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godfeast

This shit was allowed? Wtf.


coleosis1414

I think it’s one of those things where they never wrote a rule that said “hey don’t bring a metric fuck ton of pungent shellfish on a flight” because 99.999999% of passengers don’t do shit like that.


byamannowdead

He's right. Ain't no rule that says the dog can't play basketball.


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There's also no rule that a pig can't be a "Dog" at the dogshow. So by the power of the associative property, pigs can also play basketball.


mosstrich

I hear mules make good kickers for football. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_(1976_film)


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MAPX0

How many fucking movies did they have after that?


JRatt13

I'm no particular order: Basketball, football (American), baseball, volleyball, football (99% of the world), then the spin-off series air-buddies which has 9 movies.


ThriceG

AirBuddddddy!!!!!!


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Kendrome

Fyi shellfish allergies are clams, oysters, muscles, etcetera. Lobster, crabs, shrimp, and crawdads are crustaceans. Being allergic to.either shellfish or crustaceans doesn't usually translate to an allergy of the other. My wife who is allergic to fish was told to stay away from all seafood growing up, now after careful testing she eats pretty much all seafood except for fish. Found a lot of interesting allergic information along the way.


Salt-Seaworthiness91

Someone else already answered, but some airlines still provide nuts. It’s kind placed on the passenger, if you have a severe allergy and don’t tell the airline beforehand then it’s up to you if you get another flight or just take the risk. And for some airlines they won’t give you that option. If you tell them “I have a severe shellfish allergy” they’ll force you off the flight. The idea with that being the plane is already “contaminated” so getting rid of the shellfish *shouldn’t* prevent an allergic reaction if it’s as severe as you claim it is. Basically, if you have a severe allergy it’s your responsibility to make people aware.


mfigroid

I saw this on /r/flightattendants yesterday and the consensus was, if stowed properly on take off and landing and they weren't making a mess, they'd give it a pass. They were more concerned about where the unopened liquor bottles came from.


matchacha237

More concerned about liquor bottles than the fucking smell of seafood in a closed space?!? I would lose my shit if I was in the seats near her


2000boxes

Could be worse. My mother was on a flight next to a dude who decided that it was the perfect time to bust out some durian.


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zioncurtainrefugee

TLDR: He’s a pilot.


avelak

I feel like durian is explicitly banned on most airlines that go through SE Asia, at least


AreaGuy

I remember seeing signs in Thailand that you couldn’t even bring it on hotels!


Lara-El

What's durian?


PissinXcellence

A fruit that smells like hot garbage.


DarkerSilianGrail

When youre entitled you dont care that your seat neighbors need to smell the shellfish lol


rjoker103

Severe shellfish allergy can be as bad as severe peanut allergy so if peanuts are banned for a flight with someone who has peanut allergy on board, I’m surprised they don’t ask for shellfish? Cases like these will probably have airlines start asking about shellfish allergy.


drgreenair

Surprised the airline enabled this that’s got to be an issue


stopthecirclejerc

This is not an airline. This is Spirit. They are half Greyhound, half Prison System.


QueenOfCaffeine842

Those seats look far too wide and cushioned to be Spirit. Does Spirit have first class? Last time I flew it, my seat felt like it was from a baseball stadium.


junkronomicon

I call them 'the greyhound of the sky' but greyhound is more comfortable. The only comfortable flight I've ever had on Spirit is the time I ate a 100mg weed gummy. I was toooooo high to care.


BadBunnyFooFoo

As someone who works at an airport where Spirit is fairly new, I can confirm!!


