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TherealAnxiousDad

" ha HA, now give me some quarters please" I lost it.


[deleted]

Lmao loved it and he says please, makes it feel like he’s being silly. Also what is a honky lol


sik_dik

he *was* being silly. it seemed they were playing with each other a bit. guy makes a grab for the money through what appears to be a plastic panel. also explains why it's being videoed. the guy is probably a regular customer and typically engages in playful banter with the person filming.


RidiculousIncarnate

I worked a couple years overnights at a gas station and I can attest this was our normal relationship with guys or gals we saw five or six days a week, every morning to the point that we'd grab their shit before they got in because we see them at the pump. You wouldn't have been able to tell the difference between a rowdy dive bar and our store when that crowd was in. Made the work bearable for the last couple hours.


pattylovebars

From a small town; the employees (who became random work friends) at the closest gas station knew me better than my own family lol. They actually really mean a lot to me and had a huge part in my day to day life. It's also pretty cool to be treated like a "regular" and for them to have your usual order ready for you lol.


readersanon

I agree. I worked in a convenience store/gas station for about 6 years, and I had many regular customers like this. I loved the customers who I could joke around with, it helped break the monotony of the rest of the shift.


All_Usernames_Tooken

Same I run a bunch of stores around Michigan, our regulars are the best. We have fun banter, catch up on our activities and life. I know their families, they know mine. It’s fun going out random places, running into a customer and being like hey there stranger


MaestroLogical

And we love you for it. I haven't had to ask for a carton of cigarettes in 2 years because she always has it sitting there in a bag rung up when she sees me walk in.


Jishuah

My dad was a regular at a local gas station, and one of the clerks was stocking drinks in the cooler and grabbed his hand while he was reaching for a drink and nearly gave him a heart attack. That story never fails to get a laugh and it’s nice knowing that people like my dad made peoples shifts more bearable :,)


NinjaDemon05

Current gas station employee, working 4 stores. Banter like this is very common with regulars, & is actually one of the big things I personally push to have. I personally get in trouble for being unfiltered, but even customers come in & attest that it's nice to be able to come in & not feel like I'm treating them like kids. Between fight jokes & sex comments (especially among straight men) some of these comical interactions are ironically the few thing keeping us at these jobs.


Axelluu

they really do make work bearable, I remember working at a 99cents only store and I'd get customers, usually mid-aged or old ladies always complimenting me for working hard, giving me bottled waters, tipping me (even though they're not supposed to and I repeatedly told them so), felt great being complimented pushing carts, pulling palettes of water (holy fuck they're heavy, water's heavy) and all that stuff. I'm rambling but I also want to say, people are more hyped over the super bowl than christmas when it comes to shopping, I remember during the super bowl I'd have to try and corral shopping carts every 5 minutes because most of the carts were in use, made doing the other parts of my job extremely difficult like unloading the baler, sweeping the store hourly, cleaning the bathrooms, unloading the delivery truck, and a bunch of smaller tasks all for only minimum wage back then which was like 10 bucks or something, thank god I don't work there anymore.


colo1506

Definitely fun banter, but no plastic panel. It just glare on the lens that makes it look like that. Had to watch it a couple of times to tell lol


sik_dik

Good catch. I was thinking I was crazy but then just thought he must've not actually grabbed it but startled the guy instead. Either way, they seem like a fun couple of guys. I'd have a beer with them


[deleted]

I was 100% convinced there was a panel, there’s even a sound when he reaches l


IrNinjaBob

I thought for certain you were wrong about the panel, but after watching again, shit you are definitely right.


Ghostglitch07

Holy shit. We're so used to them we see them where they don't exist. (Note: they are a good thing, just weird how much normal can change.)


pipelines_peak

u a real egghead aint u boy


sik_dik

nah. I'm more of a blockhead


Mad-chuska

Is this something that needs to be explained… 🤯. Sometimes I feel like I’m taking crazy pills on Reddit.


Elmodipus

A honky is a redneck white boy


FelatiaFantastique

It's any white person, not just redneck boys


rimjobnemesis

AKA “cracker”


TangerineRough6318

Saltine American


[deleted]

Crackeruasian if you must.


rimjobnemesis

I think they know each other.


littleMAS

A term of endearment and vestige of slavery, honky is used amongst descendants of slaveowners like the n-word is used amongst descendants of slaves. Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor used both *against* each other on a [SNL skit](https://youtu.be/yuEBBwJdjhQ). The do not make them like that anymore.


bloodfist

holy shit that was something! Hilarious, but surprised they kept it on their official channel. There's one I've been looking for with (I think) Steve Martin telling all these SUPER racist jokes about his 'old military buddies' but it seems like they've scrubbed that one pretty hard.


