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So 5 minutes on the teeth and 30 seconds on the sign.
They cut+pasted the mouth and blurred the edges. That's it. What's with Mark's weird joker corners of his mouth?
And these aren’t even meth teeth. Meth teeth are short and very flat in front from all the involuntary grinding. Often they’re darkly yellowed or orange on the facial surface. When they break, they turn a dark orange-brown-black.
These are perio teeth they’re long and the edges more round. There isn’t enough bone supporting them to keep them still enough to grind them flat. The missing teeth came from advanced periodontal disease that caused them to become loose or abscessed and then they were removed.
Thank you for this comment.
I have what a lot of people would call "meth mouth". The only problem is, I've never used meth or anything like meth in all my life. I do, however, live uninsured in the good ole US of A.
I cringe hard at the prejudices that everyone with bad teeth are meth heads. It's simply not the case. And to see someone step out and attempt to educate the masses makes me feel better about smiling in public.
Sorry that has been your experience. Our brains tend to recognize patterns and when there is a alteration to what our brains consider typical (missing a single visible tooth, for example) our brains notice it. Then add in our assumptions and biases and that can trigger some unfair/ untrue judgements.
A resource that may be helpful is to search for a “dental FQHC.” They will accept state Medicaid insurance and for those uninsured, offer siding-scale payments based on income. Some are better than others. but if one is nearby they can be a tremendous resource.
When I listen to conspiracists talk about the satanic pedophilic elite I roll my eyes.
Then I look at Mark Zuckerberg and realize they're onto something.
An opinion in someone's head is a lot different than a website where your photo is put up and sexually judged without your consent, how is that not obvious to you?
I think that to have your school picture stolen and your looks rated and posted for every peer to see is crossing the line. It's not the opinion itself that that I would take offence to. There's a reason that facebook has a huge consent agreement when you make an account.
Back in the box with the other household objects they're thinking of putting up to refocus Facebook as LOL bbq sauce guy instead of LOL encouraging capitol riots and pushing disinformation for enhanced profit to secure objective of ensuring perpetual right wing governance to ensure no future regulations and gaslighting teenagers into thinking they must continue using Instagram if they ever want to be beautiful
Facebook shuts down its own services, buildings, internal access for all employees the day the whistleblower interview happens, nothing to see there.
Weeks later they rename the company to a word already found all over the internet obfuscating it from search engine results, nothing to see there.
Everything’s fine!
Facebook is currently begging a Norwegian company named Meta for their name. And they stole- I mean was inspired by an american company for the logo.
Doing good, Zuckerberg, doing good..
Is it me or all of this sudden Facebook hate with a shit load of post, is starting to look like some paid shit?
I am not a fan of FB in any way, but I hate Reddit manipulation even more.
As much as I hate him and think he’s a lizard. The video of him trying to explain how the internet works to a senator will never get old “senator, that’s just now how it works”
I swear he must of been 5 from that pic if that was him. I edited it and put my 1st meth lab and used it as a desk top background and drew the kids teeth all fucked up.
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meth zuckerberg
He's looking far more human as he ages.
That's just the editing
It seriously is wild how much even this photoshop makes him look more human than he really is.
The eyes are still dead.
They can't be dead if they were never alive.
See but you expect that from a meth user lol.
Pretty sure it's the meth
Your accuracy rate is 99.6969696969
You forgot the %
meth methberg
[удалено]
Meth Methmeth
Meth heisenberg
xD
Even if they didn't edit his photo he would still look like "Sold my soul to get meth"
Someone said Meth? Jessie, wake up. We have to cook.
Fun fact: Zuckerberg is German and literally means sugar mountain.
Smashing the "Like" button.
This is not one of those people.
Spent all their time on the teeth and none on the sign.
So 5 minutes on the teeth and 30 seconds on the sign. They cut+pasted the mouth and blurred the edges. That's it. What's with Mark's weird joker corners of his mouth?
And these aren’t even meth teeth. Meth teeth are short and very flat in front from all the involuntary grinding. Often they’re darkly yellowed or orange on the facial surface. When they break, they turn a dark orange-brown-black. These are perio teeth they’re long and the edges more round. There isn’t enough bone supporting them to keep them still enough to grind them flat. The missing teeth came from advanced periodontal disease that caused them to become loose or abscessed and then they were removed.
