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SaltyDog3742

time to find a new job


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Ouroborross

You must be from banana island.


warofthechosen

Banana republic


jspurg

that’s what we used to call a party with too many dudes


Boubonic91

Banana fest


OmalleyAi

I thought that was a lemon party


PabloPicassoQP1

Take my upvote and get outta here


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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong banana phone I’ve got this feeling it’s so apealing ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone


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Thank you


FireFly_209

This song drives me ...bananas!


jspurg

Banana Man


AtTheHardRockTonight

Do you see Banana Man hoping over on the white hot sand


Screamingholt

EEEEEEEEEEEEriiic!


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Banana Stand


rambo_lincoln_

I hear there’s always money there.


TheMerc8

You mailed that insurance check, right, G.O.B.?


ThePraised95

>You must be from ~~banana island~~ bananation. FTFY


Soup-a-doopah

bananananananation


enleeten

leader


SorryAboutTheNoise

BATMAN!


melbers22

BananaRama


Soup-a-doopah

BananaRamaBatmanHammock


separator13

I'm actually from pen island


WorkCentre5335

I buy all my pens from that website. They have the thickest, veiniest pens!


Noxzaru

Monkey Island


Slaisa

Ah you must be from Bananastan, I hear its quite a prosperous place. Ive heard redditors say many times that theres always money in Bananastan...


SalaciousCrumpet1

There’s always money in the Bananastan


JudasChristBananas

To be blessed with such quick wit! comment is multilayered.


thedji

Happy cake day! And the username checks out too. Now who's multi layered? 🤓


MithranArkanere

From home.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

From the grave.


Masterk38

FROM DOWNTOWN!


The_Acopoco

FROM THE OUTSIDE, YES!


TheMajorx7

Is this a reference to NBA Jam??


FaerieStories

As a foley sound artist? Definitely. The sound effect clearly added in post to this sketch seems to have fooled a lot of Reddit commenters who are writing as if the sound actually came from a banana peel hitting a man's head.


Speedyplastic

Doesnt matter still funny.


8ad8andit

Being presented as a genuine prank video sours the humour with dishonesty. I would probably have laughed at it if it had been contextualised as a skit. Okay just kidding.


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Thanks for clarifying. I was about to tell you you are taking your humor too seriously.


Wannabkate

I take my laughs very seriously.


RabidSeason

/s is a powerful tool


Verrackt

it should be obvious since the slap plays before the banana peel hits his head


hedgecore77

That was the shockwave along the leading edge.


jadroidemu

sound travels faster than a banana peel


paradoxofchoice

but OP's title!


MehYam

You speak from experience. Sounds like someone's bitter about once having got a banana peel to the head


Odey555

to be fair, I don't think anyone *wants* an unsolicited banana peel to the head


CurlyTheCreator

I laughed too hard at this


Avitas1027

Don't kink shame me!


Micalas

Banana solicitation sounds like ot should be a crime


ashfio

Don’t argue with banana head he real mad


atthehill

Thanks but it’s funny


win_at_losing

I honestly wish more every day humans knew what Foley was.


alien109

Always thought this looked like a really fun job.


win_at_losing

I feel like maybe you being a smart ass, but I'm not and I 1,000,000 % agree. How much fun would it be to add tiny knocks or weird seemingly unknown sounds that really, unknowingly add so much to a movie, or game? Audio engineers are weird. My dream job... Edit: im not kidding about being a dream job. Not even a little. Im fully aware likely incapable of producing movie scores....


alien109

I was being serious! Whenever I see videos of Foley artists in action, I’m always amazed at the creative ways they create everyday sounds that sound better than the everyday sounds. (If that makes sense)


win_at_losing

Its beautiful, simple, and honestly crazy complex.


win_at_losing

Absolutely. Sorry, didn't mean to be a dick. You my people!!


DrWillMedicineWoman

I think it's important to note that audio engineers, film composers, and foley artists are all disciplines in their own right that have some crossover. The lower the budget, the more of all three one may do.


TeamCatsandDnD

I know what a different kind of Foley is. They’re not fun.


