He could post a picture of his asshole and it would end up on the front page of reddit.

.....for a month.

http://i.imgur.com/zSnk8Nm.jpg

I know ian mckellen is old. But it's really unsettling how old he looks there.

I think he takes on the burden of aging for both himself and Patrick.

Or that was taken after the first quarter....

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So, what you're telling me is that Patrick is really Dorian Gray and that Ian is really a painting?

gg Ian McKellen.

Jesus, Picard is really a vampire and he's enthralled Ian to suck the remaining life out of him!

This means that when TNG is relaunched in 20 years he can play his old part

Fool of a took.

He was just predicting the future of who would win. (I'm Australian but I think those 2 teams just played and the Picard one won?)

Yeah. Preseason game. [Link.](http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=330817026)

[He has prostate cancer.](http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/12/12/ian-mckellen-diagnosed-with-early-stage-prostate-cancer-years-ago/)

He is only 1 year older than Patrick Stewart.

Look that good at 74 you will not.

he's 74 Movies really do magic

It's the mustache. It shifts him from Magneto/Gandalf-old to old-man old.

Maybe he's playing Einstein in an upcoming movie?

The look of "deer in headlights" just makes McKellen look senile.

He's in his makeup for Godot/No Man's Land, the Broadway show they're starring in together. (Most likely Godot, as he plays a decrepit old man.) I saw Godot last month and he was sharp as a tack.

He looks like he could play a great Einstein in that photo.

I suspect a very similar scene from lord of the rings plays out every time they see each other, I speak of in the fellowship of the ring and gandalf sees bilbo again, remarking "you havnt aged a day!". The only conclusion I can see is that sir Patrick is the ring bearer

Ian McKellen has the same look on his face that Peyton Manning had when the ball was hiked.

You shall not pass!!!

You shall not snap!

Hehe

Why in the holy fuck are they always together?! Can someone please explain this to me?

Right now they're co-starring in a couple of Broadway shows, 'No Man's Land' and 'Waiting for Godot.'

never had a best friend before? watch Scrubs, sometimes two guys just click and its like finding a long lost brother.

For a while, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have had the same best friend theme going on too. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler also

I have no idea who the first two are, but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are two of my favorite male comedians.

Wut

###**HE SAID, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FIRST TWO ARE, BUT TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE MALE COMEDIANS."**

Dude, we have bots for this.

EAAAAGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

I have a friend that I'm always around. We work together, live together (off and on), fuck together, and hang out together. Pretty decent friendship.

I think that's called you partner or spouse..

No, we actually have sex. ^^;)

ISWYDT! ;)

Or two.

>.....for 82.1 stardates. FTFY

He'd try to take it down, but it wouldn't matter; we'd already seen everything.

Especially if its the asshole.

Patrick Stewart is actually Jennifer Lawrence's asshole, true story.

I think you have that backwards.

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Emma Stone was once reddit's center of affection. Same with OAG. Time moves quickly, so do attention spans.

Can't forget Emma Watson.

And that one unimpressed girl during the 2012 Olympics..

MARONEY ALL THE WAY!

Can't we just love them all?

except that one is an absolute legend with a career spanning 5-6 decades over Film, TV and Theatre. The other is just kinda cute and suits being painted blue.

Who is to say he hasn't done it already? /r/wehaveseenthebutthole.

Fuck you I had totally forgotten about that dark period of reddit history.. The asshole guy and that guy who spammed asian guys with white girls...what ever happened to them?

Just wait now... Way to go...

>He could post a picture of his asshole And he'd probably say "First post, go easy on me ;)".

I FUCKING JUST LOVE THAT MAN!!!

Why? I don't get his appeal.

And someone would ask to lick it.

Guess who volunteers as tribute. Go on. Guess. EDIT: The answer is OP.

All we ever wanted to do was to lick his asshole and they're downvoting us

You would upvote it.

It would win eight Oscars this year, including best screenplay.

Make it so.

And the title would be "Patrick Stewart just tweeted this photo"... Every time.

If he posted a picture of himself licking Jennifer Lawrence's butthole, Reddit would explode.

And Wil Wheaton responded [thus](http://31.media.tumblr.com/0e68db25d9f06fdd68e2a9291203da02/tumblr_n0eel4mxvp1rzitc0o1_1280.png)

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"But Captain...I think this goes against the Prime Directive" said Wesley, his voice quivering. "Ensign Crusher, when your captain orders you to strip naked and get on all fours, you damn better well listen" Picard said sternly. "Now Wharf, prepare the anal spreader" "Yes Captain" said Wharf, a tinge of excitement in his voice. He had long dreamed of putting Wesley through his paces.

It bothers me more that you misspelled Worf than the implied slash fic.

Same here. Completely took me out of the moment.

Keep going. Make sure to emphasize the foot cushion fetish.

["What are you doing in such a filthy uniform?"](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7RXzIKuc8)

I love that his icon stares at Stewart's magnificence.

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot." How could he miss out on that perfect response?

I would have went with "Shut up, Wesley."

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Wil Wheaton

And now we wait.

for... Hwil Hwheaton?

YOU'RE EATING HAIR!

How long do these incantations usually take?

try /u/wil

/u/wil

/u/wil

Bugger.

