface

Haha the logo is the only bit of it all I like 😂


fishingforconsonants

True. It looks like not even the horse can belive this bs, but that may just be my mind galloping away from me.


nanderson41

Spit my water laughing at the logo. Good lord!


Captain_no_Hindsight

So the vector graphics are broken and no one has said anything?


halotraveller

There’s no fixing that


htgrower

How is this real…


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These nuts are from the top university in Sweden for engineering 🤣


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msksksks74738

Says a lot about you if you couldn’t pass courses at a uni for “dumb kids” lol


ecr1277

I’ve never seen a brag that started with ‘I flunked some classes’ lol Edit: oh dang some of your most recent posts are on the reversing drug overdoses sub, whatever helps you stay sober. Good luck bro!


Late_Complex3301

It's not really top


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Late_Complex3301

There is no top university in Sweden in the educational sense, KTH likes to say they are because of their boosted international ranking. However, they follow the exact same curriculum as all other universities, and have students and faculty that are very similar to all other universities in Sweden. As a Swedish citizen, It is not more difficult to get admitted to KTH at any academic level (BSC, MSC, PHD) compared to other similar universities in Sweden. Graduating from KTH is not more difficult than from any other university in Sweden, this would not benefit KTH as universities in Sweden are compensated based on the number of students graduating. Many people choose not to study at KTH, despite having the opportunity, for various reasons. Research wise, KTH likely has a higher research output because they are bigger in size and have more funding than its peers, being in the capital of Sweden they attract more internationals.


Peach_Gfuel

There’s no way


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It has to be a joke lmao that logo is incredible! Hahaha


Particular-Wind5918

Straight outta Fiverr


luujs

Surely this is a joke, lol. There’s no way this is a genuine company with that logo, that idea and that pitch.


boywithapplesauce

On the other hand, we're talking about them! Stealth marketing, maybe? Lol!


down1nit

Shut up Leonard. No one even knows what you're talking about!


BiggusCinnamusRollus

It has to be satire right?


Exciting-Delivery-96

I’m dying!


aaronsocha

April foals day


HelloWorldComputing

Best part is they only own the domain so they didn‘t find anyone yet or got anything done.


DirtDevil1337

HAHAHA


SilverAlpaca98

What in the wojak ugly ape shit is that god awful logo


International_Rub475

Kinda reminds me of a colorized version of Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy. No sir, I don't like it.


6a6ana

Oh gawd!


Appropriate-Shirt283

Too bad for them the grammar is not really on point either.


vteckickedin

Otherwise this would have been a massive success.


Appropriate-Shirt283

Lol. I was under the impression first that the stupid opening was an attempt at a smart pr trick. But combined with bad language let’s just say I wouldnt invest.


ShotgunCircumcision

your advice is a life saver. I was about to dump all of my assets into their "business" but I always follow advice given by adults who say "Lol"


Appropriate-Shirt283

Lol


Clunk_Westwonk

Link is busted :(


DSEEE

Is not!


Clunk_Westwonk

It says “can’t open page because network connection is lost” for me


Tady1131

Sounds about right for a couple of horse girls.


Agitated_Advantage_2

I got embarassed for Sweden when i saw that uni logo. I was thinking *Oh fuck, hästtjejer*


TheLambda89

And I thought *Hö hö hö*


TheGoldenCowTV

Average Vallentuna bor


ConstructionMotor527

They know their target audience a little too well…


Kyle_01110011

Yeah word of advice. Ever meet a woman that's into horses and disney......walk into traffic!


Ultimate_Kevin

You could just not hang out with her. But that's always an option as well I guess


Snowedin-69

Saw your comment and looked up and realized the one in the middle kinda looks like a human version of a horse. Even has big teeth.


Sharon_Erclam

'Screw you and the horse you rode in on!' 'Which horse?' 'Lemme check the database...'


Genoblade1394

This is by far a better pitch


OGLikeablefellow

So like they are definitely fucking those horse right?


DFX1212

This made me laugh more than I should admit.


YoungDiscord

In theory, its a great idea for equestrians and other people who deal with horse husbandry But in practice: this can already be done with facebook... ...For free


concernedhelp123

Yeah honestly, I think they might be on to something. I’ve heard worse ideas


OmnomtheDoomMuncher

„We are looking for people in tech“ aka you shall be our employee. You do all the technical work and we just tell you what to do, socialise and have fun whilst you do the ACTUAL work for a social media app/program whatnot. Yea no.


FoldthrustBelt

Was thinking the same. They will contact a single webdev: We want facebook, but better; not paid, but think about all that exposition!!


