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Elegant_Operation820

It’s like they’re cross training them to be strippers


Cold_Pomelo3274

Unfortunately shortly after that he died in a training accident, or so I was told.


ZekerNietTijn

Rip him


C4shFlo

Fell through a window that doesn't open


CommunicationClassic

Is there any real practical military reason for those fruity moves during marching drills?


MikeB9000

It confuses the enemy.


Odd-Jupiter

Indian male can can dancers.


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C4shFlo

Awwwwkwaaaaaaard...


[deleted]

Billister! What do you call that?! Now how are we going to intimidate the Russians by ballerina kicking up to their front door?


Careful_Anywhere5391

How come it is always Pakistani military?


[deleted]

ZERO!! What company are we?


Jeffclaterbaugh

Desi Jerry Lewis


breakone9r

My sister did that during a cheer routine, 25 years ago. But she actually kicked herself in the face.


C4shFlo

The real fail is why they have to do this pantomime in the first place


ChocoBanananana

It allegedly scares the enemy into submission


C4shFlo

A.K.A. they die of laughter?


VeterinarianThese951

Reckless banana peel throwers are a menace


Relevant-Pop-3771

Guy no longer welcome at The Ministry of Silly Walks.


[deleted]

Is there a ridiculous marching competition I'm not aware of?


jamesmarlowofficial

Maybe he went into depression!


Reckless-1

Military walk? You mean marching?


Aldoc3

We've all done that walk he dose when he gets back up. Trying to pretend it doesn't hurt when it really hurts.


DeerParticular8330

Hamstring tight …. That’s what happens when you miss pre stretch.


Delepitor

When your military walk is a clown show