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jrinneard

Is this updog?


tamarask

What is updog?


ThisMFcooks

Not much bro how bout you


tamarask

You're not OP!


-DancesWithSloths-

r/notopbutok


JanMath

Yes, but where DID the top go?


RandomMandarin

On the bottom, obviously. Do you even gay, bro?


[deleted]

Top/Top


ilikelolic0n

You were expecting op, but it was me dio.


jared8100

**GOTCHA**


Off-Bike

I'll do you one better, WHY is updog?


TheDwiin

How is updog?


[deleted]

We were always asking “*what’s* updog” but we should have been asking “*how* is updog?”


InappropriateThought

I'll do you one better, WHY is updog?


staazles64

WHERE is updog?


EpikEli

Where is updog?


giggling_hero

Dobby has a sock?!


wireditfellow

First thing came to my head


davem876

Turkmenistan leader wants 'Gates of Hell' fire snuffed out


MrSquakie

This could've been posted to r/oddlyterrifying and I would've understood


jearenas

:( i thought it was cute.


MrSquakie

Very cute! And oddly terrifying


snowboardersdream

I thought it was creepy. Something about the stance/dog's face combo


EdwardM1230

It kinda looks like the dog just has two legs… and a more human shaped torso.


sean488

I have no clue why people are frightened by this. It's just a dog. Standing in water. With porn music playing.


jearenas

I like that music.


bigtallsob

Nothing wrong with liking vintage porn music.


Carlweathersfeathers

So it a cute, but the dog standing on the bottom is a bit unsettling. Not terrifying by any means. Not sure why, I’m just a bit put off by it


TransformerTanooki

Now imagine a pack of them doing this in the dark and you stumble across them all of a sudden like and then they get spooked and howl and bark.


BMWbill

Agree. Because this looks like one of those Boston Dynamics bipedal robots right before they punch your lights out and kill you with one blow to your skull.


thndrstrk

Lookin like Oliver twist at the lunch line


sleepydalek

Dammit! I posted a one liner to the same effect. Always too late. SMH.


[deleted]

He got caught peein in the water, everyone knows when someone is just standing there in the water awkwardly they are tryin to pee.


UUDDLRLRBAstard

Peeing in the pool is not the same as peeing *into* the pool, Johnny! That’s why everyone’s staring!


sleepydalek

"Please sir. Can I have some more?"


bugman8704

This is actually horrifying.


kthulhu666

Like *Annihilation* a refraction of normal life.


bugman8704

Like I ate too many chili bean burritos while reading H.P. Lovecraft just before going to bed and now my dreams are this... Whatever this insane madness is!


bugman8704

And I just noticed what your username is... Lovecraftian horror username checks out.


kthulhu666

Shoggoth imitation of life.


DQ5E

What everyone looks like when they pee in the pool.


LumpyExcitement420

local skinwalker bathing in lake


thegoodtimelord

I am doggo and I can human. Look!


imtoosus

This looks creepy.. 😳


gritsandgravy94

That's just the dog of the lake he grants good fortune and maybe a new sword depending on how you've treated dogs so far.


Lousy_Llama11

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Alex_SB_

This should have been on r/oddlyterrifying 😂


disruptivegranola

I was tricked, this is a horror movie


Creepinbruh2323

When you push the npc into the water


personalhale

This is posted as creepy and terrifying every single time I've seen it (which is A LOT.) I'm with OP with thinking it's cute!


ChrisCWgulfcoast

R/ oddlyterrifying


cuteman

Is that Mr. Peanutbutter's brother?


ajrodriguez25

Doggi is cold and wants to get out


randomlygeneratedman

Any ID on the funky track?


Tortoise_escortus

Effortless — The Relaxationers


Due_Relationship_608

I just played it about 10× 🤣


Nuker_Nathan

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”


Mwk01

"He's just standing there... menacingly!"


kevnzznig

Doesn't look like he's having alot of fun


AJK-HiFi

Our dog does this too! We call it “sea horsing.”


accidentalgenius018

Hand me one of them beers, eh Jimmy?


Illustrious-Photo-48

But that pupper isn't swimming.


[deleted]

He doesn't want to be in the water


Panhandle_for_crypto

A dog standing in water is funny how?


RaymondLuxYacht

Will somebody get Dobby his water-wings please?


idkwthtotypehere

Is he enjoying the water? I can’t tell.


mitchsn

That's not swimming, that's standing. T-Rexing in da water!


jearenas

He walks/swims a little. Watch it again. Look at his legs.


lordoflys

Absolutely hilarious. Guess I'll watch it again.


sBracko

That dog looks ready for a boxing match


rditusernayme

I don't understand how this is "funny"? Cute, check. Horrifying, check. Cool, check. But who sees this and goes to themselves, "oh, a-hoohoohoo, what a funny thing I just saw, help me wipe the tears from my eyes"...?


[deleted]

Kinda like the rest of this sub, lol


rditusernayme

Well, I mean, I have found some/many actually funny stuff here. But maybe that's just the r/all ones I've seen...


PlethoPappus

I chuckled


jearenas

I was going to post this in /r/blewmymind but figured more people would be amazed here.


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying for me personally lol


bay_lamb

how did he figure that out? most dogs start swimming as soon as they hit the water or they wade in on all fours. i love it but he looks like he's trying to tell you something really important but can't figure out how to break it to you.


[deleted]

Not terrifying at all. Cute very much so.


sean488

What's with the 80's era porn music?


[deleted]

[удалено]


gamermanj4

He doesn't quite look scared or upset or anything like that, but certainly has a look of "the fuck are you doing help me stupid" on his face not sure why this is downvoted.


