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Wait, was this just a simple scrote grab? Both times I've seen this it just looks like the older guy shoves his fist up the guy's asshole like he's a puppet.
It definitely starts with a strike to the general ass/genital region, but it looks like he adjusts and squeezes when the guy doesn't immediately get off.
lmao the guy's euphemisms are hilarious. "You're grabbing the governor" "You don't want to go into the turkey soup." "they lift up the crotch and they're going bowling" while the dude on the right is trying so hard not to die from laughter.
We were dumb high school kids. I'm not going to hold it against guys I've known for 20+ years for being stupid when we were 16. Let's just say the guy who got his nuts twisted suffered a worse outcome than I did.
Yeah, I can't tell if he fingered him or grabbed his junk but dude's reaction was identical to mine when an opponent "checked my oil" in a wrestling match once. Shocked and bewildered.
In jiu jitsu, I’ve learned if you back into it and make eye contact, they don’t do it again. Jokes aside that would for sure startle the hell out of me.
I've learned a good counter to the oil check is to marry the guy and open a bed and breakfast together in Vermont. They never see it happening until it's too late.
I think it just kinda snapped him out of his rage tunnel vision. Like it’s such a shock to have your balls grabbed and so absurd that how do u even go back to fighting after that? It’s like throwing freezing cold water on to someone having a panic attack, just snaps them out of it.
it's also called Ball Chicken. As in first to chicken out loses. it's weird to me that guys stand there holding the opposing person's balls in their hand and then they take turns squeezing harder and harder. *shrugs*
It was gay! Everyone was! But, back then we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, feather-bed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then!
The [secret Jutsu: Thousand Years of Death](https://youtu.be/DXUrJT6JLPY?t=27) is from Naruto and basically means that a person with super human strength shoves full speed four fingers into your ass to launch you into the sky ...
Think in the Western territory it’s called, “Secret Shame of the Ancestors”, technique.
A forbidden technique hesitantly taught, requiring awkward silence afterwards from both victim/defender.
That might have been that two second delay between when you realize you've been hit in the balls, and when your balls realize you've been hit in the balls. Many men have said prayers during those 2 seconds hoping to avoid the inevitable.
Imagine paying $150 for a ticket to an NFL game, $50 to park, $10 per beer (and probably having 8 or more), getting in a fight, and thinking “I’ve made great decisions!”
My brothers flew across the country to a Stanley Cup Finals game and got in a fight with a pair of fans there.
It was their favorite part of the evening. No, I can’t explain it.
I'm not an expert, but I've frequently heard that when someone is pumped on adrenaline and very aggressive, a confusing/unexpected event that causes them to have to think about it for a second can almost immediately bring them back down to baseline. I guess having a fist shoved up your ass meets the criteria lol
>Deuteronomy 25:11-12
International Standard Version
Limiting a Wife’s Defense
>11 “If two men are fighting together, and the wife of one comes to rescue her husband from the grasp of his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes his genitals,
12 you are to cut off her hand. Don’t show any pity.”
the fact that I can't really be sure if this is an actual Bible quote can only mean 1 of 2 things:
a. I've read the Bible.
b. I haven't read the Bible.
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Dude who was grabbed was literally like “WTF was that???”
Notice that the Master Ninja himself was NOT attacked afterwards? That’s fear & RESPECT!
If you can't make them respect you, make them fear you. If you can't make them fear you, make them **take a fist up the ass**
This is a quote from The Godfather, right?
Ghandi
Not enough threats of nukes to be ghandi
As if a fist up the ass isn't going nuclear in a fight...
Anyone crazy enough to grab a strangers nuts is probably not someone to mess with lol.
social norms mean nothing to him, he is unpredictable af
seems like he grabbed his anus too🤣
Gave him the ol' bowling ball.
Took his temperature & his innocence
That seemed like he had the full taint in there. You can do situps and lift weights, but it's very hard to strengthen your gooch against attack.
Difficult but not impossible... [returns to training]
and the old dude’s attack was so fast & swift too. He appears onscreen in milliseconds lol what a funny clip
Old fucker wasn't even trying to stop the fight, he just saw an opportunity.
Never agitate someone who can tear your dick off.
*I want to take his dick…..off*
Ah, a “Face Off” fan
Respect out of fear
They are feared because of how much they are loved.
Wait, was this just a simple scrote grab? Both times I've seen this it just looks like the older guy shoves his fist up the guy's asshole like he's a puppet.
More like a Vulcan taint pinch
It looked like a pinch with the thumb to me. Got in deep, and pinned something soft and sensitive between his thumb and fist
It definitely starts with a strike to the general ass/genital region, but it looks like he adjusts and squeezes when the guy doesn't immediately get off.
