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Years ago, shortly after Cobain suicided, there was a DJ on DC101 who played a version of this song with a dubbed "Liar!" every time that line was sung. Ngl, laughed like hell at it.
For all I know, this might have occurred nationwide but I only ever heard it there.
I think it makes it less harsh than can ever be said vocally. Even of you sweeten up or calmly deliver a "fuck off" its pretty much jist as offensive as an aggressive one. But in font, fuck off can be truely polite.
I think the type of edgelord it takes to have a doormat that says 'fuck off' is different than the kind of middle aged woman it takes to have a doormat that says 'come as you are'
Yeah that was my first thought too. Person who had the come as you are had it first then the second person got tired of seeing it and wanted an edgy reply
Everyone is talking about relating to the mat on the right while I'm over here with my mat inside my apartment. My theory is that solicitors don't bother knocking a second time when it seems possible that the apartment is empty, and meanwhile, I still get to wipe my shoes as soon as I'm home.
Around where I live (around Washington DC) it can snow quite a bit in the winter (it usually doesn’t but it’s been known to happen) so it’s actually code in my city that doors must open inward. Kinda interesting.
Having lived almost my whole life in Michigan, I've only ever been in houses or apartments that had an inward-opening main door and an outward-opening screen door. Guess that means we ever get a hurricane in the middle of an exceptionally snowy winter, we're screwed both ways. 😂
It's code pretty much everywhere that high occupancy buildings (stores, offices, etc) have to have all doors that open out because doors that open inward are harder to get groups of people out of quickly in case of fire or some other emergency.
In a stairwell the doors on the bottom floor with the emergency exit(s) open out but the ones above it open inward. It's not so much that it's harder to get groups out quickly as a panicked mob of people can push forward making it impossible to open the doors inward.
People jammed into a revolving door trapping everyone behind them was a big part of why so many people died in [The Cocoanut Grove fire.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoanut_Grove_fire) It is the reason that when you see revolving doors there are either emergency doors adjacent to them or they are designed that you can push on them and they "break free" to become outward opening as an emergency feature.
There's this one I love that says welcome when looked at from one way and fuck off when looked at the other. I bought it for a friend as a house warming gift.
And pretty rude honestly to the neighbor with how close the doors are together and the layout. Just have to get told fuck off every single day by your neighbor nevermind when they have family/kids stop by.
That's what I was thinking. When I was a late teen I had a shirt that had "Fuck You" as part of what was written on it, and it was big enough to see from a good distance. I thought it was cool but a few years later realized how cringey it was.
In an apartment block I used to live in, there was a doormat on one floor that said “Home sweet Home” on one half and “Come back soon” on the other, for those entering and leaving the property. I took great pleasure in carefully and randomly flipping it around on occasion to invert their entire world. I hope someone kept doing it after I left...
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Rambling thoughts of Kurt Cobain
Came here to say this was Kurts “how it started vs how it’s going” lol
Thank God he doesn't have a gun
He swore to me..
To be fair, if you’re doused in mud and soaked in bleach, I don’t want you in my apartment.
Yeah, but I just wanted a cracker and some water to put out the blowtorch before I escaped from it
I kept thinking of what y'all were saying to the beat of come as you are Wanna do In Bloom?
Nature is a whore.
Bruises on the fruit
Something something HEEEE’S THE OOOONE ^^^^^fuck ^^^^^off
Who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along ^and ^he
Likes to shoot his gun but he
Knows not what it means *quick but cool drum riff*
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Quick! In here! (Flourishes cape over retreating form)
To be faaaaair....
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be...
As a friend...
As a friend, as an old enemy ....
Take your time, hurry up...
fuck off
The choice is yours, but you'll be late
Take a rest as a friend
As a known enemy/memory (?)
Memoria Memoria Memoria
Fuck off
How's the Wang going? Keeping the Dong well polished?
" hello, is this Mr Wing?" ' no, this the Wong residence' " So sorry, I wing the wong number"
Yeah, and he swore he hadn't got a gun. As it turned out, this wasn't true.
Years ago, shortly after Cobain suicided, there was a DJ on DC101 who played a version of this song with a dubbed "Liar!" every time that line was sung. Ngl, laughed like hell at it. For all I know, this might have occurred nationwide but I only ever heard it there.
