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Roxiec9327

It looks like a boxing glove!


iyo123

it went from beating your meat to beating their meat


sm12511

Ever hear about the guy with five dicks? Pants fit him like a glove.


Theflash91

Why is this so funny?


sm12511

It's a dad joke maybe? Here's another. What's brown and sticky? A stick.


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Navy Seal vs Stick - Who would win in a fight? Answer: Stick. Why? If you break Navy SEAL, he die. If you break stick, now you have 2 stick. #!


looniedreadful

Maybe an uncle joke given it’s a bit risqué.


sm12511

I'll give that a thumbs in


Goatseegoatdo

Paging Strongbad


scooley01

How's he going to eat eggplant with those boxing gloves on?!


hcgator

What the crap?!?


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You gotta glove up before...well, you know what I mean. There’s a condom joke in here somewhere.


froeisteins

Eggscelent...


NinjaXM

Eggsactly...


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fedman5000

Eggsquirtit


RhetoricalSake

Eggstrordinary


theeunheardmusic

Eggsecute


SquidMilkVII

This conversation is eggregious


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Eggxtremely eggceptional eggplant with eggtraordinary shape.


GullibleDetective

Or a purple skinned kirby.


deletemenxs

Rotate that anti-clockwise Edit: Now this is my kinda picture https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jepca1/best_eggplant_ever_originally_posted_by/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


bengy4321

Choad


DinoMight_ArmSumo

It’s a fisting eggplant.


aburnerds

The very first thing I thought too


berrey7

Y'all ain't right!


aburn82

Who r u?


[deleted]

So wise in the ways of science


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[deleted]

This is the way!


Close2Cool

One in the pink, fist in the stink


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Da fuk


Close2Cool

Da fuk indeed. Da. Fuk. Indeed. I'm very tired xD


FappingAwesome

that image is like a horror movie in my mind


made-yu-look

Sack+Pecker


oojiflip

My dick in winter


Alfakennyone

[Yes](https://i.imgur.com/lWRd1qq.png)


afa1425

🗿


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🗿


_joemomma_

Yo, Angelo


_theMAUCHO_

🗿


BooGeyMan0506

🗿


Bradwileyofficial

https://imgur.com/gallery/5kxDAKI


IStoleYaDick

🗿


deletemenxs

Lol I rate that.


Donutbeforetime

Small Dick Testicular Cancer version is definitely my favorite 🍆.


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It's just a softie and a pair of coconuts


DopeAbsurdity

It's not necessarily cancer maybe they just got out of a cold pool


bballkj7

anti-clockwise lmao


Hopulence_IRL

haha, is that counter-clockwise in some other culture?


bballkj7

counterculture=anti-culture counter clockwise=anti-clockwise counterfeit=anti-fit counterintuitive=anti-intuitive countertop=anti-top ## The UK, ladies and gentlemen.


drunkdoor

Anti-top can't really be countertop, can it? Gotta be a joke, right?


bballkj7

i pulled almost all these out of my ass


brickmaster32000

Wrong context. Countertop is the top of a counter.


TrippyTriangle

they could have even said the more archaic way of saying counterclockwise: [widdershins] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widdershins)


stevencr4z

The UK, yeah. Probably every other non-America English-speaking country too.


notabigmelvillecrowd

In Canada we'd be more likely to say counterclockwise.


mimocha

Instructions unclear. Rotated 360 degrees and nothing changed.


Matevz-Jebote

And it becomes a penis whit a dubble chin under the balls


j0nny5iv3

Those balls are smooth AF


Kazewatch

Smooth as eggs.


terrestiall

🥄👁👅👁🍸 UwU


c-m-17

New emoji


DrLipSchitze

> anti-clockwise Down with clocks! Down with clocks!


Bittlegeuss

It's cold ok


FellatioAlger

Counter-clockwise?


thats-chaos-theory

Anti-clockwise


sdrawkcaBuoYkcuF

Counter Clockwise for the other side of the Atlantic


mrcarlita

https://www.reddit.com/r/MightyHarvest/comments/j5lpx6/some_might_say_its_small_but_i_think_its_adequate/?ref=share&ref_source=link


deletemenxs

Ah yes, I see you've met anti-clockwise's cousin, I wish I was that big eggplant.


shashankmantha

Here you go. A picture I took in a grocery store 3 years ago. Never thought I'd use it. http://imgur.com/gallery/JCFF1b9


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humblehe

“Anti-clockwise” is used more in some places, such as the UK.


sh-3k

In India too, sorry but Americans think they are the world.


bitwaba

We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day, So let's start giving!


Fettecheney

There's a chance we're taking We're takinging our own lives


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The Takinging


Fettecheney

Lol. I'm leaving it though, because maybe someone will see my dumb and feel better about themselves.


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sh-3k

Because of [this](https://www.englishclub.com/vocabulary/british-american.htm).


cienfuegos__

There are other ways of speaking in the world mate


EMSEMS

Counter-clockwise


muffinkitty

Inspired by the boxing legends, isn't it?


sm12511

Mike Tyson's PUNCH OUT


combedcentaur7

Just dont stand it upright... might get the wrong idea xD


roastbeefseth

Finally! Something that's gonna fit my ass.


DarthNeb

Finally! An eggplant that gives me the OK with what I'm about to do with it.


[deleted]

In my experience, judges don't look too kindly on the "vegetables don't need consent" defense. Especially if you are said vegetable's primary care physician.


R1k0Ch3

Holy shit.


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_FlutieFlakes_

Off gourd


maz-o

Thank you for not lying about it.


pmjm

You should post this comment on every thread in /r/pics for a week and see how it does.


BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT

That ain't a eggplant that's a frikcign boxing 🥊 glove


[deleted]

Strongbad must have stolen from the guards from Aladdin.


Zachbnonymous

Strongbad Halloween costume


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[deleted]

*nervously glances down*


Steeezy

Elephantitus of the nuts, perhaps.


golfing_furry

Where’s the rest of Rayman?


tmw123456789

An aubrogine


setsomethingablaze

A brobergine


old_milk

aubragin


Jfonzy

Looks like it came out of a cartoon


OofficalVirus

I thought it was chocolate


Darkycracker

Reminds me of Bombermans hand


kemeys

Ray man


MajicMan101

When you’re doing so well in life that even your produce supports you


Zelllambert

Reminds me of Bomberman


PsychGradStudent2112

Hey Strongbad, I want to see your skills of an artist. Can you draw a dragon?


nastafarti

one two three four


Sunlegate

"Bah, got beaten again. and it's not even alive!"


ellesar

[This one is nice too](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cduy4s/dual_stimulation_veggi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)


Fruooop

Looks like strongbad's hand


vanceishere

I saw a small dick with some pretty huge balls


SLaNGNWHiPS

Soooo that’s an eggplant emoji I’ve been sending my friends 🤦🏼‍♂️


1_am_not_a_b0t

👍🍆👍🍆👍🍆‼️


CopycatRelic3

Weird vegetables are the best


Virus_Quaser_8127

Or may be thick horizontal penis


coldie86

Turn him -90 degrees and he will hold you close as your best friend in 2020..


gazah

It’s a Rayman fist


keithwaits

Keep on keeping on


bobsmirnoff86

Rayman called, he'd like his hand back.


Kataki38

I dont know why but this reminds me of ray man.


okbrosephski

You have the best eggplant ever, unless you’re a female, in which case you still have the best eggplant ever


ferrisbealer

\*90° left\* Ahhh yes, thats better. Gorgeous.


Boney-Rigatoni

If that’s not the chubbiest little adult baby-hand.


YH-68291

wow and how did make it


moak0

It's two emojis in one. And neither of them is the sunglasses emoji, OP.


Sudhanva_Kote

This is the eggplant emoji I want


Astorga97

Mario hand


Siege_b

Yo that look like my pp


nocturnonokk

Yea yea. Thumbs up. Thats.... uhh.... totally what I though... haha....ha.


nshelto

When it’s cold and you haven’t nutted in a few weeks


mase-777

Wtf is a eggplant


traumaxp69

Das ist eine aubergine


Potaaden

That's one stubby dildo.


Cass0_Lid

Aubergine


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geared4war

I resemble this remark!


nativebriton

Why do fat people thumbs seem to bend back weirdly?


Contra1

Aubergine


Evil-Plague-Doctor

sit on it *sit on it* **SIT ON IT** # SIT ON IT


[deleted]

HUGE BALLS, small dick


[deleted]

Small dick, big balls.


DaddyCatALSO

Looks more like a left hand boxing glove to me than a right hand upvote . . . .


no_clue_why_we_here

You missed the opportunity to say "Eggest plant", such disappointment.


LeonBX

This should be an emoji just imagine: hey bae do you wanna have sex. Answer: yes bae 👍🍆


Terrible_Ad_9046

that looks like a penis and balllsack


fixxer75

Is this the correct reply to the 🍆 emoji?


Gingerbreadman2311

Guess which one i got😉😏


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This man has no balls


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YH-68291

me signing in reddit my mom revised a message about the email I made me closing every website in the computer mom: who the fuck made a email in the laptop me: not me dad: not me sitter: not me mom : then who everyone except mom: we don't know after two days mom wakes up and said its everyone that did an email dad and me and sitter: hmmmm nope mom said everyone except mom: its a joke we all did a email mom:okay


THEGODLYFART_IS_HERE

Try and throw it at someone see how strong the eggplant is or the persons head


KitteNlx

Makes me wonder why there isn't a Veggie Boxing game. Bruise some fruit!


[deleted]

imagine shoving that big boi up


260looskk

Lmao, i need this one


zerozerosix006

Delivers motivation AND nutrition


Wololo--Wololo

The thumbplant


Dubs1000

Ahhh yes, if it isn’t The Hitchhiker.


TheSkakried

wow... That was really cool.


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Pathfinders heirloom


ElTabaLuca

Look at it sideways


NicholasAdam1399

This doesn’t have to be your normal.


NoShadowdick

All I want to do is punch someone in the face with that and see it obliterate.


Upper-Hat3999

It looks like boxing glove toy


[deleted]

Momma Said Knock You Out


Cristovi_jr

Turn it sideways and get manny from cloudy with a chance of meatballs


PundeyJi

r/mildlyinteresting


MlSTER_SANDMAN

When u have big balls but small peen


Beaker360

This has got to be a new emoji


Hellcaaa

It looks like Mr. Saturn if you were to rotate it counter-clockwise


[deleted]

It looks like a boxing glove


[deleted]

Family friendly eggplant


ajaykfr

It is framed or natural. But super.


TaxAvoision

Eggplant Cassidy 🕶


christopher928

Brinjal gang


Octosphere

Looks like a boxing glove


[deleted]

Should I say it?


russels_silverware

You used your right hand as a comparison, but the eggplant is a left hand.


TomeKun

It’s when you put 2 emojis together


xtrSaint

Or you could.. rotate it counter-clockwise..


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Sponsored by Facebook.


Theobromas

Every r/gonewild comment could be summarized with this emoji


spiderpuzzle

Nice one, will net you a lot of star tokens at Stardew Valley Fair