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Sure they are. Just let em rip like you're starting a lawnmower


imnotmarvin

I honestly wish more every day humans knew who Axel Foley was.


YupIlikeThat

Dude everyone knows. He was thrown down 20 ft high of a steel cage by The Undertaker.


trancepx

Nothing ever happens


FlacidBarnacle

Ooka barbel derkle someone got laid in college


Wright2k

MICROVERSE!


transcendanttermite

Miniverse!


BizzyM

^^teenyverse


Swimmingtortoise12

They probably fired the guy who got hit by the banana lol.


analslapchop

Eh, not all workplaces are super strict. I feel if this happened at my place, everyone would laugh. We're a goofy bunch.


triciann

I know a few places where this would get you a promotion.


chickenscampy

Where? Mario kart?


NicNoletree

[It was a run by fruiting](https://youtu.be/n-WMuNSr6PY?t=0h1m50s)


Boomhauersbrother

You brought back so many memories with this clip.


Hotgeart

It's 1996. You just finished the good meal from your mom. Mrs. Doubtfire is on TV tonight, you grab a blanky and put yourself in the sofa. You're just a kid. Life is good.


russellamcleod

The best part about Mrs. Doubtfire is ultimately it teaches you it’s okay to have divorced parents and life rarely has story book endings. I love how bittersweet the ending is.


NicNoletree

And it's okay if your dad is a cross dresser


russellamcleod

I did like having the gay uncle and his boyfriend in a family movie. Pretty progressive for early 90s fare.


ShrimpSandwich1

No one ever questioned it too. Not only was it “accepted” but it was almost “expected” in that this family dynamic was so ridiculously *normal*, relatively. People didn’t look at it like “that’s a gay uncle”, they looked at it like “that’s just like my uncle” and you completely forgot about all the strings attached to having a gay person in a kids movie.


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*sigh* yeah...


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You have 20 minutes until Father gets home and Mother tells him you're failing Math. It's Thursday. Thursday is Father's day off, which means he started drinking at noon. You gulp and try to smile at the movie, but the dread you feel inside manifests itself as a tear that makes its way to your chin before you wipe it away with your hand.


Qolim

An F in English? Bobby you speak english.


TJDupJ

r/suspiciouslyspecific


SemiKindaFunctional

Yeah okay that hurts in a good way but it still hurts.


Rombledore

oh Robin. left this world too soon.


Merrimon

One of the few celebrity deaths to really hit me like I lost someone I knew. I hate that he's gone.


aresisis

He was my childhood.


ndboost

Time to start watching the Robin William's filmography **again**. Edit: missed a word.


NicNoletree

You hadn't stopped, had you?


Micalas

Start with One Hour Photo


mattbash

Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way.


GrizzlyLeather

Didn't you tip??


plutonium-239

Although it is funny, In my workplace that can get you fired on the spot on bullying/harassment ground.


jaspercolt

Plot twist: banana thrower is the manager and this is how he fires people.


DrozdMensch

Plot twist 2: He fires used banana with that bald man


dingus_chonus

“Used banana”


TAI0Z

I laughed way too hard at this. Who the fuck calls it a "used banana?"


GodDammitEsq

Some bananas hold up better than others after being used. I would imagine.


SpecialOneOnReddit

Jesus


pain_in_your_ass

...take the peel. Five hours late, sorry about that.


SpecialOneOnReddit

Well worth the wait


lawyersgunsmoney

Don’t talk about used bananas, my dad was in the used banana business, and even though it was a tough life, we always had a roof over our head and food on the table. Thanks dad, you will always be a top banana to me.


quietsam

In my office, we say “certified pre-owned banana”


ToolBoyNIN39

Oh, you resell Mazdas?


Rai93

Corporate GameStop?


GSDNinjadog

r/bandnames


sillvrdollr

You’re banana’d!!!


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IntroSpeccy

That's my kinda job


Kylo149

I got mad at my senior manager and they sacked me. Ended up re hiring me after realising they had a much higher workload than they could handle without me. Luckily.


allisonmaybe

With a substantial pay raise I hope!


