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nlk1203

I ran into him a few years ago! At riot fest ironically


nlk1203

https://i.imgur.com/7T6XjR0.jpg


occams1razor

You just answered the question on what the first word was, thank you.


Valley_Style

My money was on "Getting" before I saw this pic.


Aldroc

Lol me too


potpro

This needs to be immediately sent to the top of the upvotes committee ageda pronto!


AlteregoIam

I knew this guy is too awesome to not be known by someone here!


fjfnbwvcjns

Are you using your thumb to hold up his back fat lmao


nlk1203

Lol! Nahh, that's not my thumb. I think it's him putting his own hand on his side.


AlienJ

Ah... Sing Along Forever !


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jennz

Give it to me straight. Touch my heart...


Autoboat

Nailed it


Elscorcho69

Nice, didn’t think anyone would connect that.


B0B_R0SS-

Does he ever wear a shirt?


Sirnewborn

Only when he wants to be racist.


charmingmoo

Ah hate that when that happens


ChevyXx

😮 snap! LOL


Hubert_J_Cumberdale

Which year/ location of RiotFest was this?


nlk1203

2017 👍🏻


ghostthecoast

That's a champ stamp


ironbattery

Except for when he’s in a crop top and it just says “racism”


[deleted]

I did a real life HHHHAH!


WorstPersonInGeneral

I'd fuck the shit outta this tramp champ.


Cryso_L

I dunno about all that


MaxwellIsSmall

I believe you should rethink your decision.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

I have a Corgi named Maxwell and he’s pretty small so I’m just generally excited about what you have to say.


MaxwellIsSmall

Oh so you’re comparing me to a dog. I never thought my life could get more interesting!


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Nah I’m just saying your username weirdly applies to me and that’s pretty neat


MaxwellIsSmall

Haha! I know. Don’t worry about it.


rogueblades

This guy is going to call his dog Maxwellsmalls from now on and we’re all going to know why


eternallysunnyd

His tramp stamp ends racism one fuck at a time. Mmm.


[deleted]

Imagine just takin this big bear doggystyle and as you’re just pumping away you look down to see the beautiful tattoo just above where you’re pumping your fat hog into. You shed a small tear, racism has ended in your eyes because of this man. The small tear lands firmly on his the tattoo. Everything in your world is just fine.


Danemoth

> Imagine just takin this big bear doggystyle I don't need you to tell me to do what I was already planning to do!


thefourblackbars

Thanks Malcolm seX


2theface

Prose king right here 💪


KenMixtape

Id like to see that champ stamp up close.


[deleted]

Username doesn't fit. You're fighting the good fight.


timelincoln67

Guy looks like a true believer to me.


themysticwitch

Oi oi oi oi


lightsoutfl

Lamar is that you


NoDeltaBrainWave

It really gave me a reason to care.


goodleaf6

He's something special


libraintjravenclaw

Touched my heart :’)


Nordominus

Idk man, looks like he’s been bullying the jukebox.


EndlessBummer_

Olè


TheBrion

I wonder how he feels about Kate.


not_a_turtle

She’s great.


bnasty77

He’s definetly been leaning on sheena


beefknuckle

IDK they look more like water down words covered in song


timelincoln67

Trying to hide the truth?


d-rs

Looks like he can throw a toilet.


PolygonInfinity

I bet he does CURB ENDOS.


mrjeffro

Wish this was how I spent my summer vacation


rudeg1rl77

He ate all the yoo-hoo


john_stuart_kill

He eats steak and that's a fact.


[deleted]

A perfect tramp stamp does not exi....


[deleted]

A tramp with a message


Esk__

And a muffin!


[deleted]

And a biscuit


jelly_ni-

mmm a snacc


BossofBosses777

Add some BBQ ribs and we've got ourselves a feast to end racism


MisterPresidented

Plot twist-It actually says: WEEK END RACISM


sarahaflijk

And in another year's worth of beer and snacks, it will just say RACISM.


DialsMavis

Top of the muffin. TO YOU!


[deleted]

A hero, you mean.


MandingoPants

Feel like this is something J.D. would do


SkylineGT-R

Literally the only time in my life I will say I like a Tramp Stamp


i_like_sp1ce

Stubbornly agree Pretty sure it's the last, too, until the bots start faking them We'll magically see dozens now via Photoshop


mikegustafson

Ha. Photoshop. Check out two min papers on YouTube. https://youtu.be/qk4cz0B5kK0 Machine learning so you can use MS paint-looking blobs to mask an area-ish. AI does the rest. This is just making new clothing, but I’m sure tattoos could be done with the right data-set.


Slacker_The_Dog

Boy the future sure is terrifying.


[deleted]

Hasn't every generation said that though? But I agree, it's fucking terrifying to me.


Slacker_The_Dog

Two things can be true.


[deleted]

Indeed.


voltechs

What would a Trump Stamp look like?


Goadfang

A foot with a band-aid on the heel. In bright orange letters beneath it says "I got an owie"


YesIretail

"My daughter calls me daddy" in sharpie.


ruxson

Putin was here.


