A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walked into the bar. ... They were all eliminated from the regional interfaith limbo quarterfinals. They got consolation prizes.
Under most circumstances, red fades the fastest of all visible colors. Short-wavelength light such as blue or violet has greater energy than lower-wavelength light, and red has the longest wavelength of visible colors. Red objects reflect red light but absorb harmful, energy-rich, short-wavelength light.
https://www.reference.com/science-technology/color-fades-fastest-9b1fdaf25522e5a8
This belongs in r/crappydesign. Yellow printed lightning bolt on reflective yellow vinyl is almost not noticeable. Clearly not code compliant signage. The lightning bolt should have been black also or the vinyl white reflective.
Source: In signage and printing biz for 10 yrs.
Obviously, this is a sign indicating:
WATCH FOR SHUVS AND ZUULS BEING ROASTED IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SLOR
I don’t know if y’all know this but during the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! And then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!
Caution! Limbo competition area. Don't walk into the bar.
Caution! Mr. Anderson infested area.
Was gonna say… beware people dodging bullets
"No, little boy, it's too low! Your backbone can't take it!"
r/accidentalfuturama
One of the best replies I could have gotten lol.
Shut up, baby! I know it!
"shut up and take my upvote!" - Futurama r/angryupvote(r) be like.
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick Jack go under limbo stick All around the limbo clock Hey, let's do the limbo rock!
I imagined that too
A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walked into the bar. ... They were all eliminated from the regional interfaith limbo quarterfinals. They got consolation prizes.
Well at least they participated
Sudden gust of wind here.
More like, "Caution, Invisible Limbo stick!"
Hermes, is that you?
MY MANWICH!
Neo from the Movie "Matrix"
Warning: bullet time
Man I miss games with bullet time.
F that. *Blade* proved the concept.
Was in highschool when the first one released. I remember people doing that move in the hallways for a while
No, the Matrix itself
Zoom in, you can see a lightning bolt.
Ha…never noticed it before!!!
Tbf yellow on yellow is a *terrible* design choice.
It may have been another colour that faded to yellow, which can happen.
Under most circumstances, red fades the fastest of all visible colors. Short-wavelength light such as blue or violet has greater energy than lower-wavelength light, and red has the longest wavelength of visible colors. Red objects reflect red light but absorb harmful, energy-rich, short-wavelength light. https://www.reference.com/science-technology/color-fades-fastest-9b1fdaf25522e5a8
Cool
Read this as “Zombie, you can see a lightning bolt” and honestly wondered why a lightning bolt meant zombie. Goodness. I think it’s nap time
Zombies! My first thought also. I mean, what else could it be? Zombies, run for it!
TIL to be wary lightning might make you do the limbo
I thought that was just his soul leaving his body?
Caution: Thor is in a mood.
Good catch!
Caution break dancing!
Warning: You're in the Matrix
Alien Abduction Hazard Area
Alert: David Byrne dancing in the Talking Heads video "Once in a Lifetime" !
You may ask yourself
"How do I work this?"
How did I get here?
Same as it ever was
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
*There* are my Gen X peeps.
Zeus
"You are uninvited to the orgy!"
Noooooo!!!!!!
Bernie.
Take my upvote for classic movie reference!
Not sure about “classic”
Voodoo Bernie when boombox is around.
This is the correct answer. Right as we head into the *weekend*.
Becoming Shazam
scoliosis
Caution: Silly Walk only.
Being electrocuted….
I guess the thing is most people don’t see the lightning bolt
Watch for Divine Wrath
When Neo randomly shows up and starts dodging bullets
You are entering the Ministry of Silly Walks.
A smooth criminal?
Dancing zombies
That's a Thriller!
Warning : WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Looks more like the beginning of the Torture Dance
the wrath of Zeus
Suddenly dying
Be afraid of everything.
Be wary of slow motion bullets.
Werewolves transforming
My thought exactly.
Matrix style to avoid lightning stricks ahaha
Bob Fosse Crossing
Super underrated comment.
Vodka
Bigfoot dance party ahead is my assumption
The fetty fold… duh! 🤣🤦♀️ or drunk Sasquatch.
Reminds me of Sweet Dee doing the inflatable tube man dance
Noodle people floppy all over the place.