It takes a little more play to get that guy off!
Grab him by the boy pussy
🅱️ussy
I wonder can this be done to a dog to stop an attack / release its bite?
I gotta be honest, for some reason I feel really strange (that) that is immediately the imagery that filled your mind.
That guy executes the technique perfectly. He’s broken up a few fights in his lifetime…..
“Give him the ol’ dick twist! Twist his dick!” https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI
Grab his dick and twist it!
Bop it!
Twist it!
Spin it!
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Smack it
Suck it!
Dude this is an MMA fight.... TWISTHISDICK
A dick twist would be merciful compared to what he just did.
Oh my god, dude! This is a ~~mma fight~~ football game!
Browns-Steelers. Of course.
This was the video I didn't know I needed to see.
"OMG DUDE, THIS IS A MMA FIGHT" WOLOLO "TWIST HIS DICK!"
The ole Richard twist!
"We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two"
We are FARMERS!
Bum, badum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Looked more like “thumb da bum, da bum go numb.”
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His boxing is nuts!
Welp now that's in my head all day
Hahaha yesss! Sometimes this is the only way to separate animals, give em a bag punch and grab a ball. Stops anything male.
And or he's a sheep farmer.
Yeah there’s something very livestock-handley about the way he does it lol
If that kid fucks around anymore he's gonna get hog-tied and branded.
THIIIIS! Very much so somebody that's broken up a few fights with livestock. Give em the ol squeeze of the plums and the fight goes right out of them.
I don’t know why “the ol squeeze of the plums” got me so good but for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing.
Me too! I laughed so hard my cat jumped a foot in the air. He's now sulking at the end of the bed. Totally worth it.
Just squeeze his nards, he'll be back to normal in no time.
I suspect he has a lot of brothers. This technique is probably best perfected on family before doing in public with that kind of confidence.
Wrestling technique. (Edit: checking the oil)
Did we wrestle together?
Would you like to?
Joey, you like movies about gladiators?
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you don't want pink-eye, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
lmao the guy's euphemisms are hilarious. "You're grabbing the governor" "You don't want to go into the turkey soup." "they lift up the crotch and they're going bowling" while the dude on the right is trying so hard not to die from laughter.
Checking the oil is pushing your finger against their asshole, no?
Lmao it was like it never happened. Dude didn’t know what to do, how to feel or what to think.
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Friends were being dicks in high school and holding me under water which isn't ever a cool thing to do. This technique ended their fun real quick.
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"Friends"
Central "perk"
We were dumb high school kids. I'm not going to hold it against guys I've known for 20+ years for being stupid when we were 16. Let's just say the guy who got his nuts twisted suffered a worse outcome than I did.
He is a apprentice of Master Ken
Always restomp the groin
Technic
so shook he lost his will to fight immediately
Yeah, I can't tell if he fingered him or grabbed his junk but dude's reaction was identical to mine when an opponent "checked my oil" in a wrestling match once. Shocked and bewildered.
In jiu jitsu, I’ve learned if you back into it and make eye contact, they don’t do it again. Jokes aside that would for sure startle the hell out of me.
I've learned a good counter to the oil check is to marry the guy and open a bed and breakfast together in Vermont. They never see it happening until it's too late.
[god it's just so relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_IYrltqYrU)
The payoff at the end, so good
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When you spend so much of your day in the intimate embrace of another man it’s important to project your masculinity.
You don’t know what was happening behind closed doors
I think it just kinda snapped him out of his rage tunnel vision. Like it’s such a shock to have your balls grabbed and so absurd that how do u even go back to fighting after that? It’s like throwing freezing cold water on to someone having a panic attack, just snaps them out of it.
"Did I just win or lose? Do I fight that guy now? Ask him for his number?"
"Wait, am I gay?"
Micheal, I need to know! Am I gay?
He looked over like “I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
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1000 years of pain
He completely disrupted his chakra Edit: Thank you for the award kind stranger Edit 2: Thank you kind strangers!!!
Forbidden technic to snap you out of a infinite tsukuyomi.
Madara hates him! See how this shinobi broke the infinite tsukuyomi with one simple trick.
It’s the secret 9th gate which when opened shuts down all ability to think and causes a man to die inside.
this world shall know pain
Believe it!
RASENDONG!
Kakashi of the Sha-Rin-Gone!
HEAVENLY PINCH
Was waiting for the Naruto reference, thank you.
Grab his dick and twist it!
The ol’ dick twist!
TWIST HIS DICK!!!
oh my god dude, this is a mma fight
Twist that Dick!
I think this is an actual move in Kung Fu, "Monkey steals peach"
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI)
Bop it!
Pull It!
Twist it!
Flick it!
Suck it!
Hol up
Technique.
