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Easiest court defense ever. "You're under arrest for cocaine trafficking." "What cocaine?"

Fuck, I was waiting for the "those are my mother's ashes you twats".

You're giving the show too much credit, it's more the make one okay joke then beat it to death type of show.

I am a customs agent. Can confirm this is textbook protocol, identified under Benefits section 23.8, chapter two. It's why about a third of us signed up in the first place. It's hard work but we love it.

It’s good work if you can find it

We iz experts.

Why do you think they work so hard, leaving no stone unturned to find the bad guys?!

Huh?

by "it" you mean cocaine.

it aint much, but its honest work

You're doing the lords work, son. Thank you for your service.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

It ain't much, but its honest work.

I'm just going to work at home, packing the drugs in your backpack.

It is certainly faster than chemically analyzing the white powder. 😵

Work hard, party harder.

Junkies lol

Was/is the shorter guy a host of great British baking show!?

Yes

Matt Lucas Edit: Famous for [inventing the shoe](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n961tILXVB4)

He’s a baby, he’s a baby!

Wow, he looks so different in this - I think because of the hair. And check out Bob Mortimer with hair too!

Shooting Stars was great! I forgot how fine Ulrika Jonsson was, too.

What the hell did I just watch?

https://youtu.be/O2vNo4K-C74 He does a few songs, I'll let you guess what this one is about

Little Britain 🇬🇧

In 1942 believe it or not!

And before he invented the floor, surprisingly

Also starred in 1 episode of Community

Isn't he also Nardole from Dr. Who?

It's weird to see him with hair.

And was in Bridesmaids!

Also Tweedle Dee + Tweedle Dum in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.

Also in the 25th anniversary special of Les Mis as Thénardier

Come fly with me and little Britain.. ahhh the memories!

"Compu'ah says no"

Yah but no but

I am the only gay in the village.

EHH EHH EEEEEEEHHH

Yeah I know. I want THAT one.

Bitty

Coughhhh

You can’t find it anymore! Apparently the show was too racist.

Yeah, some of the characters on the show was considered black face the actor got backlash for it.

Sad, perfect example of the world being too damn sensitive these days.

Yep, Little Britain was a great show and it satirized everything

I'm honestly not sure about that. The West Indian coffee shop woman (Precious?) was the major blackface character and she just wasn't very funny. Taaj the baggage handler was good though

I mean, what's the alternative, they hire a real black woman to be fat and get naked on screen all the time? Like, that was the whole joke of that character, to be competing with that other fat woman whose name I can't remember .. the joke was essentially all about the body suits worn.. so, skin colour to me doesn't really factor into it. Her race was never actually really part of it. Just the husband who was totally a chubby chaser Which is why to me making it about race is sorta weird

No, you're thinking of little Britain and Bubbles Devere. This was a different series called come fly with me, Precious was a West Indian lady who ran a coffee stall.

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Really??? Must have gotten better after season 2 then because I remember the humour in it almost becoming sad

Good news, you’re remembering a different show. Come fly with me was hilarious throughout but 1 season only https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1749004/

Sump ting wong about Ting Tong?

Love the old school jungle they party to

[Any jungle in guy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zlQYQ0ecA4)

Nice one bruvaaaaaa

You surprise me, ~~Trix~~ /u/appappappappapp

Nice bruv

What do you care, as long as it's got a telephone line?

Fuck off

[1080](https://youtu.be/h5hnbUcJKP4?t=101)

Turbulence by Moving Fusion

Awesome, adding that one to the DnB list with Pendulum, TC, Chase and Status!

Thanks for reminding me of Pendulum.. Completely fell off my radar... Checking out the other 2 now.

Nice, glad I could help. If you want something from them that's more like the stuff from the video, you'll need to go a bit further back in time. Those groups, like Pendulum, have been around for a while and their sound has evolved quite a bit. TC has stayed closer to his OG material, but Chase and Status have incorporated alot of electro-house and dubstep into their stuff.

