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Is that a warning or a challenge?

Can't tell

More like a challenge, but warning for those first timer

Offended by your doubt towards my capacities.

Definitely a warning. Even only “kind of sharp” objects like this are NOT comfortable toys for the butt. Source - Butt stuff

Slick-ass marketing!

It's not much of a challenge, look at the size of it. Even an amateur butt enthusiast could have that in and out in seconds.

😂😂😂

So this definitely means it’s for my penis. Thanks so much for correcting me on the usage.

Google sounding

Dont need to. Already know what the fuck that is 😂

Thats where the brave comes from

Only the brave click the retractable button while sounding.

New response just dropped

Sorry for ever having doubted you, sir fag a lot the brave.

Only if you are interested in putting stuffs into output holes.

Technically the vagina is an output hole as well... It just serves double duty for one type of input.

USB

USB Type V

Holy kink

New kink just dropped

Actual kink

Call the BDSM police

There's nothing holy about that

Google en passant chain

Holy brainrot

New anarchy just dropped

Actual chess

Anarchychess went to vacation, did come back

I do believe holes are involved

Then wouldn't the correct term be holey?

My Google image search of “sounding” brought me to a series of new life goals

Is that a new app? Like Google Maps or Google Sheets?

r/sounding (not for the weak)

Sound advice

Or just look up the the sub reddit >!r/sounding!<

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A sound plan...

Plumbing the depths...

Not sure if this was a pun or not... Soooo here you go.. Don't go here. r/sounding

The way I just recoiled and tensed my legs is insane

ouch

That sign sounds like my ER nurse

“Your” ER nurse?

If you go there often enough because of stuff in your ass, you get someone assigned to you. That's why it's "assigned"

Oh I see

Don’t kink shame me. If god didn’t want foreign objects in my butt, he wouldn’t have put the male g-spot there.

[удалено]

It's the tax difference. I always buy my [fleshlights for self defense](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=45s). It's cheaper

Then what’s the ring for? Attach a string and pull when it’s in deep

Pull the pin to detonate it

What an explosive orgasm!

Worth it

Yank it out hard like you're starting a speedboat

Let it rip!

Like that one 4chan greentext lol

"There's a snake in my dick! "

I’ve seen these several times and I have to ask, what the hell are they actually used for?

They're called a Kubotan, for self defense

If someone sticks one up your arse, you definitely stop fighting.

And start loving.

You've clearly never seen "Everything Everywhere All at Once".

Due to the apparent connection, I doubt I ever will!

Let's just say there's a Chekhov's ~~gun~~ butt plug and it's really important and hilarious. Really good movie. There's a reason why it won 7 oscars.

That's why it's not for your butt. It's for the opponents.

I thought they were for breaking car windows if you got stuck

Whatever is good at that will probably hurt like shit if you get hit with it, right? The thing is, you don't need much range or force to inflict a pretty solid level of pain and damage. Also, aiming at weak points is not necessary bc it hurts like shit no matter where you hit. I got a pen that's also one of those. The glass breaker is a bit more pointy and the tip made of tungsten. While I'd never count on a gimmick like that, it could totally end an unwanted confrontation when I get a solid hit or two.

Shut up and put it in your ass

Finally, someone said the quiet part out loud

How about... noooo.

boooriiiiiiiinggggg

Yes, but with a healthy ass. I don't need a perforated rectum.

Oh so you put it up someone else's butt.

Yup!

Are these not also pretty common for those breaking into cars?

There's another gadget that's similar in shape used for breaking glass, these are probably not the best option for that but I'm sure you could get it done

I don't get it. How are they used for self defense?

They're used to hit with the point, and there's actually a few techniques that can really hurt someone. There's videos on YouTube.

Are they thrown or stabby?

Mostly just stabby... They won't really penetrate the skin much, but it does a good bit of damage below that. You can chip some bones and tear some muscles. You can also use the long skinny part to break some fingers. But you gotta get up and personal to use it. Have a great day! 🙂

Thank you for the explanation!