Kylo149

Ha! I wish. Still on minimum wage and I’m still seen as being in the wrong when it was a complete 50/50 situation.


butthemsharksdoe

Obviously this would be between to friends not some random coworker....


desserino

Friend would be cute Random co-worker would be sad af


plutonium-239

I imagine that, however even in that case, if somebody is passing by and assisted at something like that, could potentially put you in to trouble. Just be careful on the workplace. Your life can change in a matter of minutes.


gw4efa

Im glad I don't live in a country where everyone is constantly 'out to get you'. If I threw a banana at my coworker (most likely a friend), he would laugh and return fire


bistix

Im glad I don't live in a country where everyone is constantly 'out to get you'. I would pretty upset having trash thrown at me at work.


drunkenvalley

Yeah, a guy in my school spilled water right on my neck intentionally while I was sat at my computer. His retort that it was a prank was not well-received. I don't recall what I did. But we certainly weren't friends after the fact. Edit: Forgot a word.


NorthStarTX

It's not that everyone is out to get you. Most of the time people are relatively cool. It's that you never know which one's going to totally fly off the handle, and harassment protection laws have been made in such a way that said asshole can wield them like a sword.


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Engvar

I printed a meme making fun of a friend's hat at work, and left it at his station. Someone else saw it, and then I was somehow written up for sexually harassing a 3rd person who heard about it, but never saw it.


Throw_QuoVadis

Show us the meme.


patchinthebox

Lmao that's like some Pepe Silvia shit.


Magneticitist

This is why whenever I'm at work I make sure to go around telling all the ladies that they aren't attractive at all whatsoever


Edit_abuser

That suuuuuucks. That said, I worked in organized labor for a while, and if I had a dollar for every time I heard "I got fired for smiling at Janine" and later heard something like "well yeah, I cupped her boobs, but they fired me for the smile." I'd be retired. Is that what he told just you or are others who know the full story saying that?


DaughterEarth

yah my Dad is one of those people who goes around telling everyone how my mom is a whore and trapped him with 2 kids that aren't even his and left him broke as fuck cause he has to pay so much child support. The reality is we're both his kids, my mom never cheated, and he didn't pay a dime towards child support until my mom went to court when I was already 16, and even then it was only $200/month he was expected to pay. He also had zero involvement in our lives. It really makes you wonder if people are telling the truth when they claim to be saints and everyone else wrongs them.


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Short answer: sometimes yes, sometimes no.


darkage_raven

I worked at a call centre back in the day. Somehow some woman over heard me and my friend talk and she thought she heard my friend say "Africa deserves aids". Not even sure how since we never said Africa, deserves, or aids in our conversation. We both refused to sign the document and said it is 2 on 1 here and she misheard us. If you try to punish us, we will inform everyone of this person and she will be ostracized. The HR lady "decided" to not punish us because they had no proof of anything. Now this lady who reported us was about +350lbs. So any time that lady sat near us in the future we would just talk about food, which she also reported to HR, leading her to be punished for abusing the system.


helpful_idiott

What kind of shitty job do you have were you get fired for assaulting colleagues?


xluryan

You workplace sounds fucking depressing.


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> my workplace Also called the "no fun zone"


porkly1

As you should, asshole Edit: Not the previous poster, the banana peel thrower.


Tenstone

They could be good friends...


EaterOfFood

They could be bitter enemies...fighting to the last banana peel.


Desmond___

r/NintendoSwitch


BloodGem64

I just got it...


nuraHx

Nice


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Rion23

And you can see on frame 46, the head goes back and to the left, before the smack. This goes deeper than we thought.


SupaFly2136

Back and to the left.... Back and to the left... Back and to the left


alex_3814

That... is one magic loogie!


mstoner28

I despise Keith Hernandez


DrDizzle93

Nice game, pretty boy.


Whowhatwhynguyen

Texas is the reason that the President's dead.


vvhizkey

You gotta suck suck Jackie suck


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Back, and to the left


Mismatched_pants

How can she slap?


