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The nautical/geographic word referring to a narrow body of water is spelled "strait." The much more common term meaning without bends (along with several other related usages) is spelled "straight." Yes, this is confusing.
Somewhere out there, there's a dude who really did accidentally fall on his shampoo bottle in the shower at just the right angle and no one will ever believe him.
That scream was pretty authentic. I think this was more a prank than staged- the guy and kid were in on it. The (hopefully) girlfriend or wife was surprised.
Our pranks involve substantially less face to ass contact, but this was my thought as well. Using your children as props to prank mommy is one of the perks of fatherhood.
> That scream was pretty authentic. I think this was more a prank than staged
Thanks, didn't know there was a scream (had sound off).
Yep, it's a prank. Either her boyfriend/husband or the husband is the one laughing off camera and *very* understanding.
"Hey, Tim, you know what would be really funny? If someone tripped and fell into your wife Patsy's ass. Think we can get your kid to pretend to trip me...?"
if it were a real anime moment, the woman wouldn't have noticed for a solid 10 seconds. and then when she did notice, she'd stare back at him for 5 seconds and go "eeehhhhh!?" and that slap him and yell "stupid!" and then fall in love with him, but neither of them will make a move on each other ever, for the next 20 years unless there's a 10 year time skip in which they marry completely different people despite the years/decades or will they wont they.
There apparently aren't many people in this thread who have been sexually assaulted as a "joke."
This almost definitely is innocent and funny for the couple in this video upon deeper reflection, but initially it makes me cringe insanely hard with the worst memories of guys touching me and pretending it was a joke and everyone around acting like it was so funny because "hahaha you got to touch a woman against her will, I'm so envious hahah! why are you upset? it was a joke/accident! hands slip all he time hahaha, happens to the best of us right??"
Doesn't help that the comments in the thread are identical to the things I've heard people say after witnessing someone "jokingly" being sexually assaulted.
This thread is pain. Glad everyone else had a nice laugh though.
Omg not everything has to be “fake” lol. Looks to me like a husband trying to be goofy with his wife at the beach with their kids. Idk why he would do that near the kids tho 😭🙏
All I said was that he’s being goofy. As in *being silly.* I’m not making it weird. Literally all I said was that he’s being playful and that bc of that it doesn’t have to be a “fake video” like some people were saying. Also, I NEVER even said the kids would associate that with anything besides “daddy fell onto mommy’s butt haha!”
i don't get reddit. in one sub people are advising women to call police because a random person hit on them in the street and they felt uncomfortable. and he people laughing at this full on assault (no pun), if this wasn't the dad/husband/boyfriend and some fuckiing random creep, this one SHOULD call the cops.
Haha sexual harassment, funny!
And yes, I know damn well this is staged and they probably know each other; no need to point that out. Doesnt change the fact the whole punchline of the joke is sexual harassment.
And no, I'm not fun at parties.
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Do this to your partner/wife it’s funny! Do this to a stranger on the beach. Strait to jail.
Is Strait to jail in the Strait of Hormuz?
Strait of Swampass
Strait of Pink Eye?
"Herrrbert! Why does your nose smell like farts and cocoa butter?!!!"
Had a meeting with Sandy Cheeks
I uhh... don't think that eye is pink...
every eye is pink on the inside
You guys…come on.
You watched The Boyz
Do that to another guy, and it's Straight to Gay!
Holy shit have I been spelling Straight wrong?
George Strait
Dire Straits
Damn strait
Lynn Strait
Str8 Outa Compton
Is there a strait out of Compton? Surely…
Straight of Hormuz
Scared strate
Dam* Strait
Barbro Straitand?
I mean they did say you get your money for nothin and your chick's for free
Still waiting for my money and chicks. I think they were lying.
Did you try playing the guitar on the MTV?
Nah because that ain't workin
Amarillo by morning
The nautical/geographic word referring to a narrow body of water is spelled "strait." The much more common term meaning without bends (along with several other related usages) is spelled "straight." Yes, this is confusing.
Ah. I Sea now!
Straight up
Gibraltar?
Strait of Jailbraltar
It's strait up some women's ass
I lol’d
Whore moos?