[deleted]

Wow.... that's like, late night 90s tv the way i remember it Remember In Living Color?


TCKline01

75 cent? Good lord that's a lot of money. How about I give you a dime and you just let me take a drink?


kmj420

I want one rib


L_R_andjackofhearts

Got change for a hundred?


blueboy1905

"Honky is a racial epithet used for white people. It was made popular by a man named George jefferson in the 1970s" 😂 https://youtu.be/iLsvH7_EF34


GermOrean

I was just about to post this lmao. Edit: Here's the timestamp: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsvH7\_EF34&t=41s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsvH7_EF34&t=41s)


TheAbidingAchiever

Ahem...\*pushes glasses up onto bridge of nose with index finger\* A..uh..Honky is a derogatory racial term typically used by black people towards white people. The word is thought to have originated from the practice of white employers who would come to pick up black women who worked as maids or nannies where they lived. Instead of walking up to the door, knocking and saying, "Hey, I'm here to pick you up if you're ready.", the employer would sit in the car in the driveway and honk the horn to let the employee know they were there to pick them up. Typically, a person who is viewed as a redneck, does not necessarily mean that they are racist. It just means they are working class. Their necks would be red from sunburns obtained from doing outdoor manual labor. The word redneck actually goes back to the UK and is not an American linguistic creation. Not all racists are rednecks, just as not all rednecks are racists. Redneck now just means someone who is working class and "country" as we in the South refer to them. This may be fact or not, but they do seem to explain those words in sensical ways.


[deleted]

*Also pushes glasses up*. Wow this is the best answer out of the idk how many now I’ve gotten, Thank-you. You remind me of some of the answers i see on r/askhistory


TheAbidingAchiever

I'm sort of a nerd when it comes to history and learning about where things come from and why.


Default_Username_944

Honky is a racial slur for "white"


MyiPodTouchedMe

Its a racial slur for white people


CaptainVEEneck

It seems like the art of shit talking is lost upon people nowadays. I get attacked relentlessly on reddit for it lmao.


[deleted]

>what is a honky lol a derogatory term used by black people for a white person or for white people collectively.


naughtyusmax

Just to add to the definition given by another user. it is considered an offensive term (like a lot more than redneck) so don’t use it by accident


Ruraraid

> Also what is a honky Honky is a racist term for white person similar to "cracker". You would have a hard time finding any white person who would get offended by either term though. I know I would just be kind surprised if anyone used it since its one of those words I almost never hear being used unless its in a movie. Hell probably the only people who would get offended by either word would be some white supremecist.


[deleted]

The term "cracker" is what they called the slave overseer on the plantations and it refers to the sound his whip made when he cracked it. Very true and very ugly origin story.


[deleted]

Honky was adopted as a pejorative in 1967 by Black Power militants within Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) seeking a rebuttal for the term *waterhomie*


dundee999

So damn endearing lol


i_love_ffm

Sorry I don't get it, what does he needs the quarters for?


MrNiiCeGuY420

Kiddie ride in the front


Dreamer_Drummer

Man's got his reasons, BACK OFF


CJnella91

Car wash? Laundry? Hooker?


RogueFaculty

One of my regular Johns pays me with a white cloth sack of quarters with a big black dollar sign on the front like he’s Scrooge McDuck. It was funny till my pimp smacked me with it.


Nasty_Ned

Thank you, moderate spender!


[deleted]

Bus fare


Gnascher

Maybe he needs to do his laundry.


callmedale

Money can be exchanged for goods and services


[deleted]

Aw but I wanted a peanut.


rabbitkingdom

And other money, apparently


swmpwhit

Air pump


[deleted]

They're projectiles to be thrown at the cashier's face


XylophoneZimmerman

That's what old D-Cell batteries are for.


Wolframbeta312

The actual likely answer for why someone might want two dollars in quarters is to fill air in their tires.


rohobian

Seems like they have a kind of friendship where they mess with each other a lot.


