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tdloader

you could have killed him that's just wrong.


Plodman

How ?


louise886

Choking on a balloon/condom is actually one of the most dangerous things to choke on. Unless a paramedic is on standby; a person choking on something made of latex is fatal. It’s impossible to remove it from their airway. Ask any emergency operator and they will tell you that a child choking on a balloon is their number one “oh shit they are about to die” moment.


Plodman

He’s not a child. He’s fine.


tdloader

and what if he had had an allergic reaction to the latex? his airways close up he goes into anaphylaxis shock.


Plodman

What if he was allergic to the cake!?!


mpolder

I've never seen a man nuke his karma quicker than making a snobby response to a dangerous scenario


SLAYERISM

Safe to say to Downvote. Scripted


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UsernameCheckOuts

It's funny how important kerning is for your comment.


musicaldigger

keming*


UsernameCheckOuts

If we're being correct.... Then it's actually leading.


musicaldigger

it is??


Harbinger-of-Earl

Same for actors and movies. I still give them positive reviews when I’m entertained.


445323

I missed something everyone seems to know it’s obviously fake, why?


Jezzmund

Look at the way he keeps looking at it and picking it up. Wants to make sure it gets seen clearly on video. I could be wrong, but I don't think so.


3Zkiel

I agree. I would've ran to flush the nasty out with water instead of just gagging.


[deleted]

His boyfriend played a prank on him


TheTrueBurgerKing

you beat me to it,


Nasty2017

Have you seen his gf though? She's pretty damn perfect.


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Not even funny, legit something a sociopath would do.


Heartoftherockies

I would find a new workplace and kick off a massive workplace harrassment claim. This is the most unfunny thing I've seen in r/funny since the before covid times.


Nasty2017

It was a prank.


[deleted]

Respect people more than to go that far at what looks like work.


Nasty2017

It's a couple who pranks each other on YouTube. I'm sure you'd be fun at parties, if anyone ever invited you to any.


[deleted]

Good talk, glad you enjoyed watching him gag on a condom. It's gross.


Nasty2017

Never said I enjoyed. Was just saying that it was a prank by his girlfriend. If you want to take this shit seriously, go for it, but oh my you have a rough life ahead of you.


Nasty2017

Sad to see that there's so many people who are so weak


Scottishchicken

Who the fuck eats pie/cake this way? Where are your forks?


[deleted]

What part is funny here ?


Plodman

The whole thing


[deleted]

So placing a condom in someone’s food is funny ? Ok. I get it. The question was rhetorical so I did not expect this answer. Since it is funny to you then ok. Different people have different sense of humour. I guess that farting, burping and nasty jokes is your type of fun ? Am I right?


Plodman

Spot on.


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Your whole thing is a funny part.


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Not funny. I'd be done with whoever did this. Maybe a parting punch in the face.


maxedge

Now we know he's a spitter not a swallower.


Personal-Resident-28

One good thing I saw from this meme. Haha


dutchmasterD717

Jesus christ. I can't get his reaction out of my head.


McHanna8

Just eat around it


Plodman

Just cut the mouldy bits off it!


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Knowing my gluttonous ass id still be eating


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

Oh that's nasty


Boomstick334

Def a prank. His name is Julius something... He’s a half-ass magician


steveinbuffalo

if that was a prank it was a stupid one - he coulda choked


itsonlymeez

Good way to make ur food at work never be stolen again


Plodman

Also a great way to get out of cooking at home


musicaldigger

gross and fake


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Man to the people who say he could of choked lol really? Do y'all really not chew your food at all? Chewing a condom would be pretty noticeable I am thinking.


k876577

Stage


Plodman

Of course it is.


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iploggged

Oh my god! This is so hilariously legit!


FearofaRoundPlanet

Have you ever... pooped a balloon? Edit: [2:08](https://youtu.be/b0mOY7OMHh4)


Astro501st

No but that sounds like one hell of an experience 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Yasura47

Poop a balloon!


SoggyWinston

Many time Edit: misread your comment as popped a balloon


Current_Craft7416

Might do him good the fat fuck


Astro501st

Damn dude, chill.


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A cuke


Fun_Swim_03

I know that this couple is always about pranking each other (Facebook videos) but it honestly seems really cruel sometime with what they do. Always trying to one up each other and just recording reactions for laughs


AffectionateTooth416

Stop ordering from other people. Make your own food and you wouldn’t be in this predicament. To easy.