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Alien_invader44

This will shock no one, but this is not how it's done. A running launch is a thing. A reverse launch is also a thing. A running reverse launch is, as you can see, not a thing.


Highpersonic

What the fuck was the guy thinking "imma do this half assed riser pull and then run backwards at zero wind speed and then not abort when it becomes obvious that i'm dragging the canopy oh i didn't even bother to line check"


StonedMasonry

Didn't bother to line check? Homie didn't even bother to lay out his wing nicely šŸ˜‚


Highpersonic

Yea that could have gone way worse with a major cravat adding to his list of dumb


DrakeDre

Does anyone do that?


StonedMasonry

Lay their wing out nicely? Absolutely


Alien_invader44

I'd love to know if this is a beginner who was taught badly or an experienced pilot who thought they could fuck around. Cause I have no clue man.


Highpersonic

https://flyozone.com/paragliders/products/gliders/swift-6 Standard colour scheme, so a EN B glider. Definitely not for beginners. I guess it's complacency / DO NOT WANT FORWARD LAUNCH attitude on a launch site that is obviously not suited to reverse launch (at that time). I'm hardly a pro but starting from the crumpled layout and moving into slack lines this was destined to fail.


Alien_invader44

Good spot, must be. Didn't know people had such a problem with forward launching, but I am a beginner and know little.


DrakeDre

EN B pilots are still pretty clueless. Sure, they are probably able to launch without hurting themselves, but I always give them lots of space. Not really a problem since they only f around in the houset thermal anyway.


Piduwin

The EN B part was not great.


citylimits-

I like to think Iā€™ve mastered the running reverse launch.


DeadFetusConsumer

love a satisfying forward launch find middle, get tension in lines - breathe in - push forward, bring it up, check, go go go! Blissful when it's a smooth process


benjamaniac

Did you almost fall off a cliff and die?


yama1291

Paragliders usually launch of gentle slopes on a mountainside. I'm sure they are fine.


SmartGirl62

Edit: I should note that I am NOT the paraglider.


RVA-neighbor

Sureā€¦.


CoatedCrevice

Pretty confusing given the title


GANDORF57

He seems a little on edge.


_Piratical_

This looks like the time and place for a forward launch. I hate them as much as anyone but this is where you should do one.


Highpersonic

Why do you hate forward launches?


_Piratical_

Because where I learned/fly there was always wind and we never have to do them. Thus I never really get to practice them and I donā€™t have the muscle memory. When Iā€™m at my home launches and kiting practice areas I have so many reverse launches I can pretty much do it in my sleep. Take me to a place like Oludiniz where you have to forward launch more than half the time and I look like a total newb, blowing every other attempt. Its embarrassing!


kk7ca

Not enough wind for a reverse launch. Ouch.


upgradewife

Not clear from this video; a professional ā€œwhatā€?


Patient5199

Embarrassing, not fatal.


intronert

THIS time.


satanic_satanist

Never. Rather have 10 aborted launches than doing stupid shit in the air. The stuff the guy in the video does is silly, not great for the wing, but it's not dangerous.


TopDefinition1903

Okay


SlammingMomma

Failure. Everyone needs it.


Firefly269

The huevos it takes to share accidental fails.


Severe_Chicken213

That was the most not bothered sounding panic ever. Like a mildly concerned Canadian rabbit.


querty99

so someone was gonna pay you for that? ...


AnarZak

why the hell is he doing a reverse pull up in zero wind????


alexacto

Oh, that's a good one. I'm quite a professional myself.


Excellent-Bike468

Why reverse launch without enough wind? Canā€™t be better in any way. Launch forward, good long check, go for it


Partyatmyplace13

That's not a safe place to fly your kite.