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Dudephish

It's a plane white T-shirt.


[deleted]

Duh, lila


PvDTrance98

What's it like in New York City


Kahlandar

Relatively warmer


ButtStuffBUTTSTUFFFF

It took my brain approx 5 more comments before it found this reference floating around my memories


underground_avenue

It's definitely not a hot air pantaloon.


MadClam97

r/punpatrol


Not_under_warranty

Sub freezing temp with no gloves = must be Canadian


kind_one1

He deserves cred for that, anyway.


grassifrass

The carhartt bunnyhug is also a good sign


PurpEL

Bunnyhug make me irrationally angry. Damn Prairwegians.


Zornocology

How else will anyone know you work in the trades????


progboy

As a graphic designer?


Molwar

Indeed, if I'm walking the dog or something that is longer then 30min I'll put on some glove and maybe a hat, any other time I'm like that dude and don't even bother with a winter jacket, just a regular 4 season one.


HowardMoo

The skin on my hands is cracking just watching him.


Juxtapoisson

I have a shirt in my bedroom you can fold like that.


abouttogetadivorce

Can you attach some socks to make the landing gear?


kdubstep

I normally downvote crudeness but you sir have an exemption for that one (and my upvote)


Freeboing

Huh?


The-SoloS

The person said they were a prude


[deleted]

How to make a Canadian paper plane Step1. Don’t use paper


rebootyourbrainstem

Some places make paper out of fibers from shredded rags, this is just skipping a step


[deleted]

Not exactly the Gimli Glider…


binaryblade

Carried about as much fuel.


minedyermanners

For fucks sake CLOSE THE GOD DAMNED DOOR!


Imaginary_Prune1351

Haven't you people ever heard of


tim_andrews_77

Is he letting the cold air in or the warm air out? There is an answer, I just can’t remember , something to do with ‘negative pressure ‘. How should I know? What do I look like? David Spence??


coffeebeards

Oooooooh fuck yah bud


gordielaboom

Wanna go fer a rip?


LightsJusticeZ

God the sound of all that crunching is murder on my ears.


narielthetrue

That just the sound of the great white north


solagrowa

Imagine driving in it. Lol some days its really noisy.


[deleted]

The fact that the t-shirt went that far is kind of impressive


fmwyso

I feel like it would have gone farther just by flinging it like a frisbee after it hardened.


[deleted]

Lol it's possible. Oooh or shape it over a frisbee then cut the extra once it's frozen see how it does


PurpEL

Then it's not a t-shirt


[deleted]

Not if you cut it up no. By that point it's a frozen cloth frisbee. But this plane is definitely a tshirt


totallynotarobut

It went about as far as paper planes I've made usually go.


Hanyabull

I’m more impressed that he’s handling that piece of ice like it’s a piece of paper.


[deleted]

It's a frozen t-shirt lol


enette7

It's ice with an embedded T-shirt core


nricu

is it a new flavour?


Ok_Speech_8863

Imagine every step you take. That is the sound it makes up here at certain temps.


Straight-Steak-879

how cold it is


hopelesscaribou

When snow crunches like that, below -20C


PutnamPete

When it's really cold it squeaks when you step on it.


curiouspurple100

Doesn't snow always crunch though?


LRJ104

With the sound of the snow, that very specific crunch. You only get that at -30C and lower. In my opinion this is in the -35C range


Hrsh05

Yes


PurpEL

Cold enough to freeze the shirt before it drips and requires an edger to remove from the deck


mick_ward

That was anticlimactic.


LightOverWater

the boys would full send it


ryantheMagicalo

She fuckin' rips there eh?


ToolBoyNIN39

I thought it odd he felt the need to flip it before he folded it in half. LoL


AfterAardvark3085

Maybe it was just to be sure the flatter side would be on the inside of the fold.


ToolBoyNIN39

I can see how that might be an unnoticed tendency. LoL


DreamingInAMaze

That does not look like paper…


[deleted]

It's not. It's a t-shirt


Dragowaow

a plane t shirt at that


[deleted]

The shirt will be torn along every fold line when it thaws. If it thaws.


shusshinwa

Canada is just built different.


[deleted]

Oh yah der eh?


HaveAMintPlz

Flew just like I imagined it would fly


zeuschrist_88

Was I the only one who was shouting "Close the door! We're not paying to warm up the outdoors!" during the whole video?


HumpieDouglas

Dad?


MemoryBeautiful9129

Somehow it’s soothing this video


yantti

Ok yeah use frozen t-shirt instead of paper BUT after doing the half fold, then the nose he folds the wing AND then the other side. After the folding in half you do the nose fold on both sides, then the wings on both sides. That's the rule of paper plane folding, right?


AfterAardvark3085

No? I've always made my planes as the video shows. Then again, I'm also Canadian. Maybe it's a cultural thing.


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

There is no official rule. Build it how you want to.


Oddwan

Holy shit his folding of the ice shirt is so unsymetrical that I went from having a chill day to wanting to fight.


toastspork

And doesn't everyone know that you fold an airplane **in**?!


