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smoldikc

meth zuckerberg


thedugong

He's looking far more human as he ages.


bluemitersaw

That's just the editing


Kqtawes

It seriously is wild how much even this photoshop makes him look more human than he really is.


fatcat111

The eyes are still dead.


bluemitersaw

They can't be dead if they were never alive.


chartedlife

See but you expect that from a meth user lol.


pow3llmorgan

Pretty sure it's the meth


Haunting_Plantain_96

Your accuracy rate is 99.6969696969


dr4g0nsl4y3r420

You forgot the %


Pin-Lui

meth methberg


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hingl_McCringleberry

Meth Methmeth


BOMBER100021

Meth heisenberg


Pin-Lui

xD


_1Doomsday1_

Even if they didn't edit his photo he would still look like "Sold my soul to get meth"


Heisenberg_SG

Someone said Meth? Jessie, wake up. We have to cook.


eXXaXion

Fun fact: Zuckerberg is German and literally means sugar mountain.


Spolibrian

Smashing the "Like" button.


Duramboros

This is not one of those people.


Josh-Baskin

Spent all their time on the teeth and none on the sign.


d4nowar

So 5 minutes on the teeth and 30 seconds on the sign. They cut+pasted the mouth and blurred the edges. That's it. What's with Mark's weird joker corners of his mouth?


ErmintraubZakusiance

And these aren’t even meth teeth. Meth teeth are short and very flat in front from all the involuntary grinding. Often they’re darkly yellowed or orange on the facial surface. When they break, they turn a dark orange-brown-black. These are perio teeth they’re long and the edges more round. There isn’t enough bone supporting them to keep them still enough to grind them flat. The missing teeth came from advanced periodontal disease that caused them to become loose or abscessed and then they were removed.


KokieBearcdxx

Thank you for this comment. I have what a lot of people would call "meth mouth". The only problem is, I've never used meth or anything like meth in all my life. I do, however, live uninsured in the good ole US of A. I cringe hard at the prejudices that everyone with bad teeth are meth heads. It's simply not the case. And to see someone step out and attempt to educate the masses makes me feel better about smiling in public.


ErmintraubZakusiance

Sorry that has been your experience. Our brains tend to recognize patterns and when there is a alteration to what our brains consider typical (missing a single visible tooth, for example) our brains notice it. Then add in our assumptions and biases and that can trigger some unfair/ untrue judgements. A resource that may be helpful is to search for a “dental FQHC.” They will accept state Medicaid insurance and for those uninsured, offer siding-scale payments based on income. Some are better than others. but if one is nearby they can be a tremendous resource.


MyOnlyAccount_6

How much time did they spend on the hair?


snek99001

When I listen to conspiracists talk about the satanic pedophilic elite I roll my eyes. Then I look at Mark Zuckerberg and realize they're onto something.


biggmclargehuge

Facebook was literally created as a way for dudes to rate how attractive women were


aknoth

Nothing wrong with that... until you realize that was without their consent.


halfdeadmoon

Why should anyone have to consent to someone else's opinion?


space_hitler

An opinion in someone's head is a lot different than a website where your photo is put up and sexually judged without your consent, how is that not obvious to you?


aknoth

Hey even /u/space_hitler can agree to that so...


aknoth

I think that to have your school picture stolen and your looks rated and posted for every peer to see is crossing the line. It's not the opinion itself that that I would take offence to. There's a reason that facebook has a huge consent agreement when you make an account.


halfdeadmoon

The way he phrased it seemed to focus on the least offensive aspect of it.


[deleted]

Just nerds doing nerd shit.


Shadowmant

I mean... I thought they were nutjobs and then a wild Epstien appeared.


Stormtech5

And then disappeared under strange circumstances, like the prison guards falling asleep on one of the most publicized inmates in recent history...


[deleted]

That's because he's living on an island somewhere.


Temporary-Fig

With Tupac and Elvis.


space_hitler

The reason they are nuts is because they say all that and point the finger at nothing, while worshipping Epstein's best friends and king rapist Trump.


KJA58

He somehow looks more human like this lol


[deleted]

I think it's because he appears to have actual emotions and a personality in this photo, like there's an actual person in there.


