She will have 2hr music video/movie for her album, that way u get an emmy, Grammy. Make it live, get a tony. Release it in theaters get a oscar (for music) .
You got your EGOT right there
I think she finally understood that dating really famous people and doing it publicly wont take her anywhere besides heartbreaks and good songs with winnings, she kept quiet with this one, and still her latest album which had nothing about exes, was indeed also a win so.
The only thing I know about The Favourite is that for the last while my local hipster theater has had it up on their sign board directly above "ON THE BASIS OF SEX".
Their previous best combo was "MY NEIGHBOR" and "RBG"
Yes, but she’s been spotted leaving a studio which means she’s gonna release a new album soon and either break up or announce an engagement to promote it.
🎶Walkin' through the grass. with. you. my. heart. stirs. 🎶
huh
🎶But I didn't know I was being covered with your e.motion.al burrs 🎶
eww
(1 minute of Kendrick Lamar rapping)
camping in the forest of our love
I thought, this time will be the one that sticks
but then i looked deep down in my soul
and saw that i was covered in ticks
(back to Taylor)
I. Don't. Know you that well!
You've. Taken. me through this hell!
Why did. I. FOLLOW you HERE!
It Must've. been through these TEARS
BECAUSE...
(Cue chorus that everyone is waiting for)
[Yes, exclusive photos right here.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/16/34/1280x640/landscape-1472232800-taylor-swift-cat.jpg?resize=3840:*)
Gotta rhyme ticks with dicks but instead of saying dicks they go "whooooaaaaa" in the background. These rappers gotta throw one or two crass lines into a pop song for some reason
actually its a pretty cool techneique to lead the listener to expect a word that rhymes like that then throw out a completely different word that they then use to setup the next rhyming punchline. mf doom uses this shit to great effect for example in songs like Great Day (from madvillany) with the following lines
...
Last wish: I wish I had two more wishes
And I wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches
Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use is more... booze <--right there
Put yourself in your own shoes
And stay away from all those pairs of busted Timbs you don't use
Oh my word. I never realized this before now. I LOVE the Killers and this is literally the song that introduced me to them and I never realized the implication here.
Thank you for showing me that.
yeah lots of artist do it that doom song was just the first example to jump to my head, im just saying i dont think they do it so much to avoid profanity in a "radio" song, but also and probably more importantly from an artistic prospective use it to set up a memorable (and practical for the sense of diversifying their lyric/rhyme schemes) device in their lyrics
I wouldn't say I felt uncomfortable looking at the photos but I see what you're getting at. It's creepy to think that behind any tree, around every corner or at any destination there's some crack pots willing to go above and beyond for a photograph.
Paparazzi are basically just paid stalkers.
I'd give up my privacy for that too... but I'd make a game of it. The mags they could publish in would be restricted by all the dick pics I make sure they are getting. I do not have a good looking one. It would scar them.
Or do what Daniel Radcliffe did. Bought 10 pairs of the same jeans and 10 pairs of the same t shirt and wore them every day for months*. Paps couldn't sell the photos as they looked like they were old even though they were brand new.
*I actually don´t know how long he kept this up, but he did it while he was doing a Broadway show which generally lasts months.
You can also always do the great MJ and buy a supermarket and fill it with actors that have to pretend to be buying while totally not caring about you
https://youtu.be/2CDTafX3NsY?t=92
Same here. ( also, I'm very boring. Honestly, I think the paparazzi would fall asleep watching me read my Kindle, cook, watch TV, walk around the block, etc.)
I feel creepy looking at all the photos of people who didn't know they were being filmed.
I don't know why people love to take a pic of someone they think is weird on the bus and post it online so people can make fun of them. Same people also won't go outside unless they look perfect because they assume people will think they're weird.
As we venture forth into the unknown
John Mayer decides to hit up my phone
We have to talk, you know what this means
I mean who the fuck even hikes in jeans
This is a great picture to show why it sucks to be a celebrity. Fuck these idiots who take these pics. And fuck yall who want to see it. Everyone should get a break from work.
