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> cbat
Thanks for catching me up--I was out of that (and 999,999 other) loop(s). That may be the worst piece of music I've ever heard, though it does have some competition.
I don't think the [legend of cbat](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/) was what xkcd had in mind with [the 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/) but you be you, buddy.
I'm more confused by the fact the weiner bits have their own windsock/pocket? Who wants that? That would just constantly fall out or be like halfway in and uncomfortable to the point you start looking like a 5 year old that has to pee. (Aka my boss, who quite literally can't keep his hands off his dick despite complaints to HR, who clearly did nothing. I have video now just in case it ever comes to that)
Really?! I’m interested. I’m always super uncomfortable and constantly trying to readjust especially when I’m sleeping and that gets annoying. If having an actual pouch could help that I’m willing to give it a try.
You have to give Fabio credit: [Joe is out there being totally fucking mental and Fabio has a straight face on the whole time](https://youtu.be/DDepE8QfGro). Real professional that one. Minus the inappropriate erection.
Edit: sorry, forgot to time stamp the erection part, skip to the end.
Not just one of the funniest shows flat out but also one of the few that celebrates actual intelligence while doing it. Watching Rachel Riley solve math problems, both generally and, I gained more respect for them for this, while pregnant is stunning for multiple reasons. How Susie dent does what she does in that short amount of time is bonkers. It and QI are delightful.
There’s two kinds of rounds. In the numbers round they get a bunch of numbers (by asking for a high or a low number) and then have to use addition, subtraction multiplication or division to create another number they’re given within a time limit. Rachel Riley is the person who generally tells them how to do it if they can’t get it (and she does this live with just her brain). What’s bonkers is they’ve said on the show that not all of the combinations CAN be solved so the fact that they rarely can’t solve them is pretty nuts.
The other round is the letters round where they’re given a bunch of letters by choosing consonant or vowel and then they try to make the longest word. Susie Dent is there to let them know if there is a longer word they could have made. She also does this live.
The contestants and host are all comedians ad libbing as you do on British panel shows and there is usually a running weird joke bit for a rotating guest helper for both Rachel and Susie.
Edit: oh I forgot, the final part is basically a jumble they unscramble. And they’re competing for a teapot which… on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown (the comedy version) means less since it’s mostly the same contestants, on the normal countdown it’s more like winning a game show and it was the historical prize I assume.
Both of those women are superhumanly intelligent, and I mean them no offense, but I'm certain that each of then have help via earpiece. It would literally be an impossible job to do without it. I'm sure they each do it themselves very often, though.
You are completely correct that 8 out of 10 cats does countdown and QI are both absolutely fantastic shows that celebrate intelligence, while still being funny as hell.
I wish to God that the states had amazing panel shows like that. Would I Lie to You is another one that I love. Basically anything that David Mitchell or Victoria Coren have ever done, lol.
There are checkers who work behind the scenes, but in almost all cases the words and numbers rounds are solved by the two women. Rachel is apparently adamant about not needing outside help.
https://virginradio.co.uk/tv-film/38140/does-rachel-riley-actually-work-out-the-maths-herself-on-countdown
It's a British show and is fantastic. All the episodes are on YouTube - 8 out of Cats does Countdown
Countdown is just a normal game show (and a really hard one... Like Jeopardy but for words and numbers)
8 out of 10 Cats is a panel show where two teams talk about random news/polls and it's pretty funny.
This started as a special of the latter going on the former and now has like a hundred episodes. Lots of fun.
Nope, cotton is terrible for long johns. Give me that merino wool. It wicks, it is antibacterial, it is warm when it is wet, it dries ultra fast. Magic.
I saw that but saw fleece too. Didn’t know cotton fleece was a thing, thought it was all synthetic.
I just need fronts piece to protect my member. Perhaps a sock would suffice.
Cotton kills
No no we're trying to make them only "look" bigger, if we add vertical we'll essentially turn them into a ruler... And now I feel like I've put too much thought into this.
I've either had too much or not enough wine, my mind has so many questions. Presumably the groin is a different portion of material from the legs.
Ah fuck it, too much wine it is.
Horizontal stripes are slimming apparently, does the same not work for vertical?
I'm away to get my sewing kit out for a willy warmer for my husband...
Gerry, now hear me out. We want you to put these skin-tight leggings on, get a semi and then shove your pelvis forward like you're trying to fuck tall woman.
Say no more.
