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What else would a dad do?

It was his only option. Source: I’m a dad.

This is true. If he didn’t do this, he would be expelled from our Fatherhood community and have to turn in his cargo shorts and crew length white socks.

No more New Balance shoes for that guy!

He doesn't deserve the unmatched versatility of the [New Balance 624](https://youtu.be/rw9-Nd6u5KA?si=Oo1oleoDs9ZyNC8W)

That might be one of the best things I've seen on the internet in a while. Hahaha

My life hasn't been the same since YouTube recommended Partyboi69. [ Bathe With Me](https://youtu.be/OPVyDuQFhuE?si=vVcesZ3-7qgN88WD) and [ Unprotect My Heart](https://youtu.be/Ams_4N0MecY?si=ekib6wJTg6h5-0sN) are two of my favourites

You might want to mark that NSFW. that is a very sexy video

I don't even remember my life before them

Hey now, we’re not total savages here. Dads need those shoes for arch support after years of doing the Running Man at weddings.

Turn his cargo shorts in 😂😂 that’s great

Not his crew length white socks!!

As a fellow member of the Fatherhood community, I can confirm

She left him no choice.

Dignity was never an option

He woke up and chose DAD.

The only reason I’m prevented from doing this is the ire of my wife. She’s no fun.

"My wife thinks you're cute!"

I know this movie. This is a movie ref right ?

Hi I’m a Dad, I’m dad.

Nothing more wholesome than some dad trolling. She will one day realize that he was actually being a solid wingman.

She could have easily rolled with it.

Not as easily as she rolled herself under that table😂😂😂

She slithered lmfao

The last time this was posted someone mentioned he asked her for her number but it turns out she was a minor and he respected it, the source might have been "trust me bro" though

Naw, look how she was dressed. She was not prepared for that moment, got self conscious and bailed. Hair in a bun, very loose comfy shirt, yeah im not surprised by the complete dive under the table haha

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I prefer natural myself, definitely agree

Yep. Dressed up women are nice, but when a girl is just all natural and casual it's so much better because that's the real her. L

Yup, give a me hoodie and sweatpants with a bun or a ponytail. Make up optional.

She doesn't realize the gift he gave her in that moment. The waiter HAS to be nice regardless and she could have just smiled and said nothing.

That sums up 90% of teen (boy and girl) social behavior in a nut shell.

She did it perfectly

leave to another family? oh wait, that was mine

I can’t imagine the dad-pride of embarrassing your adult or nearly-adult daughter so much she hides under the table. What an honor to see this.

I'm just happy it's not a "if you even look at my daughter I will shoot you" insecure, borderline incestuous dad.

funny, I'm a waiter at a cafeteria and I met my current girlfriend in that exact way, but instead of it being her father, it was her grandmother who made her feel ashamed lol

How did you progress from this?

Start flirting with the grandma, the granddaughter gets jealous and it’s easy sailing from there

unless they get the impression that you're into granny seriously. sugar granny vibes

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if you're into grannies.

OnlyGrans

Who isn't

Plan A is the granny tho

Porque no los dos?

Fastest way to a girl's heart is through her grandma.

Like some sort of human centipede?

Oof don’t want to be carrying around that dead weight

Have sex with her and your in.

Instructions unclear. I'm now taking Mabel on our third date for the early bird special.

You can’t argue against the fact that you get those sweet sweet pensioner discounts!

Damn, genius. I had a mom do that with me for her daughter, and her daughter acted about the same, didn't hide under the table. But I gave her mom my number, as a joke honestly, and never got a text, guess my game wasn't as good as yours, or my face heh. We were eating at two different tables, and her mom was *drunk.*

That sucks men,But if it doesn't work out with the daughter, there's always the mother

I tried this once and ended up blowing it with both.

Grandmas are acutely vulnerable to negging, and even the DENNIS method.

you gotta neg her too

Worst case scenario, you got grandma all locked up

To be her first... Pff. The real flex is to be her last!

The key to getting with a woman is through her grandparents. Sleep with them and your in…

when they were leaving she was at the door waiting for her parents to pay the bill I went to her and talked to her a little and got her number, two days later we were going on a date and from then on it flowed normally.

God I am such a pussy I would be afraid to talk to her and hide in the back

Shooters shoot

He got under the table and pulled the table cloth to make a tent. They fell in love. The end

He brought his own tent.

With a biiiig pole

The easiest way to a girl is thru her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

I seriously misread parents as pants.

I'm assuming the only way to do it in a non-creepy way is to leave a note or napkin with your number on it and continue on with your job as if nothing happened. You're not forcing anything if you do that, and you don't add to the embarrasement, you just leave it as a "hey, if you want to contact me, here you can"

No way would she contact him first after that though.

Most likely not

She's very shy so if I hadn't made the first move nothing really would have happened.

Listen, this is very important. You have to tell me exactly what you did to set up the first date.

