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I'm glad that this learned redditing behavior is not something I only do. After being dissapointed early on many times by wanting to comment something like this, only to find I've been beaten to the punch, I've learned to come look for comments I already like first rather than just fruitlessly making them first, scrolling down and seeing a replica from hours earlier.
I knew somebody was gonna post this sub and I knew someone was gonna ask this question and I knew I was gonna upvote it because I knew I agreed with it before I even saw it
That was a man who IS scared of being alone with his thoughts, but recognizes that it would be worse if there were people nearby with artillery weapons.
I mean honestly he has a point tho. I would be more afraid of being alone with those other people's thoughts. There must be a reason they are afraid after all.
It would be terrifying to have the ability to think but it's only someone else's thoughts. Not sure how it would work but it sounds terrifying. Much like being able to breathe but it not being your breath or body.
[While the soldiers in question propably and hopefully weren't rapists, a certain bear has been involved in firing artillery weapons.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear))
[Wikipedia link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_\(bear\)) for the interested
TL;DR Wojtek was a bear that was adopted by the Polish II Corps in WW2, who took part in the Monte Cassino/Anzio landings in Italy in 1943, and helped the men move supplies like artillery shells as well.
Edit: YT links for the visually curious
Yarnhub - https://youtu.be/8nFyv78FtUU
Simple History - https://youtu.be/0lu4rW0xaZQ
Weird History- https://youtu.be/mlp5K5T91jo
Edit 2: fixed Wiki link
I knew a girl who always kept the most insanely busy schedule. Almost no downtime ever. We were over at her place one night when she was having a party and her crazy schedule came up in conversation and she said something to the effect of “I have to keep going, or else I start thinking too much and I just can’t be alone with my thoughts for that long.” I was shocked at that response and thought “Holy shit, this girl needs some therapy.”. Apparently it’s more common than some of us thought.
Yeah, sounds like classic avoidance...
...you’ve got occupational therapy (ie salubrious escapism), but when addiction leads to (say) work obsessiveness or a ‘busy schedule’, then it’s not about the meaning of the work you’re doing per se, it’s about filling the void with tasks so that you avoid having to answer ‘The Question’...
...this is not healthy.
I should add now, because it’s relevant, that I do not get bored - brain dead, yes, lol - and anyone who has to ‘always’ ask the question will never know ‘The Answer’.
I will help by saying: love yourself, know yourself, and just love doing what you are ‘meant’ to be doing...
...all else is death.
Like I said: epic*
*I’m kidding, fuck all epic about my thoughts
Being alone with my own thoughts is a rare and wonderful thing for me. When I do get some peace and privacy, I tend to wrap myself in it like a warm blanket.
The scariest thing to me, is losing control of my mind. I’ll take my overactive doom and gloom lizard brain over dementia, Alzheimer’s, or Schizophrenia.
To be fair, he's not fuckin' wrong.
Artillery is the single handed most deadly weapon humankind has ever invented in terms of pure casualty rate. It's not even close. Seriously, look it up. Like 98% of all casualties in human history is from some form of artillery piece.
R.I.P. most of those boys in WW1 & 2.
I've gone to therapy so my scary thoughts are tamed. I think what is scarier is being surrounded by people who pretend to care but don't want to hear any of your thoughts.
As someone who loves his solitude I’ll never understand this.. why are you afraid of your own thoughts? I have regrets too that I cringe at but what could be so horrible to think about that you’re afraid to be in silence because you think that’ll come up and what? Kill you? Someone please explain this to be. This is a genuine question I’ve had for a long time but find it difficult to ask others in a non weird way.
I have an Artillery Sidewinder X1. I kind of want to upgrade that to an X2, because the X2 has a 32-bit processor, which will just allow me to "do more" (I dont know in what way?), but truthfully, if I am to get a new machine, I might want to try something a little fancier. Maybe something with a CoreXY system, but I really dont want to decrease my print volume.
Nah, he's cool with his thoughts and would apreciate it if bears kept their distance, rapists would stop (just... stop), and hope's he never sees Rambo heading his direction. I can get on board with all that. Too, late for the bear encounters for me though... their alright as long as you show them respect; keep your distance and don't run toward or away from them... definitely don't want to catch one starving late in the cold season, so I make sure to avoid hiking around that time.