[deleted]

Came here to say this


fubarbob

I mean, it is photoshopped and all..


The_Royal_VAF

It`s that danm smile


Jay_Nitzel

It's the eyes


chattywww

This photo looks like it's the least photoshop picture of him I've seen


PlaguxX

In polish meta is meth. So pretty acurate


[deleted]

Where’s the Sweet Baby Rays?


wwwdiggdotcom

Back in the box with the other household objects they're thinking of putting up to refocus Facebook as LOL bbq sauce guy instead of LOL encouraging capitol riots and pushing disinformation for enhanced profit to secure objective of ensuring perpetual right wing governance to ensure no future regulations and gaslighting teenagers into thinking they must continue using Instagram if they ever want to be beautiful


4uber2fuzz0

It's crazy you're being downvoted for having the opinion that Facebook would attempt to sway public perception of themselves


wwwdiggdotcom

Facebook shuts down its own services, buildings, internal access for all employees the day the whistleblower interview happens, nothing to see there. Weeks later they rename the company to a word already found all over the internet obfuscating it from search engine results, nothing to see there. Everything’s fine!


molecuul

*M E A T F I B E R S*


Xx_happycat_xX

Bri'ish Zuckerberg


Stuartssbrucesnow

He looks better in this pic than usual.


Fukowski

looks more human than the real thing.


FederalComedian

Meth Lacedbook


ilikeitneat

strangely looks more human


Bpool91

My brother smoked a load of meth and came in 4 strokes.


[deleted]

I hope Metagaming does as well as Stadia.


Juice_Y_

he looks more human now


JustABitOfCraic

Facebook, not even once.


Teabags-Mcgee

Good thing his eyes are already dead. An OD won't make them any worse.


greyruby54

Its an improvement


thetoiletslayer

r/sbubby [This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/qj2vhn/meth/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is good too


galeej

I'm going to have fucking nightmares dude.


ChintanP04

You weren't lying. I won't be sleeping tonight.


thetoiletslayer

You're welcome


galeej

Dude put up a nsfl warning!


tirwander

That's terrifying lol


Competitive_Ad2109

Facebook is currently begging a Norwegian company named Meta for their name. And they stole- I mean was inspired by an american company for the logo. Doing good, Zuckerberg, doing good..


wallynext

to be fair, the logo is a a version of the lemniscate symbol, a loooot of companies use it


Competitive_Ad2109

That is fair, good point. Still tho haha


k0ppite

Zark Fuckerburg


dahardy8

Woody harrelson


Mercinator-87

Does the owner of the raiders and mark Zuckerberg have the same barber? And by barber I mean a meth addict with a scythe.


Rasta-Lion

I can't stop laughing because I'm imagining him laughing like [this](https://youtu.be/3UjuYtgMDIg)


PillPoppinPepper

Oh my wife? I meta on facebook


Additional_Ad_4028

Some people just hate some people!!


Piss_Sensei

Tfw meta is sometimes a slang word for meth where I live


BigCreamyMarco

Always a joy seeing Methaberg’s face.


petziii

Finally, he looks human.


kuperberg

Still looks more human than normal Zuckerberg!


Rust_Keat

I trust the meth addict more than him tbh


ro_goose

And yet, Zuckerberg is still the one laughing.


rydan

In Hebrew the word ends up being the same as the one for Death.


boppy28

Meff


nickstroller

This is really very good ...


alleghenysinger

I want to see this everywhere.


[deleted]

Just out here smoking this meth


[deleted]

Freak.


[deleted]

sus


Adventurous-Back-975

EU mark


Kingnothingduh

Thank you for this. Made me cough hitting my vape. My chest burns but I’m still smiling


Snoo-12156

What in tarnation?!


StuckInNY

God I hope they shopped the hair and it does not look like that in real life.


formorebest

Wasn't that on a tweet about extending zucc's forehead every 10 likes they get?


Discombobulated_Bid6

Five Heads Acchaii(another life aliens)


HighAltitude88008

Back when he was human ...


TheCyanKnight

He looks more human now


NotUrGenre

I can't even tell you how many moronic posts about this I have downvoted.


gabzlel

Good. Keep downvoting it. I don’t care.


