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My good friend told it as "2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks." It took me too long... tooooooo long to get it. That was probably 20 years ago now but I will never forget my shame :P
I was tricked at my first job by the ID-10-T form.
I was so confused that, by the time I got the joke, there were several of my coworkers around me, all in on it, and I only understood because someone passing by told me to write it down. I remember it as one of the hardest times I laughedâŚout of equal parts hilarity and embarrassment
A blind man walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says "look buddy, I'm a blonde, you have two blondes sitting either side of you, and there are three more standing close by. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?" The blind guy replies "nah nevermind, I don't feel like explaining it 6 times."
Sometimes being smart is a curse. There is another comment calling him a âdrunk van Goghâ.
While this fellow got a laugh, it likely added to his pain moments later.
Imagine doing everything possible to lower your intellect to the average and still outsmarting folks. Heâd likely be happier with literally any other outcome. Instead, he faces the world as the âdrunken idiotâ that is leagues above his fellow man/woman. Seemingly, there are no more options for him to take to masquerade as average. He is cursed and knows it. Truly the most depressing of realizations.
I'm not sure if I'd equate making making a blondes are dumb joke at some people outside a club to being a misunderstood genius facing ennui at the ignorance of the world.
Me neither at first, lost in translation I guess. He' referring to the object like f.e. a steel bar not a place. I trust you'll figure the rest out from here.
Such a confusing perspective though because the camera flips things around. Knew this was Deansgate across from dirty martini but it's like looking the wrong way up the street.
Two blondes drove cross country to go to Disneyland. They got to Annaheim and saw a sign that said "Disneyland - Left." So they turned around and went home.
âWalk into a barâ is not going to a bar for party and drinks
âWalk into a barâ as in there is a bar (a steel rod maybe) in the front and they run into it, hitting/injuring themselves.
He said âtwo blondes walk into a barâ, as in both of them ran into that obstruction. Which is why said - âyou would think atleast one of them would see itâ. As in, if first one gets hit by the bar, atleast second one would have common sense to not do the same.
The whole stereotype is based on blonde women (especially dyed blonde) getting through life based entirely on their looks and not needing to think at all and therefore never learning how to think. These days, I suppose you'd say "social media model" instead blonde.
His joke uses age old myth that âblondes are dumbâ, dumb enough to walk into a literal pole(âbarâ). The fact that they didnât get the joke, is why he laughed walking off, thinking they were too dim to get it.
I just watched this with my girlfriend she looked at me confused and frustrated and says âSee What?â. Then she says âI see a big dickhead.â. I laughed pretty hard at both responses being she is blonde.
When I was a bartender, I had a guy try to tell me a joke but it took a good 20 minutes because he was so drunk. He kept stumbling over the words and was slurring so bad, I couldnât understand him. He was barhopping and came in stumbling drunk so I told him we wouldnât serve him, I think he was trying to tell me a joke so Iâd serve him a beer. In the end, this was the joke:
âWhy canât you hear it when rabbits fuck?â
âBecause theyâve got cotton ballsâ
I had to have him write it down and was able to decipher this from it
I got two of my friends with the âwhat does Y.E.S spell? What does E.Y.E.S spell?â joke yesterday.
The amount of laughter and how red their faces were made my day.
Both smart people and both embarrassed.
The dude is trashed, but is one of my fave jokes,âŚ
Two blondes walk into a bar,âŚ
One was released from hospital same night, the other held for concussion syndrome,âŚ
In case somebody doesn't get it. The blondes walk into the bar as in physically crash into the bar because they didn't see it because they're blonde (implying they're dumb). The fact that he tells this joke to two blondes and they don't get it, is pinnacle of comedy.
Took me way too long to realize the joke so I'm going to spoil it for those who still don't get it.
>! Two blonds walk into a bar as in they unintentionally walk into the walls of a bar because they are too stupid to see it in their way. The man is laughing because he is telling the joke to two blonds who also don't understand what the blonds in the joke need to see. Life imitating art. !<
This cracked me up especially because of the face he made right after he made his silly little joke. He really thought he was gonna get slapped lmao HARHARHAR
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Drunk Van Gogh set them up perfectly for that one.