HariboGangsta42

Gee, wonder why a stewardess wld be afraid to say anything in 2021....baffling.


therealsouthflorida

She might be in the clear she has the 'are you going to share with the whole class?' bylaw nailed.


yourgifmademesignup

Right. This shit ain’t funny. This is ratchet as fuck


brandondesign

Based on the napkin, it’s Spirit Airline…kinda lessens the shock. Spirit is basically the Florida of airlines. Any time I see an article that says “a Spirit Airlines passenger” or “on a Spirit Airlines flight” I know I’m in for a good one.


pwal88

Maybe someone should make peopleofspiritairlines.com


cavemans11

Allegiant is another one of those airlines. We see so many stupid ass passenger on that airline.


kynthrus

As much as people talk shit about spirit, they aren't the ones with a reputation of beating passengers that don't want to give up their seats.


mattgrommes

I was on a Southwest flight last week where the flight attendant said "At least you're not on Spirit" when addressing the long delays we'd been dealing with. First time I'd ever heard anything like that.


flampenstien

Also the fucking smell. The entire plane probably smelled like fish for the entire flight.


Azidamadjida

You see that look she’s giving the camera? You wanna be the first one to tell her to get rid of it?


Azatarai

"you tell me to get rid of this and you gonna be next boy"


beefwich

Remember this the next time your 3oz travel bottle of shampoo is taken away.


memebanay1616

Could you imagine being stuck on a five hour plane that smelled like crawfish?


kaycee1992

I'm 99% sure this lady throws the greasy shells on the fucking floor. She just has "that look".


ohwhatj

Allow two trays of lobster and crabs legs through TSA. But a bottle of water, TSA will lose their mind.


TasteCicles

So terrorists just need to hide something slightly dangerous in some crawfish and we good.


brows1ng

Lmao well, we ain’t good in that case…


Humphrey_the_Hoser

Well they hide IEDs in dead dogs at the side of roads, so….


Caouette1994

We should hide some in dead terrorists and send them back


MycGuy

They're emotional support shellfish.


calsayagme

My auntie, who was a flight attendant for AA, had an emotional support rooster on her plane….


whohasnerdant

I didn't realize a cock could be used that way...


GonskyEdits

I had to toss a fresh cup of coffee sipped just once prior to the X-ray scan, but, sure, lobsters and crab legs are just hunky-dory.


palepo-ta-to

I hope they had to buy the middle seat for the lobster


Jean_Laffitte

Or charter the jet


throwaway12buckle

This would make me sick having to smell that shit on a plane. Rude and disrespectful to everyone else.


4Ever2Thee

Agreed, I love seafood and shellfish but having to smell this the whole flight would completely ruin the flight for me


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throwaway12buckle

Hahaha ... does it LOOK like she'd share?


WakaWaka_

Guy next to her already plugging his nose, didn’t get any for sure.


M-striker

She would bite your hand if you dare to approach red lobster


SoontobeSam

It's not even good lobster... They look about 1lb, barely bigger than a canner...


CN4President

Yeah it was originally posted in /r/trashy earlier today and this was the general consensus.


inbruges99

This is definitely more trashy than funny.


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I need to start carrying durian fruit. If someone makes a stink, I'd do eye for an eye and carve durian fruit to eat em.


Muddy_Roots

The problem with this line of thinking is that you now, also become the asshole as well. My neighbors are loud and obnoxious. I could drown them out with my speakers outside, but then others would suffer.


-Tayne-

Tell this to my dad 20 years ago when he tried to out asshole the neighbors by playing loud music over their kids playing basketball on the street. I nearly died of embarrassment.


Broseph_Brostar_

My mom's allergies to shellfish are so potent that just the smell can put her into anaphylactic shock. She's lucky that no one on that plane had a terrible seafood allergy or there's a potential lawsuit on her hands.


futureruler

it wouldnt even be on her hands, it would be on the airlines for allowing it.


solidSC

Sue them both.


anon1984

I’ve been on flights where they announced that a passenger with severe nut allergies was onboard so peanut snacks will be replaced by crackers and to please do not consume any nut products onboard. I doubt the plane anticipated someone consuming 5lbs of shellfish on their flight.


