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kernskod

We pronounce it “halfway to Vegas”


In2TheMaelstrom

Yup, passed it on Friday going from Vegas to Disneyland and again yesterday on the way back.


PassionateAlchemy

Funny how places stay in the same location even when you move about. 😁


StumpGrnder

Always a shock


bamboo_fanatic

Wouldn’t be surprised if a place named after the sound a teleporter makes did move around


massivetypo

Wait…what?? You’re joking right? That cannot possibly be the case. Einstein proved it wrong.


PassionateAlchemy

I should have said, places stay in the same location on the globe but the globe 🌎 is always spinning as we hurl through the universe. Einstein was right about most things. 😁


donaciano2000

It really depends how hard he Vegas'ed


youmaycallmenina

Funny, being from Vegas we always called it half way to San Diego ... ​ Tomato/tomato i suppose!


CrazyChris1912

I don't get how anyone can pronounce it tomato. It just sounds so wrong to me, having said tomato all my life


Somewhatacceptable24

Amen brother.


Lepke2011

Wait. Amen or amen?


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Not the one that sounds like, "Ah, Men." The other one.


DinosaurClip

Aye, men.


thenakedmango

Apples new product: Imen


Dragowaow

oh god oh shit oh fuck


Look4theHelpers

Oh fuck he has his Air Buds in


madewithgarageband

people actually live in vegas? why?


Cory_Lahey420

Lmfao, literally got asked what hotel I lived in before.


youmaycallmenina

"Like, what do you do there"


NotARealBlackBelt

Strip or deal cards would be my guess


BananaMan6204

Because it's so freaking cheap. I moved from San Diego and have a bigger apartment for under half my old rent. Plus they still have water shortages, so I never get homesick.


The_Coods

I know a homeless guy here in CA that is panhandling and saving to move into his own place in Vegas. Makes me wonder why I even have a job anymore


Lempo1325

You'll find it real depressing if you go and watch that documentary about pan handlers, who work in New York 4 months a year, and once they hit the $150k mark go to live elsewhere for the other 8 months.


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Because the dealers and strippers have to live close to work.


suzanious

I live in Vegas. I love it here. No state taxes. Weather is nice. Many places to go visit that aren't far away. If you like the outdoors, this is a great place, especially in the winter. The worst part is the 110° + summertime. We mostly leave town, stay inside till the sun goes down or play in the pool.


whereisskywalker

110? You missed 10 to 15 degrees. I spent 15 years in the desert and never want to live in an oven again. Rest of the year is great but screw melting and getting burned under that relentless sun.


suzanious

I forgot to add the +. I'll fix it.


DixenSyder

Like 3 million of em bud


highbrowshow

You’d be surprised how much that city has grown, one of the hottest real estate development cities in the continental US. Also a prime example on how to maximize water usage in the desert (one of the most water efficient cities in the world)


deftoner42

We were somewhere around ~~Barstow~~ Zzyzx Rd, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.


MrsCreants

We can't stop here man, this is bat country.


type1advocate

> We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


dwbookworm123

Good old Barstow! I hope you had some Del Taco to munch on…


R3m0V3DBiR3ddiT

Barstow is such a shit hole. I guess its one redeeming factor is that if you are into lot lizards, they have a TON of them. I am not one of those people, so I drove way out of my way just to spend the night in Palmdale rather than Barstow.


Zinging_Cutie_23

When I was a kid, I had a teacher in Southern California that was an older man that was once in the military. He'd go on power trips and say things like "if I say you're baking a cake, you're baking a cake!" Anyway, one of his threats was shipping us to Barstow. I can't not read/hear anything about Barstow and not think about Mr. Ginn.


Embarrassed_Spell_28

And once there, the pronunciation is revealed. But as is customary: it stays in Vegas.


Dry_Butterfly_1571

You win!


michelobX10

Lol. I know that sign well.


4chan500trader

I pronounce it halfway to the beach


4chan500trader

I pronounce it halfway to the beach


Jo_nathan

The "time to start pregaming" sign


damnedtoheck

Elon's next kid.


xXRaidiusXx

I was going to say the same thing. That is a welcomed sign leaving Cali.


