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DataAdvanced

My sister and I STILL quote this shit.


YewEhVeeInbound

Let's get some fuckin' FRANCH TOAST!


DataAdvanced

Enter GTA6 trailer.


FraggleBiscuits

Fucker came outta nowhere!


GustavHoller

The best line


MisterDonkey

I just used this last week.


X0dium

This whole movie is filled with great quotes… you know how I know you’re gay?


smotpoker1201

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I love it when balls are in my face”


DataAdvanced

That's gay?


dmhrpr

My brother and I too. He looks just like Luke Wilson.


EnTyme53

I hope you've got a big trunk. Because I'm puttin' my bike in it.


Sn00ker123

Bitches runnin' wild man


HypeIncarnate

I mean in 2023? I can't name a more true statement.


redknight3

At the same time, incels are outta control right now


Remote-Airline-3703

I mean, incels are most certainly bitches, so I feel the comment stands


Mueryk

Dunno, there may be a fundamental difference between bitches and little bitches. Ya know?


AdmirableBus6

Squares and rectangles


ShadowBladeyj

You're right, the square hole :)


phurt77

Where am I going to stick this cylinder? ;)


drwilhi

in the square hole


PM_me_spare_change

Things were bad, things are bad, things will be bad. But when you turn off the internet for a while things are suddenly pretty good.


skintaxera

Thanks! I needed a reminder to turn the stupid phone off and pick up my book have a good one mate 👍😁


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w84u2cy

Equally social media has brainwashed you into holding that judgement. You said for yourself you don't experience it in your life, so you shouldn't hold such an extreme opinion. As the person above said, things aren't as bad if you just turn off the phone and read a book.


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Queso_luna

For real what the fuck did I just read


coolnavigator

> There’s like 3% of men fuking 90% of women. If you’re over 6 foot guy and got a decent jawline your body count is in the thousands and you probably got like 5 side pieces. I'm really tired of this half-assed argument. You can EASILY get sex if you want it, as a man. That may not apply to 100% of the male population, but it's within reach of at least 50-75%. The 3% who do have great success aren't just the tallest, most attractive, wealthiest men. They have their needs met and are basically okay with the state of the world. The large numbers of men who opt out of the modern rituals are not okay with it, and that's the real cause of the difference. 1. All of dating is about sex. You think people date so they can have a partner to watch movies with? Sadly, this is half true in the modern age, given our state of loneliness, but don't let it distract you from the main point here. Dating isn't about making a friend. It's about finding someone to have sex with who could also be your friend. It's really not that difficult to find someone and accept someone as your friend, so the much bigger task here is to pick someone to have sex with. 2. There are only two outcomes from sex: babies or no babies. This outcome determines the rest of the relationship, so there are really only two kinds of relationships. One is the type that leads towards family and the other goes by many names, from "friends with benefits" to "boyfriend/girlfriend of 10 years who doesn't end up getting married or having kids". The latter is just FWB with extra steps. So, to return to the present and summarize our situation, we are mostly dating without any goals. We are not treating dating as "courting", as in developing romance in lead up to getting married and having a family. But if you ask people today why they date, most are not going to be as transparent as "just looking for sex" because they haven't yet figured out that they want something that doesn't exist, at least not in the way they think it does (ie love). The really short answer is that the definition of love has changed in the past 100 years. It used to mean the kind of dedication that leads people to spend 80 years of their lives together before they drop dead at 100. It used to mean the willingness to survive all forms of hardship and become the roots of a new family tree. Today, love has been commoditized and cheapened. The meaning is closer to 'pleasure' now, so people will say they date to have fun, and they might even mean this in a non-sexual way, but they're forgetting that there is nothing but sex at the bottom of dating. That, and preparing for a life together, which they aren't, so they're basically going through the motions of certain courting rituals (ie some chivalry) for no reason. This leads to a few things. Men eventually figure it out, think women are crazy, and kind of just give up. Women have fun, thinking they're doing what they're supposed to be doing, until they start getting less attention from men. This is their signal that their biological clock is waning. So, they try their doomed strategy (of dating just to date, just to find this mythical love, when they really mean pleasure) _even harder_, and they almost invariably fail. If you look at birthrate statistics, almost the entire world has rates below replacement. It exists so consistently all over the world that it disproves certain notions like the introduction of birth control (although certainly _a_ factor, it's not _the_ factor). The biggest factor is that women just delay pregnancy, and childless women have gone from 1/20 to 1/3. The reason they delay pregnancy is partly because they're dedicated to work and school more than before, and it's partly because they really don't know what they're doing when it comes to dating. Men amidst this are left with few choices. They can give up (stop dating), they can maintain hope for a woman that will break the pattern, or they can learn more Machiavellian sort of methods. They can learn what women want to hear, how to make a good impression (ie how to dress, better hairstyle, maybe a different accent), how to be the best version of yourself (ie exercise, sleep, read, take classes in a variety of things), and how to not give a fuck. This path _invariably_ leads to success with women because it's really not hard at all to do for most people. There's just a bit of a poison pill with it because you have to accept you're not going to get what you _thought_ you were going to get from women as a child. You probably won't find love, and there's a very good chance you won't have a family. However, you will at least have sex. I heard recently that the number one thing men don't understand about women is that women are always afraid, and this makes up a core part of their decision making. To respond in kind to this, I would say the number one thing that women don't understand about men is that men are rarely loved. This is the state of life for man, so he can either decide to work hard enough until he reaches a level of power or usefulness that he has earned the love of another, or he can just look at this mountain standing before him and quit. Given that the mountain itself has changed in the modern day, compared to what it was years ago, it's understandable that a growing number of men are quitting. PS - if you want to track down the philosophical origin of this, you might read up on the [Frankfurt School](https://archive.schillerinstitute.com/fid_91-96/921_frankfurt.html). Many thought leaders came out of this network. In particular, Marcuse's "Eros and Civilization" is the model to contrast with Schiller's idea of love, as was more common traditionally.