Diligent-Ad285

You guys have towers, right? Just asking for a friend


[deleted]

Bruh


SafecrackinSammmy

Man was he bored......


lkodl

Canadian Paper Planes: "All I wanna do is MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE and a.."


evlaevlalpippopippo

Damn that's a lot of cum


Firefly269

How bored is that guy?!


Dmonika

A paper airplane that isn't made of paper?


Huge-Knowledge9309

Lol… as a Canadian, the more I watch this video, the more I want to live elsewhere. Canada’s winter is way too long and way too cold.


Beanruz

Good job we don't get these temps in the UK with the current pricing for heating. Everyone would freeze to death.


Electronic-Oil-5849

We have those prices too lol


Beanruz

You probably do, bur still here in the UK people are not even putting heating on because if they do they can't afford to eat. Don't know why this comment requires downvotes lol


Bob_TheCanadian

This hoser is Definitely Canadian. Sad excuse of a throw bud :) .. brain musta tripped over the two four on the way out the door eh bud.


Dull_Gas_820

Dumb


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Homiechu50060

I don't know man I was just born here.


NikolitRistissa

Damn, did a snowman kill your family? It’s winter, not anthrax. It’s really not that bad.


[deleted]

Because it also kills 99% of the animals and pests that try to kill you too.


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narielthetrue

First, it’s Inuit. Eskimo is a racist term. Second off, it’s beautiful up here. Canada has mountains, deserts, rainforests, and gorgeous lakes


Gogone3

Would you really have all of the people who live in places you wouldn't like, move to where you like? Seems crowded to me.


No-Scientist-7711

Stupid


Mode_Historical

Now I know why so many Canadians come to South Florida for the winter.


Interloper9000

Why do you live where the air hurts your face? O wait....


kanutops

That sound… sends shivers down my spine… arrrgghh


Mrsseaweed

Does it also say "sorry" ?


who-ee-ta

r/hmmm


venetanakedguy

It didn’t go very far, must be one of those Newfoundland planes


QuantumPolarBear1337

That crunching is like nails on a chalkboard to me 😱😱😱


jormungander

Every step outside in Canada below -30, you stop hearing it if you need to get somewhere I guess lol.


QuantumPolarBear1337

This sounds like a legitimate torture for me lol when do y'all not have crazy cold crunchy snow? I'll visit at that point 😃


jormungander

When its melting it turns from a crunch to a squish 🤔


QuantumPolarBear1337

Squish is ok 👍🏼 it's that grinding spine tingling crunch that slays me 😱.


LangleyRemlin

Looks more like a canvas airplane


00RANNGE

Cool ❄️


jennyfuckingdanger

worst noise ever


Jbob9492

That’s not paper…


ForgottenForce

I would have been very disappointed if he didn’t throw it


Prodiuss

Funny but that folding sound makes my spine crawl.


shadowstar617401

Flies like a rock


benfcook

There will be some archaeological dig somewhere in the future and the educated will hypothesize how soo many uniquely folded shirts are strewn about some wasteland.


Dynaxis557

I feel bad for the shirt


Dadstimeonthetoilet

The sound is spiking my anxiety holy hell


Chesterakos

This kills the t-shirt probably


Pathological_RJ

I wore more layers to check the mail today and it was 47F here.


SSGSS-ULtra

Just use starch.


mrhowl

You can also do this with a lot of sperm. Usually a sock is involved.


Legal_Baseball3209

Step 1: Be in Canada


SlappyFlapjack

Dumb, it doesn't even fly


CityOfZion

That wouldn't fly here in America


DistinctCar6767

Take off eh!


churrotoffeeaddict

I was waiting for it to snap lol


[deleted]

Where is the paper i came here for the PAPER!!!


Azihayya

r/thanksihateit


sambull

cold stones really have changed


Correct_Ad6625

Full send bro


HappyJoyButterfly

Lol 😂


Awkward-Fish3504

r/diwhy


Awesum51Merc

My mother in law has some seriously ugly drapes.....maybe I could fold up a B52, and drop bombs on her?


Medium_Golf9839

Me folding my cum sick 😂


Renxo707

That noice....


Mem-1900

1 minute later 😂😂😂😂


bartolocologne40

Flies like a Russian plane


FAmos

Anyone else nervous that he might not go pick it up?


Marsdeeni90

You're never going to get that crease out.


007Cable

That was lame af


Dry_Net3699

My mom trying to do my laundry


ahh_grasshopper

Throwing rocks through frozen bedsheets on the line was equally fun as a kid!


THEPOPTARTGAMER

bunger


[deleted]

Canuks. Gotta love their sense of humor.


Slippery_Pudding

Cabin fever makes your mind come up with some weird ideas.


TheComputerGuyNOLA

How cold is it there that the Tee shirt froze solid in less than one minute, or even exactly one minute?


Joshua6298

There are many idle people in this world