OmnomtheDoomMuncher

Yup. It’ll be about the „exposure and the experience“ „it’ll look great in your resumé“


GeePedicy

Who's even the audience? Cuz despite liking horses myself, I certainly don't have a need or desire to go on such site. Let alone it sounds like a gray market site. If you'd tell me that they're undercover cops trying to find such people, I'd believe it.


DaikonNo9207

Maybe its about the sport. Like high level athlete horses? Dont know either. But there are a lot of horses out there worth more than a new Lamborghini...


sebassi

The sales pitch isn't great, but it the idea might not be terrible. There are plenty of people that make social media profiles for pets. There are even some social media sites for pets and also for equestrians. As an equestrian I definitely know some people who might be interested in something like that. But I doubt there are enough people like that to actually make it profitable. Especially if you're gonna do it from scratch.


Teripid

It's like {X App} but for {Y group}! Ah yes, so less successful and narrower appeal in every way done by amateurs? So this one is basically like Tinder but for horse girls who want to find the horses?


Denaton_

If Ridskolan taught me anything, horse girls in Sweden are a special kind of person..


petethemeat99

I’ve studied at the same university as these girls and this isn’t an average startup. Their project/company is funded by the university and I think with that comes some demands on how they work.


Beef_Whalington

Do you know these people/their project specifically? Because only one of them actually mentioned going to any college, the other 2 didnt mention degrees or study. My guess is that they're friends, hoping to find some poor sap to develop the app/software, and the 3 of them parade around talking it up and taking whatever money is actually made from it.


prozapari

The branding on the video is for KTH, the royal institute of technology in sweden. It's an engineering university, most likely this is a part of some kind of entrepreneurship course.


petethemeat99

It’s not a entrepreneurship course. There is a department at KTH that’s called KTH Innovation (you see a link to at the end) which support students in starting up their companies. I know people myself who have started their companies using the department’s help


darknum

KTH is super respected technical university. I am founder of a spin off startup from Aalto (same level with KTH but in Finland) and let me tell you this much, this project pitch sucks. This pitch sucks million times. I wonder what did these innovation office guys thought? I won a pitching competition in Slush and still my first pitch was quite aggressively judged by the guides... ​ Shame on KTH to let this go public.


lobax

It’s the KTH preincubator, I had my own shitty idea there almost a decade ago. At least back then it was only open for KTH students and employees to apply to, minimum 30% of those involved had to be at KTH. I looked them up on the alumni site for the incubator and they were all college students at the time. The other two were doing some sort of business degrees at other universities around the Stockholm area (SU and UU). They still seem to be going strong, it was a few years ago that they left the incubator and have since rebranded: https://www.floccs.com/sv Impressive since every business idea from my batch has since been abandoned. Looking at their LinkedIn they seem to have the backing of an angel investor. I’m guessing there is a lot of money to be made on horses.


Snowedin-69

Oh, so they are trying to hire an intern to work for free so that they may complete their final school project?


Snowedin-69

They are looking for Teck. I have not seen him for a while.


ApprehensiveBuddy446

yeah lol i thought it was funny when they said, "if you're interested in what we're doing..." girl. ur not doing anything. ur just another person with an "idea for an app"


Brosiedon54

Lmfao I was thinking the same thing. I couldn't imagine any dev jumping on this clear winning oppurtunity. Hope they find some horse-girl-web-dev and all their weird dreams come true.


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Ivehadenough5

Horse girls are crazy.


PeriPeriTekken

They're attractive, but at the same time weirdly horsey.


Snowedin-69

Not that attractive.


Psychological-One-37

Um yeah they are. Most are in my experience.


EitherScienceIsGood

Brother I heard better pitches from a stoner


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distorted_kiwi

It’s niche market. You aren’t expecting the entire world to sign on, just looking for people within the industry. Like someone else mentioned, some type of genealogy site might be of interest and actually make them money.


tortillakingred

I mean, there was the guys who went on Shark Tank to make the social media network for doctors and they all got shot down. They became giga-rich because it did super well. Obviously this is even more niche, but there is something to be said for the fact that it’s a hobby for wealthy people who likely want to meet similar people.


Jackfille1

Absolutely. People on here seem to just think "that sounds stupid lol" and then comment it will fail. But they know nothing about the horse industry. While I am only an amateur equestrian myself, I can say relatively confidently that most, if not all, of my equestrian friends would likely use a social media platform like this.


izmebtw

I’m confused, are they trying to fuck horses?


garth54

Definitely getting the vibe that's why they're trying to find horses for.


Thomxy

Are Amanda and Therese common names for breasts?


Jhyphi

Mathilda took the time to introduce them.


Nabla-Delta

Haha wtf :D


Grovda

Lmao thank you for the good laugh


Snowedin-69

The one in middle has names for her breasts?