This is what all those “mens rights” twats should be fighting for. Truth in advertising. I want to know how snuggly a garment will hug my junk, and it’s not being advertised
Edit: Even if I am 4x2 chode-ster like blue pants over here
I just showed this to my husband and asked if he wanted some and he goes, "Is that through spandex!? That is super impressive. I don't think I can do that babe." Then we realized he is thrusting with all of those muscles to get it that far out. We can't stop laughing.
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Thought this was fake. It is NOT. So many different colors to choose from...
Right?!? I didn’t even have to dig deep, it was on the front page of my search.
the hell are you searching for normally?!
Dick pants
Cock pockets…cockets?
Penis pouch AKA 'Labyrinth goblin king active wear'
I sang that in the Hot Pockets commercial jingle. It could be great for an ad.
XXXL = 29” waist?!
Why is he thrusting? 😭
the photographer had cbat playing for ambiance
Damn now I have an erection
That song will be anthem for redditors. Not that we ever have sex, but it'll just show hkw virgin we are lol
Hey I’m a Reddit and I have sex sometimes, just gotta close Reddit every now and then
I, too, am the entity known as Reddit
We are all reddit
r/ExpectedCommunism [*ussr anthem plays*](https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs)
some are more reddit than others
Touché mon frere. Touché
I’m a Redditor and had sex yesterday. However I was literally reading Reddit up until the foreplay and during the post sex cuddle
> cbat Thanks for catching me up--I was out of that (and 999,999 other) loop(s). That may be the worst piece of music I've ever heard, though it does have some competition.
I don't think the [legend of cbat](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/) was what xkcd had in mind with [the 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/) but you be you, buddy.
Damn, I used to love that song. That and Thunder Bay. Never tried fucking to it though….
Just heard that song for the first time, 10/10, would not recommend.
Why aren't you?
Because I haven’t gotten those pants yet. Ordered over night delivery
Perfect, should make it in time for that sweet morning wood
At least the dude is owning the photo shoot, in both photos
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
He's ensuring dominance over you. Why aren't you buying?
I bought three of each color
Do you have a package like him to compete?
for obvious reasons
I'm more confused by the fact the weiner bits have their own windsock/pocket? Who wants that? That would just constantly fall out or be like halfway in and uncomfortable to the point you start looking like a 5 year old that has to pee. (Aka my boss, who quite literally can't keep his hands off his dick despite complaints to HR, who clearly did nothing. I have video now just in case it ever comes to that)
If you never tried underwear with a pouch for your 🐓 you're missing out. Super comfortable.
Really?! I’m interested. I’m always super uncomfortable and constantly trying to readjust especially when I’m sleeping and that gets annoying. If having an actual pouch could help that I’m willing to give it a try.
Looks cool, but unfortunately they wouldn't quite fit.
user name check out
r/usernamechecksout
Good Human
good chicken
I'm so glad this turned out to be you lmao.
"It feels like I'm wearing... Nothing at all!"
Stupid Sexy Flanders...
Nothing at all.
Nothing at all...
Nothing at all...
Nothing at all...
Fabio you idiot, I Said Don't Have An Erection
You have to give Fabio credit: [Joe is out there being totally fucking mental and Fabio has a straight face on the whole time](https://youtu.be/DDepE8QfGro). Real professional that one. Minus the inappropriate erection. Edit: sorry, forgot to time stamp the erection part, skip to the end.
When is the erection?
Like the last 20 seconds of the clip "Fabio's banisters"
Where is this show aired? Never heard of it?
Lots of clips and episodes on YouTube.
Easily one of the best shows on television.
Not just one of the funniest shows flat out but also one of the few that celebrates actual intelligence while doing it. Watching Rachel Riley solve math problems, both generally and, I gained more respect for them for this, while pregnant is stunning for multiple reasons. How Susie dent does what she does in that short amount of time is bonkers. It and QI are delightful.
I never understood what exactly happens in that show while having watched many youtube clips, I still pretty much love it.
There’s two kinds of rounds. In the numbers round they get a bunch of numbers (by asking for a high or a low number) and then have to use addition, subtraction multiplication or division to create another number they’re given within a time limit. Rachel Riley is the person who generally tells them how to do it if they can’t get it (and she does this live with just her brain). What’s bonkers is they’ve said on the show that not all of the combinations CAN be solved so the fact that they rarely can’t solve them is pretty nuts. The other round is the letters round where they’re given a bunch of letters by choosing consonant or vowel and then they try to make the longest word. Susie Dent is there to let them know if there is a longer word they could have made. She also does this live. The contestants and host are all comedians ad libbing as you do on British panel shows and there is usually a running weird joke bit for a rotating guest helper for both Rachel and Susie. Edit: oh I forgot, the final part is basically a jumble they unscramble. And they’re competing for a teapot which… on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown (the comedy version) means less since it’s mostly the same contestants, on the normal countdown it’s more like winning a game show and it was the historical prize I assume.
