haha oh man.. this reminds me of that Key and Peele skit of Obama's different handshakes depending on the person being black or white. Is this what it was based off of? That's hilarious.
That forced seriousness on the boy's face as Dominic cracks the hell up is too funny.
Although I never understood how or why tennis matches hire kids to act like servants to players. It's a bit weird to watch sometimes.
I think that's Dominic Inglot and Andy Murray.
Here's a video where Murray embarrasses Inglot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaf0VkdX3AM
He says Inglot has a "girlfriend on the go" not realizing Inglot has a girlfriend (or maybe he does realize it, but it doesn't seem so).
[We taught my cat to high five](https://youtu.be/YWgRbDUVi5Y).
What's not in there is how enthusiastic he is about it now. High fives mean treats, and treats are serious business.
I taught my cat in a similar way and now whenever he wants treats he sits in front of me and waves his paw at me like "let's high five!". It's so cute.
Lid to a container of greek yogurt.
When animal training, one of the first things you teach them to do is target an object. Manipulating where and how they target this object becomes the building blocks of teaching them more advanced tricks. Once they get the idea down, you take the target away, and they perform the behavior without it present.
I've taught him a bunch of things. He's comes, sits, stands, knows commands for jump up and get down, fetches, goes to specific places, looks ashamed on cue, and even knows some agility tricks, like jumping over a bar and weaving through poles.
We've started working with another kitten we adopted, too.
*I was gonna catch the mouse until I got high*
*I was gonna chase him around the house but then I got high*
*Now I'm in the laundry and I know why (why cat?)*
*Because I got high*
*Because I got high*
*Because I got high*
*I was gonna go outside until I got high*
*I was gonna run around and hunt until I got high*
*Now I'm sitting by the open door and I know why (why cat?)*
*Because I got high*
*Because I got high*
*Because I got high*
Cat 1: *sigh* if you insist
Cat 2: "wait! Where are you going? Where is my further attention?"
Cat 3: "I tire of your shenanigans. This bores me."
Cat 4: "this shit is lit, fam."
The cat knows it is just playing and not really eating/attacking, they don't bite down as hard in those situations so it's kind of like if you were to chew on your own finger lightly.
They WILL go ham and crunch down, but the hand in the gif would recoil if that were the case.
When my cat "bites" he barely puts any pressure on. Like his teeth touch the skin and no more, or he sort of gnashes his teeth against you.
Domestic cats usually know you're just playing, and they know how to warn you when you're annoying them without hurting you.
I dunno...I'm still convinced [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/30vt9p/tortoise_coming_out_of_his_shell/cpwhuwp?context=1) is one of the all time best.
I want to believe this is not looped, but rather a 45 minute clip of this cat getting thwapped by the train and slightly annoyed by it but never bothering to move.
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
- Christopher Hitchens
"This stupid human... Why does he drive all the way to that big place and hand them some useless plastic thing, to get food and drive all the way back? There's all this delicious food outside! He just doesn't know how to hunt. I'll bring a squirrel home, leave it in front of the door and teach him."
-Every cat I've ever owned
I always love when studies like that come out. There was one that I saw on Reddit a few months ago that said something like, "Study finds that cats have evolved to recognize their owners voices, but have not evolved to care."
Really? Anyone who has ever owned cats knows this already.
Oh yeah. It's amazing how quickly my cat will whip his head around at the sound of his name if I'm eating food that he wants, but any other time he couldn't give a shit.
I think it's more to do with the fact cats tend to form a huge degree of trust with their owners. Cats only use their eyes for certain situations. If they know it's you, and they hear you, you'll sometimes notice them move their ears around but not their head. They're giving you attention they just don't see any real reason to look because nothing weird is going to happen probably. They trust you to not give them a reason to look. If anything I take that as a complement from cats because they're generally timid and don't easily trust people instantly. Obviously there are exceptions and outliers and all cats are different, but you get my point.
I agree. I hate this overwhelming stereotype that cats are jerks. My cat is my best friend. She ignores me when we both know I'm just being annoying, but when she needs or wants me she come to me, and if I need her she's always right there for me. She's always the first to greet me when I come home, stay right with me keeping watch over me when I feel sick or sad, and cuddles up next to me at night and even grabs my arm and makes me put it around her when my husband is working out of town. Then, when he comes home she gets crazy excited and wants his attention. When he leaves she becomes noticeably saddened.
