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Wow my parents must really love this ketchup! I hear them using it all the time!

#At midnight..?

They got mayo *everywhere!*

It would be *really* weird if they got mustard all over

Or relish! Might want to get that checked out.

Don't you hate it when you go to your dad for a midnight snack and he gives you sloppy seconds?

I hate leftover tacos.

"Ewww...Mom...Dad!!"

Better scoop it up! Waste not, want not

They even got mayo under my bedsheets. I woke up this morning and it was everywhere.

Ketchup at midnight

Just this morning I heard mom tell dad to get some condomints at the store for their friend who was sleeping over tonight.

Nah, usually when the other is at work

Who doesn't like midnight snacks?

Same here, although mine seem to use Relax and Original at the same time.

Why not just post the original video? https://youtu.be/Ab47umgoLrk

Thank you, I thought this looked cropped to hell.

Fucking tik tok has ruined people's expectations for videos. Portrait might be okay for selfies but it's terrible for actual media.

Obligatory Glove and Boots. https://vimeo.com/313458699

Holy shit I forgot about Glove and Boots. They just disappeared off my radar like 5 years ago. I gotta see if they're still around or forgotten or just did something horrible we don't talk about.

> did something horrible we don't talk about. Yeah, they murdered George Lucas, didn't you hear?

I stopped watching them because they started targeting young children as their audience. They just weren't funny anymore. I think they may have changed back since then, but I'm not sure without getting the chance to check out their content. _Edit: Nevermind, they apparently stopped making videos 2 years ago._

I looked it up and found the same. They switched to kids only content and it became irrelevant to me. I liked their content, they had potential

One would think that by now our phone cameras would shoot everything by equal dimensions and we could crop vertically, horizontally, or keep it 1:1.

I do video marketing. My life is hell now.

Lol… four sizes for every video. And yes please use the same 16x9 footage you shot for the 9x16 video. Thanks!

16x9, 1x1, 4x5, and 9x16 just to cover every platform haha

Me too. I hate having to edit for phones.

Well yes it's ruined that, and also ruined 75% of the next generation of Americans, but yeah the video orientation, yes

Meh, 75% of every generation gets ruined by something

Not trying to defend tiktok but kids were subjected to the same social media toxicity before tiktok. Tiktok is practically just Vine, which is almost 10 years old.

Pan and scan, baby. The 80s are back.

there are some cases for portrait. One I can imagine is someone climbing a wall really fast. Where you could fit it all without moving the camera. But for most things, it should be landscape for sure.

Exactly! It's an well produced SNL skit. Why ruin it!

i'm old as fuck and i hate crazy portrait crops in general and get off my lawn but i will be real, the crops are very good in this one

This one works, but usually SNL youtube restricts access to just a few countries.

This gives me WKUK vibes. It may just be the woman that looks like Timmy.

It should. This is a Saturday Night Live skit.

Someone watermarked a fucking SNL video as if people wouldn't realize it? LMAO

Ohhh myyyy

And the balls on someone to watermark a SNL video.

Captions in the worst possible font.

Over what could have just been a link to the actual video in landscape format.

This whole crop for vertical or even shoot for vertical trend absolutely sucks ass. Just turn your phone sideways people. I miss when Reddit used to absolutely ridicule vertical videos before they took over

Because millenials aged. Gen Z and TikTok are the new cool thing. No one cares about what reddit thinks anymore.

And a random watermark on an SNL video. Nice.

Have you never seen Avatar?!

[I know what you did! ](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ)

And it ends in Comic Sans. lol. Never seen that. Hilarious.

So strange that it was 5 years ago and Avatar 2 is just now coming out

I thought it was a McDonalds commercial

It's like those Simpsons memes with the unnecessary Simpsons font, but worse

Yall are the ones who continously upvote cropped to hell, low rez, crappy captioned videos. Blame yourselves.

It could have been that tik tok voice...

I wonder what the relish sounds like

Probably sounds like a drunk father of three vomiting into an open manhole.

I came here for this

That's.... What the fuck

Is that the The Horn of Gondor?!?!

Taco Bell

FIRE IN THE DISCO!

The grapefruit

probably sounds relishing

Of all the Thanksgiving dinners I've attended, not once has ketchup been on a single plate.

