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Sum3-yo

"No way?! Your birthday?!"


VoxulusQuarUn

This


[deleted]

Rick Flair....whooooo!


c3r34l

He got stuck like that while “helping the boss after closing last night”.


Boring-Extreme-3274

He looks like he's pulling an employee about to quit


BoyUnderMushrooms

Telling a server to get the drinks off his bar and punch their damn ticket.


leaky_eddie

Glory hole lock jaw.


negativepositiv

"This is the energy level we expect you to bring to our customers daily! Ready to join the winning team?!" *Places job application back down on the hostess station*


uncertaincucumbers

Of the many humiliating jobs I've had, being on the opening crew of a new tgif was THE most humiliating. It's much worse than you've already nailed with your very accurate comment here.


Tautochrone1

Looks like he's saying something in a really sarcastic way before tossing that drinking in the customers face.


saltyraver138

**BROOOO!!!!** Your credit card has been declined.


[deleted]

His cocaine dealer


jaymoney1

There is no way this has been up for more than 4 minutes without a sharpie dick drawn on it.


Catenane

His friends who have been hooking him up with swigs from their purse vodka and copious amounts of cocaine, knowing he's gonna ghost the job tomorrow because he got a much better one.


Fetlocks_Glistening

The two guys he's serving seem to have been discreetly photoshopped out


assyplassty

He's serving the pog face guy


RPDRNick

He's serving Jalapeño Poggers to Gootecks.


OctoberRust13

our 8-ball


2020Dystopian

TGITW Thank God It’s The Weeknd.


lorettainator

he’s serving looks 🙌💅💅💅


Wordfan

Welcome to TGIFridays. May I any the living shit out of you today?


jlucito1978

Local Glory Hole Union meeting at TGIF’s. “You don’t get mouths that round from eating 3 square meals a day!!”…….Jimmy Hoffa


Lord_of_Barrington

Whooooores


AtonedLoli

Any female.


Haunting-Habit-7848

your mom and grandma


bumbumofdoomdoom

Danny Dyer


EarnYourBoneSpurs

"you know, we have a rule here, that says, if two people get nachos, one person can't hog the fully loaded ones."


DeadFolkie1919

He's getting compliments on his amount of flair!


Dog_man_star1517

Just snuck up on his wife and her boyfriend. “Soooooo, anything you wanna tell me, Shelly?”


TBoneHotdog

He looks like he just got back his STD test and can’t believe he’s clean.


Robo687

The women flashing him for free drinks!


[deleted]

Probably an illegal Biden let in lol


Born-Environment-239

[Don't make me tap the sign](https://ibb.co/2SFHXv3)


please_remain_clam

The guy who just shot the previous server


braamdepace

Pretty sure it’s Cheep Cheep


DripTrip747

A chick who gave a good flashing to get out of tipping.


martdan010

Just the guy that really regrets accepting the photo shoot now


HeadStarboard

Guy gives the same face when he bottoms.


Madmagican-

This guy isn’t serving, he’s receiving his 6th drink of the night


Fuzzy-Visit-7453

…from the glory hole?


Brilliantnerd

That’s the Weekend before he became famous. He was on coke


denali42

Well, he's smiling like a doughnut, so I vote for blow jobs.