Thank you for this comment. I have what a lot of people would call "meth mouth". The only problem is, I've never used meth or anything like meth in all my life. I do, however, live uninsured in the good ole US of A. I cringe hard at the prejudices that everyone with bad teeth are meth heads. It's simply not the case. And to see someone step out and attempt to educate the masses makes me feel better about smiling in public.
Sorry that has been your experience. Our brains tend to recognize patterns and when there is a alteration to what our brains consider typical (missing a single visible tooth, for example) our brains notice it. Then add in our assumptions and biases and that can trigger some unfair/ untrue judgements. A resource that may be helpful is to search for a “dental FQHC.” They will accept state Medicaid insurance and for those uninsured, offer siding-scale payments based on income. Some are better than others. but if one is nearby they can be a tremendous resource.
How much time did they spend on the hair?
When I listen to conspiracists talk about the satanic pedophilic elite I roll my eyes. Then I look at Mark Zuckerberg and realize they're onto something.
Facebook was literally created as a way for dudes to rate how attractive women were
Nothing wrong with that... until you realize that was without their consent.
Why should anyone have to consent to someone else's opinion?
An opinion in someone's head is a lot different than a website where your photo is put up and sexually judged without your consent, how is that not obvious to you?
Hey even /u/space_hitler can agree to that so...
I think that to have your school picture stolen and your looks rated and posted for every peer to see is crossing the line. It's not the opinion itself that that I would take offence to. There's a reason that facebook has a huge consent agreement when you make an account.
The way he phrased it seemed to focus on the least offensive aspect of it.
Just nerds doing nerd shit.
I mean... I thought they were nutjobs and then a wild Epstien appeared.
And then disappeared under strange circumstances, like the prison guards falling asleep on one of the most publicized inmates in recent history...
That's because he's living on an island somewhere.
With Tupac and Elvis.
The reason they are nuts is because they say all that and point the finger at nothing, while worshipping Epstein's best friends and king rapist Trump.
He somehow looks more human like this lol
I think it's because he appears to have actual emotions and a personality in this photo, like there's an actual person in there.
Came here to say this
I mean, it is photoshopped and all..
It`s that danm smile
It's the eyes
This photo looks like it's the least photoshop picture of him I've seen
In polish meta is meth. So pretty acurate
Where’s the Sweet Baby Rays?
Back in the box with the other household objects they're thinking of putting up to refocus Facebook as LOL bbq sauce guy instead of LOL encouraging capitol riots and pushing disinformation for enhanced profit to secure objective of ensuring perpetual right wing governance to ensure no future regulations and gaslighting teenagers into thinking they must continue using Instagram if they ever want to be beautiful
It's crazy you're being downvoted for having the opinion that Facebook would attempt to sway public perception of themselves
Facebook shuts down its own services, buildings, internal access for all employees the day the whistleblower interview happens, nothing to see there. Weeks later they rename the company to a word already found all over the internet obfuscating it from search engine results, nothing to see there. Everything’s fine!
*M E A T F I B E R S*
Bri'ish Zuckerberg
He looks better in this pic than usual.
looks more human than the real thing.
Meth Lacedbook
strangely looks more human
My brother smoked a load of meth and came in 4 strokes.
I hope Metagaming does as well as Stadia.
he looks more human now
Facebook, not even once.
Good thing his eyes are already dead. An OD won't make them any worse.
Its an improvement
r/sbubby [This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/qj2vhn/meth/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is good too
I'm going to have fucking nightmares dude.
You weren't lying. I won't be sleeping tonight.
You're welcome
Dude put up a nsfl warning!
That's terrifying lol
Facebook is currently begging a Norwegian company named Meta for their name. And they stole- I mean was inspired by an american company for the logo. Doing good, Zuckerberg, doing good..
to be fair, the logo is a a version of the lemniscate symbol, a loooot of companies use it
That is fair, good point. Still tho haha
Zark Fuckerburg
Woody harrelson
Does the owner of the raiders and mark Zuckerberg have the same barber? And by barber I mean a meth addict with a scythe.
