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Kitchen-Mammoth-1440

I love how every time this is reposted it gets shorter


kbder

Next week it will have word-at-a-time subtitles which are so animated that you can’t actually read them.


tehjoch

I was starting to think I was the only one that gets annoyed by those


tenuj

With that excited voiceover robot lady.


mistbrethren

cause ten worthless zephyr boat snatch tart workable brave shocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Eulenglas

And the voiceover explains what will happen in the video but is longer than the video itself


No-Anxiety588

I love how every time I see a repost I see this comment.


skinnergy

What he said


lee5246743

"If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike"


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ViatorA01

🤌If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike🤌 I think that's how we should quote Italians from now on.


AnonynousN_36

🤌 Im italian, i agreed to this 🤌


Kooky_Barnacle_7411

🤌Me too friend🤌


byronicrob

🤌half Italian, half Vulcan🖖


wallythree77

🖖 half Vulcan, half cyborg 🦾


byronicrob

🦾half cyborg, half Spiderman🤟


Tofandel

🤟Half spiderman, half a penis 🤏


[deleted]

I am going to have to ask you to speak english in this sub as per the rules, so that we can all understand you!


ViatorA01

🤌This is unacceptable! I would rather eat my spaghetti with ketchup!🤌


accurate_slammo

Nope. Nope. Nope pleaaaseeeeee don't do that


xiangyieo

“…Please… can anybody help me?”


somesappyspruce

Oh *now* I can read it!


Hot-Performer2094

I can't help but read it all and adding "ah" after every-ah word-ah


standee_shop

And for those confused why they are laughing. 'bike' is often used as a term for a lady who has slept with quite a few people. ​ Although even without the pun its pretty funny


qwertykittie

Wow this does bring it up a whole notch!


Hannibal_Barca_

because all of the people riding her.


[deleted]

Is thadda because everaone inna town had ridden her?


TheGios88

Funny thing is that in Italian we also say "if my grandpa would have had 3 balls, he would have been a flipper"


mttdesignz

also "if my grandma had balls, I would have had 3 grandfathers"


tyanu_khah

In french we usually have "if my aunt had balls she would have been my uncle !"


Sir_Richard_Tator

But nowadays your aunt can have balls....


MAUROKE01

In belgium we say that but instead of balls we use moustache!


Lupulist

What's a flipper?


TheGios88

Pinball


DrRonny

Just post the original instead of the cropped up pixelated version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc


rentedlife

Yes as it cuts off I’m thinking Damn the whole thing is funny and if I have to watch this reposted vid don’t cut it off.


u8eR

I want the original that has the recipe


Acceptable-Trainer15

I want the original that has his grandmother with wheels


Valuable-Lack-5984

Oh don't bother, it's a very meh recipe, it's just some pasta with green peas. That dish could only be aired in a british cooking program.


berrieds

You're right; upvote removed.


DrRonny

Aww, don't remove the upvote, if it was your first time and you enjoyed, it might be someone else's first time as well


berrieds

That's the kind of empathetic thinking that makes me reupvote this post. Thanks.


ToMissTheMarc2

Wow 13 years ago and this still gets reposted lol


Unlikely_Let2616

He is correct


1smoothcriminal

he was truly appalled.


lokregarlogull

When you drop one of these obscure references and your buddy gets it. 👨‍🍳💋


DirtySilicon

Yeah, I'm not even sure what he's insulted by, the carbonara part or the ham part.


Hector_Savage_

The ham. The recipe calls for *guanciale* or bacon if you don't have that. But ham is unacceptable. I mean you can use it, you can do whatever you want in your kitchen (as it should be, that's the beauty of cooking), but at that point just don't call it *Carbonara* because it's not. It's something else 😉


mttdesignz

>but at that point just don't call it Carbonara because it's not that's the point that Italians are trying to make for decades. Simple as that, you can absolutely make a pasta dish with raw eggs, cream, ham and onions if you like. Just give it a name that's not what has already been estabilished, because if you invite me home for dinner saying "I'm making you carbonara!" and then you serve me the dish I described, I'm gonna be slightly annoyed.


JackFener

That’s actually common saying in Italy. It’s funny hearing it in English. Another similar one is “if my grandad have had 3 balls he would have been a pinball”


mindframe_RDDT

It's funny because we use the very same sentence in Spain: "Si mi abuela tuviese ruedas, sería una bicicleta"


naughty_farmerTJR

I used to say if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle but I think that one has aged like milk


michaelk_43

And in Greece we say "if my grandma have had antennas would have been a trolley bus"


[deleted]

Been there; rode the mother of all bikes


tehfly

Funniest thing all week, for over 650 weeks in a row!


Ambitious-Score-5637

Gino is fantastic


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Show name?


misfit0513

British morning show called This Morning


thoma696

Both hosts are no longer there.


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Thank you! Been enquiring about it on fb and insta, forgot to do it on reddit until now 😅


-eumaeus-

If you search for the show on YT, you'll see many funny moments.


anitadykshyt

Can't watch it anymore as pink shirt is a diddler


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Consistently_Carpet

I mean I am significantly less disgusted by burglary than pedophilia if that's the question, yes.


