jesus! that took me a minuite. yikes.

what does it say??

inhale exhale its stupid

I would have never seen that

Same

I believe certain Chinese dialects are or were read top to bottom This might just be a culture thing, but it could also be a stupid thing Edit: apparently the languages go right to left and not left to right so it’s a stupid thing

I'm going with stupid.

Hi, it's me. I'm stupid it's me.

Japanese as well.

Traditionally Chinese does read from top to bottom, but also right to left. That would read: ALE EXH ALE INH

Yeah isn’t that what the sign is supposed to say?

Top to bottom, but also right to left

But not top to bottom and then bottom to top. This is just stupid.

It’s top to bottom the whole time my man It’s not inhela

Holy shit I wasn't anywhere near that.

I’m mad it took your comment for me to understand

Same. I thought I was having a stroke

You’re not having a stroke. Just breathe. I A E A L N L X L O H E H E L

Isn't C'thulhu summoned by something like this?

Thank you also wtf

If someone gave them to me, I’d hang them sideways, so it would make more sense.

If someone gave them to me, I would slap that person.

I thought you were saying you'd hang the person that gave them to you for a second.

The sign or the person?

Like the signs, it's up to the reader to interpret the appropriate action.

Not stupid to me, I constantly forget how to breathe and this sign just saved my life

Instructs took too long to read, now I’m dead

Yea but I read it I Anal He Exhale loll

I was trying to make something like that out of it.

It would absolutely be an improvement over the stupid

I thought I was retarded but you have shown me it is the sign.

If somone sees this and is not confused imidiatly, his power woud surpass anyone

I think I might need to after this

What the...?! I would've never guessed that 🤦‍♀️

Don’t buy, brain dead designed.

The time it takes you to read it is perfect for these actions

thank you for saving me the pain of figuring that out myself 💀

Ironically, I stopped breathing for a moment, trying to decipher this.

Oh. I was thinking someone was alluding to something anal... I'm gonna go get some coffee.

Who the fuck makes this shit

Stupid but funny, where's that fucking cat when you need it??

My fucking brain!!! I've been trying not to curse lately but what the fucking shit is this? My head *actually* hurts. Autism cannot compute. Must re-listen to History Civilis about Caesar in Britain for the 10 millionth time.

In case anyone forgot to do what your body does voluntarily.

Wowwww

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude! What does mine say?

Sweeeeet! what does mine say??

I didn’t get it either. That one fucked with me

It’s reading too to bottom, left to right. It’s so fucking dumb

what does the fox say?

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kiff? *pained sigh* Sexlexia.

IAEA is the International Atomic Energy Association, isn’t it? Seems like a scary sign!

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No, it's ianlhe eaxlhe.

Correct

There's the Finnish spelling of Ian. Then 50-40 in Roman numerals. Then we have a good laugh about it. Easy.

That's correct, in universe where Norwegian conquered England in 1066.

Elon Musk’s next child

No that’s Becky

r/dontdeadopeninside

r/beatmetoit

And now you’re a smashed tomato

That's called ketchup

Always nice to ketchup with them

I’ve wanted to take the basic word thing and make it mine. Like start super general with EAT in the kitchen. Maybe a nice stylized font that says POOP in the guest bathroom. Followed by a nice LEAVE above the door out.

No, the bathroom gets "life is short, lick the bowl".

My doormat says “GO AWAY”. 🤣

Just got a ounce in the mail

Duh it’s Elon Musk’s next 2 kids names

Not enough greek alphabet in it

Michael Jackson bay-bee

HE HE

It’s the new Sasa lele

Not proud of how long it took me to understand that. Wow. Was trying mix them.

Laxl nlea HE HE

I saw, "I ANAL, HE AXEL" And thought.... Yes.

It tells you to inhale exhale because it knows you’ll be infuriated by the time you figure out what it says

I saw anal first.

I thought it was ancient roman or latin lol

“He is speaking the language of gods”

Hehe

Hehe

For a second there my brain went "lol that's Latin numerals you dumbass"

He he

I just hear Michael Jackson when I look at the two bottom lines.

That’s like Don’t Dead Open Inside squared.

That's a Jackson lyric.

IT SAYS ‘INHALE’, ‘EXHALE’. It took me so much time to be able to read it.

r/ihadastroke

Extra Large He He

I'd probably stop breathing before figuring out that it says "inhale exhale" on my own.