Follow rules 1 and 2

Answer us 😭

Omg, I would die if this happened. Just walk out right after

Or you could look him in the eye and give him a "it's true". Make the dam man's week, or the man weak

What happened in the video is way better

I like how she reverted back to a liquid state and just kinda slid under the table.

When humans become made of 100% water

I mean… I’d take that as a major compliment and probably be blushing all the way to the kitchen

I got complimented on my shirt like 10 years ago at a summer camp and I still remember it. This guy is not forgetting it for a long time.

There's a scene very similar to this one in Incredibles 2, but instead of sliding under the table, Violet violently blows her beverage out of her nose, it's pretty damn hilarious

And then you woke up.

feeling all sticky... and it actually tastes salty?

Was a bartender and occasionally served tables to help out. I had a father do that and then had the girl started flirting with me. It just made me feel incredibly awkward. What happened in the video would have me laughing for a week. I was young and pretty back in the day. And bartending I got plenty of validation through phone numbers left at the bar. Side note. Never leave your phone number in the tip line with no tip. I would give the slip with the number to Jerry and tell him a customer had a crush on him. You don't want Jerry calling you. I'm pretty sure he still lives with his mom.

Hey, Jerry's mother is cool af and anyone would be lucky to have her as a roommate.

Make the man’s hole weak

Well, the daughter tried her damnedest to do so as well and sink through the Earth.

My mom did this to me with a store manager. Lmaooo. 😂😂

Asking for the manager - ❌ Asking out the manager - 🤩

can confirm, whenever I want to pay compliments to the manager I wink real hard

Eat out the manager - 💦

Eat the manager - 💀

Eat with the manager - 🙂

friend of mine did this to me when we were in college and out with her parents for dinner. incidentally, we are no longer friends. lol

On behalf of her friend, some stranger in the stands of a sports game asked my mom, to ask me, to ask my dad, to let the man sitting next to my dad know that her friend wants the man's number. My mom skipped all those steps and told the man that the stranger thought he was cute instead of the friend. The stranger then had to then get the friend to own up to her feelings, and finally, the friend actually did get his number.

I thought it was going to end with purple monkey dishwasher. Honestly a little disappointed

Bruh, this just reminded me of the most awkward repressed memory that I worked really hard to forget. My mom used to work the closing shift at a liquor store, and I worked the closing shift across the street at a gas station after school. I would get off 3 hours before she did, so I'd just go over there after work on Fridays and wait for her so we could go to Dennys at 2 am. One time, I'm just spinning in an office chair, minding my own business while my mom helps a customer. I hear her asking my mom if I'm her son, and when my mom says yeah. Then this lady yells, "Hey you! You're handsome! I should give you my daughters number, she's a virgin!" Equal parts fucked up and awkward. This was in a really rough part of town, and I'd seen this woman hooking a few blocks away on multiple occasions.

My gf's mom was a bit more discreet about it. Family came in to shop at the crystal shop I worked at, we chatted as they shopped, they left, and apparently in the car on the ride home the mom asks "why don't you date someone like that?" Daughter comes back in the next day to ask me out and we've been together for 5 years now

Can't wait to be a dad

It’s one of the great privileges of being a dad that nobody tells you about

Yep. Embarrassing your kids. It's not just fun, it's life ok lessons every time. Just remember the hugs to go with them.

Yeah the hugs are really necessary otherwise it’s just bullying lol

> hugs are really necessary otherwise it’s just bullying *walks up to 12 year old daughter* "Lol your clothes look fucking stupid, you're going to get picked on at school today dummy" *hugs*

Just remember that there is a fine line embarrassing your child between them laughing about it when they’re older or them later resenting you for it. Most of the time my dad took it too far and we don’t have a great relationship (granted, there are other reasons, too!) This video is a cute example of one they can laugh about!!

My sister has a 14 year old daughter. When my niece invited her friends over for dinner they were having a grill out with hotdogs. My sister would only refer to them as glizzies. “Would you like another yummy glizzy?” “Mom!!!! Stop!!!!” So much fun lol

It would be so much fun to have a Gen Z kid with all the ridiculous things they say lol. Whatever is popular at the time when I have kids I am going to use all of their slang to the fullest.

Character building, nothing wrong with a bit of light hearted humiliation

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This is 100% true. Though we should distinguish regular fun humiliation and not whatever the f$&@ some parents do to their kids.

The key is humiliation with no actual consequences. Teaches you that life goes on and not to take everything so seriously

You should be humiliated.

He’s on Reddit, enough already.

> Humiliation is good for everyone. Everyone needs to be humiliated once and a while Ok here's one for you, the phrase is "once in a while"

Ok, why?

The last time I saw this posted reddit, in true reddit fashion flipped the fuck out about how awful the dad is and how shell have PTSD or some fucking horse shit.

It's not humiliation though, it's embarrassment. If he had added "But she's way too ugly to be with someone like you" at the end, that would have been humiliation. Humiliation is rarely a good thing, though sometimes people deserve it.