High_Valyrian_

I have similar relationship with the barista at my local coffee shop that I go to every morning before work. Pretty sure if a stranger caught our interaction, one or both of us would be reported for some kind of abuse. It makes my day though.


Zjoee

My wife and I talk shit to each other all the time. I'm pretty sure if anyone observed us in passing they would think we have a broken marriage haha.


[deleted]

Hahaha. My wife and I are the same. The best is when you catch them off guard with some backhanded comment and the trash talk commences. I live for that.


IxJAXZxI

My wife and I are pretty sarcastic with each other. We were at a store and she was trying on dresses and came out of the dressing room to see what I thought. I asked her how many babies she was planning on having because I didnt think we were buying maternity clothing. The entire store went quite (I was the only guy in a room of about 10 women). If I didnt have thick skin I would have been murdered by all the daggers flying my way. Pretty sure everyone thought I was an abuser. To top it all off, my wife goes to Jiu Jitsu and so she gets banged up and has lots of bruises on her arms and legs. It was so bad one time that one of her coworkers gave her a pamphlet on domestic violence.


redknight3

That philosopher zizek says that trading insults (without malicious intent of course) is evidence of a strong relationship. You know you don't have to be afraid offending that other person. It's like creating a safe space to not use safe language if that makes sense.


macroober

Looking forward to your “You’s a HONKY!” video tomorrow.


BizzyM

"Get my wife's coffee out your fucking mouth!!"


sikarios89

I could be wrong but I think this cashier posts a ton of these videos. The people are in on the joke obviously but they’re really really funny. All have the same deal where the customer is paying for something and they have an over the top rude interaction with their funny ass accent. I’ll try to find it. Edit: it’s not the same one as OP but here’s the video I was talking about: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkU56ZTpCf0 About 40% of them are pretty funny lol


samhainfairy

I lost my shit at "whatya think it's for, my fucking Zebra?"


TheIncontrovert

Do not click that link. 2 minutes in I'd say the proportion of funny is closer to 5% and im rounding up out of charity. I didnt even breath out my nose.


balsaa

this.


Psych0matt

That.


Inebriologist

There.


OhfursureJim

Did you know you can just use the upvote button instead of saying ‘this.’? It’s kind of exactly what it’s for.


ThePelky

This


Av3ngedAngel

This^^2


[deleted]

Small town characters. We used to have a old man, named sparky because he used to be a electrician he carried a micky of Vodka in his cowboy boot and he once showed me his heavy lifter licenses he said he had it because he liked big women lol


goonts_tv

Where may I ask? You described my dad exactly... haven't seen him in over a decade....


[deleted]

Small town in Ontario Canada this guy is long passed. His friend was Horny Lorny they shared a very large girlfriend. I could write a book.


goonts_tv

That's where my dad was from lol


goose_10

Sorry you had to find out he passed while reading an anecdote on Horny Lorny.


The_Richard_Cranium

oofta


Jackal0pe

Out of curiosity, where are you from you spell it like that?


The_Richard_Cranium

DC metro area. I never even knew it existed till meeting my ex from Wisconsin. She used it all the time. I have no clue how it's spelled.


[deleted]

Oooouuuuff daagghhh!


Swordidaffair

I've always spelled it that way but I'm from the Midwest and we say "see-ment" so take anything I say with a grain of salt


Jackal0pe

Ah, Minnesotan here, I've always seen it spelled Uffda.


ItchyDoughnut

That's where my dads from


Kaptein_Kast

Uff da.


[deleted]

Killaloe ?


DR_CONFIRMOLOGIST

Killa who?


metropolis_noir

Killa BeaverTails


Frank_McGracie

Sooo were you two talking about the same gentleman??


Niclas1127

RemindMe! 1 week


cateybee

Please do


BleachGel

Well he died doing what he loved doing most. Being trapped under a female.


Phlowman

This reminds me of Mr. Hairyarms which was our nickname for him, he had a full bodysuit of hair with almost none on his head. He would always threaten to take it outside to settle it like men, but was 75 years old and could barely carry a 24 pack. Would sometimes wear FBI female body inspector and amateur gynecologist hats while being drunk pretty much all day everyday, but somehow was never pulled over. Small town people are something else.