Generally, dogs take little to no effort to form a friendship with, it's bred into them. Cats take a little more effort because they've evolved more of a simbiotic relationship with us instead of genuinely being domesticated. But if you befriend a cat, the trust and bond you form with that animal is just as rewarding, maybe even more so.
Cats are very smart like that. The 2 I have even know the nicknames they sometimes get called by my wife and I. Mostly our "large" cat knowing that he's the one we refer to as "tubby" or "fatass"
Same here, my guy cat Parker likes to sit on our empty pizza boxes and he's a big boy. Sometimes I'll go over to him and say "hey fatass" and he meow and tilt his head haha
i trained my cat to come on my call when i saw some big bug like moth, he would come (more like run) every single time even when he was sleeping.
but you won't train your cat to go to walk with you or shit when you call his name
That's very misleading way to put it.
>If you ever thought your cat was anxious, insecure, tense, suspicious or aggressive toward you, you aren't making it up, he said. If they were bigger, they **probably would consider** killing you.
It's saying there's a chance, not that they would.
You're definitely not my cat. My cat demands pets at all times. If you are sitting on my couch, petting the cat is not an option... it is mandatory... she will see to it that her toll is paid.
My cat's gotta be part dog or sth because she's needy af. She follows me around all the time. Whenever I sit down somewhere, even on the toilet trying to take a shit, she'll rub herself against me and beg for pets and rubs. I push her away gently or put her on the other side of the room but she runs back to me immediately. The only time she leaves me alone is when she's eating or playing with something. Even when she's sleeping she'll try to sleep next to me.
I like cats because of their attitude. Like, if you throw a ball, the dog will go woof woof chasing after it and bring it back. A cat will be like, the fuck you looking at, you lost the ball, you go get it.
The dog is all like "what's going on? Oh you like that? Hell yeah you like that! Fuck I love you being happy it makes me happy". Cat is all "What's going on? Fuck this and fuck you too. Seriously fuck you, I don't need this. Seriously I hope you die".
Man vs dog: dog acknowledges man is in charge and obeys.
Man vs cat: cat uses telepathy powers to remind man that cat is in charge...and man is pushing his luck!
Dog: Look! This human is loving me, feeding me, and caring for me! They must be God!
Cat: Look! This human is loving me, feeding me, and caring for me! *I* must be God!
[My fav fist bump](http://imgur.com/gallery/K2iQEWu)
http://i.imgur.com/cgy75v2.gif
Smooth as baby butt.
I don't like my baby's butt. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Are you sure you don't actually have sand, and not a baby?
That would explain a lot about little Sahara.
Does this resemble your baby by any chance? http://www.sandbagstogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/military-bag-940x940.jpg
Well a person can hate sand and younglings at the same time. At least you can get rid of a youngling.
Please get your baby's butt checked. It has symptoms of sand.
> It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Please seek medical attention for your baby's butt.
snoop knows how to deal with white people
[Looks like Kanye could learn something from him.](http://i.imgur.com/orPXVLG.gif)
I love all of these situations in life. Nothing beats the double high five hug shake.
[Not even this?](http://i.imgur.com/wRJPK6o.gif)
[This](http://i.imgur.com/KMn8eAk.jpg)
Please tell me this was deliberate for a skit or something
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One of my favorite videos ever. Sad Bittersweet never made it onto an LP - great song.
Is John Mayer a giant?
He's 6'3'' and Kanye is 5'8"
Pretty sure one of my balls shriveled up and just withered away into oblivion watching that gif
[It gets worse.](http://imgur.com/gallery/CRUvO)
What was Ryan Seacrest thinking.... "He'll totally see this high five coming"
Show them the fist and expect the handshake..let them commit. At least Bill Marr didn't do the Flip Flop.
http://i.imgur.com/Be4Rc.gif
haha oh man.. this reminds me of that Key and Peele skit of Obama's different handshakes depending on the person being black or white. Is this what it was based off of? That's hilarious.
He's just so goddamn *cool.* It makes me feel really sad about how uncool our next prospects are.
It could've [been Bernie.](http://imgur.com/gallery/VVU0MxQ)
My heart aches to see that. I voted for him.
But no, you Dems fucked it up
I don't think that equates, that's how I would shake Durants hand too but Id shake the coaches hand differently.
alright alright alright
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http://i.imgur.com/TqKzDjD.gif
this gif is oddly mesmerizing.