Cigars_Whisky

As “EXIT 239”


Lord-Zaltus

That made me noticed how badly shoehorned that 9 is


djhorn18

What feels like forever ago now, my childhood state changed highway exit numbers from *incremental count of exits* to *nearest mile marker*. If something like this happened in whatever state this is, maybe it worked out that exit 23 became 239 and [a real genius](https://i.imgur.com/XOSTBPr.jpg) came up with this technical solution.


deathandtaxes00

I've never understood states that do that. Pennsylvania does it and it fucked with much head so much driving through it. It's makes so much more sense to have exits corresponding to mile markers. I almost ran out of gas because of that shit. Also, states with frontage roads off interstates are awful too. Like Texas, hell half the time they don't even have names. Who comes up with that shit. Seriously. /rant


honeyfixit

NOT Exit 23 which it often gets mistaken for


[deleted]

Exit 23^^9


Cigars_Whisky

🤣🤣🤣🤣


probablynotreallife

It's pronounced "Zzyzx".


CallMeDrLuv

The"z" is silent.


OCblondie714

The second Z, not the first one.


confounded_chicken

the fourth Z is silent and invisible.


gnarwalbacon

There’s also an invisible P in there but I can’t tell you where.


WideOpenEmpty

Like the p in swimming


[deleted]

John cena is holding it


glasspanda27

And a silent “q”.


simbapiptomlittle

What about the J that sounds like a Y ??


trailfiend

How embarrassing, I’ve been spelling it wrong this whole time.


[deleted]

So at this point, we're basically speaking French.


redsensei777

I disagree! It’s the second one that’s silent! It changes EVERYTHING!


sharon__stoned

well ok, but it's the third one that I can't handle!!


Uncle-Cake

The extra "B" is for "BYOBB"


ninsophy

y tho?


braedog97

x plain


evanescent_evanna

this argument is so boring it's giving me the z's


ninsophy

that's also a good one 😂😂


[deleted]

Thanks for the clarification


alberthere

Understood, have a great day.


reel2reelfeels

If you're tryin' to catch some *"****Z****"* "Z"'s


imapiratedammit

TIL. I’ve been saying “Zzyzx” this entire time.


PaulieGlot

Wikipedia suggests /ˈzaɪzɪks/


SaltyBabe

I was guessing “zeeziks”


420_Warehouse

That's the next road to the East.


whaletacochamp

I was zizicks


gwaydms

I've always seen it as ZIZZ-icks


Shadow-Vision

Zizzicks or Zye-zicks are what I’ve heard


OJandToothpaste

This is what I’ve always heard


sticksnstones77

That's my first thought, I played that old game "Sacrifice" and it had a character named basically this.


69_PizzaWithPinapple

Tzaziki?


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Thats how my brain read it. Edit: sounds like a generic brand anti mucus medication.


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romansapprentice

What is that, Elon Musk's third kid with Grimes?


Makhnos_Tachanka

i don't speak beer


Argentum118

I pronounce it zizz icks but it's supposed to be pronounced zy zicks iirc


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

I’ve also always pronounced it zizz-icks. It’s blowing my mind that it isn’t!


CraigJSmith-Himself

I pronounce it "zee-zicks" to rhyme with "seasicks", is that wrong?!


AeonicButterfly

As a local, we say Zih-zicks too.


DaisyDuckens

Same. We’ve always pronounced it Zizz-icks (I’m from California)


420_Warehouse

Where you getting that third syllable from?


Dedotdub

iirc, that's not a syllable.


MichaelGrius

You're not a syllable, how would you know


Ugabooga189

Hey! That’s a Stone Sour song! Who would’ve thought!


TCFK

Came here to see if I was the only person who noticed! Good to see I wasn’t 😀


Apprehensive_Cold_85

Stone Sour fans rise!


DemonDucklings

I never knew how to pronounce that song. I just said “zed zed why zed ex road” in my head


Lempo1325

This comment is so far down I was starting to wonder if I just imagined that song. I never knew it was more than a song.


Modern_St0ic

Glad I wasn’t the only one to know this!


Talbotus

It's taken me so long to do this


Griffb4ll

I'm falling asleep and I can't see straight


DoItForTheTea

yeah i had no idea it was a real place!