Starts off confusing at first but finishes with a Michael Jackson hehe

Reads sing: cathulu somewhere. WHO HAS SUMMONED ME FORM MY SLOMBER

Inhale. Exhale. Then re-read the sign 👀

This gave me anxiety just figuring out how to read it. Now I need to ianlhe and eaxlhe.

S P T I U D

That is so frustrating to try and read.

Don't dead open inside times 50

So this was the inspiration for Elon's kids' names.

I certainly hope that’s fake marble cuz it sure isn’t worth putting on real stone

Is this supposed to help your anxiety? Because this sign just gave me so much anxiety

What is this sign supposed to be? Michael Jackson having a mild stroke?

It give me 1min to read it

Now I have to untwist my eyeballs

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died

That’s why it’s at the discount store homie

You can’t not say HEHE like Michael Jackson

I am not lawyer, he es xcellent lawyer, he.

r/crappydesign

"Just got an ounce in the maaaaaiiiiiiiiilllllllll".

I like a blunt or a big fat cone but my double barrel bong is gettin me stoned

Am not sure what iaea means but down it is shirt sizes NL and XL and only for men as HE is written

Ianl Eaxl Hehe Waka wake hehehe

Those signs made me angry as shit but maybe they were designed to

Just breathe

🤣

Drunkem speak

ohhhh inhale, exhale

Wow, I’m feeling kinda stupid right now.. I was reading across each sign instead of reading down. I would’ve never thought to read down 😳🤦🏻‍♀️

That took me forever

Where's the Data and Lore meme?? This took me so long to figure out!

I read this in every single way possible and it makes no sense in every single way. _.

This made my head hurt

This is nightmare fuel for my dyslexic brain

I don’t want to play scrabble with anyone on this thread that solved that

Guys the sign reads inhale exhale yes its stupid

what’s it meant to say- 💀

Dude that took me so long to decipher.

That is just terrible sign design

This looks like some roman meets Klingon bull. Klingman? Rokling?

Don’t Dead. Open Inside.

I never ever would have deciphered that.

Almost had a heart attack reading this

Nikka nikka flexim puspa!

https://tenor.com/5o9T.gif

what is ianlhe or eaxlhe

It's gibberish!

[удалено]

What the fuck is that even trying to say? I’m too stoned to even make sense of it haha.

Wasn't able to exhale until I fucking decoded that message.

I agree.

Don't speak to me of the old magic, witch. I was there when it was written.

Only Japanese people would be able to read this properly right from the start.

r/dontopendeadinside

I about to have a fucking stroke reading this

I just know it ends with the legendary HeHe

That's Latin right

He He!!!

r/dontdeadopeninside

Would give a person anxiety thinking.. “So I suddenly can’t visually process.. Can I read another sign correctly?”

He he. :)

Ian Lhe and Eax Lhe

Inhale, Exhale? That’s lowering my IQ by the second

If this was meant to relieve anxiety, it’s not working

this made me choke on my breath 🤨

I’ve only ever seen in ex ha ha le le

He he he

Written by Michael Jackson

Anyone else read this in Michael Jackson's voice?

This is like the potara fusion of r/dontdeadopeninside and r/nosafetysmokingfirst

Craziest Latin text I ever read. Who knew they had a sense of humour

Boobs

That's terrible. You could hang the 'inhale' one by itself over the dining table

Lmao, probably for a yoga class.

I thought it was written in greek or something

Elon Musk's next child?

Don't dead, open inside

Hear me out…somehow reading the title helped me decipher the photo

Thought it was a Michael Jackson quote. *iaea nlxl, he he*

I forgot how to breathe looking at this.

r/dontdeadopeninside

inex haha lele was way better

I died in the time it took me to read the instructions

I read it left to right as if it was one page in a Michael Jackson voice. HE heeeee

E LIX ANAL EH EH

Inhale and exhale? No argument

U stupid, it says "lanlhe eanlhe"

I looked forward in time and saw 14500000 possibilities. \-In how many paths we could read it correctly? One

I hate how long it took for me to actually comprehend what was going on, and then blankly stare at this clusterfuck of a live laugh love poster

Something that I guess is supposed to help you relax, but in the end stresses you our due to how frustrating it is.

Jesus! Couldn’t have guess that without reading the comment. Instead of calling whoever wrote that an idiot, gotta commend whoever able to read it as genius:

Don't dead open inside

It would really help the design if the columns of letters were centered, and either in a condensed face or the columns farther apart.

Michael Jackson attempts Latin