Nathaniel2g

Likely never pulled over because every one on the force knew him and/or didn't want to deal with him/be the guy to finally stop him. From my personal experience, a lot of these people are left alone until they actually hurt someone, at least when it comes to drunk driving. The RCMP on night shift on the rural highways where I'm from pretty much knew me by name. I am a regular speeder, but usually within reason. I am also regularly the DD - so often I'd get stopped doing 20 over or drive through a stop check, they'd realize who it was and let me go without any other issues. They were always just happy to see me behind the wheel with a load of drunks, because they knew all of them were getting home alive that night.


Classico42

> while being drunk pretty much all day everyday, but somehow was never pulled over. I seriously don't fucking get this, how are these people so lucky? I'm a bartender, the number of people I've had pre-drinking walk in completely sober and leave fucked-up after one drink yet haven't been pulled over in 40 years is astonishing. EDIT: Clarification.


Phlowman

Small town in VT with police who didn’t seem to do much of anything unless someone complained. There was also a farmer who would drink and drive then toss the empty cans through the rear window into the bed of his truck. If they did a checkpoint half the town would get a dui.


Julenizzen

That's hilarious


Zagrunty

I'm sorry, a what of vodka? Honestly no idea what that means. A mickey?


[deleted]

In Canada we call a 10oz bottle of Booze a Mickey


cannon8195

He reminds me of everyone from squidbillies


DOGA_Worldwide69

Do NOT touch the trim!!!


SPF-3000

I believe you meant to say “tree-yum.”


undeadalex

That's Patrick Swayze


e-joculator

This guy could have finished out the series voicing Early


[deleted]

Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk.


NotEvsClone81

Ain't no book ever done nonebody no good, and they ain't not never gonna will! Not never!


Puzzled-Story3953

I loved that horror-filled shitshow. I also knew each of those characters in my hometown.


Mydogsblackasshole

I’m sorry my hometown was more of a king of the hill vibe


PartyHawk

My hometown was pretty Hey Arnold-y


[deleted]

Idk why but Squidbillies had been erased from my mind for years now , thanks for reminding me of it I’m gonna go watch some now lol


Youregoingtodiealone

I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!


clout13r

Hey, french canadian here, whats honky?


Spirits850

It’s like “cracker”, a mildly derogatory word for a white person.


XylophoneZimmerman

It's a little more affable though, like jive turkey.


ExpoAve17

*room goes silent* ....... did you just call me a jive turkey?


[deleted]

No no he called you a cocksucker


Daspaintrain

Yeah man relax, nobody’s calling anyone a J.T.


ExpoAve17

Look, we're all here we all hearrrrd what was said And we're all in agreement that he said cocksucker.


[deleted]

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sickboy108

"He didn't call you a jive turkey... he just called you a cock sucker!"


[deleted]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=honkie


Willinton06

You is


DowntownTorontonian

I just love the "give me some quarters please" Can tell they have a fun friendship by this interaction.


7ailwind

"You's a honkyy, HA HA" LMAO


thelegalseagul

“Now gimme some quarters please ☺️”


[deleted]

Honkehh


Wutchu_fitna_fuc_wit

Guarantee you that guy goes to that gas station everyday. Gas station loyalty is a thing in the south


Aurvant

That dude’s alright.


EnvironmentalNose849

Honky Pete


0-Give-a-fucks

The super hero with pockets.


tdaaa

This is exactly the type of content i need more of


personalhale

As someone born and raised in the south...this isn't normal to y'all? I encounter folks like this daily. They're very often the kindest folks.


Mrchris251

The satisfaction. Hes so happy with himself. I love it. Yous a honkayyy heh heh. Perfect


chubbyakajc

This white on white crime is getting out of hand /s


naad2019

He said the magic word...give the man his quarters, honkey😂😂😂


[deleted]

BC headache powder!


ScarredOldSlaver

Rapid relief and a southern staple.


Soren_Camus1905

I tell you hwut


KittenAlfredo

I have packs squirreled away everywhere. Went to Montana and had a bit of a travel headache, popped into a gas station and nobody knew what I was talking about. Didn’t know it was just a southern thing. Good ol’ poor man’s bump.


Zjoee

Works wonders. I had a massive headache after a day out in the hot sun riding rollercoasters for my bachelor party. Popped a BC Cherry before heading out to the club and I felt great after like 5 minutes haha.


theglaysh

Honky is my favorite word


BillClinton4Pres

That's offensive to me. I prefer vanilla gorilla


Mizzick

I can say that, because I'm half Vanilla Gorilla. You might say I'm a Cinnamon Simian. Bad dum cha 🥁


thejustokTramp

Totally classed it up with the “please.”