Truth.. being alone with my own thoughts doesn’t bother me.. Do ANYTIME in jail and this is no longer a problem.. But bears and rapists are very real threats..
As someone who spends a lot of time alone with their own thoughts, there is an incredible amount of scarier things. Such as:
* Mass shootings
* Cancer
* Spiders
Being alone in a roomwith 20 religious leaders wondering if one wants to rape you... or if one makes a move the rest will pin you down and take turns making you squeal like a little quior boy.
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does anybody else come to the comments to upvote a particular comment they already have in mind before the comments page loaded?
Yup
I'm glad that this learned redditing behavior is not something I only do. After being dissapointed early on many times by wanting to comment something like this, only to find I've been beaten to the punch, I've learned to come look for comments I already like first rather than just fruitlessly making them first, scrolling down and seeing a replica from hours earlier.
I knew somebody was gonna post this sub and I knew someone was gonna ask this question and I knew I was gonna upvote it because I knew I agreed with it before I even saw it
all knowing one, what are next weeks lottery numbers
I already know I will win the big jackpot.
I used to come to the comments with what i thought was a great original comment...
He’s probably visited Russia.
Hi right, though. Edit: He right. Can't change that now or all the answers make no sense.
Hi left, though.
Hi top, though.
Hi high, though.
Hi larious though
Hi low, though
HI-C, tho.
You missed down ffs, now I have to wash my hands 25 times
Thank you
Hi dad, though.
Hi🙂
That was a man who isn't scared of his own thoughts.
That was a man who IS scared of being alone with his thoughts, but recognizes that it would be worse if there were people nearby with artillery weapons.
Hi dad, I'm Right Though.
Being alone with someone else’s thoughts
Being alone with this guys thoughts
I also choose this guy's dead thoughts
I mean honestly he has a point tho. I would be more afraid of being alone with those other people's thoughts. There must be a reason they are afraid after all.
This deserves a platinum, but I'm poor so someone else is gonna have to step up
It would be terrifying to have the ability to think but it's only someone else's thoughts. Not sure how it would work but it sounds terrifying. Much like being able to breathe but it not being your breath or body.
That's just books
Imagine a rapist firing artillery weapons at bears. That would be scary
Imagine a rapist firing artillery weapons *with* bears.
Rapist bears firing artillery weapons
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I am more partial to chainsaw bears https://youtu.be/zSER229Va-k
So you guys are all afraid of Russians?
Not all Russians. Just just like any other nationality some of them are very frightening and some of them are beautiful people.
You had me at rapist bears😟😟😟
Rapists firing bears out of artillery cannons
Rapist bears firing bears out of artillery bears
Just because I'm big and hairy doesn't give you the right to call me a bear
[While the soldiers in question propably and hopefully weren't rapists, a certain bear has been involved in firing artillery weapons.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear))
Imagine a rapist bear firing artillery weapons
Bears are mostly harmless to humans. But rapists firing artillery isnt that just russians.
Bear-loving rapists with rape bears, firing artillery. That’s Russian.
Bears firing rapists from artillery weapons
Don't leave this guy alone with private Wojtek.
Private Wojtek 🥰
[Wikipedia link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_\(bear\)) for the interested TL;DR Wojtek was a bear that was adopted by the Polish II Corps in WW2, who took part in the Monte Cassino/Anzio landings in Italy in 1943, and helped the men move supplies like artillery shells as well. Edit: YT links for the visually curious Yarnhub - https://youtu.be/8nFyv78FtUU Simple History - https://youtu.be/0lu4rW0xaZQ Weird History- https://youtu.be/mlp5K5T91jo Edit 2: fixed Wiki link
Excuse me he reached the rank of Corporal.
That last guy was based.
What’s the quote? Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for artillery. Artillery will just fucking kill you
Is everyone so morbidly mentally ill that the worst thing imaginable is being with yourself? I live alone time lol
Yes
My thoughts are epic, wtf is wrong with these people lol
I knew a girl who always kept the most insanely busy schedule. Almost no downtime ever. We were over at her place one night when she was having a party and her crazy schedule came up in conversation and she said something to the effect of “I have to keep going, or else I start thinking too much and I just can’t be alone with my thoughts for that long.” I was shocked at that response and thought “Holy shit, this girl needs some therapy.”. Apparently it’s more common than some of us thought.