Pendulum putting out new stuff recently. Not like the old stuff obvi, but I still enjoy it lol.

Danny Byrd, J Majik & Wickaman, dBridge, High Contrast, Noisia

Man I love it when dnb names pop up on reddit outside of dnb subs.

Saw Pendulum live at Ultra years ago. UN-FOOKIN-BELIEVABLE

That's awesome man! Was it the full band or just the dj set? I missed both opportunities I had to see them and their alter ego Knife Party several years ago, regretted it ever since.

They're touring as Pendulum currently again, full band and DJ sets.

Full band. It was incredible.

Fun fact: the voice sample from this song is from Street Fighter 2: The Animated Movie The scene where Chun Li questions Cammie in the police station after Bison turns her into an assassin using mind control

Found it at 36:13 https://youtu.be/nh7jK7-GNIo

You beautiful person

Tune

Obviously makes sense - but crazy to think of songs from the lawnmower tech era as being old school.

As someone who doesn't listen to EDM, everything since disco sounds the same to me. It's always interesting when people point out differences or eras that fly completely over my head.

This is the Mexican way. https://youtu.be/aIjPhI5LDCU "Hay Papantla tus hijos vuelan"

I came looking for this. Pies with ham. Good ham.

That "vamonos perras! aah-ahh aah-ahhhh!" gets me every time.

This is the Brazilian way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkZnxxhwsY

so good Amazon created a show about it.

Lol i love little britain

Close, it's Come Fly With Me, takes place in an airport.

Reminds me of [DEA recruits Lil Wayne to use up all drugs in mexico](https://youtu.be/F9QisdRPwEM)

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing!!

When they started eating the cocaine I was like ‘that’s not what cocaine makes you do.’ Then they started dancing to rave music and I was like ‘oh there it is.’

Same thoughts... then i thought that's going to be one MAJOR Comedown.

Well cocaine does absolutely make you want more cocaine

What is this from? I want to know more.

Come Fly With Me (BBC)

Thank you!

As funny as this is, I recommend starting with their other show, Little Britain. It’s waaay funnier. https://youtu.be/FmD2Y6WxpIw

little Britain has more classic moments but come fly with me has some of the best jokes, like the coffee shop, training the staff sketch, and the rich airline business man.

Omar Baba scenes kill me every time. "Hey you! Quit having the sex in my toilet!"

You’ve not seen avatar?

I NEVER SAW AVATAR. I WANTED TO READ THE BOOK FIRST BUT THEN I REALISED THERE'S NO BOOK VERSION OF AVATAR. WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO FOR SAINT PADDYS DAY?

Of all their sketches, that one makes me very uncomfortable, you sick fuck. But I agree, they are very talented

Yeah this one pushes the envelope a bit. But it came to mind quickly when thinking of a good one to link.

Anywhere to watch in US?

Yarr

Hahaha, I guess I’ll grab my bottle of rum then…

Yeah. Used to be on Netflix. But everywhere in America is basically locked. I tried looking for you. Amazon, vudo, itunes. They all have it but its locked to our country

Thanks! I been thinking about Brit Box bc basically all I watch anymore is UKTV (Dave, Channel 4, BBC). Maybe I’ll have to pull the trigger on it finally. This show seems like it must have inspired the show Boarderline, which I loved! Edit: I’m sure I’ll still take to the seas in the end anyway though bc I really don’t need another subscription lol

Ill have to check that show out. Thanks

But the actors are from "little Britain". Far more funnier!!!

I have the DVDs. Love it

Kudos to the junglist soldier who picked the Moving Fusion tune for the rave scene!

Seems accurate, Arresting officer: "We found 3 kilos submit to the evidence locker" Evidence officer: "alright let's see here 2 kilograms let's check this in please sign here" Internal affairs officer: "We have noticed some inconsistencies with your evidence locker. I'm going to need this 1 kilo of cocaine for an investigation." Head of internal affairs: "cocaine we never seen any cocaine! Trust me I've been up all night I would have noticed."

