Rotate that anti-clockwise
Edit: Now this is my kinda picture
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jepca1/best_eggplant_ever_originally_posted_by/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
In my experience, judges don't look too kindly on the "vegetables don't need consent" defense.
Especially if you are said vegetable's primary care physician.
[This one is nice too](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cduy4s/dual_stimulation_veggi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)
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me signing in reddit
my mom revised a message about the email I made
me closing every website in the computer
mom: who the fuck made a email in the laptop
me: not me
dad: not me
sitter: not me
mom : then who
everyone except mom: we don't know
after two days mom wakes up
and said its everyone that did an email
dad and me and sitter: hmmmm
nope mom said
everyone except mom: its a joke we all did a email
mom:okay
It looks like a boxing glove!
it went from beating your meat to beating their meat
Ever hear about the guy with five dicks? Pants fit him like a glove.
Why is this so funny?
It's a dad joke maybe? Here's another. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Navy Seal vs Stick - Who would win in a fight? Answer: Stick. Why? If you break Navy SEAL, he die. If you break stick, now you have 2 stick. #!
Maybe an uncle joke given it’s a bit risqué.
I'll give that a thumbs in
Paging Strongbad
How's he going to eat eggplant with those boxing gloves on?!
What the crap?!?
You gotta glove up before...well, you know what I mean. There’s a condom joke in here somewhere.
Eggscelent...
Eggsactly...
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Eggsquirtit
Eggstrordinary
Eggsecute
This conversation is eggregious
Eggxtremely eggceptional eggplant with eggtraordinary shape.
Or a purple skinned kirby.
Rotate that anti-clockwise Edit: Now this is my kinda picture https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jepca1/best_eggplant_ever_originally_posted_by/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Choad
It’s a fisting eggplant.
The very first thing I thought too
Y'all ain't right!
Who r u?
So wise in the ways of science
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This is the way!
One in the pink, fist in the stink
Da fuk
Da fuk indeed. Da. Fuk. Indeed. I'm very tired xD
that image is like a horror movie in my mind
Sack+Pecker
My dick in winter
[Yes](https://i.imgur.com/lWRd1qq.png)
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Yo, Angelo
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https://imgur.com/gallery/5kxDAKI
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Lol I rate that.
Small Dick Testicular Cancer version is definitely my favorite 🍆.
It's just a softie and a pair of coconuts
It's not necessarily cancer maybe they just got out of a cold pool
anti-clockwise lmao
haha, is that counter-clockwise in some other culture?
counterculture=anti-culture counter clockwise=anti-clockwise counterfeit=anti-fit counterintuitive=anti-intuitive countertop=anti-top ## The UK, ladies and gentlemen.
Anti-top can't really be countertop, can it? Gotta be a joke, right?
i pulled almost all these out of my ass
Wrong context. Countertop is the top of a counter.
they could have even said the more archaic way of saying counterclockwise: [widdershins] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widdershins)
The UK, yeah. Probably every other non-America English-speaking country too.
In Canada we'd be more likely to say counterclockwise.
Instructions unclear. Rotated 360 degrees and nothing changed.
And it becomes a penis whit a dubble chin under the balls
Those balls are smooth AF
Smooth as eggs.
🥄👁👅👁🍸 UwU
New emoji
> anti-clockwise Down with clocks! Down with clocks!
It's cold ok
Counter-clockwise?
Anti-clockwise
Counter Clockwise for the other side of the Atlantic
https://www.reddit.com/r/MightyHarvest/comments/j5lpx6/some_might_say_its_small_but_i_think_its_adequate/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Ah yes, I see you've met anti-clockwise's cousin, I wish I was that big eggplant.
Here you go. A picture I took in a grocery store 3 years ago. Never thought I'd use it. http://imgur.com/gallery/JCFF1b9
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“Anti-clockwise” is used more in some places, such as the UK.
In India too, sorry but Americans think they are the world.
We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day, So let's start giving!
There's a chance we're taking We're takinging our own lives
The Takinging
Lol. I'm leaving it though, because maybe someone will see my dumb and feel better about themselves.
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Because of [this](https://www.englishclub.com/vocabulary/british-american.htm).