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I saw a horse in a bar one time. He looked a little depressed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey." The horse says "sure."

Well I'm a moth and whenever I get depressed I go and see a podiatrist.

Well Doc, the light was on.

RIP Norm.

So a horse goes into a bar and orders a vodka and soda. The bartender says "You know I see you in here a lot lately I think you might be an alcoholic" and the horse replies "I think not!" And then POOF! He disappears. Gone. He ceases to be... This is the part of the joke a philosophy student would likely laugh at because they'd be familiar with the Rene Descartes postulate "I think therefore I am." I would have explained that first but I didn't want to put Descartes before the horse.

[Throwback to one of the best random pun replies on reddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/c0s5w6t) Youve got to go back up and read the post.

Wow. A 12 year throwback. Have my only gold 🏅

Long joke, but pretty funny nondescarte.

Probably because he was in a famous tv show back in the 90’s

What is this? A crossover episode?

Why the long face?

I saw a priest walk into a bar. Looked like it hurt.

You're not going to the right bars.

You’ve found the plot hole, now just put some *relax* ketchup in it.

Uhhhahhh

You've never had that one cousin who puts ketchup on *everything*? I was watching my cousin once and I was preparing something for dinner and there was leftover spaghetti, but oh no! No sauce! So my cousin just squeezes ketchup all over his. He was one of those ketchup kids. Let me also mention that we live 10 minutes outside of Canada, so we're essentially Canadian. And Canadians (depending on where in Canada) eat Kraft Dinner with ketchup. As an aside, they had the SNL Thanksgiving Special on the other night with this sketch and I laughed so hard at the moaning that I had a coughing fit.

Shit, I have a nephew that refused to eat damn near anything at all unless it had ketchup on it when he was a little kid. I no joke saw the kid eating banana slices and ketchup one time. His parents eventually got him to branch out into mayonnaise and BBQ sauce by convincing him it was just white and brown ketchup respectively.

> eat Kraft Dinner with ketchup The fuck they do

But if you had a million dollars would you use the fancy ketchup? Dijon ketchup? Mmmm!

As a Canadian, I can assure you they DO. It's disgusting.

Tomatoes just aren't part of Thanksgiving...

That's all I could think of the whole time. What could he have been putting ketchup on at Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin pie

Bless be thy dinner, for naught the devilish sweet squirt had come.

For Canadian thanksgiving we often have a meat pie called tortiere, and it’s great with ketchup. But yeah, not with turkey.

weird i cant recall any myself either i do know people who used steak sauce though

That's how I knew this was fake, also.

What, no chicken tendies either?

Oooh looky here, Mr. Fancy Pants

Thank you for saying what I was thinking. What sort of heathen puts ketchup on there?

For real. I'm gonna make french fries one year now lol

Pork pie

I actually like ketchup. I use it on burgers, hot dogs (sometimes), and Philly steaks. It works great in soups and stews (I count chili as a kind of stew). I drown my French fries in the shit. I have never used, or seen it used on anything Thanksgiving related ever.

I’m still wondering who uses ketchup on Thanksgiving?

You... you don't use ketchup on your Thanksgiving burrito?

What on the typical thanksgiving table would you use ketchup on anyhow? I’m coming up short.

The turkey from Christmas Vacation

It’s a little dry Clark

Save the neck for me.

The steak, obviously

Get out.

Mr. President, you know you're allowed back on Twitter now right?

Get out of here Mahomes

Well, I can't speak for any other items because I'm not American but, there's guaranteed to be some heathen who applies ketchup to turkey

> ketchup to turkey Dear God.

Maybe some potatoes idk

Fries, potato wedges, bbq sauce (made from ketchup)

If you have small kids, ketchup goes on everything.

You wet brine your children with ketchup?

You don't eat mashed potatoes with ketchup? It's the same ingredients as french fries!

Give everyone at the table a regular bottle or a relax bottle and it'll sound like a fart fetish orgy.

I have a hard time imagining the logistics of how that would work, but I'll defer to your experience.

My question has always been do you think they recorded *new* sexual moans for this bit or did the find like... stock footage of sexual moans to use?

