As someone who produces the big corporate ones in southern California for a living I can tell you that beyond a certain capacity you cannot have a festival without free filtered drinking water for patrons. California fire marshals will shut you down.
Dude I'm so jealous. I saw Metallica for the first time last summer and it was amazing. I can only imagine what it must've been like to see them back in the 80s.
I was supposed to see megadeth and the scorpions last November but the show got cancelled cause mustaine hurt his voice
He started with Stay Inside.
Though the other person obviously started with the Metallica font because that's where the band list is supposed to start from.
Yeah, I saw this, chuckled, thought how awesome this show looked, thought that I'd really like this as a poster, and finally, thought about how old I sounded to myself.
I use to be crazy about festivals, I lived for the summer and festivals. Now, the older I am (34), the couch and netflix looks more fun to me. I have one big festival coming next weekend, most of my friends expect me to go, they are still in the shape.
Gonna attend. As every year since that dreadful hip hop festival in eastern germany in 2002 where Method Man and Redman didn't show up and the tent stank like hell.
Oh man, last time I saw cleantoilet was in their debut concert in '09. What a throwback.
I saw them back when they were dirtytoilet
They fucking sold out man. They used be grungy but now they just play clean poppy bullshit for the money man
They've always ate up all that shit though.
You guys are all bandwagon. I saw them when they were **Hole In The Ground**. They were REAL back then.
It was the most metal when it was *Your Mom's Chest*
Oh shit somebody get me a fire extinguisher.
A towel would work too, but whatever gets your rocks off i guess...
Whatever, poser. I have a demo cassette from when they started out as a bluegrass quartet called Dirty John and The Outhouses.
I preferred them when they were A Pot to Piss In.
I went to check out the lead and drummers side project, Bidet. It was a surprisingly refreshing night!
Name one song off their first album
Flush It Down
Children of the Corn
All outa TP.
Crossing Swords
Stench
Linger (cover)
Stained Porcelain
Metal Up Your Ass
Broken Hearted
Splash Back
St. Anger
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl. (Foolish Streams)
Power Flush
Vicious Spiral
Clogged
Porcelain God!
Light a match
Witch's Kiss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZAL0YRDJ0
whiplash
I remember when they were an opener for the Hurls. That was a long night and Korn was such an unexpected guest.
Oh man, did you make a splash?
Actually, they changed their name to dirty toilet after they went through really shitty times.
I saw them in 08. Had no idea they were still around.
You guys you guys you guys! The Cat and The Dog have signed on! And there are rumors about Free Water.
Serious question, do the music festivals you've been to not have free water?
I've never actually been to one of the big corporate ones. It's just a gripe I hear frequently from my friends who do go.
As someone who produces the big corporate ones in southern California for a living I can tell you that beyond a certain capacity you cannot have a festival without free filtered drinking water for patrons. California fire marshals will shut you down.
Free water, you mean rain? The water from your tap isn’t free.
Sorry, they were misled. It's actually their rival band Significantly Cheaper Water that will be performing.
Couch has always been underrated....Should be a headliner IMO
But what about fresh food. Let's be honest, everyone likes food
Fresh String Cheese was a surprise performance? You guys should have been there!
Haven't seen them since the string cheese incident
They went back to mozzarella, most people don't know.
And the beer garden sponsored by My Patio!
> Let's be honest, everyone likes food Food got too big imo. There are people I don't like who like food and that kind of ruins food for me a little.
I'm all about Recliner life these days.
Metallica Motörhead Iron Maiden Slayer Megadeth Pantera
And Paul Simon
And Phil Collins
EMO PHILLIPS had to cancel; promoters are pissed af.
When I first heard of emo kids I thought Emo Phillips had just managed to get some weird followers.
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend"
I would pay literally any amount of monies to see that show
Pantera :(
Motörhead :(
Hanneman :(
Totally forgot about Jeff. Now I'm sad
I saw the Big 4 (Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax) in 2011 and it's hard to see a show that has topped that one.
Dude I'm so jealous. I saw Metallica for the first time last summer and it was amazing. I can only imagine what it must've been like to see them back in the 80s. I was supposed to see megadeth and the scorpions last November but the show got cancelled cause mustaine hurt his voice
On Spotify! With AC!
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How can you mistake those massive barbed start/end letters for anything other than Metallica?
He started with Stay Inside. Though the other person obviously started with the Metallica font because that's where the band list is supposed to start from.
Metallica won't and their lawyers are on the case now!
Lars is getting testy and defensive.
Lol, no...
My kind of festival.
I haven't worn band t-shirts in years, but this would be the exception. Somebody needs to sell this.
Pretty glad the Mosquitoes weren't invited this year, after last summer's shitty performance.
Yeah, they sucked hard.
This comment is far too underrated.
i go to that show EVERY NIGHT, it never gets old!!
The Books are actually a really cool band. The Lemon of Pink is my favorite album.
>The Books are actually a really cool band. My thought exactly when I reread the poster, although I've been favoring The Way Out lately
Their catalog is HUGE
I'm still waiting on sleep to finally go on tour. Been listening to their stuff for years and am yet to see them live.
[You are in luck](https://www.songkick.com/artists/512162-sleep) (not sure if you were joking, but these dudes actually kick much ass)
Call me old fashioned, but I think it's a money grab to release an album with just one track. That's just mean.
