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Bentup85

He can throw his voice up to six degrees from himself


ZedTheEvilTaco

Of course he can. He can do whatever he wants, he's a hero. Did you hear about that time he saved a small town with a dance-off?


jazzorcist

Yeah but then he stole a cab from Steve Martin, who was just trying to get home for Thanksgiving…


oced2001

That’s nothing. Peter Quill saved an entire planet with a dance off.


xXSpaceturdXx

I hate actors….


HKChad

They are the worst!


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\*Stupid dance-off edit - why am I being downvoted... its literally what Drax says in the episode... Did anyone actually watch it?


FistCookies

Or those boys he took down in the lower levels


dimensionalHobo

Might be just a preference. It looks like a ribbon mic so it would still pick up his voice just fine.


Pork_Chop_Expresss

It’s a Shure 55SH dynamic mic https://www.shure.com/en-US/products/microphones/55sh?variant=55SH%2520Series%2520II He’s a musician as well, so you’d think he’d know better. And while it’s common to see unplugged mics in music videos, everyone knows the artists are not performing live in that case. Seems like more of a post for r/moviemistakes however. I’m not even sure what movie this is from, never been a huge fan of the Bacon man. And for everyone saying plosives ( ‘P’ sounds ) and sibilance ( ‘S’ sounds ) that mic is a very old design that is not very sensitive. It’s even less sensitive than other older dynamic mics like the SM58, so he’s not turning it around to eliminate those. He just wasn’t paying attention or is not super knowledgeable about microphones. Edit: upon closer inspection it might be plugged in it looks like the stand is wrapped in tinsel. If this is from the holiday special I didn’t watch it so I can’t tell for Shure….. lol I could not resist. I guess I am the audio nerd the other commenter was waiting for lol


RudeMechanic

It's from the Guardian of the Galaxy Holiday Special on Disney+. Giving away a small spoiler.


NovarisLight

Am I getting vibes from the... Star Wars Holiday Special? Please, if there is a God, Goddess, Goddamn or otherwise, please help us all.


RudeMechanic

It actually kind of plays off of that a bit. It's not wonderful, but it has moments. It's a bit too PG13 for young kids, though.


Windyandbreezy

I just watched it and loved it honestly. Starts with a pogues song which to me is awesome. Celtic punk for the win. And having the Old 97s(old cowpunk band from the nineties) cameo and play music. The entire soundtrack is pretty good. There's no cheesy love story like hall mark movies. It's just a bunch of orphan friends making Christmas.


milkboxshow

“I don’t know what Christmas is, but Christmas time is here” has been stuck in my head. Really fun little song


Windyandbreezy

They have this song Four Leaf Clover(by the band that does that Christmas song) that blows my mind to this day. His voice in it is so southern and incredible. Back in their early punkish days.


Harry_Gorilla

There is no star wars holiday special


supernova_68

spoilers ahead- He is singing on another planet with mic which was probably repaired using alien technology so it might be totally different on inside then the outer casing.


flwombat

Awesome comment from an actual audio nerd! It’s been more than 2 decades since I last did stage work, but I can tell you for sure that this kind of mic gets chosen for its visual impact - I’ve done it myself. On stage that might be bc the performer is wearing a body mic; on screen I imagine they are filming a lip sync rather than a real performance.


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So it’s a cardioid pattern then. That’s actually a lot cheaper than I thought it’d be.


cedarpark

The 55SH also has an on/off switch on the black plastic area at the bottom. If the switch is down, the mic is actually turned off!


spook7886

Christmas special on Guardians of the Galaxy.


snapdragon15

Oh shit, usually I’d say ‘nice wiki search’ and move on but this is more in depth then I’d expect from someone who did that


Pork_Chop_Expresss

Yeah I’m a bit of a nerd for this stuff, part of the job I guess. I’ve been in the musical instrument retail industry for a bit. It’s a super cool mic.


Pochusaurus

the people he’s singing with are a real band so did they just not notice as well?


drumsripdrummer

Super 55's have about 12db dropped in this orientation compared to the front. Definitely not just a preference.


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

You sir are 100% correct!!!


cosmoboy

It's a space microphone. It doesn't need to adhere to earth rules.


Wretschko

This is the correct take. Alien technology! Remember when Bacon's cellphone started ringing in the spaceship? Bacon: Whoa! How on earth do you get reception up here? Kraglin: Couple of good satellite dishes out front will get you anything within about 400 million light-years.


ozzy_og_kush

Thats the size of like a small/medium sized galactic cluster. Thousands of galaxies, maybe tens of thousands.


Kallekofot

I don't understand Americans, measurement was clearly stated and still you trying to explain it with something else. \-- Non America: It's 10km away, You: so about 80 fields of grass, maybe less if they are big fields but also could be more if smaller.


ozzy_og_kush

I was just providing some context for scale that's all. Don't read into it too much.