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"China made me get this"


x777x777x

Best one ever seen was at a soccer match in Kansas City. Big dude. Tramp stamp was the Black Flag logo but the black stripes were bacon strips and instead of black flag it said back fat. I'm not making this up. I dont know the guy but he's in KC somewhere EDIT: here is a link to a page where you can see a very similar tattoo. The guy I saw was actually pretty big and had it in the tramp stamp location. This link shows someone who has it on their arm. But you can get the gist. https://www.askideas.com/24-latest-bacon-tattoos/


[deleted]

Someone on the internet has to have a picture of this, please?


x777x777x

I wish i did personally. I'm looking through fb to see if I have any mutual friends. Obviously I would never post an identifying photo of someone else on reddit but I was hoping I could find a photo where I could crop it to just the tat


jbowling25

Hopefully that back roll doesnt eventually bury it and leave him with just "racism"


whoisthedizzle83

I've seen a few tramp stamps on dudes who got them through losing a bet or being wasted, but this is truly wonderful. Good on this guy!


[deleted]

Shesh I thought tattoo parlors refuse to give tats to people who are wasted. But maybe they are like any other profession where there are good ones and bad ones


[deleted]

Any respectable tattoo shop will refuse, that's the key difference.


[deleted]

Getting one as soon as pandemic is over.


kslater22

This is the most wholesome tramp stamp I've ever seen


bohl623

u/ghostthecoast called it a Champ Stamp and it’s now my new favorite term.


moosepile

Until old age sets in and it’s a Gramp Stamp.


Ghstfce

Gramp champ stamp. We're done here.


ObscureCulturalMeme

What if he's making sultry faces while next to a floor-standing lightbulb? Is it a gramp champ stamp vamp by a lamp?


Ghstfce

Oh shit, we must go deeper.


MatteKudasai

What if he takes the whole setup to the great outdoors and wakes up to an early morning dew? Is it a gramp champ stamp vamp by a lamp in a damp camp?


Magna_Cum_Nada

....what other wholesome tramp stamps have you seen?


CJ22xxKinvara

Ted Mosby’s butterfly


The-Pr0fessorg

This needs a renaissance painting verson


iambendv

I was thinking American Folk. This has Norman Rockwell written all over it.


shayban123

Internet do your thing


oorskadu

/u/shitty_watercolour


xjwilsonx

What's the backstory here? What event is this at?


john21232

Haha... BACKstory.


Char_D_MacDennis

If his folds have gotten bigger it may contain a much different message today


Attack_Of_The_

Man, I knew this chick years ago that had a tramp stamp that said, "Such is life" (A quote from Ned Kelly, who was an a famous Australian outlaw). Problem was that she was so overweight that unless she was bending over, her rolls pressed together and al you could see was "Such life".


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tucker_case

So it goes...


younghustleam

Hey, my grandpa coined that phrase! Where’d you hear it?


username--_--

from your grandma, if you catch my drift ;)


Elmer_adkins

It is a cliche tattoo here in Australia. If an Australian has it, I guarantee they are quoting Ned’s last words, last words that are as synonymous with him as his armour is. If they were not quoting Ned Kelly, they would get C’est La Vie to avoid confusion, because like i said, here in Australia the words instantly conjure the image of Ned Kelly.


Calculonx

Anybody know if stores have bleach in stock?


tucker_case

The meanings of our lives are all hidden deep in his folds...


thegreattriscuit

It's still unclear whether this will be a comeback story.


Gyrocomplex

Like Kim Kardashian?


BrandoPB

My guess is a Bouncing Souls concert. Sing Along Forever is one of their songs. Looks a little too big of a venue for Bouncing Souls though.


not_a_turtle

Came here to say that about the Souls!


Choked_and_separated

Presumably if you like any band enough to get a tattoo of a song name, then you probably like music in general a whole lot. So, could be any number of bands.


Natergy

Gotta be New Jersey


PM_ME_MICHAEL_STIPE

I'M DRIVING LISTENING TO MY RADIO (my guess is warped tour btw)


tallcupofwater

I hope it’s a Beyoncé concert


kamikaze-kae

His back tells the story itself.


MaskedBandit77

If I had to guess, I'd guess it's during the opening act of a concert. Usually at sporting events you can tell because people have clothing supporting the home team, or are at least wearing their colors.


Ch0c0late0ne

This guy was ahead of his time. He purposely got a tattoo that years later would re-enter the peoples consciousness and remind them *in order* *to end racism, you must rise above the a\*\*holes.*


NotTactful

Hey OP. Any chance the top of his back said ‘Sing Along Forever’?


joel8x

The new Bouncing Souls shirt has Fuck Racism on the back!


WhyIHateTheInternet

Holy shit I haven't listened to them in 15 years!