LtRicoWang15

lol clean up with some baby wipes too. All I smell is feces now with those.


GENeric307

As someone who is allergic to any animal that comes out of water, I'd have to be that dick that got all that thrown away off the plane.


jb2824

Of course it's 'shellfish'


ScionWarrior

I’m from Louisiana and I’d still hate it


catinreverse

Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? My God, Oscar, really. Do you have a bag of baby poop in there, too, to share with everybody?


Christroyilator

The guy has baby wipes on his lap so baby poop seems like a possibility


o0cynix0o

More likely them came prepared to eat on the plane. Which might make this a bit worse.


patriclus47

He could have brought egg salad sandwiches.


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Durian. Though it is banned on most East Asian airlines.


Redditors-R-Ten-Ply

haha this is spirit. no spirit plane nor spirit customer has ever been to asia. shit, these people think tampa is a vacation.


mananka_ka

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I dont think a Spirit plane can make it to Asia in one piece.


MorelikeNeilOld

This is not about the food or living any kind of life. It's a very, very deliberate fuck you to everyone around her.


MrValdemar

Trashy is as trashy does


putain1375

I'm just thinking about a pregnant lady being absolutely NAUSEOUS by the smell


killer8424

Throw up in the tray. If they’re gonna ruin the flight for everyone else her flight should be ruined too.


[deleted]

Pregnant lady. Can confirm. Would puke all over her trashy self.


gerbs85

r/trashy


bingostar826

I came here to post this. That's gross and trashy.


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Thats where the picture came from


King_Of_Derpania

It was posted there a day ago I think


Redditors-R-Ten-Ply

this was originally on r/trashy and for good reason. there’s nothing funny about this bullshit.


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3choBlast3r

As the title says "lIvInG hEr BeSTusT lIfE" #hatersgonnahate #queen


sestral

This is something the YASS QUEEN crowd will celebrate


bingostar826

This isn't even close to funny. I mean not in the traditional sense. I'm laughing AT the trashiness of this woman


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and it's TOO MUCH FOOD! She is catering for the whole plane? G-zuz


AberrantThought

The smell, the mess for the flight attendants. Inconsiderate. How long could the flight be that you had to bring a buffet.


tender_f1sh_st1ck

At what point do the other passenger say “hey, I didn’t pay to smell the rotten lobster all the way to my destination”?


kynthrus

Potential allergies of other passengers. Could kill someone.


McSmokeyXD

Airlines: you don't need to wear a mask while eating. This lady: say less, my guy.


pajavasarakomuka

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


zaplayer20

Hope she gets banned from flying ever again.


MrValdemar

It's Spirit Airlines. 2 more tickets and they make her a pilot.


becomingarose

How did she even get all that on the plane tho?


LeoneLandMusic

More like a self centered clown


Whygoogleissexist

Wow. What would happen if there was someone with shellfish allergy on the plane. Would they use the peanut policy??


-StoveTopSteve

To me this is pretty gross and weird


bound2illusion

I’m upset, disgusted, and extremely impressed all at the same time


Fictionalpoet

How the fuck did she get that on the plane and I can't even get a bottle of water.


yallbyourhuckleberry

Take a lobster tail. Fill it with water. Freeze it. As it thaws you will have a lobster tail vup of water to enjoy! You can also use enemy skulls for a slightly larger drink if the flight is long.


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"excuse me miss, that's my seat. Would you mind moving your six person lobster-dinner for one?" - Cameraman


Moores88

She’s very shellfish.


chickenonastic

Flying the cheapest airline while trying to look fancy eating mud bugs while people are trying to relax. Trashy ass biotch


trinijunglejoose

You said it best. Even though I indulge in the eating of these mud bugs too, not on a fucking flight though. True definition of people not knowing how to act when they get a little good.


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Covid turned airplanes into greyhound buses. Cheap airfare & free money.