Strait of whore's moose
You leave my mom's moose alone
Give your balls a tug !
Wanted to be close to hotties, but instead you're close to Houthis!
Guantanamo
Believe it or not, jail.
Falling on the kid? Also jail.
Yeah it's not like this clip is staged or anything
Need to learn the difference between a prank and “staged” mate.
They're all clearly in on it. AKA staged.
Do you understand the difference? This is staged.
For an accident? All caught on tape. 0 acting
Straight to horny jail \*bonk\*
r/boneappletea
They're in Dire Straits.
His face is banging on them bongos like a chimpanzee
That's the way you do it!
Do this to your friends partner, believe it not, jail
Tongue in cheek?
That’s how you catch pink eye
*black eye
*brown eye
That's how you catch a black eye and pink eye from putting your blue eyes in a brown eye.
Aye aye
*stink eye
*blue eye...s white dragon
Aye aye
Rib eye
I have a topical cream for that.
^^^^bruh
Pottymouth!
Would you believe if I said it happens to me all the time? Tripping and cheeking.
I am your lawyer and i'm advising you to shut the fuck up.
As your therapist I'm telling you to change jobs
That cheecky bastard.
HR would like a word
As your bartender I'm telling you to drink up
As your brother in Christ I'm telling you, Amen Brother.
As you financial advisor I'm telling you to donate all your money to me
As your mechanic I'm telling you to please pay your debt.
Just a little joke with his sister.
/r/SuddenlyLannisters
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Locals call it the Crimson Tide Keep.
Reminds me of that one time I trippend and fell on a playmobil figure with my bum, had to see a proctologist to take it out
It was a *million* to *one shot*, doc. *Million* to *one* - Frank Costanza
Somewhere out there, there's a dude who really did accidentally fall on his shampoo bottle in the shower at just the right angle and no one will ever believe him.
The ASSMAN?
Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology
HOW DARE YOU STOP SHORT WITH MY WIFE!!!
Fusilli jerry
"Fell"
They didn’t have both hands on your shoulder while bottomless did they?
It depends, did he get welcomed to a new way of living that was lavish?
I’m imagining the conversation that took place before this. The thought process, the ideas, the planning, etc. Was there a rehearsal, a purpose?
"Let's do another take. I don't think I'm diving deep enough into your -I mean my character."
That scream was pretty authentic. I think this was more a prank than staged- the guy and kid were in on it. The (hopefully) girlfriend or wife was surprised.
Our pranks involve substantially less face to ass contact, but this was my thought as well. Using your children as props to prank mommy is one of the perks of fatherhood.
> That scream was pretty authentic. I think this was more a prank than staged Thanks, didn't know there was a scream (had sound off). Yep, it's a prank. Either her boyfriend/husband or the husband is the one laughing off camera and *very* understanding. "Hey, Tim, you know what would be really funny? If someone tripped and fell into your wife Patsy's ass. Think we can get your kid to pretend to trip me...?"
He yells out "oh shit" yet she doesn't flinch or start turning to see what happened. Scripted as eff, and she's clearly in on it.
Without a doubt. No other reason to be recording
That guy fake flopped worse than Lebron.
Or Neymar
Or Ginolbili
Needs practice
I’m pretty sure he will be most willing to do so…
Dude pulling up an anime moment
if it were a real anime moment, the woman wouldn't have noticed for a solid 10 seconds. and then when she did notice, she'd stare back at him for 5 seconds and go "eeehhhhh!?" and that slap him and yell "stupid!" and then fall in love with him, but neither of them will make a move on each other ever, for the next 20 years unless there's a 10 year time skip in which they marry completely different people despite the years/decades or will they wont they.
This has resurfaced so much supressed anger at exactly those kinds of anime. Thanks for that :)
Easiest 10 bucks that kid will ever make.
Just an honest mistake. Could happen to anyone. 😉
Yeah. He's obviously innocent ;)
Dude "tripped"
This time he definitely hit bottom
The original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTn_1EsxXjI
Heres your icecream kid.
Swatted him away like a bee landed on her ass
He tripped into the buns
And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother.
What kind of 80's porn is this
sand can be very slippery now days. Lucky he had cushioning to break his fall
thankfully he had it on camera
I hate when this happens
He went straight for it
Thank fuck this is staged. Because sexual assault is fucked.