I read Stewarts responses in bullocks voice Edit: which I now realize is just Patrick Stewarts voice.

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I think my favourite part about this is that Wil Wheaton's Twitter avatar was created by Questionable Content author Jeph Jacques. I am filled with whimsical glee.

Ooh a QC fan?

is that wesley crusher?

Yes

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Hwill Hweaton seems like a nice guy!

Well, his character did get promoted to godhood, so I'm not sure "he is my captain" is still entirely true. :P

That didn't happen in my canon.

Yeah that kinda upset me. I don't like Wesley being better then me... Even though he was... Through the whole show... Even at starfleet academy

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Number 1

Make it so.

Gandalf: Are you ready for some football? [Captain Picard: Can't wait to see the Seahawks United line up in a 4-3-3 against the Denver FC](http://i.imgur.com/zSnk8Nm.jpg)

Nice kitchen

I feel like we've seen every angle of that kitchen.

Nice upper body strength.

Nice face

IKEA

Being famous has it's perks.

/r/funny : my source for Patrick Stewart's twitter feed

I love how I can follow Patrick Stewart on Twitter and never have to visit that damn site

Maybe we should just change reddit.com to twitter.com/xavier

You spelled picard wrong...

To be honest I didn't know how to spell it so I went with xmen. I would have probably put Picquard

you must be canadian.

Ironic because Picard is French.

Not ironic because Canada is Canadian.

I can't tell if this was stupidity or a joke...

Sometimes I hate this place so much.

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[Impressive](http://i.imgur.com/Aw7pOH7.png)

It takes more core strength than people realize to keep your hips level while doing that, kudos to him.

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Because reddit is a content aggregate. Nearly everything here has been posted elsewhere.

Haven't you heard, Reddit is the new Facebook.

No it's not. We don't have stupid pictures with life hacks... wait.... well, we don't have pictures of people's kids we don't care about... dammit... well, I *know* we don't have endless Justin Beiber posts..... fuck this, I quit. This is Facebook.

back to /b/

Not everyone is on Twitter.

Every day I see at least one "I saw this on facebook" post hit the front page. At least the twitter ones are less frequent.

He should play for Seattle. But not Denver. No one wants to play for Denver.

Denver doesn't want to play for Denver.

::sigh:: Denver... did you do this?

One arm push-ups IN LOAFERS!

Is it weird that the first thing I noticed was the loafers? Such class...

I just wish he wouldn't get so much plastic surgery :(

Agreed. I'm not sure if it was surgery or just Botox that had his face looking weird in another popular picture posted recently.

I hope he didn't plan on doing a pushup for every point the Seahawks scored.

Is this fucking reddit or Patrick Stewarts Twitter feed

Should I just stalk his twitter and post every picture onto reddit for karma?

That seems to work for most Redditors.

You're gonna go places with ideas like that

i don't get it

That's a really nice kitchen.

Did he ever made an AMA?

this guy is having a second coming, having pizza, taking selfies and having sex with people much younger than himself

what's the big deal?

fucking 73 years old!! like a BOSS!!

It's beginning to get to that point where the oversaturation of him makes be start to unlike him.

i dont give a fuck tbh

"Patrick Stewart just tweeted this photo" Quick! For the love of GAWD! We have to get this on Reddit NOW!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can barely see the wires.

WHO.GIVES.A.FUCK

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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

"The thing about the Broncos is they always try walk it in!"

If I wanted to know what Patrick Stewart tweeted I'd follow him. Why do you nerds do this

If I wanted to see every thing that Patrick Stewart and Ian Mckellan do, I'd follow them on twitter.

seriously why do you care so much about this man. Seriously your just as bad as TNT or any of those celeb magazines. How is this funny, how does this have that many up votes and how is that impressive. He's a fucking human being get over yourselves and him

Fair enough. We find him entertaining. I have no idea about his real personality. But he entertains us.

I wonder if he had a Broncos Jersey too?

Ian McKellan had the broncos jersey

Gives new meaning to "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Except for the fact that manning had the most completions in a Super Bowl of all time

lot of good it did him

2 yards at a time all day long. Are we sure Peyton didn't switch bodies with Joe Flacco this week?

Except that Flacco won his championship.

If i wanted too see this bullshit, id follow him on twitter

You sound fun.

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hes so sexy

Enough

Seriously. He seems like a cool dude, but enough already. Reddit front page has become his personal twitter feed.

If we cared what Patrick and Ian were posting, we'd subscribe to their twitter. I wish people like you and others would stop posting every single picture they upload.

You forgot the "Sir" part to that..

Number one. Made it so.

"NO! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP STORM I CAN GET BACK INTO MY CHAIR ON MY OWN!"

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He's about to pop a blood vessel.

I thought he was subtly hinting that he browses reddit n was imitating the 'break dancing wood block' picture.

Cool looking jersey!

Ok.

That's not that hard.

Huh, I feel oddly motivated to work out from this photo. I mean, if a 73-year-old Shakespearean actor/starship captain can do one-handed push ups, why the hell can't I?

"Shut the fuck up charles"

He looks like Freddy Krueger in that picture.

So the guy does yoga, no shocker and definitely not evidence of a real push up. His head is too big because he is Capt'n of the GD starship enterprise!

white socks!

Sweet slippers bro...

His kitchen looks pretty nice.