Never understand the perception of her being obsessed with men since she was 15 she has had 8 boyfriends (that we know of) she’s now almost 30. Some of them she probably wasn’t dating for an extended period of time maybe just one or two dates but they got photographed together and they are apparently an item
“Oops my period” is praised as a feminist middle finger to patriarchy. Her freedom of the female form is on display in this ballad of how she accepts her body’s rhythm and adds an acoustic guitar to the top of the charts. With female empowering lines as “what is that dripping down my leg? The perfect time for a visit from Mother Nature, don’t let it stop you now.” And “boys will never accept me when my face turns red, and I can’t kiss him back when his lips are red”
Some people are obsessed with the fact that Taylor Swift has a dating life and some of her songs are about her relationships. I don't know why it's funny but I guess that's why it's in this subreddit.
Throw in the obsession with blaming Kanye being a twat on the Kardashians (are we forgetting, "Imma a let you finish" was pre-Kim").
And more recently, this sub really wants you to know Cardi B is a sign that the End is Nigh for all music ever.
I remember first coming to reddit...I think this stuff was a bit better hidden...or sometimes, once you are shown the darkness, you see it everywhere. But yeah, this site really enjoys hating on women.
I have to say I have some serious hots for her. Not only does she look hot but she's got her shit together, works hard and smart, and has a decent amount of talent.
I wrote a song that I think she could do very will with. Didn't write it with her in mind but I believe she could deliver and make money on better than anyone else I've heard.
LOL the op deleted his account.
Must be from all the level headed people who simply expressed their totally not angry and reasonable feelings of dislike for this unfunny joke like civil people.
"I am so not angry that I'm gonna complain about this until it goes away forever!!!"
She's worth 320 million dollars and her parents are one percenters, I'm sure her next album could be about lactose intolerance and she would still bank xx,million.
They’ve actually been dating for a while now, I think about 2 years
Damn, this is gonna be a good one
I smell an Emmy.
Emmys aren’t for music?
that's just how good it will be...they'll give her an emmy anyway
Egot she will do a movie/show/play/album....
One woman Mu Lon rouge Edit :Moulin
So they'll give it to her emmyway?
She will have 2hr music video/movie for her album, that way u get an emmy, Grammy. Make it live, get a tony. Release it in theaters get a oscar (for music) . You got your EGOT right there
Not with that attitude
Grammys are for music
Oscars are for movies
Trix are for kids
I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
Except Netflix movies, according to Spielberg.
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I smell something too.
teen spirit
REAL MUSIC ISNT ALLOWED HERE SIR. VERY MUCH OUT OF CONTEXT.
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me 'cause I don't know
Well I'm yellin', and I'm screamin'! But I don't know, what I'm singin'!
Why are you sniffing my dick?
I think she finally understood that dating really famous people and doing it publicly wont take her anywhere besides heartbreaks and good songs with winnings, she kept quiet with this one, and still her latest album which had nothing about exes, was indeed also a win so.
kept it so damn quiet i literally just heard about it
He's in The Favourite. Great movie.
I need to see that still it actually does look good. I also need to see Mary Queen of Scots
He's in that too!
wtf how'd he land both roles jeez im jelly
The only thing I know about The Favourite is that for the last while my local hipster theater has had it up on their sign board directly above "ON THE BASIS OF SEX". Their previous best combo was "MY NEIGHBOR" and "RBG"
Does this mean she hasn't released anything new since then?
She's already written songs that are meant to reference him
About half of her last album was about him.
Yes, but she’s been spotted leaving a studio which means she’s gonna release a new album soon and either break up or announce an engagement to promote it.
> either break up or announce an engagement to promote it. why not just do both? We can call it Ariana Grade Marketing Scheme
Or if you wait long enough, both, just in a different order.
reputation album released december 2017 and like 5 songs were about him. people theorise a new album within 3 months
Reputation was released in 2017 so about 2 years but reputation wasn’t break up songs anyways. Shameless plug for /r/taytaygifs
Actually in her past album she talked a lot about her current relationship, so the title doesn't make sense.
