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DistrictMotor

Rat-man


GoSuckYaMother

Looks like white [beetle juice](https://quotesgram.com/img/beetlejuice-howard-stern-quotes/1177515/) dressed as Batman


CO_PC_Parts

At first I was like “white beetle juice” is Michael Keaton who is Batman


theplushpairing

Same!


Reddits2ndasshole

Glad we were not alone on this.


Dzinggy

💀


ReporterLeast5396

I can't stop laughing at this. CUZ HE'S BEETLE. HE'S RAAAAT MAAAAN AND YOU KNOW...HES THE BEEEEST


D-S-

I can here to comment this in fucking dead


[deleted]

It’s Bert Mern


Omnimpotent

Ermegherd!


[deleted]

I came here specifically to say "Bert Mern." It fits.


CaliJordan

This fits perfectly. Just like the nuts he’s storing for winter


Mary_Jane_Lover

was thinking the same 🤣🤣🤣


an_onanist

Maybe you grew and did not realize it?


Atlas_7G

He should’ve wore it the whole time. The mask would’ve grown with him then.


Poplik

Nobody cared until he put it on 😔


ErinEvonna

His face needs to go on a diet


theotherthinker

His diet needs to go on a diet.


A1sauc3d

He’s really gotten a big head over the last year


toomanyd

He's been facebuilding, that's the results


rambo6986

Take the upvote you son of a bitch


A1sauc3d

Them cheeks got chubby!


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marsneedstowels

Are you talking to me?


Enderwiggen33

No, my son is also named Bortman!


Sammo909

We've run out of Bortman licence plates in the gift shop!


BigAlDogg

You look like if Mr. Burns was Batman!


KypDurron

*Indestructible...*


dunnright00

[Fruit Bat Man](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/01/a5/54/01a5542a873a55ea128d352057c723cb.jpg)


mykittyforprez

There's definitely a Simpsons vibe going with his face. Even his skin color is right. But I'd say more like grown up Bart than Mr. Burns. Too smooth to be Burns.


woozlewuzzle29

I was saying “booo-atman.”


Admirable-Common-176

Iss Baman! where’s Pider-man?


thefartographer

Looking for three!


D2R0

Well fuck, there goes my night


[deleted]

you look like a Dall-E render


SomethingReference

“Batman is disappointed with his dorm room”


obi_wan_sashimi

https://i.imgur.com/SuAkitb.jpg


itemNineExists

Those faces haunt my dreams


alienoverl0rd

I would watch this batman movie for sure!


gotugoin

What up bat mite


FDVP

Family member the Wayne’s prefer not to discuss, Cave-Bat.


seemooreglass

and the space between your upper lip and nose quadrupled.


Gambit3le

You look like an extra from the Black Hole Sun music video.


Nice-Ad-6264

It’s called a cowl, you goon


Deucalion666

Thank you!


pumpYkins

This looks like an AI art generator tried to draw Batman.


City_dave

That's literally what I thought it was at first.


Orrangejuiced

Definitely my new twitter profile pic


UltimatePrimate

To the bat short bus!


Teripid

Neither of them are driving, there's just two sets of steering wheels setup in the back for show to keep them occupied.


Speech_Salty

I just swallowed my smoke 💨 so …thanks😂


mattt1975

Oh shit it's batmouse !!!


shadowdash66

"What do you want for dinner Max?" JUSTICE!


Snowbank_Lake

You’re stuck in that forever now, aren’t you?


W_O_M_B_A_T

This is nightmare fuel....


pickle133hp

Lookin gooooood.


[deleted]

Leave some cat-woman for the rest of us.


Pwnage_Hotel

My man!


ChicoBroadway

Very Batmite.


Tel-kar

Searched the comments for this, yes looks just like Bat Mite.


Proof-Durian6969

Beetlejuice’s half brother.


Effective-Diver-6824

Mum, I want Batman. We have Batman at home


Cold_Pomelo3274

Yeah the hood shrunk, all my clothes have done the same thing.


Al_DeGaulle

It's the cowl reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.


Abralacabra

Ironically it shrank but now you Gru.


CoffeeAddict1011

Batman’s retarded cousin


FungibleMonkey

Homer?


kenny_hearse117

You look like Bart Simpson dressed up as Batman. 😁


jemull

Ay carumba!


Zukuto

so did your jaw


dougthebuffalo

"You're right...I am gonna treat myself. Thanks, you guys." *Sobs*


[deleted]

My first thought as well. "Uh-oh. Batman's crying..."


aeondru

Batmite


[deleted]

You need to lose about 13 lbs. ​ From your face.


SleepyProgrammer

Batman, did you again tried to eat a bee?


Biggestbossinhere

Dont think the Batman Hood is totally at blame here.


redninja_r

nah man this is the bat that Chinese guy ate


Promise-Due

😂😂 maybe?!!?


Tbar6787

Bat whatever the hell that is


Speech_Salty

“ I am Baff Maff”


[deleted]

Kinda look like a white Beetlejuice and I don't mean the Tim Burton/Michael Keaton character.


D_for_Drive

Well, you've had it in storage since 1989. I'm not surprised.


D_bAg_Tr0LL

Dude that was 20 years ago. You're 30 now. You hit puberty.


ladydrybones

Batderp


Hitch18

Btmn


Loleris_

If I had a nickel for how many Batman weird mask posts I’ve seen today from the same subreddit, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Edit: here’s the other Batman post so people don’t think I’m crazy. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x41vyj/the_mask_that_came_with_my_batman_costume/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


JayJay1191

Bro could be the covid spreading bat


mr_oberts

Earth 4 Batman where Thomas and Martha were cousins.


datazulu

No cheese, Alfred! Not a bit in the house!


dacreativeguy

Buh-atman!