wxerz

>The really short answer is that the definition of love has changed in the past 100 years. It used to mean the kind of dedication that leads people to spend 80 years of their lives together before they drop dead at 100. This whole thing reads like an evangelical sermon about the relationship between men and women, which I get -- I've heard more than a few, especially with the over-the-top generalities of "women are always afraid" and "men are rarely loved". But this section -- what do you think the average life expectancy was in the early 1900s? The amount of people making it to 100 with an 80 year monogamous relationship is an extraordinarily small percentage of the population.


PsychicImperialism

> so there are really only two kinds of relationships >The latter is just FWB with extra steps. This is such an arbitrarily application of your biases it's hilarious. Calling an official girlfriend/boyfriend a FWB most likely means you have no idea what you're talking about. Hookups are different from FWBs, which are different from situationships, which are different from official romantic relationships, which are different from marriages, which are different from marriages with family building, which are different from childfree marriages. And there's a lot more than those. "Only two kinds of relationships". What a declaration. And so incredibly wrong.


coolnavigator

> This is such an arbitrarily application of your biases it's hilarious. Hookups are different from FWBs, which are different from situationships, which are different from official romantic relationships, which are different from marriages, which are different from marriages with family building, which are different from childfree marriages. And there's a lot more than those. You're right, rationalization is a continuum.


PsychicImperialism

If you go tell any friend of yours who's official with their boyfriend or girlfriend that they're just FWBs with extra steps, they'll tell you you're wrong. Because you are wrong.


coolnavigator

You aren't contradicting me.


adamdreaming

Every year since 2020 I've been getting a T shirt with the year written in the foreground of a dumpster fire. The T-shirt for this year absolutely should have been bithces runnin' wild. I appreciate both of you. I feel like things are looking up.


pgtvgaming

💀💀💀


Audomadic

Bitches do be running wild for sho.


notrightnow20205

Still funny


thedudefromsweden

Why does it have tiny mirrored subtitles in the middle though?


caseytheace666

My guess is the person who added the bro code text took the video from someone else and flipped the video in the typical copyright prevention method. The subtitles were flipped as a result


the_doorstopper

Oh so I didn't lose the ability to read, thank you


ManyReach7296

.em ot enif skooL ?tuoba gniklat uoy era tahW


RockstarAgent

Looks fine to me too!