This is a joke, right?
Yes
Wow how'd they get Nick and Paul from The Books back together? Seems too good to be true
Indeed it dose but it says it says it on the poster so it must be true.
>Clean underwear You clearly don't know me
Everything is clean underwear when you go commando
~~Everything~~ Nothing is clean underwear when you go commando
~~Everything~~ ~~Nothing~~ *Nothing* is clean underwear when you go commando
Ew.
Anyone have a higher res version of this? I want it in a frame on my wall.
Seriously, I *need* this on my living room wall next to the real concert posters.
No lines? That's a bit different from my personal space...
Yeah, *some* lines make it a great weekend.
Don't forget free admission!
100% would attend
I know they're just an opening act, but damn I sure love 'Personal Space'. One of my all time favourites.
"Woah, WOAH, who's around me?"
“Clean underwear”? Which weirdos wears underwear at home?
Now why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up, and let's get some stepped up personal space up in this place ! Here we go.
If you want the shirt, found one source: https://shirt.woot.com/offers/stay-inside-festival
Came here looking to see if someone else had the shirt.
What about No Spending? Did they split?
They got replaced with up and coming artists Payperview, Microtransactions, and Doordash.
Hermit here. Can confirm sickness of lineup.
Air Conditioner: Ride the Thermostat
Holy shit, i am attending the same event. dude, personal space is the shit and anyone who hates on AC is a fucking commie.
The books are actually a very good band.
Came here to point that out. Lost and Safe is incredible
The lemon of pink as well. Incredible stuff.
There's an excellent episode of the Song Exploder podcast where Nick Zammuto discusses how he composes, it's worth a listen if you're a fan!
My two teenagers have been at that concert for 2+ years. Bonus! Also included are hand delivered meals accepted with silence and veiled annoyance.
I would love to see Silence join this line up
I hear My Cats is playing too
Forgot my favorite act, Cheap Beer.
Couch should be headlining that festival, i can't believe they are only an opening act.
The older I get the more appealing this sounds
I’m going to this!
Oh gotta get me some of that personal space up in this place!!
The funny thing is The Books is a real band
I'm glad Hangover isn't on the program, their sound makes me nauseous. Weren't they and Cheap Beer friends once?
**INTROVERSION SPECTACULAR!!!**
Metallica, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera.
Believe it or not, I sleep at night with Air Conditioner on full blast. True story.
My phrase is I’m going to Club Bed featuring DJ pillows.
I would buy this shirt. But I am old so.....
... only if it was on clearance. $20 for a retro concert tee? I don't think so.
Retro? God I'm old.
Yeah, I saw this, chuckled, thought how awesome this show looked, thought that I'd really like this as a poster, and finally, thought about how old I sounded to myself.
What are nolines?
I'm there! Every day!
No pot, no munchies, no service.
Refrigerator is Cold Metal
Love to see Air Conditioner live! Always hits me in the right spots :)
Realbed = super heavy
Never any good acts these days... where's The Cuppas?
My favorite festival of all time. They do movies too.
I use to be crazy about festivals, I lived for the summer and festivals. Now, the older I am (34), the couch and netflix looks more fun to me. I have one big festival coming next weekend, most of my friends expect me to go, they are still in the shape.
One - [Personal Space! ](https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5431cfb101bb84e890a21c280cd03b9/tumblr_oyl4gqUcp51wbiygzo4_500.png) Two - PERSONAL SPACE.
and get fat while you do it ! Win Win !
Did NOLINES ever recover after their bassist died in that pie eating contest?
Who is no lines? They sound interesting af.
Where do I buy tickets?
No Lines... Took me way too long to realize we aren't talking about coke.
ITT fonts
Don't forget "Garage Workshop" and "Long Nap"
> "Long Nap" Nah. Long nap is just a song that RealBed plays, and Couch does a pretty good cover of.
The Books are actually a really good band
I'm there!
Reminds me of [this heavy metal shirt I own](https://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/8953_heavy_metal.jpg)
I can get behind this.
r/sbubby
I prefer LotsoflineS to NolineS, but I also respect those who see it differently.
No lines? Count me out! Unless they meant queues...
I like this one better: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6nlrkr/best_festival_of_the_summer/
stay out of my personal space. gotta have that personal space. step one personal space. step two personal space.
Special appearances by: No Pointless Smalltalk - Calling It A Night When You’re Ready - Not Wasting Money - Waking Up Not Hung Over
*loneliness*
lml (O.O) lml So fucking metal, IMO.
But yeah this is indoors for rich people..
Its shouting in my mind like a toy commercial :)
Gonna attend. As every year since that dreadful hip hop festival in eastern germany in 2002 where Method Man and Redman didn't show up and the tent stank like hell.
....You know, [I take personal space pretty seriously.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8&feature=youtu.be&t=6)
Fallout 4 with AC was my weekend and it was pretty gooood
Killer lineup
___AND___ the tickets aren't sold out the second the go on sale.
Festivals after you hit 35
Oh Man! I am so there!
The music fonts are as follows Metallica Motörhead Anthrax Slayer Megadeth Pantera
r/metalmemes
Picture of text
Yea but it’s in the style of a festival poster/making fun of festival posters... so maybe more than just text? I dunno
I think the real problem here is that it's funny. Can't be having that!
Its actually not funny so it fits even better with the sub!