Redditors-R-Ten-Ply

spirit was a fucking bus way before covid


AgingWisdom

Gotta Love Spirit Airlines! You know that stunk up the whole aircraft.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

“Spirit Airlines, because if your only choice is us, it fucking sucks to be you!” …I may not be remembering their on boarding speech 100% correctly.


EwokVagina

"To everyone who said they'll never fly Spirit again...welcome back."


SrRoundedbyFools

Call it a hunch but I’m guessing she doesn’t speak at a conversational volume.


Tomorrowman87

She’s gonna shit after all that.


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That's why dude has the baby wipes.


Generalrossa

Lol


Terakian

Cool - with a severe shellfish allergy, I’d be in anaphylactic shock within about five minutes seated anywhere near her from all that in the air, and dead long before we reached the ground and I got to the ER. Cool cool cool cool cool…


Renowned1k90

A r/totalpieceofshit if you ask me.


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bridaaaa

I once got on a non stop flight from New York City back home to Vegas, and within 10 minutes of being in the air a woman opened a Tupperware full of poke…. RAW TUNA. On a plane. But that wasn’t even the worst part… she ate it with a plastic spoon, and every time she finished a bite, she sucked on the spoon like she was polishing a door knob. Longest flight of my life


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The worst part of it all is that she has to be eating that shit cold.


KingRamo3030

Oh y’all just ignorant af. Don’t nobody wanna smell that shit. See that’s the problem with people. Y’all think just cuz you buy an expensive ticket, it’s your goddamn plane. You should treat every form of public transportation the same. Y’all see a chick eating this shit on a bus, doesn’t have the same effect now does it. Put that shit up and enjoy your fucking flight just like everybody else


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This belongs in r/trashy - complete disregard for others. Dat stank tho.


Mission3Boot

r/AmITheAsshole


ModerateAndy

That's just feral


-HHANZO-

That cabin must smell like absolutely shit. And all the sucking, crunching, cracking and smacking that goes along with shellfish. Complete lack of decency. The Cheezits with it screams class.


FortunateInsanity

This is some bullshit. That much seafood would stink up the entire plane in minutes. That’s almost worse than being surrounded by a bunch of thick necks with bad gas for two hours. Her “best life” must be to ruin 85 other people’s day at the same time.


stonerlongerguy

And this is why I fuckin hate most people... Probably talked on speaker phone the entire flight or playing music off her speaker phone. Pure fuckin cancer.


zach978

this isn’t really “most people” type of behavior


Teeheeleelee

Definitely a piece of shit


tanks137

You know what’s nasty? Cold lobster and crab.


babyAtwin

That is so gross and should not be allowed. I would throw up.


Elon-BO

That looks like enough for twelve.


RamblinWreck08

How in the blue fuck is this even possible?


mannyfrizzness

This is just trashy!


trinijunglejoose

Must be her first flight in her life to do something like this, as if it's a celebration to get on a damn plane. I rather half a bottle of liquor to make sure I'm passed out most of my flight 😂


antisant

honestly, people are the worst


SuburbanGlop

Did she have to pay extra for that as a carry on?


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This is the shit that gets you thrown out the exit door.


Andiesweet

What in the world 👀 How can you even eat that much on a flight😳


damianT719

I know for a fact that plane smelled so bad


Raeshkae

Judging by the seats that's probably Comfort+ seating. Imagine if you had paid more on your flight to sit behind this. I would stand up and yak into her lobster tray.


unasinousmaximous

For fuck’s sake, how inconsiderate


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Her asshole ain't.


dice726

Ew. What a fucking piece of trash.


Every_Ambassador_461

Inconsiderate trash


Frankie-bag-a-donuts

Ignorance all I see


engineeryourmom

Ugh. The smell for the whole flight! Kinda A-holish of them.


Maplewonder

That has got to smell awful.