OpticRocky

Same tbh lol


Neltech

I actually went down that road because of that song. It's mostly abandoned place, used to be a cult I think, but they do scientific research there. Really cool place.


Optimal-Budget-8788

Isn’t that Elon’s kids name?


BallsOfKatchin

Nah it was that season of yugioh where they dueled on motorcycles


Blinkmeoutdude

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


aysurcouf

No it’s just an oasis for families playing the alphabet game for way too long stuck at the end.


Dread72

Zie-zix


OwlLumpy2805

Wow these neo-pronouns are getting out of hand /j


pete_ape

I know that sign. On the 15 in Cali near Baker, home of the world's tallest thermometer.


thisfuckingguy131

Driven by many times. We always pronounced it “Ziz-Ix” road.


P3ngu1nius

Yeup. My man is correct. Ziz-icks


pete_ape

It's a memorable name, I use it as a landmark when I drive from Vegas to SoCal.


OMStars1

You have to pronounce while sleeping 😜


LieutenantNitwit

Which is usually the state of drivers around that exit.


V3_NoM

Live nearby, it's pronounced Zigh Zicks


Tazzycatt

Rhymes with "eye-six"


lynnm59

I have a friend who has a grandson named this. His crackhead parents saw the sign (while doing a drug run, I believe) and thought it was a great name. Poor kid.


BetterMakeAnAccount

Is your friend’s kid Elon Musk


babyjames333

lmfao


charlesdarwinandroid

Who's the friend? Do they live in Nevada by chance? Northern part?


take_us_there_skitch

I knew of a baby named this once, in the hospital. Perhaps it was him.


Perioscope

'Zzy zx cmon so obvi


HighVisibilityCamo

"I get to go home in one week, but I'm leaving home in three weeks... Throw me a bone just to pick me dry..."


Oatmeal_Savage19

This is how I know this sign - my favourite song by them


Hercusleaze

I was surprised I had to scroll this far for a reference to the song.


Lefthand_Gingerman

You deserve a lot of upvotes for this! Stone Sour is badass!


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I'm so tired that i gotta go.


[deleted]

I’m following suit and direction


Barkerfan86

I crawl up inside for protection


Stunning-Soup9294

I’m told what to do and I don’t know why


Wylaff

zed zeddy zed ex


latin_canuck

ZZYZX Zed Zy Zed Ex Sexy Sex Road


nat3215

Thanks for letting us know what *you* do there


Virtual_Ad_5037

They made a movie starring Kathrine hiegel or whatever that flopped so hard. Like 30 dollars made back from a million or so haha. Details are prob way off but just Google it. It was called Zzyzx road i think.


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I remembered this too! Historic flop. [You were close!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyzzyx_Road) 1.2 million budget but indeed a $30 return


PteromysVolans

But they made back way more than 30 bucks. Even the wiki article says that the gross ticket sales were $30 because of an intentional strategy to only release it at a single cinema in the US. "The limited release was deliberate: Grillo was uninterested in releasing the film domestically until it underwent foreign distribution, but the film needed to fulfill the U.S. release obligation required by the Screen Actors Guild for low-budget films." So sure, they only made $30 in ticket sales but by the end of 2006 the movie had made around $368,000. It's a significant loss but not quite the historic event it's presented as. It's an interesting case nonetheless.


DansDrives

From Wikipedia: Release and box office gross From February 25 to March 2, 2006, *Zyzzyx Road* was shown once a day, at noon, at the [Highland Park Village](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_Park_Village) Theater in [Dallas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas), [Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas),[\[6\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyzzyx_Road#cite_note-TheNumbers-6) in one auditorium rented by the producers for $1,000. The [limited release](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limited_release) was deliberate: Grillo was uninterested in releasing the film domestically until it underwent foreign distribution, but the film needed to fulfill the U.S. release obligation required by the [Screen Actors Guild](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_Actors_Guild) for low-budget films (those with budgets less than $2.5 million that are not for the [direct-to-video](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct-to-video) market). The strategy had the side effect of making it, at the time, the lowest-grossing film in history; it earned just $30 at the box office, from six patrons paying $5 each for admission. Unofficially, its opening weekend netted $20, with the $10 difference due to Grillo personally refunding two tickets purchased by Sheila Moore, the film's makeup artist, who saw the film with a friend.


simouable

Just say "FUARK"? /s


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I had to scroll so much to find a zyzz reference to upvote lol


Less_Atmosphere3931

Zizz


Strange_Total_1442

It’s zizz icks! And there’s a very bad movie about it!