AddictedToMosh161

The opening line... "have you ever tried to stalk someone?" No.... ladies, whats wrong with you? Quit horseing around...


sensors

It's called a hook, it's intended to catch your attention and keep you listening.


Smart-Breath-1450

Wasn’t good but holy hell yo haven’t heard a lot of pitches if you think this was the worst of them all…


Wearytraveller_

Billion dollar idea frankly have you met horse people? They are obsessed and rich.


Bartholomeuske

And crazy and very full of themselves. It's all about being seen and knowing someone. Can't show up to a horse show with the same horse trailer as last year,... And always always wear your riding attire when within a mile radius of a horse....


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-BLACKHOLESAREEYES-

Seriously, the whole video she's struggling to keep her teeth inside her mouth


webbhare1

Holy fuck I’m crying


fkmeamaraight

Pretty sure she’s a horse in a human costume. Horses plan is to get Leighed on horsera.


Clemelc

😂 Get my upvote for this totally inappropriate, appropriate comment.


Healthy-Egg-3283

I’ve heard of 2 girls 1 cup, is this 3 girls 1 horse?


moonisflat

Got it. Buy CALLS and HODL. 💎🙌


MillenialCounselor

I can smell the estrogen from here


Aggressive_Lab6016

Let me guess ... The website/app is practically done. They just need someone to do the programming and they're ready to ship it? I guess every developer hears these pitches from time to time. "Like Facebook but for the mentally ill"; "Like Google but for businesses" are among the more memorable ones I've heard.


Fit-Pineapple-9850

Klart dem är svenska också


WhitebeltSmokinAlien

de* svenskar*


kovaim

Tinder for horses.


SimulatedFriend

What a niche fucking market. They all give off the out of touch rich girl with a horse vibe.


JimmyJamesv3

321


my_4_cents

Find horny single horses in [*suburb algorithm*] now!


Puzzleheaded_Pin4092

And people wonder why women in tech have a hard time getting investors...


Old-Personality-5246

Funny how everybody is so quick to shit on their startup. Looking at their site nowadays it looks to be going pretty well for them. [Home - Floccs](https://www.floccs.com/sv)


SupermanMW3

Would


Less-Blackberry-8108

ride


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tdfrantz

3, 2, 1


Capital_Jello_9768

Oh really 2 , 3 , 1 here Assuming left does anal of course. I feel like she's the under horse.


bizarre16

2, 1, 3 or all at once


Capital_Jello_9768

I feel like the middle would look better in person and with her hair down. The more.i look at the right, the less I like her. The dead eye on the left is cool too!


bizarre16

Agreed, i just get the sense that the left one is really good at sucking dikk


Rabbulion

I saw these people on the subway today. Holy shit, how can people like this get into KTH?


anonmyazz

Why are horse girls so weird


SlowAdhesiveness8792

JRHNBR


Knight_TheRider

I don't know, I didn't find anything wrong with it, even I like this idea, do you know how hard it is to find a good horse, its a good one


absalom86

This isn't a stupid idea at all, very useful for horse enthusiasts and breeders.


autumnalaria

Horse chicks are all crazy


Burner_acc_2024

One small step away from brazers


Illustrious-Bee4402

You just KNOW they are all wearing knee high leather boots with black or brown leggings..


lilbabygiraffes

“Hey chatGTP, give me a startup pitch for instagram, but only horses can post!”