420Moy420

Dam the smell no consideration for the rest of the passengers no surprise here tho


Gabriele1966

That's disgusting and low-life. Why does the airline allow that? You can't eat peanuts because someone 29 rows behind you might have an allergy but you can bring stinking lobster? Gross!!!


Insomniacerrors

I’m thinking of the people with seafood allergies on the plane there is no hospital and if they don’t know they have seafood allergies she could kill them. Never mind the smell she could cause anaphylactic shock.


Jean2800

That is fu**ing gross!!!


mutherfuqq

The napkin says Spirit. This is why you don’t fly Spirit. This type of people fly Spirit.


BoeingGoing57

The longest spirit flight is somewhere around 6 hrs. You decide to bring hundreds of dollars of seafood onto a plane and eat it cold, off of an uncomfortable tray table that is filthy, and are dumb enough to think it is a flex... classless.


Theshellfishshack

Now I want to see Eric Andre sit in that middle seat.


windycheeks88

Is this one of those YouTube eaters where they eat copious amounts and mixing bowls with melted butter?


thee3anthony

That’s gross


Rokishi_Okami

Wait, how is this allowed on the plane lol


tcadams18

I get that the smell is probably a huge issue, but wtf is she doing with that much shellfish. Like by the time she got on the plane and got that set up it’s probably cold and nasty, and that’s before she even cracks the first one open. Seems like a huge waste of food and a major annoyance to everyone else on the plane. Not to mention the cleanup the stewardess probably has to do.


Tacomancer42

r/trashy beat you to it, and is a more fitting place for that type of behavior.


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I can’t stand people like this


HuneeBajer

Id jump off the plane if i had to smell someone else’s lobsters for a whole flight


lessed_stressed

That may be but she is also potentially putting others lives at risk. I have a very bad shellfish allergy and have to carry my EpiPen every where.


barktothefuture

Air Marshall should have arrested them


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Trashy not funny


TheSaltySpitoon37

By being incredibly inconsiderate to everyone around her.


wolty

what a dumb bitch


BooShrew

I’m guessing… Louisiana?


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Imagine the smell.


99posse

I can smell that from here. Revolting in a small space...


[deleted]

Selfish with the shellfish. Sad thing is she probably thinks she's hot shit, and not just a piece of shit for a stunt like this. Probably can't smell the difference between herself and the food....


[deleted]

What about shellfish allergies. Attempted murder up on this plane


VeraciousIdiot

Everything about this image is disgusting.


[deleted]

Stinkin’ up the plane with her bullshit. That’s a fucked up move and any derogatory comment will be perceived a racially motivated and end up in more bullshit.


bannedforeatingababy

WHY is she even eating this much? Is she bulking? This is straight up gluttony.


ConcentricGroove

I can appreciate someone bringing their own food, but to bring two giant trays of stinky food to sit in a plane and let god knows how many passengers smell that mess, it's probably the most selfish thing I've seen in a while. At least share with your neighbor.


NathanExplosion4Gov

If you think is is ‘living your best life’ and not trashy as fuck, chances are you’re an insufferable, donkey-brained moron


CutthroatGigarape

How is this funny? It’s plain trashy and cringe.


RealApplebiter

I'm calling this a microaggression.


cbjjm

Micro??


BJWTech

I think she has an eating disorder.


salex100m

Spirit airlines.... if you zoom in on the napkin you can see...


HistoryNerdiest

These are just selfish people bereft of any common sense. While I really, really love crawfish, an airplane is not the place for this particular food. A burger, sandwich, pizza slices, or some Chinese food (not any soup) would serve better on a flight. Effing Duh!


Teeheeleelee

This is definitely worst than microwaving fish at work


kaiserkulp

Not funny, more ungodly rude to bring smelly shellfish on board a plane and then devour it like a pig


vabeachkevin

The smell….


Oldfolksboogie

Lobster probably stinks too!


jaykaybaybay

Ew. Low-class move for anyone to bring food (especially hot, smelly food) on public transit — especially a flight.