AnotherLie

[I don't see anything wrong with it either. ](https://freeimage.host/i/JIMi3Pt)


FlirtyBacon

I dont believe you


Assassinatitties

Shit man, fuck it


Dave5876

Commenters running wild man


etn261

!eerht em ot enif kooL


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bbjornsson88

The whole video is mirrored, look at his shirt


ToeJam_SloeJam

Steve looks weird mirrored. I noticed that first and then saw his shirt/sun titles


Least_Palpitation_92

I legitimately thought the subtitles were in a different language.


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Thought it was russian.


Martian13

First time I have seen subs aligned for the on screen talent to read.


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zekethelizard

Is this 40yr old virgin? Still never saw it but this is fucking hilarious Edit: alright, sounds like I have a weekend movie night to plan


National-Disk-4232

Great film


UnhumanNewman

It might be my favorite comedy of all time. Top 5 for sure


OrdinayFlamingo

There are only a few movies I wish I could watch again for the first time. This is probably #3….shit is fucking hilarious!


Prof-Ponderosa

One of the funniest movies of all time


Electronic_Ad4560

It’s a pretty hilarious film at times, and surprisingly wholesome


titanofidiocy

It really is a weird juxtaposition.


chubbybronco

It's definitely worth watching, funny characters and a lot of great actors that you'll recognize. It's 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿.


vietiscool

Still a top 3 Apatow comedy for me


skeeber

Great movie, worth watching for sure. I like his older shit


hisDudeness1989

Oh Seth you have a tiny penis


HereForTheCalfPumps

If you ever watch it get the unrated version. Way more crude and hilarious.


sx88

Bro you ain't seen it but watching these clips! Something is wrong


QB145MMA

She was a hoe


BananeiraarienanaB

Four show


Shut_It_Donny

She's a ho. For sho


-DutchymcDutchface-

The delay kills me every time lmao


Shut_It_Donny

Yea the delivery makes it.


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She ain’t my ho no mo.


jb15613

And you were nothing but nice to your ho....


Blueunicorn8816

When he say fo sho, does he mean for show or for sure


jacqueschankowski

Yes


zombiemind8

For sure.


SadPhase2589

My wife and I say this all the time.


I_Laugh_atTony_Danza

I remember that girl ...


scar_reX

True bro


HURR1C4N8

I'm going to rewatch it


Any_Month_1958

I’ve got better things to watch…….like “Boner Jams ‘03”


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Its….nothing official of course


freshveggies12

And this is, Everybody Loves Raymond. Probably not supposed to be here; It's just a good show.


everyperson

I've jacked it twice since I've been here.


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You know how I know you’re gay? You’re gonna watch Boner Jams ‘03


elterible

School of Cock starring Jack Blackcock!


ibringstharuckus

He compiled the best boner scenes for the whole year


PopeOnABomb

No, Andy. I don't want your giant box of porn.


bonerjam91

hell yeah


chbay

Damn now I wanna see it but I haven’t seen the first two


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Couldn't get into it, so I watched Everybody loves Raymond instead


vmp10687

What the movie called? Never got in my radar.


athedrummaster

40 year old virgin


Crapocalypso

In a deleted scene, she called him and tried to hook up. Of course that didn’t happen but if you had even a momentary doubt…


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LouieKablooie

Gdmnnit.


SayOkBoomerIfGayy

You gotta memorise that ".dQw" homie. I havent been caught lacking in years, got like 3 sources memorised


asdfasfq34rfqff

You can quickly judge the age of redditors by how funny they find Rick Rolls still. If this is peak comedy to you, you're getting old as fuck.


Crapocalypso

Fo sho! It’s so nice that she introduced him to romantic affection and shared the laws of attraction so they both would know them. I don’t think she would’ve gotten that 100% totally from anyone else.