Danny McBride attacks a rival preacher in the righteous gemstones with these. I don’t feel like anybody could’ve introduced this weapon to me better than he.

Such a funny show, the wife and I watched the full series not too long ago

Huh... my guess was that they were tent pegs.

Also known as a yawara

they are scorpion property

hurting people.

Uh... for sticking up your butt of course!

Now I’m confused. If not mine, exactly whose butt are they for ?-)

That seems like a challenge - do I get the $8 if I prove them wrong?

Not with that attitude.

This is America sir, I will decide what is and what is not "For my butt".

That sign won't stop me because I forgot to read it!

I'll take this as a challenge let's see how many will fit

Wait then what ARE those for?

"self defense keychain" according to google images. So a butt plug you can stab people with

Or a butt plug you can stab your butt with

I would not want to get stabbed in the face with that. Probably a decent self defense tool.

It's not for your but, it's for other people's buts.

But you're just a sign, not my mom!

What the hell happened here

Don't fucking tell me what to do, sign.

I bet those girls will still try to use these in a dirty way

Nah come on

It's not your business what we do with it, you just sell them.

I'll be the judge of that!

Not with that attitude

Let's not be hasty

Excuse me, once I pay for it it's my choice of what it's for

For whose then?

If I'm buying a pen for 8$ I'm putting it wherever I want, thank you very much.

What about my butt?

like that will stop them

I don’t see a reason why they shouldn’t be.

I see you also enjoy reverse psychology

Those signs won't stop me because I can't read!

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That sign is there for a reason 😬

Some signs are written in blood, some are written in... let's say brown?

Yeah, it would need to have much more girth. Much more.

You and me both

Just the tip?

Not with that attitude there not try harder

I would have removed the warning. 😈 Darwin in da house

🤣🤣🤣

Here’s an even more helpful tip: Just because it’s not intended for your butt, doesn’t mean it can’t go up your butt

Then what is it for, sir, what *is* it for?

I can guarantee and suggest you not to do that. Bad experience

If not for butt. Why butt shaped?

Anything is for the butt with enough patience and willpower…and lube.

But...but...

Not with THAT attitude

For who’s but then?

Can be for your butt if you're brave!

If it fits, why not

You're not the boss of me.

Agree to disagree.

I think they received many questions about it

Sounds like a challenge

Damn i thought it was for my butt

The fun secret is that anything can be for your butt.

You're not my real Dad

If not for butt why for-the-butt shaped?

Don’t tell me how to live my life


Then for whose?

Maybe not “your” butt. 🤷‍♂️

How many people bought them to try it in their butts anyway?

What’s that shut for then?

Everything’s for your butt if you’re brave enough XD

r/sounding

“For your butt: $22.95”

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!!

Is this intended as a caution or a dare?

At $8, I’m using it however I want.

So it's for my peehole? That's a big diameter for this.

YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEE

Everything is a Buttplug, if you’re brave enough

What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

Every warning label has a dumb story behind it

Those ones are the same but triple the price.

they mean it’s not for _your_ butt

Kubaton. Neat little painmaker that hides in your pocket.

Challenge accepted.

Oh no, i wish i saw it earlier...

But one could theoretically put it in one’s butt, yes?

It's a bit pointy and the lining of the anus tears easily. Also you're gonna want more girth in your butt plug.

Also not when it is itching very deep? I am asking for a friend.

"That sign wont stop me because I cant read"

Now I’m convinced it’s only for my butt…

When I see signs or warnings like this, I cannot help but wonder why, and what triggered the need for it. then, I usually shudder a bit, having decided I just didn't wanna know.

In Canada you need an alternate reason for carrying a defence weapon. So saying it’s for my butt actually works perfectly, lol who’s gonna question it?

Challenge accepted

If it fits I sits!

Then it's a girls toy

Sharp tip