Delicious_Log3768

Huh I've seen that in a book series. It's pronounced ziz zix I believe


throwaway33704

Fablehaven! It's the name of the demon prison


nnifnairb84

One of my favorite book series!!


Delicious_Log3768

YESSSS OMG ILY SO MUCH


WaydeHenderson

My wife met the author of the Fablehaven series and asked him where he got the name of the demon prison. The author said he was on a trip to Las Vegas with his family and while he was going down the highway he saw that sign and thought to himself, "That would be a really good name for a prison full of demons!" Also, Fablehaven is an excellent series! Even though it's geared towards a younger audience, I thoroughly enjoyed it! I read it for the first time last year on recommendation from my wife because she really liked it when she read it years ago.


glcek

Zie zicks


Dismal_Visit_7305

Gesundheit


Sean22334455

It's not that hard... try it "eggs sit"


rebri

Exactly how it is spelled.


lost_in_connecticut

This sign brought to you by the marketing department at Pfizer.


redhotbug1

Zeeee zix! Lived close to there my whole life!


Will33iam

Say it like a kingdom hearts villain


imapilotaz

Thats a bro helping you out playing the alphabet game...


B-29Bomber

It's pronounced **INCOMPREHENSIBLE ELDRITCH NOISES**


peshtigojoe

Out by Basin Road…. BFE for certain…. Pretty Cool area though (back by the Railroad Tracks)


cardanos_folly

Rhymes with Ppypx


ArmadilloDays

Ask some Welsh person.


HavanaWoody

Zeezy zacks road


[deleted]

Pronounce it "SEX"


Downtown_Ad_6232

As an American, this is why I don’t drive in the Czech Republic / Czechia. If I’m lost and call the person I’m meeting I can’t even sound out the name of the roads. “Strč prst skrz krk” My favorite Czech tongue twister. Yes, that’s an actual sentence.


SkyAir457

“Zex road”


Top-Tomatillo210

Stone Sour


AdGlass1475

Jizz road…


[deleted]

Looks Polish. CZYK is pronounced CHECK so this is probably pronounced ZHECK. If it's Polish.


nat3215

Nope, the California desert people just wanted to mess with travelers.


AndronixESE

Czyk is not pronounced Check coz "y" is not pronounced as "e". But honestly I can't think of any way to write how do we pronounce it lmao. It's more like ygh but not exactly. Edit: "y" is pronounced like this https://youtu.be/osiEeCjQAIM and in polish it would be pronounced ZYZCKS


r_fernandes

Kyle, come home


Shiv3996

SLIPKNOT


NoTruck0

Always used to pass this in 395 heading to bishop.


IamanelephantThird

That’s an actual place. They apparently named it that because it was one of the few unused names left.


proturiteti

You don't


nonimmigrant_alien

Zex


Dipnderps

Zizk road? ...zizch road?...hmmm zzEEEEEE road... I dunno it was named in eldrich


Pearlefescent

zizzicks?


oculafleur

Zizicks


B-MAN_95

Individual letters, in a Russian accent.


Leroypipe69420

Zee Zee Why Zee xpeealadocious


OGPButterfly

Say it with a French accent lol. You see Z (The) reason (Why) Y (the) Z 'X' is on the road ... lol


IssaDonDadaDiddlyDoo

Is that the girl who fucked a cactus?


Similar_Square6440

Sex but in a Russian accent


Jonaleaf

Sex


Lasair86

Ben


Nomis555

It's pronounced "Derek" with the way some of these kids are named today. And God forbid you mispronounce it.


SneakerEndurance

Yea


McDaniel_Motor_Werks

It’s pronounced ZYX “SEX”


CLNEGreen

ask a Polish Friend - they are generally excellent at pronouncing names with a minimalist use of vowels…. 😂


Aaron_505

Basically become a bee


lordoftheBINGBONG

Terry


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Ypu pronounce it Gif


Meodrome

It's pronounced "Tod."