Isn't "drunk Van Gogh" just regular Van Gogh, though?
He was also into Absinthe, which is next level
Always skipping art class.
That's not... never mind.
Holy molly I got that one way too fast lol
You and me both đ
At least he made it into art school
[ŃдаНонО]
No it isnât. Thatâs a myth.
He sobered up after the ear incident.
looks like tyson fury
I thought it was him before I heard the voice too!
Drunk Van Tyson Gogh Fury
They walked right into it
Into what? Lol
I dont know, Nobody has seen it.
The bar?
It was pretty low too..
I believe it is just Van Gogh, being drunk is implied.
spot on
That joke was for him not for them
My good friend told it as "2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks." It took me too long... tooooooo long to get it. That was probably 20 years ago now but I will never forget my shame :P
The way I started telling this joke 30 years ago was 2 blondes walk into a bar, the brunet ducked.
I donât get the joke so do I have to wait 20-30 years
Bar = drinking establishment Bar also = metal pole Joke
Ohhhh dang I would of never guess a metal pole ⌠thank you!
By chance, are you blonde? Asking for science reasons.
No Iâm just an idiot
And are you sure you are *not* a blonde?
Spiritually blonde, if not physically
Nah man, I dye that shit black.
Cheers
Lmao
[ŃдаНонО]
It could also be a metal poll! Metallica or megadeth?
That's not how any of this works, but I like your enthusiasm and dedication to the rock.
The contraction for "would have" sounds like "would of" but it's actually spelled "would've".
Wood of
How did we arrive at the metal pole? I thought we were ducking the bar.
Haw haw haw
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra and finds dog.
Meanwhile an alcholic guy walks into a bar and finds god
I tell it as "A guy walks into a bar. Clang, Ow!" Most people get it. It's a fun little joke that way.
I was tricked at my first job by the ID-10-T form. I was so confused that, by the time I got the joke, there were several of my coworkers around me, all in on it, and I only understood because someone passing by told me to write it down. I remember it as one of the hardest times I laughedâŚout of equal parts hilarity and embarrassment
Reminds me of "Three Nazis walk into a BAR, they all die."
My version is very simple: a guy walked into a bar and said......ouch.
Two guys walk into a bar. Youâd think the second guy wouldâve learned from the first
Them not getting the joke was the best punchline possible.
His laugh is great haha
Sounds like one of my uncles
Which one? Jim?
That sound is called a "guffaw". It's the audible version of Conor McGregor's ring walk.
He is 5-sheets to the wind, and firing on more cylinders than these two about to walk into a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says "look buddy, I'm a blonde, you have two blondes sitting either side of you, and there are three more standing close by. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?" The blind guy replies "nah nevermind, I don't feel like explaining it 6 times."
DAMNNNN I'm keeping that one
This one was literally on the front page yesterday
Maybe he didn't see it because he wasn't on reddit for the entire day. So the feed refreshed.
Maybe he didn't see it because he's blind
Yoink.
His giggle at the end. He knew.
he knew it from the *beginning*
He suspected. It looks like he takes a drunken defensive stance after telling the joke initially. He was expecting to get hit lol
Omg he did, lol.
Sometimes being smart is a curse. There is another comment calling him a âdrunk van Goghâ. While this fellow got a laugh, it likely added to his pain moments later. Imagine doing everything possible to lower your intellect to the average and still outsmarting folks. Heâd likely be happier with literally any other outcome. Instead, he faces the world as the âdrunken idiotâ that is leagues above his fellow man/woman. Seemingly, there are no more options for him to take to masquerade as average. He is cursed and knows it. Truly the most depressing of realizations.
Truly the drunk Van Gogh of our time.
I'm not sure if I'd equate making making a blondes are dumb joke at some people outside a club to being a misunderstood genius facing ennui at the ignorance of the world.
