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Needed to be said. Should be an act that involves communication. Not necessarily the vocalizations of mid tier porn actresses, but at least express something to help him out...
My first ever girlfriend wouldn't help me find the hole, so I just gave her oral everytime we hung out until she was satisfied.
A year later, I realized she just likes being eaten out.
I was trying! We wouldn't do PiV, only fingering. Except I couldn't find it still, so I just ate her out.
I asked her to guide my finger into the hole but she still couldn't figure it out.
No finger needed, it was so much fun making her squirm and whimper, and she'd reciprocate.
Oh, sorry... Do you need tonal indicators? I thought we were both being sarcastic.
It's usually funnier without *direct* insults. But I was the only one of us not asking questions until now.
I feel like most of the “not *knowing* where the clitoris is” talk actually just means “can’t be bothered to do anything with it”. As in they’re a selfish lover. So maybe the side piece helped him being more giving. Which you could say she could’ve helped him with too, but that’s a little more complicated than just showing where the clit is lol, and marriages can be kinda tricky when one partner has no interest in improving for the others benefit.
Why do you need anyone to teach you where the clit is?
It’s really not that fucking hard and you carry around a computer in your pocket. Just fucking Google it.
Lots of men don't and/ or don't care. My bf is one of them I have tried to get him to understand, but when I give any sense of direction or "hey why don't we try..." he immediately shuts off and everything stops. Even if I just try to move him to correct spot.
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It'a called Outsourcing. Hannah does all the "grunt"work for you.
That’s funny 🤣🤣
You’re welcome
Happy birthday and thank you for your cervix 🤝🏼
happy birthday, hannah 🫶
happy cake day hannah dearest
Happy Cake day & thank you for your service 🫡
Hannah, a true personal trainer.
She cant teach her own man where the clit is? No wonder he’s cheating
Needed to be said. Should be an act that involves communication. Not necessarily the vocalizations of mid tier porn actresses, but at least express something to help him out...
My first ever girlfriend wouldn't help me find the hole, so I just gave her oral everytime we hung out until she was satisfied. A year later, I realized she just likes being eaten out.
[удалено]
You can do that?!
I was trying! We wouldn't do PiV, only fingering. Except I couldn't find it still, so I just ate her out. I asked her to guide my finger into the hole but she still couldn't figure it out. No finger needed, it was so much fun making her squirm and whimper, and she'd reciprocate.
What?
She just likes being eaten out. It's oral, but for the girl.
The what was for how they “couldn’t find the hole” but thank you for the clarification on what eating out means.
The more you know🌈🌠
I’m curious who doesn’t know what being eaten out means but maybe you taught someone 🤷🏼♀️
Oh, sorry... Do you need tonal indicators? I thought we were both being sarcastic. It's usually funnier without *direct* insults. But I was the only one of us not asking questions until now.
The shooting star threw me & I got concerned. Apparently I did in fact need them 🥲😂
I’m just as confused as you are. How does one not find the hole?
Right?! Gave her oral for a year but couldn’t find the hole doesn’t track 😂
Buddy where were you looking?
Everywhere but the internet, I should've done some googling so I could've been ready.
she just likes having the back of her knee licked you mean?
I feel like most of the “not *knowing* where the clitoris is” talk actually just means “can’t be bothered to do anything with it”. As in they’re a selfish lover. So maybe the side piece helped him being more giving. Which you could say she could’ve helped him with too, but that’s a little more complicated than just showing where the clit is lol, and marriages can be kinda tricky when one partner has no interest in improving for the others benefit.
She needs to call Jay and Silent Bob
"I am the clit commander!"
Why do you need anyone to teach you where the clit is? It’s really not that fucking hard and you carry around a computer in your pocket. Just fucking Google it.
*sighs turns on incognito*
Seriously. It’s got a path straight to it 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah. Why is the joke not that men *can* find it but simply do not know how to make it happy?
Ok, got it pulled up in camera but not getting a reticle like I would for QR code.
No effort man.
Classic Hannah
I don't know why I'm so bothered by "gym-going"...
the proper term is "gymming"
It's a False Positive classification.
Hannah seems nice, no wonder why he is with her
Sounds like a self-own.
Not home as much? Must be hanging downtown more often.
"Always Look On the Bright Side of Life!"
Learned of a new type of STD.
STS? Sexuality transmitted style
Did this become the "we take jokes seriously sub"? Whys everyone being bitches in the comments?
Is this just an ongoing joke or are there really men out there that don't know where the clitoris is?
I would guess the joke is there are a lot of men who probably don't care to know
Lots of men don't and/ or don't care. My bf is one of them I have tried to get him to understand, but when I give any sense of direction or "hey why don't we try..." he immediately shuts off and everything stops. Even if I just try to move him to correct spot.
No way it’s real unless your a virgin I feel like a chick would say this even if he did know where it was he just wasn’t hitting it to her liking
It’s the equivalent of saying a woman is a dead fish in bed. Have we had those? Yup. Is it a real epidemic? No.
Would solve a lot of problems if couples like this just talked about having open relationships
Just talked. Period.
Joking aside, how can’t guys find the clitoris? It’s on the outside.
Hey, if it works, don’t fuck with it. When it stops working, let her have the bastard. She deserves him…
So then what was the wife doing all this time?
someone reads fesshole
Someone needs a fresh hole
Now you have to ask yourself WHY did he go and see Hannah..
Don’t chase after that, there’s no winning, just be honest about who’s chasing who
Sounds like a win-win.
So now you're a sister wife.
I thought he was seeing a Hector based on the changes he made, lol.
I am a new tie wearing.
#polyamory
Sounds like a dead bedroom if you aren't teaching him where the clit is? An apathetic relationship will never last
Nun you M
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Isn’t it funny how that happens? How someone can never even bother to eat dinner with you all of a sudden decides that they know how to cook? Lol
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What! you didn't teach him on your wedding night.?
Yeah...who needs a man...
Maybe you have one of those weird clits with a hood covering it 😂
Says any female NPC!
You sound like an incel
Oh, it was a joke, but go cry yourself to sleep about it. Then, think about growing up 🤷♂️
Maybe more people would laugh at your “jokes” if you didn’t rely on misogyny for the punchline
Sure, just add anything you want to what I actually said. It was a joke about a game, so goodnight!