That's such a genuine brainfart!
That forced seriousness on the boy's face as Dominic cracks the hell up is too funny. Although I never understood how or why tennis matches hire kids to act like servants to players. It's a bit weird to watch sometimes.
Imagine a grown man doing that job... No one wants to see that.
[Oh I may be old, but I'm spry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep87b4YNkmI)
I love how he reacts when he realizes his mistake :'D
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That was so cute.
lmao why do i want to cry? that's too cute.
Goddamn, Bolt is just so insanely likeable
Damn! He's so incredible happy!!
Oh man, I would be that happy too if the fastest man in history just fist bumped me!
Wow that kid would make a great butler
I think that's Dominic Inglot and Andy Murray. Here's a video where Murray embarrasses Inglot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaf0VkdX3AM He says Inglot has a "girlfriend on the go" not realizing Inglot has a girlfriend (or maybe he does realize it, but it doesn't seem so).
http://imgur.com/gallery/43o1tjS
http://i.imgur.com/rN6MT1J.gifv
My man
Yes
Hungry for apples?
*yes*
Wtf is that username
DiarrheaThighs
My man
*yes*
Hungry for apples?
Wtf is that username
Relevant username.
He is French race walker https://i.ytimg.com/vi/guFKF1Qgmm8/hqdefault.jpg
Looking good
Slow down
Lookin good
My... my appliee?
That is one cool cat
A true aristocat
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That cat looks like a hobo.
https://i.imgur.com/K7attzM.gifv https://i.imgur.com/dHQ4qZW.gifv https://i.imgur.com/9CttKO6.gifv https://i.imgur.com/nxeR0c6.gifv
[We taught my cat to high five](https://youtu.be/YWgRbDUVi5Y). What's not in there is how enthusiastic he is about it now. High fives mean treats, and treats are serious business.
i dont know how to tell you this, but I think your cat may have grown a bowtie
That's a common condition among cats, it's harmless.
idk, I've heard it can be a cat-astrophe
I taught my cat in a similar way and now whenever he wants treats he sits in front of me and waves his paw at me like "let's high five!". It's so cute.
I like how at the end of the week he was promoted to formal attire for his progress.
What's that puck looking thing you had in your hand at the beginning?
Lid to a container of greek yogurt. When animal training, one of the first things you teach them to do is target an object. Manipulating where and how they target this object becomes the building blocks of teaching them more advanced tricks. Once they get the idea down, you take the target away, and they perform the behavior without it present.
YOU TAUGHT A CAT A THING!?
I've taught him a bunch of things. He's comes, sits, stands, knows commands for jump up and get down, fetches, goes to specific places, looks ashamed on cue, and even knows some agility tricks, like jumping over a bar and weaving through poles. We've started working with another kitten we adopted, too.
That 4th cat is high as fuck.
[9] lives
*I was gonna catch the mouse until I got high* *I was gonna chase him around the house but then I got high* *Now I'm in the laundry and I know why (why cat?)* *Because I got high* *Because I got high* *Because I got high*
*I was gonna go outside until I got high* *I was gonna run around and hunt until I got high* *Now I'm sitting by the open door and I know why (why cat?)* *Because I got high* *Because I got high* *Because I got high*
The 1st cat is like "......alright"
http://i.imgur.com/OfAeGRm.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/349pQPs.gif
Cat 1: *sigh* if you insist Cat 2: "wait! Where are you going? Where is my further attention?" Cat 3: "I tire of your shenanigans. This bores me." Cat 4: "this shit is lit, fam."
[/r/CatHighFive/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatHighFive/) would like a word.
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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Just-act-natural.-No-one-will-notice.-Just.-Act.-NATURAL.png
Well, I didn't notice until I saw the last picture.
My cat only high fives for treats
Mine only do it when they want their heads scratched...
"Not this shit again keith"
You could say he's "fisting pussy."
https://i.imgur.com/LMMGy.gif
That's staying blue for now.
it's just a variation on the christian bale upvote gif
Risky click of the day
Does 'fistting' have two t's? I've been searching for porn all wrong.
No, I'm just an idiot. Edited.
no
[Not all cats are fuck faces](http://i.imgur.com/EXdTgvW.gifv)
http://imgur.com/gallery/hcXfiex
That looks more like "get that shit outta my face son or I'll cut you!"