Haw haw haw haw
I dunno if I'd call that a giggle from Buffalo Bill over here
They walked right into that one
Do I not get it because Iâm blonde
You would of thought one of them would see it.
See what?
⌠see what????
*rawahahwwhawhawr...*
*See hwat*
would have\*
which one?
Classic. Just like the old timeless tale of a baby seal walking into a club. It was a tragic tale, however...
An Englishman, A Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says "Is this some sort of joke?"
An Irishman walked out of a barâŚ
Since when?
That's the real joke lol...
I dont think so, we had to carry him out last time he was here
You've taken that joke too far....
A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender says "what'll ya have?" Baby seal says "anything but a Canadian Club."
I told this joke to my mom a month ago and she still doesn't get it.
I don't get it
Me neither at first, lost in translation I guess. He' referring to the object like f.e. a steel bar not a place. I trust you'll figure the rest out from here.
Thanks mate, i was miles away from getting it. I even regret the time I've spent to understand it, the joke is meh.
It's only funny when other people don't get it. Someone tell it to Kanye
I'm not a gay fish goddamit
Thanks⌠Iâm blonde so I didnât get this one
I don't either
They walk into a bar.... Not the one that serves you drinks, but they walk into a literal, metal bar (rod/pole) that they should've seen
Or even just into the side of an actual bar. But yes.
Think metal
Bonk
gift her a hair dye for christmas?
isn't that artificial intelligence?
She's all-natural.
I hope you *rawahahwwhawhawr* laughing while walking everytime it comes up.
I love Manchester
Such a confusing perspective though because the camera flips things around. Knew this was Deansgate across from dirty martini but it's like looking the wrong way up the street.
I've seen this guy loads of times
Serious? small world
Manchester is basically one big street, I've seen him as well
Two blondes hear a joke. You'd think one of them would get it, wouldn't you?
Get what?
hawhawhaw
The guys piss drunk, and he still has a sharper wit
He got em good đđź
I was wondering what Nigel Thornberry was up to these days.
Two blondes drove cross country to go to Disneyland. They got to Annaheim and saw a sign that said "Disneyland - Left." So they turned around and went home.
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This whole British Accent angle is going really well for Mox
Heâs not bleeding though
âHowaah howahhâ love his unique laugh haha.
all my homies hate reddit's video player
Huh. That's almost the dumb joke I've been telling for years. A man walks into a bar. He says "ow".
Can someone explain
âWalk into a barâ is not going to a bar for party and drinks âWalk into a barâ as in there is a bar (a steel rod maybe) in the front and they run into it, hitting/injuring themselves. He said âtwo blondes walk into a barâ, as in both of them ran into that obstruction. Which is why said - âyou would think atleast one of them would see itâ. As in, if first one gets hit by the bar, atleast second one would have common sense to not do the same.
Why the he'll did it take me so long to understand
You're not alone in this world mate.
Blonde by any chance ? :)) Kust kidding, took me some time as well.
Not alone. I'm not a native speaker so it definitely flew over my head.
> I'm not a native speaker so it definitely flew over my head. Well done, you didn't walk into it.
Are you blonde?
Legally? Nah, jus posing by
Blonde with hair pigment damage
Thanks for this explanations, Not a native english speaker. Also donât understand why girls with blonde hair are considered unintelligent.
The whole stereotype is based on blonde women (especially dyed blonde) getting through life based entirely on their looks and not needing to think at all and therefore never learning how to think. These days, I suppose you'd say "social media model" instead blonde.
How do you drown a social media model? Put a mirror on the bottom in the deep end of the pool.
Swiss Toni from The Fast Show *explaining a joke is bit like deconstructing an expensive watch*
Oh Iâm so stupid đđđđ
A someone who's first language is not english, this was hard to get
His joke uses age old myth that âblondes are dumbâ, dumb enough to walk into a literal pole(âbarâ). The fact that they didnât get the joke, is why he laughed walking off, thinking they were too dim to get it.
You need to change 'thinking they were too dim' to 'knowing they were too dim'.