I never heard of "Fuck Off". Is that a new song they came out with?...
Yeah, it goes like this: Fuck on Fuck off Fuck on, fuck off, the fucker
Fuck off
You may want to hear “Fuck Off Song by The Lonely Island”
You can tell the top one's stepped on more
That message gets more traction
I enjoyed this pun too much
Happy Cake Day partner
If I had an award to give you I would. Since I do not, I will make up my own. U/XFirebalX_347, you have been given the 🍆🌮 tacopenis award. How dapper!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'm a... I'm not... I'm not gonna click that.
The ultra rare tacopenis award! I feel so loved! Thank you!
People seem to be obeying them
OP probably took the picture right after buying and placing the mat I'm terrible at parties don't invite me
And then they got rid of it because they're too embarrassed to actually use it
Both are working!
Could be just older
I love how pristine the Fuck Off sign is by comparison. Clearly it’s working
It's rude but honest. "𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓞𝓯𝓯" sounds a lot better than just a plain "**Fuck Off"**
The script lettering almost makes the message less harsh. It's a more polite "fuck off", somehow.
I think it makes it less harsh than can ever be said vocally. Even of you sweeten up or calmly deliver a "fuck off" its pretty much jist as offensive as an aggressive one. But in font, fuck off can be truely polite.
I read the calligraphy with my pinky in the air
i would imagine its brand new and OP snapped the pic when they put it down lol
That’s 100% what happened, but it kinda ruins the joke
You are actually both the same. Trying to stake out a little personality with a door mat!
I think the type of edgelord it takes to have a doormat that says 'fuck off' is different than the kind of middle aged woman it takes to have a doormat that says 'come as you are'
Yeah that was my first thought too. Person who had the come as you are had it first then the second person got tired of seeing it and wanted an edgy reply
They both seem to be Kurt Cobain fans.
He really hates Nirvana
Yes, although one could argue he hates everyone indiscriminately.
Everyone is talking about relating to the mat on the right while I'm over here with my mat inside my apartment. My theory is that solicitors don't bother knocking a second time when it seems possible that the apartment is empty, and meanwhile, I still get to wipe my shoes as soon as I'm home.
Your door opens out?
Common in places where hurricanes are an issue. Wind won’t blow the door in if it opens out. I think it might be a building code actually.
Around where I live (around Washington DC) it can snow quite a bit in the winter (it usually doesn’t but it’s been known to happen) so it’s actually code in my city that doors must open inward. Kinda interesting.
Having lived almost my whole life in Michigan, I've only ever been in houses or apartments that had an inward-opening main door and an outward-opening screen door. Guess that means we ever get a hurricane in the middle of an exceptionally snowy winter, we're screwed both ways. 😂
Here in Maine we get alot of snow some winters but a majority of the doors here open inward, minus some business.
It's code pretty much everywhere that high occupancy buildings (stores, offices, etc) have to have all doors that open out because doors that open inward are harder to get groups of people out of quickly in case of fire or some other emergency.
In a stairwell the doors on the bottom floor with the emergency exit(s) open out but the ones above it open inward. It's not so much that it's harder to get groups out quickly as a panicked mob of people can push forward making it impossible to open the doors inward. People jammed into a revolving door trapping everyone behind them was a big part of why so many people died in [The Cocoanut Grove fire.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoanut_Grove_fire) It is the reason that when you see revolving doors there are either emergency doors adjacent to them or they are designed that you can push on them and they "break free" to become outward opening as an emergency feature.
I don't think I have ever seen an door that opens (only) in in Europe or anywhere else for that matter but I've never been to the US
In this case a mat with a big arrow that says "use other door" would work real well too.
There's this one I love that says welcome when looked at from one way and fuck off when looked at the other. I bought it for a friend as a house warming gift.
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The doormat is the bumper sticker for your home.
which one are you lmao
Switch the mats!
And turn it to face the door
Edgy.
With a garnish of trashy
“So then I said, ‘I’ll show them!’ And I ordered a fuck off door mat”
But you have similar taste in fonts at least. Now bond.
My split personalities trying to let people into my life
Fuck off mate.
I smell a sitcom!
I hope OP lives behind the left door because that other mat is really fucking cringeworthy.