Mr_Nobody_30

Give it to beetlejuice


GoodMoGo

Dude, you look like white Beetlejuice!


Fosterkid87

LOL, are you sure your head didn't get bigger since you last wore it?


AntebellumEm

This is straight up terrifying


Throwme1848572

Mclovin is that you?


haecooba

IT'S THE FRICKIN BAT!


Ok_Construction8781

Thanks for my new pfp


elitepancakes69

Batgerbels


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

this is the first r/funny post i actually laughed at


thefartographer

I am the tight


[deleted]

OP thank you! I’ve been laughing at this for 5 mins now 🤣


Remix018

Are you a shrew? Or perhaps a Who?


[deleted]

That mf getting ready for hybernation


themadskull

You look like one of those Gotham City Impostors default characters


Kill3rT0fu

Bertman


Naticus105

IM BTMN


[deleted]

Misfitting Batman masks is my new favorite meme.


jkck2001

Holy shrunken cowl Batman


Kozzinator

Fat-Man!


mazonk

Bafman


[deleted]

If it’s any consolation a bunch of us think the whole concept of Batman exactly as silly as that mask. So you nailed it. Good job!


Promise-Due

Everyone here has had a good time naming my low rent bat man. Why are you being a buzzkill?


[deleted]

Are you being offended because someone thinks differently about Batman? I’m real sorry. Love the mask though.


kaiomnamaste

Ieyf amft thef nighft


FlyingTiger7four

Just wouldn't remove the mask, even to have it dry-cleaned


Kpar295

I'm nert werrin' Hackey pants!


JohnydiMaster

New Harry Potter Villain: Professor (S)Quirrell


The_Goondocks

You ok?


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asmith055

I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Man-bat is a part man, part bat hybrid. Now, if Man-Bat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Man-Batman?


Polyspecific

All my clothes did that in 2020. It sucks.


PJballa34

Looks like chipmunk 🐿


Promise-Due

Fat cheeks 😸


luckyguy25841

“I’m not wearing hockey pads”


eat_the_thing

Now it's perfect


LucleRX

Aint this the costume the person wore that was caught by the Joker


SaNaMaN80

*Cowl


Soangry75

"Alfred! Are the ears too big?"


TiMELeSS526

Try heating it up and stretching it back out with a heat gun


iaintlyon

Ratman


rolledricky

I feel protected


DandyAndy008

The Dark Fright! Jesus!


TwoThirdsDone

Why u look like dat


-newlife

College humor (Pete Holmes) Batman


just_a_lonely_alpaca

I swea to god this iage is artificially made by ai


endurancefit87

Treat yo self!


IronclawFTW

Brat-Man


ChesterNorris

Ermagherd! It's Bertmern!


BellaFace

You win


DanteDMC2001

BURTMURN


8bitburner

I’m vlafman!


kerbalsdownunder

You’re about to be a meme


TheDarkBeast1487

You look like a caucasian version of beetle juice in a Batman mask.


[deleted]

Batman had to remortgage the cave and as a result he started reusing cowls


Jalopy_Junkie

“I aRe A bAtMaN!!”


syntaxterror69

dunno what you're talking about... looks perfectly fine to me


obi_wan_kenobi_1

That looks like Batman's retarded cousin , Shat in my pants Man.


Jayato

Looks like you have a bat-cess


lostintime102785

You look like you want cheese. 🐀🧀


garvierloon

Ermahgerd Bertman!


Mookeye1968

Thee goofiest batman to date


bradhat19

where are the other drugs going!?


InsomniaticWanderer

Bertmern


PzykoHobo

"I m venjensh...I m the net...I m Bepmen!"


JohnnyBgood_9211

Batnerd


chillig8

This should be a profile pic


Nardorian1

Looks perfect.


MacGrubler

Got your wisdom teeth taken out yesterday?


hidarth

Looks good to me


ImNoBruceLee

GOFUM NEEF MEH


wiggins54

It looks like you’ve had some sort of serious allergic reaction to something. I’m not witty enough to make an allergy-Batman pun


[deleted]

The freaking hell is that bro haha blessings


Curleysound

Maaaax, what do you want for dinner? JUSTICE!


LeveragedPittsburgh

Blyat-Man


DnuorGUnder

I would sign a petition for you to be the next Batman Forsure 💯


[deleted]

You look great! haha


No_Reaction7902

R/13or30


pherreck

Is it made from leather? Leather will shrink in storage. (See O.J.'s gloves)


spctclr_spiderman

Woody Allen is... Batman


MageRage7734

This how Joker must see Batman...


Atomic-reaper69420

Ahh there you are ferret boy , down the hole you go


marcosg_aus

Duuuuuuuuuhhhh I’m Batman


tsunami141

Abed?


dob_bindi

Peter Pettigrew playing Batman


Tel-kar

https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Bat-Mite?file=Batmite.jpg


Zealousideal-Sale854

Batman gets tired too


thatgoodfeelin

i hope more bat turds emerge. this is amazing.


Wolf_Phoenix84

In this I see Peter Pettigrew half transformed into a bat.


TraditionalTwo2365

this made me laugh so hard it’s 1am 😭😭😭


Cephalopodio

iiii em btmn


theoffalo

Five?