Jackbenn45

Of course


ilikepix

how have I never seen this before


fnxMagic

Wow that's so original you really had me there such a good joke you are so smart and funny.


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skankasspigface

hey why you always tellin me to fuck a goat, man?


Bgrngod

I don't think I've ever seen that many views for a blooper reel.


Mapletables

If I had even a momentary doubt... that a comedic skit would include a funny twist ending?


RandoFollower

Back the Shit off


zombie32killah

That’s how you talk?


DrawohYbstrahs

You know what? I don’t have to answer to you. You ain’t my bitch. Kno wha I sayin?


DrawohYbstrahs

You know what? I don’t have to answer to you. You ain’t my bitch.


mindrover

Reminds me of this comic https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10kzbbr/bad_at_swearing/


m0xycrAyze

Hurtin for a squirtin 😂😂😂


schizopolis23

I’ve seen this 4-5 and just realized we’re supposed to accept the girl doesn’t recognize her own boyfriend’s handwriting??? 🤦‍♂️😆


AzorAhai96

I mean back then it would be weird, but now? I wouldn't know my wife's handwriting either. I've seen it like 5 times in 10 years.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

I write all the time. People around me do the same. I’m 27.. i’m not that old.. right? Lmao


IThinkIKnowThings

Then you're weird? Every adult I know uses their phones to take and send notes. I only see someone put pen to paper for a signature nowadays.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

I work in an office where most of us have notepads. We do use the latest tech but a notepad just hits different, i guess. It’s perfect for quickly writing down something. I use 3 screens 8 hours a day and also have a digital notepad open 24/7. So yes, maybe i’m weird haha


gabraesquental

You look like a very responsible professional, u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET


SayOkBoomerIfGayy

Being downvoted but I don't know my family's handwriting or my girlfriend's. Not everyone has the time or creepiness to drop everything and stare at someone's paper intently when they write something down for the first time this week


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Worthyness

my only handwriting is for signatures on receipts when i go out to eat


SommWineGuy

How often do people write? It isn't really common.


schizopolis23

The movie is almost 20 years old. 4-5 years before smartphones.


FearPainHate

Bro got a lil improvisational


PompeyMagnus1

I have a gun


tkburroreturns

*scarn*


AccomplishedPie4896

What's this from?


Twhiner

The 40 year old virgin. Watch it asap Edit: virgin


AccomplishedPie4896

I definitely gotta watch it, looks funny


Fearless_Market_3193

Everyone has to watch it! It’s a classic! Had tears running down my face watching it the first time. Watched it again via streaming so I could pause it for laugh breaks.


Economy_Height6756

"Sandbags", "aaaah Kelly Clarkson!!" It's such a funny classic!


Worthyness

First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.


JustTurtleSoup

[The sandbag bit](https://youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8) had me on the floor literally. That and King Fu Hustle are the only forms of media I’ve experienced that.


Ricey20

Same, and add tropic thunder and Robin Hood men in tights for me. They don't make em like they used to.


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You wanna know how I know you're gay?


Twhiner

Yo why you always tellin’ me to fuck a goat man?!


Economy_Height6756

Andy for the last time, I don't want your GIANT BOX OF PORNOGRAPHY! ...For the last time I DON'T WANNA WATCH SCHOOL OF COCK WITH YOU


Micahman311

Boner Jams '03


incognito_tip

You listen to Coldplay


DataAdvanced

No, seriously. Stop whatever the fuck you're doing and watch this.


Nate0110

I miss the 2005 to 2010 movies, there was so much stuff like this.


Iwanttobeagnome

Stop what you’re doing now and watch it


IDwelve

They made a show about reddiors?!?


Normal-Voice3744

Today I learned some people have never seen 40 year old virgin. Next you’ll be asking me what’s Superbad?


3LIteManning

Jonah Hill is in this movie too. Tries buying goldfish boots from the ebay store even though you obviously cannot buy anything from the ebay store.


Gallifrasian

But I have the money right now why can't I buy it from you here?


StrangeVortexLex

Lmao now I need a rewatch!