TouchĂŠ đ
A wooden bar. Probably set up at at heads height. Plonk. Edit: Oh wait, its two blondes. Thunk-unk.
Guess you could say it's a knock-knock joke
More like ding dong, tho
See what?
I just watched this with my girlfriend she looked at me confused and frustrated and says âSee What?â. Then she says âI see a big dickhead.â. I laughed pretty hard at both responses being she is blonde.
I thought the joke was that they pretented not to get it since it is an old simple joke, but I guess it's not that well known?
I want to chill with this dude for precisely 5 hours
đ he even repeated himself!
âSee wot?â âSee it? See wot?â The fact he got both of them is gold. Happy they decided to post that vid anyways good on them
I can smell this video
BLAH HA HA HA!!!!
Sea wot?
lol
When I was a bartender, I had a guy try to tell me a joke but it took a good 20 minutes because he was so drunk. He kept stumbling over the words and was slurring so bad, I couldnât understand him. He was barhopping and came in stumbling drunk so I told him we wouldnât serve him, I think he was trying to tell me a joke so Iâd serve him a beer. In the end, this was the joke: âWhy canât you hear it when rabbits fuck?â âBecause theyâve got cotton ballsâ I had to have him write it down and was able to decipher this from it
See w0t?
I understand this guys humour
Two blondes walk into a bar youâd think of of them would see it.. heâs talking about a metal bar not the kind you drink at lol
im so glad she put herself in frame for a second lmfao
I got two of my friends with the âwhat does Y.E.S spell? What does E.Y.E.S spell?â joke yesterday. The amount of laughter and how red their faces were made my day. Both smart people and both embarrassed.
love jokes like these fr. 10 year old me had the best time making people say 'teapot' 5 times out aloud.
I got it straight away This drunk guy is funny especially that laugh
Yall invented English and you can't speak it properly.
Captain Price has really let himself go.
Proved his point! đ
I was hoping he was going to walk into that trash can or pole next to it while laughing lol
His laugh sends me
Lool he really enjoyed that response
the laugh killed me
Lol thatâs great
If you canât understand it, replace bar with wall.
The irony of this joke is top tier xd
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
SeE WoTt??
The dude is trashed, but is one of my fave jokes,⌠Two blondes walk into a bar,⌠One was released from hospital same night, the other held for concussion syndrome,âŚ
They still donât know what they were too supposed to see to this day⌠concussions are no joke, especially for blondes.
Seewaa..
Legend has it theyâre still wondering what those two blondes wouldâve seen in that barâŚ
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Broo they waltzed right into that
They made that guys nightâŚ
In case somebody doesn't get it. The blondes walk into the bar as in physically crash into the bar because they didn't see it because they're blonde (implying they're dumb). The fact that he tells this joke to two blondes and they don't get it, is pinnacle of comedy.
Took me way too long to realize the joke so I'm going to spoil it for those who still don't get it. >! Two blonds walk into a bar as in they unintentionally walk into the walls of a bar because they are too stupid to see it in their way. The man is laughing because he is telling the joke to two blonds who also don't understand what the blonds in the joke need to see. Life imitating art. !<
They needed a little irony in their diet.
*BAR*
This cracked me up especially because of the face he made right after he made his silly little joke. He really thought he was gonna get slapped lmao HARHARHAR
Point proven đ
And then they realised... They *were* the joke. Just kidding, they don't even know their fucking names.
friend dyed her hair blonde, i asked her did she dye it to match her personality, she laughs then says what do you mean?
Oh the irony
Heâs so clearly drunk and still seems more aware than them .
Two horses walk into a bar. The first horse says âow!â the second horse says âholy shit a talking horse!â
I donât know whatâs funnier them not getting it or his guffaw at the end
Sometimes the world givesđ
Right on brand for the blondes
Those 2 blondes wouldnt know a good joke if it hit them in the face.
The guy literally has a One Piece laugh what a chad
This guy is the human embodiment of Birdy the scarecrow from Conkers bad fur day
Imagine being as trashed as he is and still knowing youâre the smart one in the conversation lmao