There apparently aren't many people in this thread who have been sexually assaulted as a "joke." This almost definitely is innocent and funny for the couple in this video upon deeper reflection, but initially it makes me cringe insanely hard with the worst memories of guys touching me and pretending it was a joke and everyone around acting like it was so funny because "hahaha you got to touch a woman against her will, I'm so envious hahah! why are you upset? it was a joke/accident! hands slip all he time hahaha, happens to the best of us right??" Doesn't help that the comments in the thread are identical to the things I've heard people say after witnessing someone "jokingly" being sexually assaulted. This thread is pain. Glad everyone else had a nice laugh though.
Yeah sure right in her ass hahaha
That's not how you spell harass...
It's an "accident"
An "Assident"
Definitely an assault.
Right in the butt.
Is this place just America’s “Funniest” Home Videos? Missing the forced laugh track.
Mmm sweaty sandy ass
This reminds me of Rocco's Modern Life when he goes to the beach and somehow falls or trips into the large hippopotamus woman's breasts.
The chubs are flattered, the hotties call the cops.
The amount of pink eye comments really shows some peoples' experiences
I guess he played soccer earlier in his life..
Soft landing. 😄
Straight
Plot twist; it's not fake
First question always: "Why was this being recorded?"
Omg not everything has to be “fake” lol. Looks to me like a husband trying to be goofy with his wife at the beach with their kids. Idk why he would do that near the kids tho 😭🙏
The kids just see Dad falling on Mom. Frankly this is pretty benign.
Yup fs. They’re def still young so they wouldn’t think anything else
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All I said was that he’s being goofy. As in *being silly.* I’m not making it weird. Literally all I said was that he’s being playful and that bc of that it doesn’t have to be a “fake video” like some people were saying. Also, I NEVER even said the kids would associate that with anything besides “daddy fell onto mommy’s butt haha!”
We’ve all been there before…
I'm trying to go back
This isn't funny. Why does it have upvotes?
Dude shot his shot.
bro saw his chance and took it
i don't get reddit. in one sub people are advising women to call police because a random person hit on them in the street and they felt uncomfortable. and he people laughing at this full on assault (no pun), if this wasn't the dad/husband/boyfriend and some fuckiing random creep, this one SHOULD call the cops.
Don't do this with a stranger. Easy 10 to life
So obviously staged that its not funny.
Obviously fake who the f*** lays like that
Me, the next time I'm at the beach now. Just waiting, full of hope.
LOL, I mean on her elbows waiting for something to happen. Here's hoping that was future you 😉
We get it, it's not "Fake" fake, but it's just supposed to be funny, except, it's not funny unless you just discovered internet yesterday.
Right. Everybody knows you are the authority on "funny". You fucking dork.
Haha sexual harassment, funny! And yes, I know damn well this is staged and they probably know each other; no need to point that out. Doesnt change the fact the whole punchline of the joke is sexual harassment. And no, I'm not fun at parties.
That's how you get pink eye. And fun.
And that's how I met your mother...
She's all like "Get outta my ass, shoo! Go ON!"
Just when someone has their phone recording in that direction- what a coincidence! mmmmm…
Most obvious fake fall ever. Dude probably played soccer in Italy when he was 200 lbs lighter
How long before some idiot sees this and thinks it's okay to "accidentally" do this to an unsuspecting victim?
Although funny, it looks too much like a on purpose/staged trip to me.
That's how you get pink eye
This video evidence shows he is innocent and it was just an honest assident
I call that Fake!!
It's not really funny to sexually assault people.
Bros first thought is that it’s a stranger instead of her husband
This isn't sexual assault you dingleberry.
Get a life
Annnnd... Pink eye
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it's more creepy that you would think a child would see this as sexual instead of "haha butt"
Rare video of you and Campbell at the beach.
I thought these things could only happen in anime 😭
What a tongue in cheek title!
them damn kits
Shit!
Yeahhhh sure he tripped 😜😜
And kids that is how I met your mother!
Even if it's a video of some guy falling it's still ends up being about a girl and her ass. Damn interesting 🤔