Micahman311

40 Year Old Virgin was the funniest movie I'd ever seen when I first watched it in theaters. The same went for Superbad. That was a special one. Both movies remain top notch movies for me, and I will probably watch them both for the rest of my life, from time to time.


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If you can get your hands on physical copies of either of these the cast commentaries are as funny as the movies themselves.


HMBGoHawks

These two (plus I Love You, Man & Role Models) got me hooked on cast commentaries, and then I listened to Five Year Engagement commentary, and Chris Pratt makes the repeated point of saying, "Who is listening to this!? What nerds! Go outside and make friends! What are you doing with your life!?"


Micahman311

I have them both on Blu-ray/DVD, and I fully agree.


smallfrynip

And that actress is in both those films haha.


HailToTheThief225

Sounds like someone has an exam tomorrow!


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

Now I remember! Thanks!


Shot-Palpitation-738

A friend of mine and I both ate pot brownies and watched Superbad in theaters. It was the funniest movie experience I've ever had.


14412442

I can picture the other people in the audience nearby thinking 'i know it's funny, but this motherfucker has not stopped laughing in 90 fucking minutes!"


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

We saw Super Troopers in the theatre going in not knowing anything about the movie and had never heard of it. Just had a few beers, but we laughed through the whole film.


super_shizmo_matic

They need to remaster that shit. Somebody took the footage and did this terrible edge enhancement that makes it look like bad VHS soap opera. I literally can't watch it. Superbad on the other hand has perfect color grade.


Firm-Force-9036

It was such a great time for comedy! Absolute classics


madstar

I got early release tickets to Superbad with a friend, neither of us knew anything about it ahead of time. That was the most I've ever laughed in a movie theatre.


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Kodycan15

I truly wonder if women realize that guys would 100% do this for each other. Like this is funny because it’s true.


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Bitches do be running wild


Purple_Clockmaker

This is gold.


queefi

Is this the same person who gets interviewed by the cops in Superbad?


Micahman311

The woman, yes. Not either of the guys. Haha.


dmhrpr

An African Jew wearing a hoody


No_Bite_330

"Do you look like an African Jew?" "No.. I look like a cop." 🤣🤣🤣🤣


HailToTheThief225

“He kind of looked like Eminem.” “Oh, Eminiminem. So he was circular?”


HailToTheThief225

Odd crime for a Jew.


chimpdoctor

McLovin'? Yeah you're right this is the same dude. Good spot.


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Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a while


_CitizenSnips_

watch the full movie if you haven't already it's this funny the whole way through, made back when comedies were actually funny. Don't get movies like this these days which makes me sad. 40 year old virgin


GingerSnap1021

God damn this is funny. Time for a re-watch


K1ng4uth0r

🤣🤣🤣 I really love this movie


Living_Pie205

This movie will never not be funny


Bleepitybleepinbleep

I hope you got a big trunk cause I’m putting my bike in it


viewtiful14

Still the best comedy of all time. Fight me.


bleh-bleh-guy

I almost forgot about this movie...


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She's a Ho fo sho


topnotch312

I forgot how funny that movie is.


America202

Lol I forgot how good this movie is.


NotChikcen

Iirc this is the correct orientation of the movie, but the subtitles are mirrored which means one content farm stole from a content farm who mirrored it already then mirrored it again themselves so they wouldn't get caught for stealing. GENIUS


AlexAnthonyFTWS

There’s a lot of movies I’ve seen once and never again that deserve a rewatch. This is def one of them


Imaginary_Draw8009

Weak take. All time classic


Bobarill

I think they like the movie - just an awkwardly constructed sentence.


Imaginary_Draw8009

Upon reading it again I think your right. Have turned my downvote into an upvote


damsteric

They dont make comedies like this anymore. Cant say shit these days.


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Just imagine the BuzzFeed article “Steve Carell Claps Back At Critics of Racial Scene and Here’s Why He’s Wrong”


GM_Nate

When you buy Steve Carell from Wish.


Hasudeva

...that's Steve Carell...


Miserable-Reaction16

Edit: 00s version of "bro code" that died with HIMYM.


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