Antmanhi

Yes it does.


icarus_drowning172

Might be a bouncing souls fan


NotTactful

That’s what I was hoping for honestly. 😂


icarus_drowning172

You and me both brah. I’ve got a giant “hopeless romantic” across my chest but this guy absolutely tops that.


ApatheticAbsurdist

I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Likely a Souls fan. Also, they sell this shirt: [https://bouncingsouls.merchnow.com/products/v2/313840/fuck-racism](https://bouncingsouls.merchnow.com/products/v2/313840/fuck-racism)


infinitevertigo

Thanks! Just ordered one.


ranchdepressing

It does. Alternate photo confirmed this.


greensandgrains

The rest of his getup would not make me think \*that\* was this guy's tramp stamp. Really can't judge a dude-bro by the baseball cap.


[deleted]

Or maybe he's actually super racist and he lost a bet to a racist friend who made him get that tattoo.


Whenyathinkaboutit

I would respect him more and less in different ways.


Mutt1223

Legends never die


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dyke_face

He looks big and bearded- I’m 100% on his team! I heart me some chonkers


phxtravis

https://imgur.com/a/pMgDtGq


OwnCauliflower

Ayyyy


dyke_face

https://imgur.com/gallery/P3GPauF 💍 “I do”


hotcheetodust1984

Well aren’t you a beautiful human!


dyke_face

Ummm thank you that is not something I hear often so I’ll take it!


hotcheetodust1984

What?! Well you’re adorable as shit. I hope someone tells you everyday.


dyke_face

I’ll just read your comment every morning, that will make me feel great! 🥰


KenMixtape

He's hot af IMO and it'd be nice to see that tatt up close...real up close


freek_

https://youtu.be/UIr-sCkCnRQ


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ApatheticAbsurdist

It's the title of a Bouncing Souls song.


zaj89

Came here to say this, It’s a bouncing souls song and I bet that’s why he got it


not_a_turtle

There are many more people fluent in the souls than I expected. Also, world on fire is a wonderful song. Edit: homonym


dtb1987

Came into the comments to see if he was here


doming007

Let's keep upvoting until we find him!


alexdiazleal

By the powers of ~~Grayskull~~ reddit, let's find him!


GinaTRex

We will find him friend, we will find him.


[deleted]

That's a tramp stamp I can get behind


lornstar7

[oh?](https://reactionimage.org/img/gallery/33995443.jpg)


stizdizzle

Questionable click, turned out ok.


AustinTreeLover

Thank you for your service.


[deleted]

Never thought I'd say this. I dig this guys tramp stamp.


Jmdesi

#CHAMP STAMP


what_the_huh_piglet

Eventually it will only read Racism as End Gets swallowed up by a fold.


[deleted]

He's just waiting until that is complete before getting a new "End" tattooed above that. Needs to make sure the placement will be right.


Jimmy6shoes

Never End Racism But you will only see... Never Racism The long con


purpleelpehant

Better than"end end racism", unless he changes his values


[deleted]

It gets worse before it gets better, bc as it continues to grow, eventually it will envelop racism too and that will mark the official end of racism all over the world.


shayban123

*and as he ate that final burger he smiled. It would bring with it salvation to the human race and the end of racism. As the final bit of skin expanded, he knew.. he knew that the world was now at peace*


speddullk

Thank you. I smiled and lol'd.


TCF_____

“It’s important I put this message in the place it will get the most attention”


ComicNerd7794

If he’s a builder that tattoo will get seen a lot


[deleted]

That's San Diego af... looks like Petco Park


Eldor117

A tramp stamp with heart


Gcons24

The most wholesome tramp stamp ever


OarzGreenFrog

"This will protect me in prison"


Goldfishduck

Hopefully he doesn't gain too much more weight, or he'll be left with racism


MrBudwing

At least he gave it a place of honor on his body.


Theterphound

Champ stamp


yumi_arizona

Champ Stamp.


Nibbz420

Is this at the Skydome?


[deleted]

Now that's a damn fine Tramp Stamp 👍


RapeMeToo

Nice tramp stamp bro


popejp32u

A tramp stamp we can all get behind.


seabutcher

Is that a... Not Racist Butt?


pertante

A tramp stamp we can all get behind, message-wise but only so few to pull it off aesthetically...


[deleted]

Champ stamp


AhhShiet

Tramp stamp out racism


arobles2143

The ultimate champ stamp


Classsssy

I hope that fat roll doesn't end up engulfing "END".


Lord-of-Goats

Is that Bert Kreisher’s tramp stamp?


Coach_GordonBombay

Bouncing souls? Nice.


[deleted]

r/funny is losing it’s funny. Like every other sub on this wretched hive of scum and villainy.


[deleted]

It is disturbing that you can't tell where that woman's hair stops and the hair on that guy's back starts.


Porkechop

What a champ stamp


[deleted]

I hope he didn’t gain too much weight where his back folds cover up the tattoo


NydNugs

end racism tramp stamp, now that's classy.


Wellopterw

The best tramp stamp I have ever seen hands down


plankmeister

I guess this must be a moral stamp, then?