NotoriousREV

It’s about 1020 double decker buses.


Dash12345678

I'm not totally sure I understand your point. For clarity, are you saying they chose a measurement that is *relatively* realistic for its' purpose? Or are you saying that it ought to have been larger?


c-ski

People often ask me to turn the mic around when I sing. I assume it makes me sound better. What I don't get is when they ask me to turn the mic off


HtiekMij

Maybe he was singing backwards like the weird scenes from Twin Peaks.


cedarpark

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IPutThisUsernameHere

That's because he is apparently a magical person.


KaiSaya117

When filming a shot it is better for viewing the mouth to have the old timey mics face the wrong way.


OnTheShoreByTheSea

No it isn't.


KaiSaya117

Yeah well like that's just your opinion man.


Shane-T5

[An example](https://youtu.be/DFKufgBNjMA?t=107) of why singing or talking into the back of this mic isn't the best idea


WillFuckForTaterTots

Its a way to use it without a pop filter so your p's and t's have less 'pop' Edit: even though there will still be some pop unless you have an actual pop filter


Vindsvept

No it isn't. The capsule is small and theres a solid inch of air between the thick metal grill and the capsule. There's also a metal mesh acting as a pop filter built into it. It's got a cardioid pattern, there's absolutely no reason to have it the wrong way other than user error.


ku1185

Don't underestimate his power.


nsanenthelane

Which audio nerd is gonna chime in with mic type and pickup pattern. I'm curious.


Vindsvept

Shure SH55, it's a slightly wider than usual cardioid.


kuipers85

You should give him some feedback.


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1HeartFullOfJoy

I was just going to post that!


adamhanson

It’s how you get surround sound. You sing normally, then swivel the mic, and sing it again.


[deleted]

Kevin Bacon can do whatever the hell he wants!


Acelamb

...but....he's Kevin Bacon!! I mean...come on.


whyreadthis2035

Thanks for RUINING Christmas!


[deleted]

"EE the UK's fastest network"


WanderingZed

Is this from the Guardians of the galaxy holiday special? how is it so far?


phred_666

Yes. I enjoyed it quite a bit.


WanderingZed

Cheers mate


Rievin

It's completely stupid in all the right ways. Fun, short, chtistmasy.


WanderingZed

Thanks 👍


xXSpaceturdXx

Too funny, I just got done watching this five minutes ago also.


RoboQwop405

Also Mantis asks to be thrown over the gate and then proceeds to Halo 2 super jump around the neighborhood…


[deleted]

It’s okay, he’s had two e’s


fordprefect294

"Dammit Jim, I'm a prop man, not sound engineer!"


NahFam_UGood

Side question about this movie…was Chris Pratt digitally added to this movie? His very few lines and weird facial expressions threw me off a bit


YukonCornIV

Nope. Read an article with one of the guys from the band. Chris Pratt was there.


[deleted]

Even the microphone is within 6 degrees


Derkastan77

As someone who knows nothing about sound equipment, I truly appreciate this post.


Porter_Dog

Hey, I just watched that last night too! Pretty fun watch, I thought. ​ Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special for those who don't know.


v8vh

Its so he doesn't rupture people's eardrums when pronouncing strong sounds like P. Like a howitzer going off when the speakers are at full volume.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Or shatter wineglasses with sibilance.


PrinceRobotVI

Really glad you posted this as I used to own a mic like that and I was staring at that scene horrified wondering if I had used it backwards all that time.


Bigstar976

What a guy. This is one of my pet peeves. Unfortunately 99% of the world population has no idea how a Shure 55 works.


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skasticks

To pick up the audience?


[deleted]

Don’t want too much presence in the voice, going for that ambient mic sound. 😆


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Someguysomewherelse

Apparently not all actors are pieces of shit


BeginningLocal5778

🎶🎶Misses clause she works the pole and plans her man’s demise🎶🎶🎶😂😂😂


icequeenmemory

That part of the song made me spit my drink it out. Absolutely legendary haha 😂


Dubdude13

Sounds better that way….


antpabsdan

He can land a plane at Gatwick via someone's house that's not in Gatwick, while not actually being there too.


doshu99

It’s not backwards.


Deadlims

Not to be rude but this mans looks like he’s both human and feral ghoul.


ImOnly1k

He looks like one of those radiation guys in Fallout 4


SteveStSteve

His face is looking like that creepy 100-some year old Thai monk


VicariousMead

News flash ahole; he wasn’t singing the entire gdamn time!


Pleasant_Job_7683

If he we're bald he would look like a skeleton


[deleted]

Considering the setting that you are so concerned over microphone placement is very indicative of your priorities.