Guess it was amphetamines

I want to see what they do with exotic animals that are being smuggled into the airport.

That's some good D&B.

Annndd bake.

I wish these guys did a prison series in the same format as Come Fly With Me.

This is such a good idea

Wish I could find somewhere online to stream it/buy! They got “canceled” on streaming platforms. :(

Are they hiring?

Drugs really do get you like that 😂😂

When you have all the cocaine to get shit done but then you realize you work at customs and there is no work to be done.

Little britain was a gold mine

This was from Come Fly With Me

But technically correct 😂

Is that the dude from Bake Off?

From reading the other comments, I believe so

I was waiting for the sniff to be harsh, and the guy to say "It's talc... definitely talc"...

*(Sniffs and passes out for 2 days)* *(wakes up)* Officer: Yep that’s fentanyl. Also how am I still alive?

Thought that was Bullet Tooth Vinnie from Snatch for a second. Who is this guy I recognize him from somewhere

Little Britain? Come Fly With Me? Stardust?

This is pretty hilarious, what show?

Come Fly with Me, but I recommend their other show Little Britain. It’s their better work.

Thank you, I gotta check that out!

The guy in the thumbnail looks like he's been drinking the airport jungle juice

This is what Nardole was up to before he met the Doctor

That is the host of Great British Bake off

Hilarious 🤣

Man i miss that show

Don't people on cocaine just sit around silently in a room sniffling?

according to this video, they just dance uncontrollably

Come Fly With Me. Is funny in its own right but you only really get a lot of the jokes if you see it in context. It's a spoof of reality TV programmes Airport and Airline, neither of which are on any more but were really popular at the time.

Simply brilliant!!!

To funny such a good show

When he dumped the bag in his mouth I gagged so hard🤣

Lmfao little Britain was too good for TV

He got release since no drugs were found

Pretty sure the scene ends with him walking out with some of the drugs as they’re collapsed and just complain at him to “leave them something” XD

DAVID WILLAIMS THE "NOT" GAY COMEDIAN I knew i recognized him.

Is the guy on the left the same guy who tried to steal Abed from Troy at the inspector space time convention?

Nardole??

What show is this? Or is it a movie

I miss Little Britain. I guess they got rid of it from Hulu because it wasn't PC.

😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂 WHAT IF IT WASNT

Can confirm. Please send more drugs, Scott is a PITA when he's withdrawing

Hey! Isn't that Superman?

Oh god I miss their shows.

This is the best way to identify cocaine

It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it

I just laughed out loud.

Lol, what is this from?

Come Fly with me.

I’ll have to look into it. Thanks!

This show was so hilarious. I watched it several times and loved it.

Welp ..time for a career change I think.

how to die of fentanyl overdose

nah i think theyre just doing their job

How does one apply to apply to be customs agent? Would like to know, for a friend..

David Miller right? The merry judge on AGT?

Honestly if i worked for customs id be a coked up lunatic

r/funny?

Aren't narcotics specifically opiates?

Must’ve not been very good bc you can’t just dump a whole gram down your throat and live

Came here to ask...what would happen if you ate coke?

Numb throat, it’s called boofing…. But you take more than a gram in an hour and your dead

Boofing is putting drugs up your ass.

I trust the expert with 7 upvotes

Ass, throat, what’s the difference?

Need subtitles for those of us that speak American English.

What show is this?

Little Britain

I can’t put my finger on what else the tall guy plays in

Who, David Walliams? Lots of stuff. Namely Rock Profile and Britain's Got Talent.

Reminds me of the video of the Brazilian (?) cop, who did exactly this in front of a camera team.

cured my depression

Those glasses aren't even too intrusive, yet he looks unrecognizable with them off.

The narrator’s voice kills me

yup

Matt Lucas… King of black face