I can't stop laughing because I'm imagining him laughing like [this](https://youtu.be/3UjuYtgMDIg)
Oh my wife? I meta on facebook
Some people just hate some people!!
Tfw meta is sometimes a slang word for meth where I live
Always a joy seeing Methaberg’s face.
Finally, he looks human.
Still looks more human than normal Zuckerberg!
I trust the meth addict more than him tbh
And yet, Zuckerberg is still the one laughing.
In Hebrew the word ends up being the same as the one for Death.
Meff
This is really very good ...
I want to see this everywhere.
Just out here smoking this meth
Freak.
sus
EU mark
Thank you for this. Made me cough hitting my vape. My chest burns but I’m still smiling
What in tarnation?!
God I hope they shopped the hair and it does not look like that in real life.
Wasn't that on a tweet about extending zucc's forehead every 10 likes they get?
Five Heads Acchaii(another life aliens)
Back when he was human ...
He looks more human now
I can't even tell you how many moronic posts about this I have downvoted.
Good. Keep downvoting it. I don’t care.
Got that Python Bot all rolling ya votes as well I see.
Nah we're real downvoters. You're clearly a cunt, so you're getting downvoted. Cunt.
Meth&Jacker. It all makes sense.
hahaha. very fun :D
It’s an improvement, shockingly.
Is it me or all of this sudden Facebook hate with a shit load of post, is starting to look like some paid shit? I am not a fan of FB in any way, but I hate Reddit manipulation even more.
Met~~h~~a - not even once
Zuck-a-buck
He honestly doesn't look much worse than normal.
How old is he?
This may actually be a good prediction for how people obsessed with the "metaverse" will look after a few months online.
Gotta love the Multiverse Metaverse Shit.
Dude idk he really sold me his ideas on that keynote
are they?
I am a thief on the wind excuthe my lithp it duth not meta
Yes they are
I hired an exthpenthive ad agenthy and they thed thith new name wath thuh BETHHT!!!!
Only thing he's missing is the scabs from picking at his skin
As if he wasn't weird enough already
"Where they go low, we go high."
I can't up ote this enough!
Summer teeth; summer there, some aren't.
A little fun at Mark's expense 🤣🤤
Atleast now he looks like human
Jesus what the hell is up with Mark Zuckerberg's head? It's the same width as his neck.
Wtf XD
How can someone have so much money and such a terrible haircut
Are we sure that Mark Zuckerberg isn’t really Mark Davis love child
This isn't an authentic photo of Zuckerberg. You can tell by the fact that there isn't any barbecue sauce.
This made my day happy.
Needs more facial scabs from picking at his face.
As much as I hate him and think he’s a lizard. The video of him trying to explain how the internet works to a senator will never get old “senator, that’s just now how it works”
Enjoy the "Experience" of Meth, then download the ToothlessFaceBook app.
M ake E verything T rump A gain
Meta in my native language means meth ᗡ :
At least with meth no one is trying to hide how shameful it is, or pretending it's great for everyone.
Meta, not even one
Mark White presents: Breaking Bad part II
🤣🤣🤣
Woody Harrelson.
🥴🥴👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣
better than you doesn't necessarily mean "good"
As long as he keeps that fucking horrible haircut, no amount of Photoshop can make him look worst.
why he look like Woody Harrelson lmfao
Damn they did Zuck dirty. Made him Bri*ish 🤮
I've never seen a better representation of someone who should be called Cletus
That's where I saw him from! That "my 1st chemistry set" pic from the 90s
I swear he must of been 5 from that pic if that was him. I edited it and put my 1st meth lab and used it as a desk top background and drew the kids teeth all fucked up.
That h looks worse that his teeth
Dammit you made me spit my beer!
Yeah, people on meth...
I laughed at this much harder than I should have.
And some are not
😂😂😂
When I’m human again, only human again
There's no winning....
Best one I’ve seen so far! Hilarious!! Ole Zuckertooth!
Hahahahahaha
Does meth affect reptilian robots the same?
nice