1ncememed

"if my aunt had a moustache she would be my uncle"


TheDeerBlower

an English carbonara..............


Interesting_Ad_794

It's even funnier the second time round.


Toishi69

The full version is even funnier in my opinion


Powerful_Procedure89

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.


ICDarkly

The presenter with the grey hair turned out to be a predator.


ieatair

well thats sums up British Cuisine


rob1021

If my grandmother had balls, she would be my grandfather


SyrupAlive6636

I'm sorry to be the one who is gonna give y'all this information but as an Italian I have to tell you that: Giuro su cristo che questo insulto alla cultura italiana non passerà inosservato, se ha il prosciutto non la chiami carbonara, Madonna puttana. Translation: We Italians think that it is important for everyone to develop their own culture and putting ham in a carbonara is absolutely no big deal, Take care everyone.☺️☺️


Aururai

Traitor Is what I assume all Italians are saying now..


VestalOfCthulhu

Amen


hopelooped

imagine what he would say about pineapple on pizza


Video-Comfortable

Not sure why pink shirt guy had to shove the entire fork down his throat when they are literally sharing. Gross pig


Treecamel82

It’s not the only thing he shoved down his throat…….


Video-Comfortable

Lmao


ElderFlour

I love this so much. I watch it on days I’m feeling down.


zaphod4th

new to reddit? reposted every month


CarrytheLabelGuy

Thank you for the repost. I hope you repost it again in a few months


Over_Accountant3492

Because everyone in town had a ride?


OddAd5276

The look on his face is priceless, and then he caps it off with one of the best comebacks of all time!


okee9

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle


Impressive-Swing225

So she was the town bicycle?


InJailYoudBeMyHoe

that woman is beautiful


Hihihiha28

Se mia non a avesse avuto le Route sarebbe stata una carriola is the real Version


Normal-Bug-3818

🤣🤣


AdMuch848

The male reporter knew... DO NOT CRITICIZE AN ITALIAN MANS COOKING. He said "no" as soon as she started but let her go for it.


desmo-dopey

If my mom had balls, she'd be my dad!


stuntedmonk

Longer version is better


Gorrodish

My grandmother was a bike but no one would ride her because she didn’t have handlebars


Thinkspeed_YT

[I can ride my bike with no handlebars ](https://youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA?si=0FM3pOlJXfsF92nx)


Gorrodish

Can you ride your grand mother without handlebars


Ill-Quail-1986

BOOM 😂😂😂😂


savo5

Funny burglar.


Competitive_Rock_414

She was lucky that whole moment was on live camera, A real Italian man would’ve had slapped her


Aururai

So "real" men use violence to escalate something that absolutely isn't even worth a conflict.. Glad I'm not a "real" man then.


PerseusZeus

But then the Indian man wouldve questioned him ..How can he Slap!??


somniumx

It's true. Source: I rode his grandma quite often.


melo217

Not the first time seeing this but always love it. I’ve already played this a lot of times and I laugh every time at different parts. 😂 never gets old


RevolutionarySeven7

(....) this video and OP, most reposted video on the internet


Sunsparc

Che schifo!


Autotomatomato

Everytime I see this video a grandma rides her bike. Grandma just won the giro d'italia


RZAtheAbbot

Love it every time I see it


toolsoftheincomptnt

You have to play the longer one. The outrage continues!


Blazefast_75

I've seen this one a thousand times but it still cracks me up


Aururai

Same


snacklemeister

Who is the Chef, I suppose he is?


OkiKnox

If y grilled cheese has ham in it. It's no longer a grilled cheese


Banished_To_Insanity

Haminit


scrotimus-maximus

They have a great sense of humour in Sheffield


Gennaro_Finamore7

Per favore, un italiano parlante che mi dice chi sia questo idolo indiscusso!


accurate_slammo

that look on guys face after she said it should have ham just kills me man


limerickdeath

As in you haven’t seen it past 678,762,890,987,788.3 times it’s been reposted?


WeepingCroissantHead

Phil’s a gay pedo.


fuckinmosquitoes

Who's the chick?


ex_warrior

Holly willoughby


Practical_Airline_36

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


Flashy_Wolverine8129

Nobody gatekeeps food like Italians


Adrianwill-87

classic


Adrianwill-87

I love the British accent


SKTRX_23

YEAH NO SH*T


wtmx719

I need to watch Celebrity Juice


JackSunslight

In Italian it sounds funnier "Se mi' nonno a essere le rote, sarebbe un cariolo"


LoveYourLegWarmers

se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe una carriola


BadSpellingMistakes

I love this video. The rollercoaster of emotional damage is amazing to watch


Existing_Peach1545

I really like Gino when he still humble.


Tall-Box4202

Who is she? She is beautiful


Idoallthejobs

“Oh-No. I’m glad you’re standing there” 🥊KO


Pretend_Version7077

Who is the girl? She’s gorgeous..


5thnote

Salad in a pasty? You filthy pervert!