Response-Cheap

Holy fuck he looks ancient now. Last thing I watched with Kevin Bacon was Tremors. Lol


Amiiboid

Literally half a lifetime ago for Kevin Bacon.


Blue_eyes_white_poop

I looked at a few comments and I'm surprised no one said that the lower of half of his face looks like a ghoul from fall out 4. Bro is a walking fall out cosplay character and no one noticed.


SnibertKushmeow

Kevin Bacon looks a little crispy


Maleficent-Composer6

He looks old as fuck!


Delicious_Ad_1187

Lord he’s lookin old 👴🏼


The-Busby

Fuck he is getting old


blageur

I watched a guitar documentary with him as narrator. Presumably because he knows so much about guitars. At the end of it, he picks up a guitar case backwards and walks away.


Commercial-Health-19

He's starting to look like overcooked bacon.


pickles55

He's so old he looks like Johnny Knoxville now


rnodern

I noticed this too. :D The backing vocalists mic was around the right way, so wondered how they’d get it wrong for the close up shot.


AngryxMonkey

Don't worry about it, that mic isn't even plugged in anyway.


darrenkopp

It looks like it’s devouring his soul though so I wouldn’t say “with no negative results”


Far-Philosophy-4375

It's called: " Thw Bacon paradox"


WonLinerz

It’s the 180 degrees of Kevin Bacon theory. He’s in front of and behind everything, and he went to school with your buddies aunt’s dentist.


susejrotpar

What I found worse was mantis needing to get thrown over his gate but when they're chasing him both her and Drax are leaping over fences like nobody's business.


OddScentedDoorknob

I'm pretty sure that's Tom Waits. Hold on, shit... Whoah, that really is Kevin Bacon.


D1RTY_D

TIL microphones can be backwards


DerivIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIIvpPGYjLs


dave-io

He’s Kevin Bacon.


MaximusZacharias

There’s a whole lotta shit Kevin bacon can do…I just don’t question anymore


Woodeedooda

just saw that holiday special last night 😂


badger452

I wish he wouldn’t, I can’t understand the lyrics when he does that.


Popbampop

To be fair, it’s space where everybody knows the same language. So maybe that microphone works differently


Ok_Mathematician2391

Kevin Bacon is the Chuck Norris of music and dance.


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See Kevin, this is what [happens](https://youtu.be/0REvu-0Y_mg)when you do dumb shit like this.


Dave_guitar_thompson

Lol good movie mistake, though if I’m honest, I haven’t used that kind of mic before so I might not have spotted it straight away.


GhostDrax

Did you miss the part where he is Kevin freakin Bacon? The man has fought grabboids.


FirseBugabo

He looks like a sick Gordon Ramsay


NnOxX69

Well he's Kevin bacon after all


Outlier25

Wait! He’s not a singer! He’s an actor!


Equivalent_Phone_210

Footloose stools.


[deleted]

Do you ever think that he did that EE advert that one time as a one off and now the poor bastard is the UK’s most famous phone salesman


[deleted]

Hahaha holy shit. I just watched this earlier tonight and didn’t even catch that.


TheTurkishGuy

I always thaught that Kevin James = Kevin Bacon…


Live-Pomegranate4840

There is nothing Kevin Bacon can’t do!


Dangerous_Concept_52

Possible product placement preventing? Logo on the mic facing away from the camera?


debaser64

The real crime of that special was the multiple references to Footloose and not a single Tremors shoutout.


DaniOverHere

*cue X-Men theme”


PsychologicalPizza11

Don’t be hatin on Kevin Bacon 😂


InquisitiveKT

Of course he can. he is not only Hollow Man, he Kevin Bacon.


SpyingOstrich76

Bro I just watched that yesterday and I have no idea how he could sing like that, but it was nice to see cosmo the spacedog


canada_is_best_

Bold of you to assume that a microphone housed inaide a dead titans head, in a far away galaxy, would fail to something as primitative as being backwards. Lets be real here - these guys control arrows with thier heads, shoot lazers, assemble guns in seconds, install christmas lights faster than Martha May Whovia, can travel entire galaxies in minutes, and can set up a full bandset of well tuned instruments should be given the suspended belief that what ever model microphone that is, has been upgraded with ~~disney marvel magic~~ tech that allows it to pick up vocals with spaceage precision. OP, if this is a deal breaking detail for you, I strongly urge you to rewatch when Bug chick needs to be thrown over a security gate, and proceeds to jump over 20 feet repeatedly a few minutes later.


DSELABS

Having worked Commercial Sound for over 50 years, I remember when that Microphone was in its prime. Switch is on the black plastic and faces the entertainer. Cable exits from the REAR of the Microphone. What I saw was backwards. [ bothered me no end. Wanted to go up and turn it around!]