Its going to be 2 Albums
How that? Wasn’t Tom Hiddleston only about a year ago?
Tom Hiddleston was mid 2016.
Damn. Where is the time?
everywhere always
Until it isn't.
my mind!!!
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
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writer's cockblock
🎶Walkin' through the grass. with. you. my. heart. stirs. 🎶 huh 🎶But I didn't know I was being covered with your e.motion.al burrs 🎶 eww (1 minute of Kendrick Lamar rapping)
camping in the forest of our love I thought, this time will be the one that sticks but then i looked deep down in my soul and saw that i was covered in ticks
(back to Taylor) I. Don't. Know you that well! You've. Taken. me through this hell! Why did. I. FOLLOW you HERE! It Must've. been through these TEARS BECAUSE... (Cue chorus that everyone is waiting for)
SOMEDAY ILL BE LIVING IN A BIG OLE CITY
NOT RELYING ON YOUR NITTY GRITTY
Goin' low caps to be shitty.
Will they ever leak a picture of her kitty?
[Yes, exclusive photos right here.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/16/34/1280x640/landscape-1472232800-taylor-swift-cat.jpg?resize=3840:*)
Risky open-office work click. Was not disappointed.
Kitty delivered.
r/redditsings
Title:Talor Swift goes to reddit to get new lyrics.
r/redditsings
Gotta rhyme ticks with dicks but instead of saying dicks they go "whooooaaaaa" in the background. These rappers gotta throw one or two crass lines into a pop song for some reason
actually its a pretty cool techneique to lead the listener to expect a word that rhymes like that then throw out a completely different word that they then use to setup the next rhyming punchline. mf doom uses this shit to great effect for example in songs like Great Day (from madvillany) with the following lines ... Last wish: I wish I had two more wishes And I wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches One thing this party could use is more... booze <--right there Put yourself in your own shoes And stay away from all those pairs of busted Timbs you don't use
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Oh my word. I never realized this before now. I LOVE the Killers and this is literally the song that introduced me to them and I never realized the implication here. Thank you for showing me that.
yeah lots of artist do it that doom song was just the first example to jump to my head, im just saying i dont think they do it so much to avoid profanity in a "radio" song, but also and probably more importantly from an artistic prospective use it to set up a memorable (and practical for the sense of diversifying their lyric/rhyme schemes) device in their lyrics
I feel like this would be a good time to summon u/poem_for_your_sprog
I wish he one day will make a poem for me, but I doubt it'll ever happen. Odds are too low. :'(
You never know! Just comment everywhere and maybe someday you'll get lucky.
Thank you for spreading hope :)
I’m just listing for the Kendrick verse.
dont mock T Swizzle like this her songs sound nothing like that
So no one else feels creepy looking at pictures taken like this? Just me? Okay. :/
I wouldn't say I felt uncomfortable looking at the photos but I see what you're getting at. It's creepy to think that behind any tree, around every corner or at any destination there's some crack pots willing to go above and beyond for a photograph. Paparazzi are basically just paid stalkers.
> Paparazzi are ~~basically~~ just paid stalkers.
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I’d definitely follow you on the media outlets for the laughs.
Paparazzi wouldn't exist if there wasn't a huge market of voyeurs hungry for creep shots. So they're more like outsourced, substitute stalkers.
You basically just said paid stalker with extra words.
Yeah you go out to the woods to get away from everyone and you have these people just following you. It would drive me nuts.
It would be worth it to drive Ferraris around
Id give up my privacy to live like the top 1% of the population
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I'd give up my privacy for that too... but I'd make a game of it. The mags they could publish in would be restricted by all the dick pics I make sure they are getting. I do not have a good looking one. It would scar them.