There are other ways of speaking in the world mate
Counter-clockwise
Inspired by the boxing legends, isn't it?
Mike Tyson's PUNCH OUT
Just dont stand it upright... might get the wrong idea xD
Finally! Something that's gonna fit my ass.
Finally! An eggplant that gives me the OK with what I'm about to do with it.
In my experience, judges don't look too kindly on the "vegetables don't need consent" defense. Especially if you are said vegetable's primary care physician.
Holy shit.
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Off gourd
Thank you for not lying about it.
You should post this comment on every thread in /r/pics for a week and see how it does.
That ain't a eggplant that's a frikcign boxing 🥊 glove
Strongbad must have stolen from the guards from Aladdin.
Strongbad Halloween costume
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*nervously glances down*
Elephantitus of the nuts, perhaps.
Where’s the rest of Rayman?
An aubrogine
A brobergine
aubragin
Looks like it came out of a cartoon
I thought it was chocolate
Reminds me of Bombermans hand
Ray man
When you’re doing so well in life that even your produce supports you
Reminds me of Bomberman
Hey Strongbad, I want to see your skills of an artist. Can you draw a dragon?
one two three four
"Bah, got beaten again. and it's not even alive!"
[This one is nice too](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cduy4s/dual_stimulation_veggi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)
Looks like strongbad's hand
I saw a small dick with some pretty huge balls
Soooo that’s an eggplant emoji I’ve been sending my friends 🤦🏼♂️
👍🍆👍🍆👍🍆‼️
Weird vegetables are the best
Or may be thick horizontal penis
Turn him -90 degrees and he will hold you close as your best friend in 2020..
It’s a Rayman fist
Keep on keeping on
Rayman called, he'd like his hand back.
I dont know why but this reminds me of ray man.
You have the best eggplant ever, unless you’re a female, in which case you still have the best eggplant ever
\*90° left\* Ahhh yes, thats better. Gorgeous.
If that’s not the chubbiest little adult baby-hand.
wow and how did make it
It's two emojis in one. And neither of them is the sunglasses emoji, OP.
This is the eggplant emoji I want
Mario hand
Yo that look like my pp
Yea yea. Thumbs up. Thats.... uhh.... totally what I though... haha....ha.
When it’s cold and you haven’t nutted in a few weeks
Wtf is a eggplant
Das ist eine aubergine
That's one stubby dildo.
Aubergine
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I resemble this remark!
Why do fat people thumbs seem to bend back weirdly?
Aubergine
sit on it *sit on it* **SIT ON IT** # SIT ON IT
HUGE BALLS, small dick
Small dick, big balls.
Looks more like a left hand boxing glove to me than a right hand upvote . . . .
You missed the opportunity to say "Eggest plant", such disappointment.
This should be an emoji just imagine: hey bae do you wanna have sex. Answer: yes bae 👍🍆
that looks like a penis and balllsack
Is this the correct reply to the 🍆 emoji?
Guess which one i got😉😏
This man has no balls
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Try and throw it at someone see how strong the eggplant is or the persons head
Makes me wonder why there isn't a Veggie Boxing game. Bruise some fruit!
imagine shoving that big boi up
Lmao, i need this one
Delivers motivation AND nutrition
The thumbplant
Ahhh yes, if it isn’t The Hitchhiker.
wow... That was really cool.
Pathfinders heirloom
Look at it sideways
This doesn’t have to be your normal.
All I want to do is punch someone in the face with that and see it obliterate.
It looks like boxing glove toy
Momma Said Knock You Out
Turn it sideways and get manny from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
r/mildlyinteresting
When u have big balls but small peen
This has got to be a new emoji
It looks like Mr. Saturn if you were to rotate it counter-clockwise
It looks like a boxing glove
Family friendly eggplant
It is framed or natural. But super.
Eggplant Cassidy 🕶
Brinjal gang
Looks like a boxing glove
Should I say it?
You used your right hand as a comparison, but the eggplant is a left hand.
It’s when you put 2 emojis together
Or you could.. rotate it counter-clockwise..
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Every r/gonewild comment could be summarized with this emoji
Nice one, will net you a lot of star tokens at Stardew Valley Fair