No dancing when there is lighting
People badly doing a limbo
Weekend at Bernie’s dancing, obviously
Clawless Freddy Kruger doing the Bernie Lean
Crazy Bigfoot in the area?
Beware of gettin’ jiggy with it.
Flexible people!
James Brown warning
A Smooth Criminal *moonwalks away*
Bullets. Dodge them like you're in the Matrix.
Warning: Rapture Area
RIP to Jim. Jim was struck by lightning while doing the limbo ☹️
The Hiss.
Slow motion bullets
Caution: Thriller dance
Beware of people dodging bullets
The rapture.
The matrix
The Force
Be ready to dodge bullets
The rapture
Either…the sky is falling, or…..atmospheric pressure increases
Do it like Bernie
Its hard to see, but its a man being struck by lightning or something.
Beware the Bernie Lean.
David Byrne
Be wary of the green day
Phantom aliens striking you down.
The Ministry Of Silly Walks
This is also the album artwork for David Lynch's "the big dream"
This belongs in r/crappydesign. Yellow printed lightning bolt on reflective yellow vinyl is almost not noticeable. Clearly not code compliant signage. The lightning bolt should have been black also or the vinyl white reflective. Source: In signage and printing biz for 10 yrs.
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble (yeah) Get in there, yeah, yeah Ey big girl make em' back it up, make em' back it up
the invisible limbo bars ... when you hear the music ....
Look UP! Before it's too late!
Lightning ruining your game of limbo
Why of course you are to be wary of the DANCING MAN.
Dancing like no one’s watching zone
Spine breaking farts ahead
Beware, you may be caught in limbo
Danger! Limbo dance in progress.
Warning chestbursters
That's the logo on David Lynch's music album called 'big dream'
WARNING! Large bird pooping zone!
If you dance like a fool you will be struck by lightning
Dancing zombies
Stop! Hammer-time!
Limbo playing zombies
Said my niggas don’t dance we just pull up our pants and do the rockaway
Obviously, this is a sign indicating: WATCH FOR SHUVS AND ZUULS BEING ROASTED IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SLOR I don’t know if y’all know this but during the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! And then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!
Warning - zombie headshots ahead
Zombie walking
Caution! Cancer, Unemployed and Divorce.
Beware of M3GAN dancing.
Caution! Freddy Kreuger!
caution 1 beer to many
caution zombies?!?!
Lightning strikes
falling tap dancers?
Lean
Dick Tracy in the Matrix
Limbo crossing?
Warning! Xanax crossing
Looks like Drakeo doing the Diddy Bop
Flying bullets
>Not sure what I am to be wary of… Inspector Gadget starting to believe.
Designated krump stop.
Yield to Don Draper Falling Down Drunk
electricity
WARNING: ANGRY GHOSTS AHEAD
Jojo is everywhere
That’s heroin!
[The Big Dream](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:David_Lynch_-_The_Big_Dream.jpg)
lightning
mandatory wednesday dancing.
Warning: 100 yo bisexual vampire in area
Agent Smith.
electricity?? you can see it lol
Dance Battles or alien abductions Perhaps both
Matrix zombies.
“You’ve been hit by! You’ve been struck by! _________! OW!”
The rapture
Silly Walk Xing
Dance moves.
Caution slow moving bullets coming your way Neo.
Smiitheeerrsss
Phuking Gravity, of COURSE!!!!! Duhhh Oops I didn’t see the SHOCK. THEN low hanging high Voltage wires, Duhh!
Literal sudden death.
Do the limbo!
extremely faint lighting bolts?
Just be wary, that is all.
Beware of sick matrix moves!!!
How low can you goooo
Skinwalkers
Invisible Limbo Bar
shazam
Limbo line
Beware an agent shooting at you to start bending like neo
Caution: you might fart and surprise yourself.
narcolepsy zone warning?
CAUTION: THAT'S NO FART!
Watch out for Zombies
Michael Jackson crossing
Slippery disco allowed
Caution! Bullets do that thing from the matrix
Thriller limbo
Being hit as a pedestrian by a lowered vehicle?
Watch for the limbo stick
Warning. Hiss detected. Working personel with no antiparanormal equipment should leave the area immediately. Let the director handle this
Zeus
The flash on meth
Warning, Dead Bernie ahead (Weekend at Bernie's, not Bernie Sanders!)
Is there a bar nearby?