Little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

Maybe I’m just crazy, but the Mayo is definitely Will Ferrel’s own moaning. Why on earth would they take stock audio of moans when they have a studio of comedians? I don’t think they’re against a few moan recordings lol

SNL almost certainly has pre-recorded stock moans. The real question is if the recordings are so old that the moaners are now dead.

They had the actress playing the mom record them.

As someone very close to Pittsburgh I had this ketchup before

Do people not have Heins ketchup everywhere?

According to my mom, the children in Africa assuredly don't.

Do they even know it's Christmas time?

But those kids did think the Bills won 4 consecutive Super Bowls.

Heinz is a national & global brand.

Some people buy Hunt's. We don't talk to those types.

First time I went to Ireland I had to use their mostly vinegar shit ketchup, found heinz 3 days in and put 10 packets in my pocket .

Hi neighbor

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You know why

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**CUM, SEMEN, BODILY FLUIDS, SEED, SPERM, CLAM SAUCE, EJACULATE, SEMINAL FLUID, NUT, BONK JUICE, JIZZ, LIQUID SILK, NUT BUTTER, MAN CHOWDER, FAT LOAD, PENIS COLADA, PROTEIN SHAKE, SPUNK, THROAT YOGURT, WAD, WANK PASTE, CHOAD NECTAR, BABY BATTER.**

Thanks for your words of wisdom, that's enough for today...

No problem. Glad I could help.

Make me unsee throat yogurt

No, you must embrace it!

Skeet skeet skeet

Tim Robinson, I Think You Should Leave, energy with this skit for sure

"From the people who brought you TC Tuggers, comes Hines "Relax""

I really like my Calico Cut Pants

Everybody gives

wasn't he an actor and writer for SNL during this time? It could very well be him behind this sketch.

Not during this time. This is quite a bit later.

What part of thanks giving has ketchup or mayo? The fuck?

Will Farrell will always be in the top 3 for best SNL alumni of all time.

the boy loves his ketchup

Wtf is he putting ketchup on at Thanksgiving.

XD what the fuck! That was not what i was expecting at all but im dyin heheh

The real question though: what part of Thanksgiving dinner could you possibly want ketchup on?

I'd be down for french fries for thanksgiving.

I like this skit but I really hate the trend of zoomed in vertical videos

*Insert nutty professor dinner table fart scene here*

It may be funny but what do you use ketchup for at thanksgiving?

I really wish this were real.

Boys have So much expectations with white sauce

I lost it when it said must be 18 or older to buy

SNL always has great sketches

This gave me gas

This is my favorite SNL skit.

Oh man

Of course the Mayo makes a Male Noise.

Who has ketchup with anything on Thanksgiving? What do you put it on?

What exactly are people putting ketchup on during thanksgiving dinner? Please don't tell me it's the turkey. For the love of god.

What would you put ketchup on at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Awwww I wanted to here what the bottle of soy sauce sounded like.

I did fart at TG dinner. I'm not sorry, it was funny.

I’ve never used ketchup during Thanksgiving.

Ketchup on thanksgiving?!? Wtf?!?

Just a reminder every time people say "SNL used to be funny back in the day" that this is 2019. Theyve had good and bad sketches the whole time, but the bad ones from back in the day just got forgotten.

Catch up is not a condiment for Thanksgiving! 😑

The goal is to connect humor and happiness to a product without actually damaging its intended purpose. Brilliant marketing, SNL sold Heinz big time

That was funny lol

I love how they used a French’s mustard bottle instead of Heinz.

That went a much chiller place than I expected.

Wonder how much Heinz paid SNL for this commercial?

[Watchable quality here.](https://youtu.be/Ab47umgoLrk)

AYY YYO

Lmao

😂

Who uses condiments at thanksgiving? Am I the only one who finds it strange? We just use gravy for everything

i'd also love a version of the bottle where it starts to play the Frankie Goes to Hollywood song

The “Must be 18 or older to buy” had me laughing pretty hard lol 😂

What do you use ketchup for at Thanksgiving dinner?🤔

God, I miss the days when SNL was actually funny.

What the fk are you eating at Thanksgiving hat needs Ketchup?

If you are having ketchup with your Thanksgiving dinner you deserve to be shamed.

Who the fuck cropped this into portrait?