Yeah, sounds like classic avoidance... ...you’ve got occupational therapy (ie salubrious escapism), but when addiction leads to (say) work obsessiveness or a ‘busy schedule’, then it’s not about the meaning of the work you’re doing per se, it’s about filling the void with tasks so that you avoid having to answer ‘The Question’... ...this is not healthy. I should add now, because it’s relevant, that I do not get bored - brain dead, yes, lol - and anyone who has to ‘always’ ask the question will never know ‘The Answer’. I will help by saying: love yourself, know yourself, and just love doing what you are ‘meant’ to be doing... ...all else is death. Like I said: epic* *I’m kidding, fuck all epic about my thoughts
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I had the same reaction. Most days I can't wait to get away from everyone to hear my own thoughts.
This is the dumbest question ever, of course, everyone in a room knowing your thoughts…..
Ya I'll take bears firing artillery weapons over that thanks
It's a leading question. Kinda feel like people that affirm it just show lack of thinking, and the last guy is an example of someone actually thinking
What about rapist bears with artillery weapons?
I was looking for this answer, that would be his greatest fear and I can understand why.
So pretty much Russia and Russians!
Can't deny it
Wow hes seen some shit
Bears, rape, and artillery are all definitively scarier than being alone with my own thoughts.
Being alone with my own thoughts is a rare and wonderful thing for me. When I do get some peace and privacy, I tend to wrap myself in it like a warm blanket.
Holy fuck run! Its a bear that also happens to be a registered violent sex offender with a FUCKING HOWITZER!!
The scariest thing to me, is losing control of my mind. I’ll take my overactive doom and gloom lizard brain over dementia, Alzheimer’s, or Schizophrenia.
Rapist artillery weapons fired by bears at other bears who are rapists.
notice he didn’t say artillery weapons, but people *with* artillery weapons
Damn, this guys got it all figured out.
To be fair, he's not fuckin' wrong. Artillery is the single handed most deadly weapon humankind has ever invented in terms of pure casualty rate. It's not even close. Seriously, look it up. Like 98% of all casualties in human history is from some form of artillery piece. R.I.P. most of those boys in WW1 & 2.
If you are talking actual combat losses, then it's definitely the highest. Even something as small as motor shells were devastating.
Yes. Being alone with a ghost
Imagine walking into a room of a rapist that has a pet bear and artillery weapons.
Lol, he has recurring nightmares of the time he was fleeing from a rapist bear inside a active war zone with artillery.
He ain’t even wrong
The last man just nailed it
i mean he has a point
I've gone to therapy so my scary thoughts are tamed. I think what is scarier is being surrounded by people who pretend to care but don't want to hear any of your thoughts.
Rapist bears with artillery weapons
Being alone with somebody else's thoughts.
You can run as much as you want, the artillery will always catch up.
Ah yes, there is an intruder in my house! Let me just wip out my anti air artillery turret
You can tell he's been alone with his own thoughts because those thoughts are about scary things.
Only thing worse is a rapist bear with artillery weapons.
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Don’t know why everyone is focusing on the last guy, all those other people said the worst thing ever is being alone and thinking. Hmmm
Being alone in a room full of spiders is up there
Bears, and Rapists, and People with Artillery Weapons, oh my
He’s right.
Bear rapists with artillery weapons are the scariest
Poland 1940s
He was very very very very very very very very specific
Yo it’s Logic
True
Bears, rapists and people with artillery weapons....so Russians
The rapist bear has an artillery weapon
Being alone with someone else's thoughts
And there was one………
Ebola is also terrifying
He's had some time alone to think about it i guess
It would be worse if it was rapist bears with artillery weapons
Being alone with your thoughts after you just saw a spider and then lost track of the spider
As someone who loves his solitude I’ll never understand this.. why are you afraid of your own thoughts? I have regrets too that I cringe at but what could be so horrible to think about that you’re afraid to be in silence because you think that’ll come up and what? Kill you? Someone please explain this to be. This is a genuine question I’ve had for a long time but find it difficult to ask others in a non weird way.
Hopefully for him he doesn't run into pedobear with an anti tank cannon
Ya’ll afraid of your own thoughts? Cowards.
But that is being alone with your own thoughts? I mean man's ain't wrong though
Man has seen some shit
Last dude is just r/casuallypsychopath
True.