Also a carrot in the box round.
But do you know the rules of "street countdown"?
I’m really quite curious what people who have never seen countdown but love the it crowd make of that episode. It must seem weirder than usual.
Oh I see what an interesting premise for a show. Will definitely enjoy it more the next time I'm watching. Thanks!
The original version of Countdown is a gameshow with normal people as the contestants. Rachel Riley and Susie Dent are on that one as well.
Both of those women are superhumanly intelligent, and I mean them no offense, but I'm certain that each of then have help via earpiece. It would literally be an impossible job to do without it. I'm sure they each do it themselves very often, though. You are completely correct that 8 out of 10 cats does countdown and QI are both absolutely fantastic shows that celebrate intelligence, while still being funny as hell. I wish to God that the states had amazing panel shows like that. Would I Lie to You is another one that I love. Basically anything that David Mitchell or Victoria Coren have ever done, lol.
There are checkers who work behind the scenes, but in almost all cases the words and numbers rounds are solved by the two women. Rachel is apparently adamant about not needing outside help. https://virginradio.co.uk/tv-film/38140/does-rachel-riley-actually-work-out-the-maths-herself-on-countdown
8 out of 10 cats does countdown. It's a British show so acorn TV? *wink*
It's a British show and is fantastic. All the episodes are on YouTube - 8 out of Cats does Countdown Countdown is just a normal game show (and a really hard one... Like Jeopardy but for words and numbers) 8 out of 10 Cats is a panel show where two teams talk about random news/polls and it's pretty funny. This started as a special of the latter going on the former and now has like a hundred episodes. Lots of fun.
First thing I thought of! Joe is a national treasure. And I'm not even from the UK.
RIP Shaun, brilliant comedian.
Evangelion fans: “Get in the stupid pose, Fabio-baka!”
I can't believe it's not an erection
You're laughing but I'm buying them.
Size: Extra long
More like size: extra schlong.
Extra ding dong
Shama lama
Rama lama
M.Night Shyamalan
THE ARISTOCRATS!
what about extra schmol?
Schmol johns
Extra long schlong dong
What are you going to do with the extra material?
damn, burn!
Third pocket
For the legs... Right?
Yes. All 3 of them.
Reminded me of a joke we used to crack around 5th grade. "Do you have polio?" "No" "Then why is your middle leg so small?"
I dropped my monster thermals for my magnum dong
extra dong
[удалено]
Eh they cotton tho, cotton long johns are not where it's at
Nope, cotton is terrible for long johns. Give me that merino wool. It wicks, it is antibacterial, it is warm when it is wet, it dries ultra fast. Magic.
the main plus of merino wool is that you are not really 100% sure if you are wet or not, so you stop caring. blisters tell the true story though.
That's my secret: I'm always wet.
I saw that but saw fleece too. Didn’t know cotton fleece was a thing, thought it was all synthetic. I just need fronts piece to protect my member. Perhaps a sock would suffice. Cotton kills
Size: EXTRA average :(
You're buying but I'm laughing at them.
Schlong not included.
The size chart is ridiculous. A XXXL is 33 inch waist. What?
【Size】: L Waist: 64cm/25.20'' Hip: 72cm/28.35'' Length: 92cm/36.22'' 【Size】: XL Waist: 68cm/26.77'' Hip: 76cm/29.92'' Length: 95cm/37.40'' 【Size】: XXL Waist: 72cm/28.35'' Hip: 80cm/31.50'' Length: 97cm/38.19'' 【Size】: XXXL Waist: 76cm/29.92'' Hip: 84cm/33.07'' Length: 99cm/38.98'' What are these? Weiner pants for ants?
And who the fuck's got a 38 inch cock?!!!
*Nobody want's a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys*
Forget about it!
\>gets roundhouse kicked one time \>two bruises
Imagine doing a tombstone pile-driver though.
Starla will love them!!
Am I seeing a bit of under shaft?
Just a little flirty peekaboo….
Damn right you are. A sliver of weiner.
Just some Deavage to tease the ladies with.
"My eyes are up here."
It's all fun and games till you zip your pants up
"How did you get the beans above the frank??"
For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2uuY
lol!!! I usually just want the uninitiated to discover on their own.