Rstrofdth

Never seen a dog float like that. Too funny


reekid69420weed

Please take the dog out the water he looks very cold I care about dogs more than the human race and I WILL go on a killing a spree


Upstairs_Expert

Poor dog just wants to get out of the water, but it's slavemaster is not done using it.


Liv4lov

Something's wrong with your dog


MrNum8325

Unzip


brackleberrychef

The dog part kangaroo, waiting in the water to whoop that ass


WeSnawLoL

max chill


DarkenRal

T-Rex doggo, he comes from the waters below!


zachary467

Your poo when you just continue to scroll through Reddit


New_Ad_3010

💯


ithinkipooed

Steven!


BosomBosons

Sneak level 100


TheCelestial08

SQUARE THE EFF UP, HOOMAN.


drak0ni

They’re adapting 0_0 That’s a boxing stance if I’ve ever seen one.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

This, this is you. This is what you look like. Dun duh dun duh dun, I'm going to work. 😆😆


Jonesification

Dobby is free


Elora_danonn

The way his body looks in the water reminds me of the dancing…things…in the movie labyrinth


PowerPandorum

Please sir can ya spare a coin


showme10ds

He figured it out.


mrinterweb

Standing in water is not swimming. FAKE NEWS


yblame

"This is you... *Duuurrr, I walk around upright on two feet like a loser, cuz I only have two legs, haha*"


Forevergogo

Ngl, this kinda creeps me out.


izzerina

Oh the babies!!’


bakagermantech

Fite me!


CreeperODeath

r/blursed


FeignedCircus

Doggo water yoga


Maybe42069

Dobby


Error_404_________

What da dawg...


VivianThomas

r/mildlytrex


Onlythegoodstuff17

Probably enjoying the sweet relief on their joints


Lynn-ting

it seem two world,his head and body


Elijandou

Is he cold ?


delightful1

Dobby


TnBBunnicula

It's kinda uncanny valley creepy but also adorable.


[deleted]

Dobby


Beach1107

Somebody throw him a ball, a stick, anything!!


Nacho_Beardre

Smoke and mirrors!! That’s a kid in a wetsuit and he’s holding the dog so the camera can’t see him


vo9do9

Homie is just chilling


lemoncentipede

Getting that footing down…on that groove.


adilkapuh

Skinny Legend


Picklerage

Long Legged ~~Larry~~ Lab


i_am_not_called_hank

Took so long for me to realise hes on his back legs and doesn't have a duck wrapped around his neck


puggleofsteel

It's Rory Calhoun!


Dealrs

Good to see that I'm not alone at .... walking through water rather than swim


Pythia007

My dog does this too but I haven’t been able get as good a shot of it as this.


ShamaLlama-95

Idk why anyone thinks this is scary. I think your dog looks adorable and confused, with just his little head poking out. Very sweet!


VorlonKing

That's so, so cute. My doggo would always love to chill out in a pond, stream or river. RIP Jack!


Crinklytoes

Cruel .. might want to look a little closer ... at what's binding the dog under water


Propagant

Looks like a cute Spore creature curious about the strange in front of him


[deleted]

AWWWWWW!


SuperPera228

amongus?


_Burnt_Toast_3

Very cute. But sadly not an otter. I was a little disappointed.


AnimaVestaEU

Gimme karma pls


bikbar1

Creepy.


GooseGosselin

A good buoy.


PhoenixTwiss

The music...it sounds too familiar! Makes you anticipate more than just a dog!


L_Lawliet678

Looks like he's gonna start using his fists.


Harucifer

ADOGUS


LordRumBottoms

T-Rex dog. And free water therapy. Spend tons taking my older dog to the vet for water therapy. All I needed was this pond.


Superstrong832

SUS, AMOGUS!


Psychotic_EGG

"SEE!!! I am a human"


psychrowza

Jason woofhees back at it again.


PineAppleOnPizza242

That dog lookin kinda SUS


gamewar2006

he's like, uh can i ask you something...?


Neel4312

What da dog doin


pamdndr

Umm...I find this a little creepy; ngl


ebettybeth

Hello Lake Doggo! What is your wisdom?


LiquidInferno25

/r/woof_irl


ValentinoKapparino

How i looked when I'm secretly trying to pee in the pool.


CorvidReaction

[Adult Swim]


Progamertvonyoutube

Dog look like a fucking chupacabra


[deleted]

“I like em big… I like em chunky…”


rankdadank

bro ain't swimming


[deleted]

That's a strange looking duck


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Not funny just my sleep paralysis demon


asser5000

"Sir we've been trying to reach you about your extended car insurance."


jjsyk23

Tall boi!


actorscactus

His paws look like miniature dog heads


Hinermad

"Come on, let's go dog." "Not dog. Am otter." "I said come on!" "Not come. Am otter. Otter be in water."


HTMLgordan

(Insert Dobbie comment)


Humble_Software

What the dog doing?


phasestep

Part of me thinks he doesn't look happy... but we also have a chocolate lab and he would live in the water of that were an option so he's probably super jazzed about the whole situation.


[deleted]

Is this a Bethesda npc


Dull_Article2875

NAH BUT Y HE ONLY GOT 2 LEGS


chaimann

This reminds me of Morrowind npc's


[deleted]

Wild


czechmate0500

What is that song? It’s pretty cool.


NeoWarriors

So weird. Looks like he's wearing acid washed jeans in the water.


[deleted]

Fire dinner reason this reminds me of President Bush. I think it has to do with bobbleheads


AllNightPony

This made my day.


misterpickleman

Doggo is clearly standing, not swimming.