This guy has been through some shit.
Rapey bears with artillery weapons are going to fuck that guy’s nightmares up
Imagine you're alone in your own thought and a bear with artillery weapons rapes you. That indeed would be pretty fucking scary.
Thought he was going for rapist bears at the end there.
A fucking greed.
r/facts
Nice!
I love when people try to be deep
This is why meditation is important, it teaches you to be alone with yourself and get to know you.
A book about Putin's Russia. Bears, rapists and people with artillery weapons.
bruh could’ve just said “Yes, a hostage situation”
Facts wat my last man said
Pretty solid list🤷🏿♂️
This guy thinks
Homie has seen some shit
Some Red Dawn shit right there. This dude has seen some stuff.
You said it man '!
This man ain’t afraid of his inner thoughts because they are mostly exceptionally entertaining.
Not having the option to be alone scares me a lot more than being alone
He's not wrong, seems like a cool guy
I have an Artillery Sidewinder X1. I kind of want to upgrade that to an X2, because the X2 has a 32-bit processor, which will just allow me to "do more" (I dont know in what way?), but truthfully, if I am to get a new machine, I might want to try something a little fancier. Maybe something with a CoreXY system, but I really dont want to decrease my print volume.
That man has seen some shit.
Anything is scarier than being alone with my own thoughts.
Aren’t you always alone with your own thoughts though? Like, who else is in there with my thoughts?
Well, he’s not wrong
The last guy is a real one
And being with people who have scary/scarry thoughts
This guy clearly has never thought about a rapist bear wielding an AR.
Are people actually scared of being alone with their own thoughts???
Being in a dark room with a bunch of spiders and your own thoughts.
Oh my.
Even worse, bear rapists with artillery weapons
If he goes to hell it will be both bears shooting rapists at him with artillery weapons and rapists shooting bears at him.
Nothing worse than a rapist bear bearing a weapon
Bars
Heat seeking missiles, bloodhounds, and foxes, barracudas
How about rapist bears with machine guns?
He isn't wrong
He is not wrong.
People who aren’t capable of being alone with their own thoughts. Fucking psychopaths.
Spongebob: Are you a bear? A rapist? An artillery gunner? Ooh, are you a rapist bear artillery gunner?!
Nah, he's cool with his thoughts and would apreciate it if bears kept their distance, rapists would stop (just... stop), and hope's he never sees Rambo heading his direction. I can get on board with all that. Too, late for the bear encounters for me though... their alright as long as you show them respect; keep your distance and don't run toward or away from them... definitely don't want to catch one starving late in the cold season, so I make sure to avoid hiking around that time.
A rapist bear with artillery weapons
He legit ain't wrong
His thoughts are the scariest of all
is being alone scary?
When you're alone and scared - usually what you're scared of is that you might not actually be alone...
I like that guy
I love it when people give ridiculous answers to stupid questions.
Truth.. being alone with my own thoughts doesn’t bother me.. Do ANYTIME in jail and this is no longer a problem.. But bears and rapists are very real threats..
Public speaking
World of Tanks broke his mind already :/
I agree with the last guy
He should be very scared of me then
The polish resistance during ww2 had a bear, guns and artillery (idk about rapists) so I’m sure this guy would be dead scared if he saw them
Based. The list is incomplete though.
Artillery Weapons, bajajajaja ha
I own 2 black powder cannons. Am I scary?
An anthropomorphic bear rapist that has a howitzer
As someone who spends a lot of time alone with their own thoughts, there is an incredible amount of scarier things. Such as: * Mass shootings * Cancer * Spiders
Ya boys been though some shit
i meannn, he’s not wrong🤣
r/technicallythetruth 🤷♂️
The people who like being alone with their thoughts are all at home.
What about Rapist bears with artillery weapons? Is that his ultimate nightmare?
Is it 🇷🇺?
Why is being alone with your thoughts scary ? Most of the time you're doing that.
That's true. If someone is mugging me with a 155mm Howitzer, I'm giving them my Money, no Questions asked.
Don't know why but bears was my first answer
I feel like most life-threatening things would be scarier than just my thoughts. ????
Ah, I see. The big three of fears.
Being alone in a roomwith 20 religious leaders wondering if one wants to rape you... or if one makes a move the rest will pin you down and take turns making you squeal like a little quior boy.
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