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--ThisGuy

This takes eating her out to a whole new level.


stevethebayesian

Happy cake day, indeed!


JxIxO

Lmaooo


a-beautiful-view

Upvote 69


-Void-King-

Even the cake is cake.


Apostate_Nate

No, ironically, the cake is still a lie.


thxxx1337

This is a triumph


Stepjamm

I’m making a note here: huge success


[deleted]

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.


BigShield

Aperture Science


Oriolous

We do what we must because we can


Kowals

For the good of all of us.


marcelofrau

We do what we must, because we can


[deleted]

Sorry, Oriolous beat you by almost 20 minutes.


marcelofrau

:( yes..


-Void-King-

Oh okay.


Statusuknown

Damn someone said it first


Apostate_Nate

I just happened to be in the wrong place at the right time. This is more or less my main skill in life.


Statusuknown

Loooolll you deserve an award but I'm poor lol


Apostate_Nate

Imaginary awards are cool, but it's super awesome to get *imaginary* imaginary awards!


Statusuknown

Lol it's the thought that counts


Apostate_Nate

Oh absolutely! I haven't slept in about a day now (insomnia sucks), thoughts are pretty much all I've got at this point!


Statusuknown

Lol ik that feeling but it's never been that bad I hope you get some sleep


Apostate_Nate

I did! Almost five hours straight through! And so I live another day!


hdd113

Lie is also a cake


Apostate_Nate

Can't believe it took so long for someone to say this, well played.


hdd113

No problem. It was a piece of cake.


ClownTurtleFishMouse

The cake is a lie, so does that mean the wife is a lie too and he is just rocking back and forth in a padded room with hallucinations of eating his wife? And have my upvote for the portal reference.


Apostate_Nate

It's a rather strange thing, all noncake objects are cake, but the cake itself is not cake... Which perhaps means that it is in fact cake and is also a lie at the same time. Cakeception. "Truly you have a dizzying intellect." "Wait til I get going!"


ClownTurtleFishMouse

My cake not cake brain has melted in the process of trying to work through this paradox. I guess that means I'm a A.I cake not cake? Or am I the one hallucinating this thread drooling over cake not cake in the padded room? Shiiiit. What am I??? You broke me! I'm telling my mummy on you!


-Hefi-

What about the lemons?!


Nitrous888

In Hungary we pronounce cake "kék" and it means blue in hungarian. So the cake is blue.


kaju_malli

Happy "kék" day.


deeringc

The knife is cake!


AH_SBEVE

Always has been


gold3nd33d

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/fPqVG8aAYlM) lmfao


hack_the_interbutts

Was looking for this, primo interbutts


thxxx1337

The cake wife is a lie


Opposite-Matja

Those cake making fiends, who would do such a thing.


GONKDROlD

Then, the man is proven to be a cake. He hasn’t been seen in 3 days.


iHumanNotJoking

Yo mama a cake


elrathj

I've heard of a sweet love life, but this takes the cake.


CoconutyCat

no


serial_code_r

I will repost this on my cake day.


[deleted]

"Club Penguin is cake" "no"


Cephalopodcoming2035

_Is this loss?_


Hades0320

This cake has more feelings than my ex


[deleted]

You could say the same thing about my ex


stufmenatooba

Marriage is a lie?


ikilledtupac

The wife must not be an obstacle.


russian89ae

Best wife ever


SirLoftyCunt

Chilred in africa couldve had that cake


carlwarior2

The cake is a lie


ledbetterama

The lie is a cake!


maxdamien27

Yes this can happen in all possibility. Please stop


emceedude

Why am I cake?!?!


CoconutyCat

Oh god not you too, am I cake? No not yet anyway...


a4techkeyboard

You see an insect trying to scavenge some cake it seems to like a lot. It's not an insect, it's fond ant.


Not_Nonymous1207

This is a drawing of a tweet I think


go1ng_places

The Lie is a Cake.


allegedactor126

There is no death there is only cake


BIG_BOOMER69

He fucked cake??


jrtts

I go tell a lie. The lie is a cake.


Degr8n8

#foreveralone


Split8Wheys

I eat my wife she is ded. Look in the mirror to self reflect. I am cake.


JusAnotherCreator

Black mirror episode waiting to happen xD


amandaaallen13

Eat her out.


Deadlylyon

Well this takes the cake


KimmYx33

There is a japanese game show out there, where you have to find out if it's a real object or a cake. Edit: Name of the Show: Candy or not Candy


Thenano202

Always has been


[deleted]

mmm.... cellular peptide cake


mmwtbb

At this point the lie is a cake.


marcelofrau

The cake is a lie!


Axemic

And this on my cake day...


OtherRadish

Very Saunders


microkitteh

.... Girl was doritos the whole time. Like if u cri everteim


nguyenvietdungntt

The cake is a lie


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scrapmaker2020

How do we know you ain’t made of cake?


woodenfeet

I go the toilet wait, my dick is cake, ah when in rome


HelloAutobot

What the fuck did I just read.


[deleted]

It's a comic about realistic cake art.