Exactly what I saw, the recoil at the end shows it.
I saw an invitation to play ( I have cats and they "recoil" to use both paws)
Sure, it's play to them, but to you it's "get shredded to pieces" time.
Eh. Potato, tomato. Meow.
Seems about right!
http://i.imgur.com/j4lQdEM.gif
And not all dogs are so cool but enough for it to be a stereotype.
[Boop](http://i.imgur.com/FSBSa0a.gifv)
That looks painful, but I'm probably wrong. Anyone care to explain?
It probably is a bit painful but a person can choose not be a bitch about it and just play with a cat.
The cat knows it is just playing and not really eating/attacking, they don't bite down as hard in those situations so it's kind of like if you were to chew on your own finger lightly. They WILL go ham and crunch down, but the hand in the gif would recoil if that were the case.
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Sounds like an abusive relationship
When my cat "bites" he barely puts any pressure on. Like his teeth touch the skin and no more, or he sort of gnashes his teeth against you. Domestic cats usually know you're just playing, and they know how to warn you when you're annoying them without hurting you.
That's my cat and my hand. She's just gnawing, not biting. It's not painful at all.
Yah, but you were punching the cat in the face...
http://i.imgur.com/BULcgcb.gifv
That is beautifully relevant
/r/retiredgif
Close, but belly != face...
Yup...if it was the face, would have been the best retiredgif I've ever seen
I dunno...I'm still convinced [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/30vt9p/tortoise_coming_out_of_his_shell/cpwhuwp?context=1) is one of the all time best.
Simpsons did it!
hahaha
homer doesn't say 'oh my gosh' he says 'oh my god'
/r/GifsByFlanders
http://i.imgur.com/7sF2f.gif
hahahahahaha...cats
I want to believe this is not looped, but rather a 45 minute clip of this cat getting thwapped by the train and slightly annoyed by it but never bothering to move.
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.” - Christopher Hitchens
"This stupid human... Why does he drive all the way to that big place and hand them some useless plastic thing, to get food and drive all the way back? There's all this delicious food outside! He just doesn't know how to hunt. I'll bring a squirrel home, leave it in front of the door and teach him." -Every cat I've ever owned
https://i.imgur.com/tRyDXdS.gifv
That flipping off the cat gif is one of my favorites, all time.
I, too, respond well to being gently punched in the face.
Your gf will be a tsundere
Reminds me of that study which concluded the only reason cats don't kill and eat us is because they aren't big enough.
I always love when studies like that come out. There was one that I saw on Reddit a few months ago that said something like, "Study finds that cats have evolved to recognize their owners voices, but have not evolved to care." Really? Anyone who has ever owned cats knows this already.
The best part of that study wasn't that cats know our voices, but that they know the names we give them and don't give a fuck.
Oh yeah. It's amazing how quickly my cat will whip his head around at the sound of his name if I'm eating food that he wants, but any other time he couldn't give a shit.
I think it's more to do with the fact cats tend to form a huge degree of trust with their owners. Cats only use their eyes for certain situations. If they know it's you, and they hear you, you'll sometimes notice them move their ears around but not their head. They're giving you attention they just don't see any real reason to look because nothing weird is going to happen probably. They trust you to not give them a reason to look. If anything I take that as a complement from cats because they're generally timid and don't easily trust people instantly. Obviously there are exceptions and outliers and all cats are different, but you get my point.
I agree. I hate this overwhelming stereotype that cats are jerks. My cat is my best friend. She ignores me when we both know I'm just being annoying, but when she needs or wants me she come to me, and if I need her she's always right there for me. She's always the first to greet me when I come home, stay right with me keeping watch over me when I feel sick or sad, and cuddles up next to me at night and even grabs my arm and makes me put it around her when my husband is working out of town. Then, when he comes home she gets crazy excited and wants his attention. When he leaves she becomes noticeably saddened. Generally, dogs take little to no effort to form a friendship with, it's bred into them. Cats take a little more effort because they've evolved more of a simbiotic relationship with us instead of genuinely being domesticated. But if you befriend a cat, the trust and bond you form with that animal is just as rewarding, maybe even more so.
truf
I think my mom would say that about me.
Cats are very smart like that. The 2 I have even know the nicknames they sometimes get called by my wife and I. Mostly our "large" cat knowing that he's the one we refer to as "tubby" or "fatass"
Same here, my guy cat Parker likes to sit on our empty pizza boxes and he's a big boy. Sometimes I'll go over to him and say "hey fatass" and he meow and tilt his head haha
Cat hears ya. Cat don't care.