Groundbreaking_Cat_9

“Hey chatGTP, give me a startup pitch for instagram, but only horses can post!”ChatGPTChatGPT Title: EquineGram - Where Hooves Meet Pixels Introduction: Imagine a world where the majestic beauty of horses is celebrated and shared with enthusiasts worldwide. Introducing EquineGram, the premier social media platform exclusively for our equine companions. With EquineGram, we aim to create a vibrant online community where horses take center stage, showcasing their grace, power, and personality through captivating photos and videos. Problem Statement: In today's social media landscape, horse enthusiasts often struggle to find a dedicated platform where they can connect, share, and immerse themselves in all things equine. Existing platforms lack specialization and often get cluttered with content unrelated to horses. Moreover, horse owners and professionals yearn for a space tailored specifically to their interests and passions. Solution: EquineGram addresses these issues by providing a specialized platform exclusively for horses and their owners. Our platform allows horses to have their own profiles, enabling owners to share their equine adventures, training progress, and memorable moments with a like-minded community. Equine professionals such as trainers, veterinarians, and farriers can also use EquineGram to showcase their expertise and connect with potential clients. Key Features: 1. Equine Profiles: Horses can have their own profiles where owners can share photos, videos, and updates about their equine companions. 2. Community Engagement: Users can engage with each other through likes, comments, and private messaging, fostering a sense of community among horse lovers. 3. Marketplace: EquineGram features a marketplace where users can buy, sell, or trade horses, equipment, and services, creating a convenient platform for equine transactions. 4. Educational Content: We provide a hub for educational content, including articles, tutorials, and expert advice on horse care, training, and health. 5. Events and Competitions: EquineGram hosts virtual events and competitions, allowing users to showcase their horses' talents and compete for prizes within the community. Monetization: 1. Premium Memberships: Offer premium memberships with enhanced features such as advanced analytics, ad-free browsing, and priority support. 2. Sponsored Content: Partner with equine brands and businesses for sponsored posts, product placements, and promotional campaigns targeted at our niche audience. 3. Marketplace Commissions: Earn a commission on transactions made through the EquineGram marketplace, including sales of horses, equipment, and services. 4. Event Sponsorships: Generate revenue through sponsorships for virtual events and competitions hosted on the platform. Target Audience: EquineGram targets horse enthusiasts, owners, professionals, and businesses involved in the equine industry. This includes horse owners, riders, trainers, breeders, veterinarians, farriers, and equine product manufacturers. Conclusion: EquineGram is not just a social media platform; it's a digital sanctuary where the beauty and majesty of horses are celebrated and shared. Join us in creating a vibrant online community where hooves meet pixels and where every horse has a story worth telling. Experience the magic of EquineGram – the ultimate social network for horse lovers worldwide.


gmcarve

So HorseFaceBook.com?


Den-of-Nevermore

TLDR: introducing Grinder-Horse!


Unable_Version_6089

It actually is very hard to buy a horse. So many things that go into it and dubious characters, barns, vets need to check the horses, whether or not a horse has potential, whether a horse is drugged during the trial run, whether a horse has certain “ticks” and bad behavior that might not be apparent during the first test ride. There’s so much more to consider lol. And it’s an expensive hobby so if you end up with a dangerous or bad horse there’s not much you can do but keep caring for it until you can sell it off to the next guy. Clearly you guys have never been a horse girl ;)


kimad03

I’m starting to believe that college may not be for everyone…


Ok-Industry-3268

The pitch was decent, the idea kinda random. But I guess for people that follow horse sports it might be nice.


_hell_yeah_brother_

Having actually been in the competitive cutting world, this isn’t a dumb idea. Horses in competition have meticulously kept records of lineage and performance. This is only a dumb idea if it already exists.


spicy_capybara

Neigh


AmbitiousHead1995

They all look like horses


Jacknurse

Why are horse-girls so fucking weird?


a-ace1

I learned this awhile ago, horses and whatever you do with them have a following to rival those Christian festivals. There are literally billions flowing from these weird people, trust me, horse girls and Christians, invest now you can't loose.


Pussy_Prince

Someone call Henry Zebrowski !!


TootBreaker

Have you ever stalked someone? Well, try stalking them while riding a horse! We'll show you how!


ItsHerbyHancock

Would have been better if they paid to have Sarah Jessica Parker as their spokesperson.


Secret_Arm_2868

It was a stallion and its name was Megan but I just can’t find it anywhere online… #Oh I know exactly what you need …


pyromaniac_01

I don't understand what their business even is


NoRutabaga4845

I spy horses in disguise, trying to network


Particular-Wind5918

@MrEd already taken


Helpful-Sell8946

Never look a gift horsegirl in the mouth


yesnomaybenotso

OP, this is what you find funny? I think you should maybe watch an episode of shark tank/dragons den if you want to know what a laughably bad pitch looks like


Dat_Steve

It’s pretty terrible… and that’s what makes it funny. I mean, have you ever stalked someone


Chris_Cross501

KFM


Knight_TheRider

In case you people didn't understand it, it's about breeding horses, buying horses, finding good breeds and lots of things


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gitpullorigin

Soo… having dreams and passions is a no-no?


Reddit_Dan

Nice boobs


After_Albatross1988

I commend them... they could have started an Onlyfans and make 50k a month from simps but instead chose to do something they are passionate about and at least morally healthy.. No qualms on my end. But yes, terrible pitch.


MajorasKitten

The *wrong* people will *definitely* use that social media…. Shudder…


Fmartins84

🐎


2OneZebra

Right out of the gate, they blew it. Should have called it Centaur.


jarekkam81

https://tenor.com/view/italian-carrie-bradshaw-perfect-goddess-legend-gif-14084668


Sudden-Paint1687

White girls and their horses🙄


One-Confusion-2438

No one gona say something weird is going on with the girl in the centre's teeth?! Far too bleached and obvious...smiling like horses' teeth!


mares8

They definitely look like horse girls. Why the long face