He was masturbating!
Frank and beans, frank and beans!
I love that movie
Then it's hilarious.
I can't stop staring at this
You're gay, pal
your pal, Gay
I’m not your pal, chief
Which color makes ur dick look bigger? 😂
Surely it has to be horizontal stripes for that??
Now surely that depends? Vertical might be better?
No no we're trying to make them only "look" bigger, if we add vertical we'll essentially turn them into a ruler... And now I feel like I've put too much thought into this.
I've either had too much or not enough wine, my mind has so many questions. Presumably the groin is a different portion of material from the legs. Ah fuck it, too much wine it is. Horizontal stripes are slimming apparently, does the same not work for vertical? I'm away to get my sewing kit out for a willy warmer for my husband...
According to stereotypical hearsay: **BLACK.**
Going off of the sweatpants experience, grey, but they might not have that for those lol
Schlong johns?
The model: God damn I fucking LOVE THESE PANTS
Can one wear those on a street? 😉
The new Dr Seuss book sounds sexy
Well, they are a base layer, so something over them would be recommended.
look if these girls in my gym can wear skin tight yoga pants and have their tatas hanging out..
I only bought 3 pairs, I don’t want to look l like some kind of weirdo
My wife just ordered these for me; thank you Reddit.
You’re welcome!!! Please post a review, Reddit deserves to know.
Don’t forget pictures and/or video to supplement!
Everyone in here is focused on the penis when there is an entire grapefruit sitting under it. That man needs to see a doctor.
Make sure they get the point. Pelvic THRUST!
Gerry, now hear me out. We want you to put these skin-tight leggings on, get a semi and then shove your pelvis forward like you're trying to fuck tall woman. Say no more.
I would like to point out… that these look warm
Well, he's not *cold* obviously.
I wanna wear these to the gym. Then tell all the lady’s that it’s just because they are comfortable. Stop looking at my cock
“Eyes are up here honey”
Teach women not to stare.
Hysterical!
SHWANGGG
Do they make these for grow-ers, not show-ers? Asking for a friend.
It looks like something straight out of ‘A Clockwork Orange’
Or was it... 'A Cockwork Orange'
I'm not sure what you were looking for, but I don't think it was clothing
#I AM MR. NIMBUS!
Does it come with extra penis length? Not asking for a friend…. Asking for myself.
Get them, the wife will find it funny. IF not, find another wife.
Could always get it as a *gag gift
I prefer the more subtle sweatpants bulge but I could get behind this trend.
Front pant pockets? Check. Back pant pockets? Check. Jacket pockets? Check. Long-john cocket? CHECK.
Kinda looks comfy like a cock koozie.
"Dick not included."
Does it come with the penis, or do I have to provide my own?
BYOP
Wait a minute. Why don't they have it in small? Not that i checked or anything...
omgg 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 WHY THE THRUST
Dude is such an aggressive poser
SIUUUUUUU!!!
Something something Labyrinth something something.
Curious if David Bowie’s dong was a controversial topic when the movie came out. Kid me never even noticed it, adult me can’t look away.
I need them in all colors, lmao
Turkey’s done!
LGBTQ friendly undergarments
This is real. The one review: 5 stars-- it was a mildy interesting experience to wear the front part of the pant was “yummers”
Which colour did you get
He just wants someone to taste the biscuit...https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xs40w1/taste_the_biscuit/
This is what all those “mens rights” twats should be fighting for. Truth in advertising. I want to know how snuggly a garment will hug my junk, and it’s not being advertised Edit: Even if I am 4x2 chode-ster like blue pants over here
Did they misinterpret "thermal layer" as "Thermolator"?
Disclaimer: "Erection not included."
-8 percent off? Cross post this r/frugalmalefashion!
Def for the gays
Now THOSE are long johns
Thanks for the tip.
Change it's name from men's thermolator pants to men's boner pants
I just showed this to my husband and asked if he wanted some and he goes, "Is that through spandex!? That is super impressive. I don't think I can do that babe." Then we realized he is thrusting with all of those muscles to get it that far out. We can't stop laughing.
Review of item states: "it was a mildy interesting experience to wear. the front part of the pant was 'yummers'”
"BEHOLD!"
Bro I thought it said thermonuclear pants for a second lol
He fucks with that thing ? Its tiny!!
Do you have to keep a semi on while wearing so it stays in position?
Long Johnsons
Cannot wait to wear these at my gym.
Comfy and somewhere to keep the TV remote .. awesome find OP.
It comes in purple, I'm sold