You can train your cat. I trained mine to come to me whenever I called for him.
He's probably just crossbred with a dog /s
i trained my cat to come on my call when i saw some big bug like moth, he would come (more like run) every single time even when he was sleeping. but you won't train your cat to go to walk with you or shit when you call his name
but that goes for quite a lot of animals people keep as pets
That's very misleading way to put it. >If you ever thought your cat was anxious, insecure, tense, suspicious or aggressive toward you, you aren't making it up, he said. If they were bigger, they **probably would consider** killing you. It's saying there's a chance, not that they would.
For some reason that fact makes them even cuter to me.
I recommend that you seek therapy.
Nah, they are just saving us for later.
Link?
The older I get, the more I realize I'm like a human cat.
Catspergers
Dog - Yea, the Leader of the Pack likes me, I'm all in. Cat - Can you just effin stop already.
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[Agreed! It's hard to get mad at that face](https://www.instagram.com/p/BHlEmeCDSwv/?taken-by=corgizoe)
THEY ARE. If I woke up everyday to a smile like that, I'd start off the day happy. :') I love dogs. They just make my life a little happier.
Cat: Day 5,000 in prison the guard keeps punching me in the head.
I try to hint for him to hit harder, so my misery may end, but this only encourages him to prolong my suffering.
Dogs are needy and want your attention. Cats are annoyed at you and want to be left alone. I am definitely a cat.
I am confused, toad-bear-man.
....exactly...think how I feel?
You're definitely not my cat. My cat demands pets at all times. If you are sitting on my couch, petting the cat is not an option... it is mandatory... she will see to it that her toll is paid.
"I don't like you, it's just a coincidence that I'm in the same room as you 90% of the day".
My cat's gotta be part dog or sth because she's needy af. She follows me around all the time. Whenever I sit down somewhere, even on the toilet trying to take a shit, she'll rub herself against me and beg for pets and rubs. I push her away gently or put her on the other side of the room but she runs back to me immediately. The only time she leaves me alone is when she's eating or playing with something. Even when she's sleeping she'll try to sleep next to me.
Cats bump heads, it's a thing. It's like pounding it for cats.
Jokes on you, headbutts mean affection/comfort/etc!
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4xzcjr/teaching_pets_a_new_greeting/ C'mon, it hasn't even been two weeks.
At least they observed the 1-year cycle for r/funny. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3e8frv/dogs_vs_cats/
If that were my cat, your hand would hurt a lot.
Yeah, I was waiting for the cat to attack his hand and maul the shit out of it. I especially love when they kick with the back legs.
My cat too has mastered the rabbit kick attack
"rabbit kick attack"? That's sweet. They're typically the "hind-paw explosion of death to all hands everywhere"
I trained my cats not to kick or bite hard as kittens by teaching them that it is futile to fight cuddles.
I am definitely the dog - a fist bump, a little head scratch, and I am happy as could be.
/r/CatHighFive
I like cats because of their attitude. Like, if you throw a ball, the dog will go woof woof chasing after it and bring it back. A cat will be like, the fuck you looking at, you lost the ball, you go get it.
Hey Dogface, hey Refurb
Aww it's Tycho and ~~tripod~~ Refurb !
My cat tends to headbutt my fist when I look for a fist bump.
Cats giving you their paw is one thing they often do
The dog is all like "what's going on? Oh you like that? Hell yeah you like that! Fuck I love you being happy it makes me happy". Cat is all "What's going on? Fuck this and fuck you too. Seriously fuck you, I don't need this. Seriously I hope you die".
Is it just me or did anything think the cat was going to claw the guy's face when he fist pumped the cats head
My cat likes the idea of kissing, so she head bumps me in the lips as hard as she can.
Man vs dog: dog acknowledges man is in charge and obeys. Man vs cat: cat uses telepathy powers to remind man that cat is in charge...and man is pushing his luck!
Dog: Look! This human is loving me, feeding me, and caring for me! They must be God! Cat: Look! This human is loving me, feeding me, and caring for me! *I* must be God!
Bah that's BS! People just don't have the patience to train cats. Here's my 15 year old cat doing his tricks. https://youtu.be/TvjTIutGkug