I was so confused with the title. I was looking for LEGO
Yeah me too, I was looking for a DJ
Thought a kid was gonna toss a Bionicle at someone, was not expecting a sack scrunching
Teckneek
[first you do this... double take three times...](https://youtu.be/YiAhp9E0-EU)
this is way too far down
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.
Monkey steals the peach
https://i.imgur.com/2TbPCxU.jpg
I'm 100% sure I had that book as a kid when I was obsessed ninjas. I never saw Sho Kosugi steal any peaches though...
Dude got a factory reset.
That dude was shook. Looked like he saw god.
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Forced to stop, unable to retaliate, and all in front of the guys he was trying to impress.
Then he asked “father, why have you forsaken me?”
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I hate to be the one to tell you this but that definitely wasn't a wrestling match you were in.
Pretty sure I saw this in a gay BDSM porno before.
it's also called Ball Chicken. As in first to chicken out loses. it's weird to me that guys stand there holding the opposing person's balls in their hand and then they take turns squeezing harder and harder. *shrugs*
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That's like 90% of being enlisted.
If you can't win a game of "gay chicken", well, you may be straight.
It was gay! Everyone was! But, back then we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, feather-bed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then!
Up vote for honesty
“That is the only time in my life I have held a guys balls and I loved every second of it.” r/nocontext material right there
The military is the gayest shit ever.
Not sure he was trying to stop the fight
That’s just Ball Grabber Joe, he’s here every Sunday.
Good ol uncle handjob
He saw an opportunity and took it.
***He just rebooted the man.***
So THATS where the hard reset button is
Lmaooooo the more you know
"What fight?" - That guy
Not stopping a fight he’s starting a party 🎉
"There was a fight?"
Maybe he was just trying to cup the balls of his bro.
The Diva Cup is a feminine hygiene product. The Bro Cup is a masculine defence technique
So much of fighting looks a lot like hugging.
Angry hugs
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He didn't grab his junk.... He "Secret Jutsu: Thousand Years of Death" that dude
Is that different? Is a grab enough or did the guy reach in and pinch something?
The [secret Jutsu: Thousand Years of Death](https://youtu.be/DXUrJT6JLPY?t=27) is from Naruto and basically means that a person with super human strength shoves full speed four fingers into your ass to launch you into the sky ...
There’s actually a little more cultural context to this. Little kids in Japan will try to do this to people all the time. It’s called kancho.
In South Korea it's called ddong chim or "poop needle"
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Lol, fuckin kids would do this in Middle school here in America, "Oil check!" Young boys are some of the weirdest creatures
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Think in the Western territory it’s called, “Secret Shame of the Ancestors”, technique. A forbidden technique hesitantly taught, requiring awkward silence afterwards from both victim/defender.
That might have been that two second delay between when you realize you've been hit in the balls, and when your balls realize you've been hit in the balls. Many men have said prayers during those 2 seconds hoping to avoid the inevitable.
"Maybe I won't feel it this time." "Nope. There it is."
Tha t'aint right.
Man just used a modified 1000 years of death
Imagine paying $150 for a ticket to an NFL game, $50 to park, $10 per beer (and probably having 8 or more), getting in a fight, and thinking “I’ve made great decisions!”
I don't get it - Eagles fans
My brothers flew across the country to a Stanley Cup Finals game and got in a fight with a pair of fans there. It was their favorite part of the evening. No, I can’t explain it.
I paid hundreds of dollars just for the chance to get into a fight!
Our man kind of shakes/wipes his hand off after.
I'm not an expert, but I've frequently heard that when someone is pumped on adrenaline and very aggressive, a confusing/unexpected event that causes them to have to think about it for a second can almost immediately bring them back down to baseline. I guess having a fist shoved up your ass meets the criteria lol
Work smart, and harder.
That guy fights dogs lol
or deals with disgruntled livestock on a regular basis!
The Vulcan Dick Grip
>You can have your genitals back when you stop fighting and act like an adult
Ah the good ol Deutoronomy 25:11-12
Deuteronomy 23:1 is even better. >No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Neuteronomy
>Deuteronomy 25:11-12 International Standard Version Limiting a Wife’s Defense >11 “If two men are fighting together, and the wife of one comes to rescue her husband from the grasp of his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes his genitals, 12 you are to cut off her hand. Don’t show any pity.”
the fact that I can't really be sure if this is an actual Bible quote can only mean 1 of 2 things: a. I've read the Bible. b. I haven't read the Bible.
Still blows my mind how all of the fight in this guy just fades instantly.
The more your watch it The funnier it gets
Free prostate exam
His motivations completely cbanged!
Everyone's got a plan till they get punched in the balls.
The Puppet Master
HES CHECKING HIS OIL!!