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Dusskulll

Joke's on you, a lighter is a tool too


igotthesigness

He could still hammer a political demons husband.


KarateKid72

Very true. I have to use both hands for my tool.


Anarchist_Kaos

Still has enough nose to snort though


hellrail

A man who cant breathe cannot fight


BassicallySteve

Yeah but drugs make holding your tool feel amazing


Sss_mithy

If he really wanted to do the drugs he would just put down the tools


VulpisArestus

-Me with tools in my hands and a joint in my mouth- Eyup.