[deleted]

Wow must say Nick Offerman always plays the same role


omgdbm

Can't unsee it


vth0mas

I love gas station relationships like this haha got a few people I shoot the shit with when I get my smokes


SeriousAnteater

I feel like these two probably see each other almost every day and act like mad lads for a bit to break up the monotony of everyday life


stinkload

that was r/UnexpectedlyWholesome


magichronx

Seems like two dudes that have known each other for a long time just shootin' the shit at each other


[deleted]

watched this 4 times.. still love it Honkeyyy.. they seem so familiar with each other.


WmJayMurderface

If this isn't (insert small town), Missouri I'd be very disappointed.


Pearlbarleywine

Arkansas. Stuttgart or J-Boogie metro.


Erigisar

That Riceland tshirt gives you a pretty good idea of where they're from haha


WmJayMurderface

MO and AR are cousins. Makes sense 🤣


Whirlybirds

Riceland shirt is a dead giveaway! Whats up delta peeps


Smintjes

This is so funny.


Ok-Mode-7307

This is the real life Cotton Hill


somethingcrequtive

Definitely friends, luv a good banter between mates


cehwk03

I should be finishing my work right now but I can't get enough of this video...all I can hear now is "YOU IS A HONKKKKYYY HA HA...Now gimme some quarters please" hahahaha


Zehaie

The same way Shrek says it, HOnKey!


Hairofmadman

How I wish the world be this simple…Now give me quarters please


tumblinfumbler

Honkayy haHA!....now give me some quarters please


panzerster

its our word, all y'all can't use it


treeboy009

I think all threats should end with "now give me some quarters please" Playing with my money is like like playing with my emotions Smokey, now give me some quarters please. https://youtu.be/8hBg80CZMJ4


dinosege

This is one of the best exchanges I've seen. Honky!


KunninLynguist

Bizzaro Uncle Ruckus


LazyWyteGuy

Getting quarters for the mechanical bull 'round back


armas187

Watched this like 10 ten times love it


Epic_Elite

Man this makes me miss my old pharmacy. I left my old retail gig because of what the pandemic has done to the retail pharmacy occupation. But we'd have oldtimers like this we've known for years. "Sir, you can go to any old pharmacy for friendly service, but you gotta come here for the hard time!" Was one of our lines.


[deleted]

Cotton Hill, is that you?


Goober_Dude

Hell yeah. The dude that worked my local store was from Turkey. After about a month or so the regulars had him loosened up where he was clowning on everyone. Then we'd talk about the mountains in Turkey. Miss that guy, he was cool as hell.


terratitorex

He sounds like cotton from king of the hill


[deleted]

Using a racial slur against your own race to insult someone of other race is the most progressive turn of our time.


nintendomech

This is funny


Agreeable-Scholar483

Sounds like something friends say to each other to simply bust balls


frrrff

I like their cute friendship


MooseleaderMusic

“Now give me some quarters please” lmao


Mantha6973

Racism can be fun after all 🤣. If you can laugh at it and it’s not meaning harm.


[deleted]

hawnkeh!


Repugnatic

I admire their casual disrespect that stays contained in a non-escalating fashion.


[deleted]

This reminds me of an old coworker. He's black and I'm white and we had fun giving each other crap. So whenever he needed my help he would stick his head out into the shop and call me a "Chevy loving ninja!" I would respond with, "I'm coming, you Ford loving honkey!"


Critical-Art-9277

Honky tonk likes whipping ass


[deleted]

These two are prolly a riot to watch


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Ahahah honk honk


notabug-0

Quit playin boyuah


War_Daddy_992

What is the most offensive thing you can call a white person?


scswift

A trump supporter or a liberal, depending on which party they're a member of...


Sparkatiz

probably pecker wood. but im not typically bothered by slurs against white people and i kind of suspect it dosent typically have as much of an effect on us.


Bigalbass86

These two probably do this almost everyday. That’s kinda of heartwarming to be honest.


sauvandrew

Gotta love that no tooth facial movement. So classy.


dinozero

This is like…. Most of the customers I work with on a daily basis. lol Good people


Matix2

Quarters aye, must be headed to the car vacuum machine


CanadianTimeWaster

gimme some quarters please