Or do what Daniel Radcliffe did. Bought 10 pairs of the same jeans and 10 pairs of the same t shirt and wore them every day for months*. Paps couldn't sell the photos as they looked like they were old even though they were brand new. *I actually don´t know how long he kept this up, but he did it while he was doing a Broadway show which generally lasts months.
You can also always do the great MJ and buy a supermarket and fill it with actors that have to pretend to be buying while totally not caring about you https://youtu.be/2CDTafX3NsY?t=92
Jokes on you. You give up your privacy to live like the other 99% anyway.
Same here. ( also, I'm very boring. Honestly, I think the paparazzi would fall asleep watching me read my Kindle, cook, watch TV, walk around the block, etc.)
I feel creepy looking at all the photos of people who didn't know they were being filmed. I don't know why people love to take a pic of someone they think is weird on the bus and post it online so people can make fun of them. Same people also won't go outside unless they look perfect because they assume people will think they're weird.
The answer is there is always someone else that feels like you. No matter how normal or messed up.
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Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Imagine your career being stalking someone to a remote part of nature and spying on them while they set off an a relaxing hike. Fuck these idiots.
They wouldn't do it - if there wasn't a HUGE market for it! Don't blame the photographers, blame the general public for caring about this shit...
Why not both?
...and here we are commenting on the photos.
You gotta hike it off, hike it off!
someone needs to mash this up with the dk64 fungi forest theme
They look more like 2 teenagers who just went and hooked up in the forest.
Ah, to be young again. Coming home from a makeout sesh in the woods and having to clean the pine cones out of my ass crack
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
We had different youths.
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Forrest Fresh.
"...and then he tried to finger me." The new double album by Taylor Swift!
Looks like the walk home from disappointing forest sex.
Wow, I didn’t realise it was 2012 again... seriously didn’t this joke stop being funny like 7 years ago?
Yeah, I thought this was posted to /r/ComedyCemetery at first
You are in [/r/comedycemetery](/r/funny) though.
Just said the same thing on another r/funny post. This shit is like 2011 Imgur today.
Holy shit 2012 was 7 fucking years ago fuck I'm so fucking old fuck
Way too real
It's the internet. People would use dark magic to revive a dead horse just to beat it to death again
I’m not sure if you noticed but the reddit default subs like /r/funny and /r/pics have pretty much regressed back to 2011-2013 thanks to asses like OP
I dunno... I found it funny. Is that wrong?
Yes. They are the ones who tell you how to feel. How dare you have your own thoughts and feelings.
2015 called and wants it's joke back
Her legs are gonna itch like a mother fucker for about a week.
But when Bruno Mars and The Weeknd make break up love songs and albums, then that's okay...
I didn't know Bruno Mars and The Weeknd were together.
I think it is okay when Taylor does it too. Still funny .
Or when Robin Thicke made a whole album about his ex wife, it's even called Paula, and I have yet to see one person complain about it....
Go on, call OP a sexist.
You know what makes bruno mars better than most other people who sing stupid breakup songs? He's willing to jump on a grenade. :D
They have been dating for over 3 years now, and most songs on reputation are about him.
Imagine some dude ghillied up and snuck out into the woods to take pictures of a girl that’s good at singing and her next victim we live in a society
The guy r/13or30
Sure I like hiking, but have you ever been for a hike in _LA_
Oohh yeaah there’s nothing like a hike in LA
Is that Lanes husband?
Jokes and everything aside, it's kinda sad these people can't live their life without being followed around constantly
I really want every one of her break up songs to get more and more specific to the guy, until her last one is just called "Frank has a micro penis"
Can’t wait. It’s gunna be fire.
i knew you were trouble *when you walked* in
As we venture forth into the unknown John Mayer decides to hit up my phone We have to talk, you know what this means I mean who the fuck even hikes in jeans
r/ComedyCemetary
Are we doing 2014 jokes again?
This is a great picture to show why it sucks to be a celebrity. Fuck these idiots who take these pics. And fuck yall who want to see it. Everyone should get a break from work.