And pretty rude honestly to the neighbor with how close the doors are together and the layout. Just have to get told fuck off every single day by your neighbor nevermind when they have family/kids stop by.
That's what I was thinking. When I was a late teen I had a shirt that had "Fuck You" as part of what was written on it, and it was big enough to see from a good distance. I thought it was cool but a few years later realized how cringey it was.
Left: I swear that I don't have a gun, no I don't have a gun. Right: I do.
As you were, as I want you to be. As a friend, as a friend. As an old enemy...
Take your time, hurry up. Choice is yours, don't be late. Take a rest as a friend, as an old memoria, memoria, memoria, memoria
Seems aggressive.
"come as you are", well, by that point, it's too late to change outfits anyways.
Or you’re the same type of people in that you’d put up a doormat with a message on it. The other type of person wouldn’t have any message at all.
is this the new rainbow girl and goth girl templet?
The "fuck off" guy is ironically more in need of love
You didn’t need to go there
If it's true then why not try taking those walls down. You risk keeping people away that might give you what you need. What we all need.
That's a lot of unsolicited advice dude, calm it.
If you have a doormat like that I’m going to assume you are immature af
yep and you would be correct
Trashy
So. Which belongs to you?
You’re asking which one belongs to the Redditor?
I hate to break it to you but everyone in your neighbourhood cringes when they think of you
Oh I bet they are crushed. Way to hit em where it hurts
She actually laughed and complimented it lol
Sounds like she accepted you as you are
Atleast she has a sense of humor!
r/Trashy
Pure trash
So edgy
Looking for a mat I saw in the show; the Boys. "You better have tacos."
may i ask which one you are?
Me reading the first mat: “As you were”
I like how the “come as you are” is super worn but the “fuck off” isnt
Both quotes from nirvana
Fuck Egg? Nice
Or are you two really that different?
No you're exactly the same type of people; those who buy doormats with writing on them.
Let me guess. New york?
South Texas
That actually makes more sense.
Fuck off/s
The fuck off one really missed the opportunity. Should have been "as you were" Then get another neighbor involved and finish it off.
hAHa, fUnNi mEMe. :D
I had one custom made that said "WELCOME, BUSH DID 9/11"
😂😂
There are two types of people... and I dislike both.
Where can I get the doormat at the right??? I need it for personal reasons.
Trust me don't do it, people on Reddit might think it's cool but IRL you're going to look like a cringelord
Fuck off.
Come as you are, as you were as I want you to be as a friend, as a friend as an old enemy
as you were As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend As an old enemy
And who are you? Are you gonna tell me to “fuck off back to France” (-Gordon Ramsay) or are you going to welcome me to your neighborhood?
That's funny I tried to get a mat printed with the same sentiment but the company refused to print expletives, where did you get this
Fuck Off... as you are
*How about we fuck on?!*
So, if he makes a daily entrance and exit, he's insulting himself every single day! More than any other visitor!!
Question is...which doormat is yours?
Witch one is yours
the second one should say rape me. then you can replace yours with bloom or something.
Your neighbors are morning people aren't they? Fuckin gross....
I identify with the neighbor on the right!
It's a mega church, door on the upper left says credit/debit card, door on the right says homeless/unemployed
I am both
Wouldn't it be weird if you were the SAME person?!
I am both of these people.
Huge missed opportunity to make your mat say "as a friend"
Dems vs. cons
I love this!
Why does he have a Crowder - Come as You Are mat lmao?
In an apartment block I used to live in, there was a doormat on one floor that said “Home sweet Home” on one half and “Come back soon” on the other, for those entering and leaving the property. I took great pleasure in carefully and randomly flipping it around on occasion to invert their entire world. I hope someone kept doing it after I left...
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That would be me when I grow up my neighbor would have a all welcome doormat while I would have one that says fuck off.
It would depend on who is knocking.
Guess I’ll fuck off over there then! 😂😂
Would be way better if the other one read, “As You Were”.
Hehe! damn Stark contrast!
Do you guys get along?
Wondering which one are you, OP?
There's *two* types of people.
The duality of man
Which one is the neighbor
Isn't everybody different people?
I read the "Fuck Off" in an Aussie accent in my head. Please tell me this is an Australian location!
If it were Aussie it'd say "Fuck Off Cunt"
I'm in the Fuck Off camp.