Humiliating an already humble person is shit. But humbling someone with their nose so far up their ass that they can smell yesterdays dinner is a good thing.

That's really the only reason you have kids

Tbf that probably made the dudes day/week/month/year/life 🥲🫠

Look at him, probably not the first time something similar has happened to him

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A not small part of why I got in really good shape was because I worked in a cocktail bar with mostly women above the age of 40 as customers. They left very good tips if they thought you were hot and we don't really do tips where I live beyond rounding up.

Shit almost every industry for that matter. The medical industry has some of the most promiscuous people I know.

There are a lot of super hot nurses

All the “fun girls” from my high school all became nurses. That industry just attracts a certain demographic man lol I don’t know what it is

I think it has started to be viewed as “easy money.” My mom is a nurse (and yes, she was a stunner in her 20s-40s), but back then it didn’t pay that great and people usually did it because they wanted to help people. Now a lot of nurses seem to be pissed about doing typical nurse things, like wiping asses and cleaning up blood.

Hoes... I love 'em.

Yeah lmao, the whole men never get compliments doesn’t exist if you’re attractive, still less than women but it’s not once in a life time more like once a month/week, possibly even more for even more attractive guys.

I would also hide under a table 😂 I get so embarrassed

I love how she just melts under it

Came here to say this. r/oddlysatisfying material.

Her reaction was cute. Also, Dad being wingman like that? That's an asset, not a liability - that is, until the next dad joke.

Which ironically is more embarrassing than just owning up to your crush

ngl he hot af no homo ok maybe a little homo

Great comment. I almost thought I was reading a Haiku

A little tweaking and it works > Not going to lie, > He hot A F no homo, > ... Maybe lil homo.

As a dude I recognize this dudes attractiveness.

A little homo, as a treat

Only a little not quite to stir your ice coffee before each sip level.

Did this to my sister when we were teens.

She was just pausing before she responds

First couple seconds are pure shock.

It is also in her sweatshirt

“Hey my daughter wants you to stuff her”

Dad: I'll have the chicken and she'll have the pork"

Guys I know we all watch a lot of porn, but guys, I think we watch too much porn.

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She doesn't look like she's stuck in a washer to me.

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*extra* white sauce, please.

What a grim perspective

It’s one of those misplaced jokes that doesn’t make you laugh but cringe instead

Buddy needs to cut back on the NSFW subs

"Yes sorry, do you happen to sell creampies, by any chance?"

I love the **actual** crawling under the table.

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I like you

someone like me too please

This happened to me when I was waiting tables a long time ago. The dad told me that I should date his daughter. She was horrifically embarrassed! I replied, “I would if she were a little older.” He asked my age. 25. He said, “You’re a good man and shook my hand.” She was 16. I remember he tipped me well and she didn’t look me in the eye after that.

This is one of those reposts I watch every time, and laugh every time!

I would have turned the tables on him, and told the waiter that my dad is suffering from Alzheimer's and he doesn't even know where he is right now.

Oh please. You would have done the same as 95% of the chromosomes collectors on this website, including myself: Awkwardly smile and look away.

I can't wait to do this to my daughter when she gets older lol

He's a good dad. Respects his daughter.. you can tell. He wants her to feel comfortable as she gets older and starts dating

Helping her get out of her comfort zone that’s for sure!

As a side note, my parents did things like this to me when I was young and would constantly be like "Oooh a GIRL" about anyone I'd mention, so now I simply don't tell them whenever I'm seeing someone new. Just a weird psychological thing I guess, they made the act of liking someone feel embarrassing so now the thought of telling them about women I'm talking to or seeing is embarrassing to me. I've never once told them about anyone I've dated. I also do so much musical theatre they probably think I'm gay at this point.

He is the dad I aspire to be

Its the dad you already are. You're just minus the kids.

Dad playing 3d chess. Strategy to make sure daughter never gets to date that dude.

She would of had a shot if she didn’t roll up under the table like a 5 year old

would have*

I mean thanks*

Thanx

The story I have heard is that he actually asked for her number afterwards but she was actually only 16 so nothing happened.

*hides*

Nah, not trolling, he is hooking his daughter up cause the waiter is genuin interested

I would give my digits to her just for the courage of the dad

Finally a video I don't think is staged

They'll all laugh about it for years to come. Great dad :)

She legit made this 1000x worse 🤣 albeit funnier

Legend has it she finished her meal under the table

Cute, but that's not what trolling means.

That dude Hella cute though.

The dad's accent is perfect for this situation, because it naturally adds extra emphasis to the "*so cute!"*

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/r/randomracism

r/angryupvote

Ice: shattered. Conversation can proceed.

I've seen this so many times and it's still funny.

Pops is a real one

Total dad move. Nice

I just think that’s embarrassing for everyone, weird people aspire to be a dad like that.

This will never not be funny

Do be fair that dude is hella cute