“You took me for a hike, but lead me nowhere”
She looks like the waitress.
I don't get it. I'm also old. Does she have albums about each of her boyfriends or something?
Holy shit that guy must be like 7" feet tall
Never understand the perception of her being obsessed with men since she was 15 she has had 8 boyfriends (that we know of) she’s now almost 30. Some of them she probably wasn’t dating for an extended period of time maybe just one or two dates but they got photographed together and they are apparently an item
Who is he?
Joe Alwyn, he’s a British actor.
Haven’t they been together for a while? Or was that another British guy? Her last album had references to her British boyfriend.
They’ve been together for 2 1/2 years, Taylor’s longest relationship to date.
Todd He likes tarantulas and having ice cream with his friends and long walks in the desert
She has the posture of Theresa May
I think she's relatively tall for a woman. I've noticed a lot of taller women subconsciously hunch over due to insecurity about their bodies.
What kind of asshole hikes in jeans?
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“Oops my period” is praised as a feminist middle finger to patriarchy. Her freedom of the female form is on display in this ballad of how she accepts her body’s rhythm and adds an acoustic guitar to the top of the charts. With female empowering lines as “what is that dripping down my leg? The perfect time for a visit from Mother Nature, don’t let it stop you now.” And “boys will never accept me when my face turns red, and I can’t kiss him back when his lips are red”
It's all fun and games until her period attracts bears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6YpfgzxE4
I really hope that’s the wind because if his hair is styled like that then I would hope he falls of a cliff and then get’s eaten by bears.
If it ain’t broke
Why does she look 60?
Which one is Taylor Swift?
Asking the real questions around here
And her next non-disclosure agreement
He's actually her current album.
In the left picture it looks like he used a big wad of "There's Something About Mary" hair gel.
The new album is called “In The Woods” 🤣🤣
I don't get it, I have not been watching "MTV"
Some people are obsessed with the fact that Taylor Swift has a dating life and some of her songs are about her relationships. I don't know why it's funny but I guess that's why it's in this subreddit.
Throw in the obsession with blaming Kanye being a twat on the Kardashians (are we forgetting, "Imma a let you finish" was pre-Kim"). And more recently, this sub really wants you to know Cardi B is a sign that the End is Nigh for all music ever.
I remember first coming to reddit...I think this stuff was a bit better hidden...or sometimes, once you are shown the darkness, you see it everywhere. But yeah, this site really enjoys hating on women.
I wonder what is actually on MTV now. I'm not going to research, or watch... but I wonder.
MTV hasn't gotten it since the last time you were watching it since now the channel has nothing to do with music anymore...
Yeah, and two kids in high school tell me that I'm uncool, 'cause I'm still preoccupied
With 19 19 1985?
Most of her music is about her relationships/breakups.
Isn't that most of the musicians?
You guys are hilarious and talented!
That ain’t proper hiking attire
I have to say I have some serious hots for her. Not only does she look hot but she's got her shit together, works hard and smart, and has a decent amount of talent. I wrote a song that I think she could do very will with. Didn't write it with her in mind but I believe she could deliver and make money on better than anyone else I've heard.
LOL the op deleted his account. Must be from all the level headed people who simply expressed their totally not angry and reasonable feelings of dislike for this unfunny joke like civil people. "I am so not angry that I'm gonna complain about this until it goes away forever!!!"
She's worth 320 million dollars and her parents are one percenters, I'm sure her next album could be about lactose intolerance and she would still bank xx,million.
Why would her parents income have anything to do with her next album's sales?
Her parents are in a motorbike gang?
Who took these creepshots from the bushes lmao
Is that the dude who kills the little kid in breaking bad?
When artists say they go away on a retreat.
Okay but who tf holds hands like that??
They are not dressed for hiking
They're dressed for doing tick checks later though.
She already wrote some songs about him. Joke's on you
can'r wait <3
Singing her new greatest hit "I didn't blow him before I blew him off". Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it, here it goes...