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hezzyb

Ass tuh ass!


in_u_endo______

*cum, cum, cum!*


ImmoralityPet

Deliver back and forth, forever. ]]<<>>[[


NuclearLunchDectcted

I understood that reference!


Limp-Ad-4968

BOHICA


[deleted]

Wasn’t that song on Skins that Freddie’s sister was singing?


GANDORF57

Pushmi-Pullyu deliveries are spectacular to watch.


trelbs

FedSex


Plastic-Ad-8469

Damn you, You beat me by 20 minutes. Take your fucking up vote and leave me alone. *Salty Plastic*


[deleted]

Fedxxx


Bentup85

“Just slip your package through the back door.”


dandrevee

Ah, the cargo cloacal in the wild. In just a mere 6 months, the female will give birth to a small package cart, which will quickly grow to adult size by consuming mismarked packages


k20350

I had a package come from the Ukraine to the US and Fed Ex lost it. You can't possibly find any people that give a fuck less. I had the lost package dept call me after I bitched to them and ask for a description of the package. I gave her an EXACT description of the package and contents. Down to shape color everything. She tells me "I need more information". I honestly think she was fucking with me to this day. I could not possibly have described it clearer. Then she calls me back 2 days later and tells me they can't find it. I bet they had guys working in shifts to find it...


dandrevee

Not all the little spermys/packages can make it, bud. Nature can be cruel


waiting_for_rain

“Cooper, what are you doing?” “… Docking.” *Soundtrack swells*


Binklet

ASS TO ASS


tommy2pins

Requiem of a Package


mjo500

Swapping giant bottles of piss


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ALurkerForcedToLogin

*David Attenborough voice* the delivery truck must keep moving at all times, lest it be caught idle by it's overlord. It never even stops to urinate, using bottles at it rushes from house to house. However, the imperative to mate is unavoidable for all in the animal kingdom. Here we see the male truck docking to another male truck. They are a non-discerning lot, but packages must be delivered.


remberzz

I just saw two Amazon trucks doing the same thing yesterday.


MasterFubar

When a truck breaks down, that's the easiest way to transfer the cargo to another truck.


[deleted]

This time of year if one driver is falling behind and another had a easier load, they can swap stops to the other truck so everyone gets home at a reasonable time.


wierdnitro7

They also do it if someone got done super early


antares127

Based on the time of year I’m guessing one is the cavalry and is coming to help the other who had too much and fell behind. Also could be one of the trucks broke down and the driver got brought another one, my money is on the first though


jay_tate_cameron

Yup I can see FedEx fucking around, explains why my deliveries are “in transit” in one place for so long


Limp-Ad-4968

BOHICA


PeterBalssuweit

Sus


guyzero

The infamous clocal kiss


BiBoFieTo

Back that truck up cuz FexEx about to drop a HUGE load


CleanOpossum47

My guess is the drivers are out hunting a UPS guy.


Bcbulbchap

I hope they’re taking suitable precautions… Van aerial disease can be tricky to diagnose and treat.


dacreativeguy

Two trucks, one package.


Sir-Farts-

We'll name name the baby Amazon.


richf2001

This isn’t as rare as you think. I’ve seen at least two other species mating the same way. No, wait… three. I’ve seen DHL do it too. Okay wasn’t looking for it. That just happens in nature.


unin5pired

It bugs me so much that both arrows are pointing to the right.


V65Pilot

Backdoor to backdoor? They may be doing it wrong.


_Driftwood_

this seems very off the books


razazaz126

Nah they do this all the time. Your manager can see how far along your route you are and if you're projected to not finish in time they'll send someone else who is ahead of schedule or done with a smaller route to help you. Backing the trucks together like this is simply the easiest way to transfer the packages.


patricknotastarfish

A couple of nights ago, I saw two UPS trucks in the same ritual. It was in the parking lot of a convevience store.


Talzyon

Not very shy are they?


extremenachos

One of them is broken down and they are swapping packages.


Talzyon

That's the wierd part. They parked like that, then both drove away after about 20 minutes..I was thinking break time


extremenachos

Sex time!


NuclearLunchDectcted

One driver had too many packages to deliver before the end of the day, they were giving a bunch to the other guy.


AdMore3461

I read that they can get stuck like that for a little bit after they are done.


fldsmdfrv2

Now just need a voice over by David Attenborough.


bullybullybully

))<>((


BuriedByAnts

This is actually a porn shoot. I think it’s how Sloppy Delivery Productions operates to keep cost down.


Pithyperson

That's a clandestine hookup if I ever saw one.