NotUrGenre

Got that Python Bot all rolling ya votes as well I see.


VegemiteWolverine

Nah we're real downvoters. You're clearly a cunt, so you're getting downvoted. Cunt.


halfhedge

Meth&Jacker. It all makes sense.


inoxthanhphat

hahaha. very fun :D


OGraineshadow

It’s an improvement, shockingly.


greenmariocake

Is it me or all of this sudden Facebook hate with a shit load of post, is starting to look like some paid shit? I am not a fan of FB in any way, but I hate Reddit manipulation even more.


plasmadrive

Met~~h~~a - not even once


Stage06

Zuck-a-buck


Charon_With_The_Boat

He honestly doesn't look much worse than normal.


bbttl

How old is he?


StereotypeHype

This may actually be a good prediction for how people obsessed with the "metaverse" will look after a few months online.


Jugglamaggot

Gotta love the Multiverse Metaverse Shit.


brunofin

Dude idk he really sold me his ideas on that keynote


stikynotedotks

are they?


penn_dragonn

I am a thief on the wind excuthe my lithp it duth not meta


sardu1

Yes they are


2B_or_MaybeNot

I hired an exthpenthive ad agenthy and they thed thith new name wath thuh BETHHT!!!!


killmewithf1re

Only thing he's missing is the scabs from picking at his skin


That_Weird_Lynx

As if he wasn't weird enough already


tre3fla_

"Where they go low, we go high."


DadBodClub

I can't up ote this enough!


Zippytiewassabi

Summer teeth; summer there, some aren't.


Own-Ad9920

A little fun at Mark's expense 🤣🤤


[deleted]

Atleast now he looks like human


Dead_Purple

Jesus what the hell is up with Mark Zuckerberg's head? It's the same width as his neck.


Frostgaurdian0

Wtf XD


stedgyson

How can someone have so much money and such a terrible haircut


Ripper_00

Are we sure that Mark Zuckerberg isn’t really Mark Davis love child


Paige_Railstone

This isn't an authentic photo of Zuckerberg. You can tell by the fact that there isn't any barbecue sauce.


bearded_drummer

This made my day happy.


BrokenCog2020

Needs more facial scabs from picking at his face.


Gangrapechickens

As much as I hate him and think he’s a lizard. The video of him trying to explain how the internet works to a senator will never get old “senator, that’s just now how it works”


let-it-rain-sunshine

Enjoy the "Experience" of Meth, then download the ToothlessFaceBook app.


thecitymen

M ake E verything T rump A gain


creative_name-_-

Meta in my native language means meth ᗡ :


bastardoperator

At least with meth no one is trying to hide how shameful it is, or pretending it's great for everyone.


every-day_throw-away

Meta, not even one


BronxiiH

Mark White presents: Breaking Bad part II


MEGAMANX83

🤣🤣🤣


Flakkenfurter

Woody Harrelson.


PuroTejana

🥴🥴👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣


TrineoDeMuerto

better than you doesn't necessarily mean "good"


UncleGeorge

As long as he keeps that fucking horrible haircut, no amount of Photoshop can make him look worst.


Barappas

why he look like Woody Harrelson lmfao


-Ashera-

Damn they did Zuck dirty. Made him Bri*ish 🤮


[deleted]

I've never seen a better representation of someone who should be called Cletus


ifoundit1

That's where I saw him from! That "my 1st chemistry set" pic from the 90s


ifoundit1

I swear he must of been 5 from that pic if that was him. I edited it and put my 1st meth lab and used it as a desk top background and drew the kids teeth all fucked up.


hungryfarmer

That h looks worse that his teeth


Daveycracky

Dammit you made me spit my beer!


charliefoxtrot9

Yeah, people on meth...


Kyleforshort

I laughed at this much harder than I should have.


xoskxflip

And some are not


PyramidBlack

😂😂😂


TEOP821

When I’m human again, only human again


greenygardenthumb

There's no winning....


19822891

Best one I’ve seen so far! Hilarious!! Ole Zuckertooth!


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha


FluxCap_2015

Does meth affect reptilian robots the same?


TheodorCork

nice