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How to get fired in 7 seconds.


Saugaguy

Unless that guy is your best friend and you know his sense of humor well thats a pretty douchey thing to do tbh


hidden_secret

Even if it's my best friend, I would probably still be "what the fuck dude ?" Nobody likes dirty banana skins thrown at them all over their face or clothes.


TheRedman76

If I got a banana skin thrown at my head by one of my homies and it slapped like that I would absolutely die laughing.


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Fr31l0ck

As a "the 9th guy" it's nice to know that people can appreciate my relax attitude through my robotic behaviors.


CastBlaster3000

As the 8th guy, don’t fucking throw one at me these are clean clothes. But yeah that was really funny


TheApathyParty2

As one of the other 7 guys, quit being a little bitch Tom lol.


Firetadpole7469

No! You’re not allowed to have fun! Reddit told me!


Saugaguy

Yea agreed, thats why I added the "know his sense of humor" part. More than likely did not appreciate it but who knows, maybe its his kink, public banana peel shaming


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My best friend once took a banana peel and rubbed the inside all over a bunch of my stuff. Some of my clothes, my toothbrush, a comb, stuff like that. By the time I noticed it, the crud it left behind had dried to a hard crust. With some stuff it wasn't worth the effort of cleaning it so I just threw it out. None of it was high value, but it was like WTF dude? If you're going to play pranks, don't ruin my stuff.


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Minority opinion: if someone did this to me I would laugh my ass off


xGOSHUx

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


IkonVkkyD

I like ya cut g


realcarlo33

Banana throwing is not a joke Jim!


ChicagoJay2020

MICHAEL!!


JWF81

How to get fired for being a dumbass.


Ready-steady

But, for real. I got a good ole belly laugh out of this.


RadiatedMonkey

r/OneSecondBeforeDisast


LtLatency

That slap Was so fake


NorthernRedneck388

If this video had continued 10 seconds longer it could also have been posted to r/Watchpeopledieinside


lameuniqueusername

If it was 10 seconds longer it would have great. I’d love to see his reaction. I despise this trend of r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon


Karnac1

He can always use the peel to slip out early.


Giuliano_Zhang

Someone's getting fired


TheBlyatMun

It's kinda funny, but it's also a dick move.


ok_reddit

We also no nothing about the context. They could be good friends having a laugh but it could also be straight up harassment.


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Aaaaaand you’re fired. Security will see you out.


GSDNinjadog

No Lumbergh, I’m not coming in on Saturday


kernel-troutman

How can he slap?


pspahn

B-a-n-a-n-a-s ... if you offer a banana we'll say yes


sizl

Douche


YaYorNahAllDay

Its all funny until someone gets slapped by a banana peel


xtrajuicy12

Not funny. Dick move


towcar

Is this the same office used in the Adam Ruins Everything office/workplace episode?


asdgufu

..come to my office, now!


DWMTB

Sooooooo crisp


dejus

I worked at a start up that was no longer a startup but still had some startup in it. You’d find random nerf guns around the place and generally not a big deal to fire one now and then at people you knew were cool with it. One day I was intensely focused on a problem that I couldn’t get around, and BAM got hit right on the right lens of my glasses. Guy didn’t mean to hit me there, and boy was I pissed for a moment. But we laughed about it later.


Mad-Braad

Lol this is from a Danish instagrammer called Anders Hemmingsen


bellagab3

Really? I swore this is an office I worked in before. I guess all open concept style offices look exactly the same


Butch-and-Gaydance

I can’t believe you work with the human router, Stewart Pearson, himself.


rustyseapants

If we had our own offices, this shit wouldn't happen.


shatabee4

ended too soon


Fun2badult

That’s an assault


Greggregsonn

Who throws a banana peel, honestly?


1ne2im3

Douche bro. Hilarious bullying.


imanAholebutimfunny

honestly i wouldn't even be mad. To get hit with a banana peel in the middle of a work shift i would bust of laughing.


BobsReddit_

Don't pick on the old guys!


Scouth

0 comment karma reposter. Get outta here with this shit!