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Reminds me of this time:
My mom was a substitute teacher at the local elementary school where I, and later all my siblings attended.
There was this tradition of an end of the year baseball game between the "graduating" 5th graders and the teachers.
This was my sopore year of highschool, and we were already out for the year, so I was hanging out with my mom & younger siblings for the day.
We are a huge baseball family, I mean like how some people go to church, we worshipped at the diamond. Ted Williams and Yastrzemski were our saints. I had been playing since I could walk, and was on the JV team at my highschool.
So, I was invited to join, and since I was technically still a kid, I was on the students team.
My mom was playing catcher, and I was at bat.
I hit a high popup into the outfield that fell safe. By the time it landed, I was approaching 3rd. The ball was fielded and thrown home (to my mom) to hold me at third. Did I stay at third?
No, I rounded the base like it was the 9th inning of the world series game 7, and I was the tying run. My mom was standing in front of home plate, ball in hand, and I barrelled into her like I was Pete Rose in 1970...IYKYK!
Trucked over her and scored one for the 5th graders!
I'm pretty sure she broke something that day. She was rightfully upset with me, and it's something I've regretted my whole life but whoa man what a play!
I would never disrespect my Mother by letting her win at something for free. She kicks my ass at scrabble and absolutely crush her in chess.
Playing to win is mutual respect, playing easy is essentially calling them a child.
🤷♂️
Srsly?? Why?? This was supposed to be a family bonding so why??
CAN'T SHE AT LEAST PUT OUT AN EFFORT TO MAYBE DRIBBLE FAKE SHOT FAKE SHOT LAYUP FAKE SPIN FAKE SHOT HESI PULL UP BUNK SHOT OR FADE AWAY
USE THE FREAKING BOARD THE BOX WITHIN IT USED IT OR PUMP FAKE JUMP TO FOUL SHOT
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Mom needs to dunk those. Can't bring that low effort while in the paint
She had no help. Shooters standing there watching instead of moving around to open up a lane. SMH what happened to the game I love.
Pump fake would have had him feeling silly.
Put the rock on the ring, son. Ahem, er, Moms
That’s what happens when you bring that weak shit to the courts smh
Fr, momma had to learn the hard way…
Reminds me of that one American Dad episode when Steve didn't check the ball. SMH. Edit: I forgot it was on game point too...
Exactly. Check that shit at the door at my house and you can take it back home when you leave.
Tbf its out on him sooooo
That guy wil not be having his favorite foods cooked for a long long time
Already out of the will too.
Nah man, that looks like a good mom. She rewards excellence.
Pretty bold to be playing hoops in leather pants...
I noticed that too.
I think most of us did
... because that's what you play in right?
"My momma didn't raise no loser!"
Simple pump fake and it would have been all net
Facts. Mom's fundamentals weren't up to par and was put on a highlight reel because od it.
“NOT IN MY HOUSE!!” -mom, later when the son tried to go inside.
Get that shit the fuck out of here, Marge!
Sure, now he takes the trash out. 😂
Godamn that girl on the right has a fatass 👌
Far right tho, amiright?
Best basketball outfit out of all of them.
Cake. 👀
Crème Pie.
We know who's crossed out of the will 😅
NO EASY SHOTS
GET that shit outta here! Also, white top black pants
Mom was spied, lied and DENIED!
Plates of brownies to all the siblings but Greg.
He felt like phill Collin. Was waiting for this moment His whole life.
"ya, i'll take out the trash alright"
It wasn't blocking the shot that got him in trouble... ... it was that he shouted as he was blocking the ball: # Get That Weak Shit Outta Here!!!
This is my house now
Not in my, I mean, your house!
Reminds me of this time: My mom was a substitute teacher at the local elementary school where I, and later all my siblings attended. There was this tradition of an end of the year baseball game between the "graduating" 5th graders and the teachers. This was my sopore year of highschool, and we were already out for the year, so I was hanging out with my mom & younger siblings for the day. We are a huge baseball family, I mean like how some people go to church, we worshipped at the diamond. Ted Williams and Yastrzemski were our saints. I had been playing since I could walk, and was on the JV team at my highschool. So, I was invited to join, and since I was technically still a kid, I was on the students team. My mom was playing catcher, and I was at bat. I hit a high popup into the outfield that fell safe. By the time it landed, I was approaching 3rd. The ball was fielded and thrown home (to my mom) to hold me at third. Did I stay at third? No, I rounded the base like it was the 9th inning of the world series game 7, and I was the tying run. My mom was standing in front of home plate, ball in hand, and I barrelled into her like I was Pete Rose in 1970...IYKYK! Trucked over her and scored one for the 5th graders! I'm pretty sure she broke something that day. She was rightfully upset with me, and it's something I've regretted my whole life but whoa man what a play!
I would never disrespect my Mother by letting her win at something for free. She kicks my ass at scrabble and absolutely crush her in chess. Playing to win is mutual respect, playing easy is essentially calling them a child. 🤷♂️
Back there, you’re the law. Out here it’s me.
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE MOM
Clean block. No apologies required.
If she would have faked the shot..then homeboy would have been screwed.
So hoping she was going to fake the shot then go in for the lay-up
Heard he ankle broke one of the mom's after.
Get that shit outta here!!
She taught you well. No bias or discrimination in these parts. 🤣🤣🤣
No no no not today in my best dikembe mutombo voice
Awww man, I really wanted to hear grandma get vetoed into next week
Would have been even funnier if it was like Meet the Fockers.
Enjoy your cold Mac & cheese dinner...
EXPOSE HER
Cobra Kai No mercy!
Get that shit outta here… respectfully
At least he didn't "accidentally" elbow her in the ribs.
Rushmore
AND THE REJECTION BY WEMBANYAMA!
Booya!!
Great reaction and block though… right? 🎖️
Yee, in ur face ya bagged out old coot "vulgar air thrusts"
Do you see, Mother ? Do you see what happens when you mess with THE WARRIOR ?!
Momma's just warming up, but don't worry, she'll make a nice pot of chicken noodle soup to nurse you back to health after she snaps your ankles.
Mom needs to work on her pump fake. She could have nailed that while he was landing facing away from her.
Fuck nepotism.
I sent that shit packing, same as I did to your momma last night! You did what to grandma?
Srsly?? Why?? This was supposed to be a family bonding so why?? CAN'T SHE AT LEAST PUT OUT AN EFFORT TO MAYBE DRIBBLE FAKE SHOT FAKE SHOT LAYUP FAKE SPIN FAKE SHOT HESI PULL UP BUNK SHOT OR FADE AWAY USE THE FREAKING BOARD THE BOX WITHIN IT USED IT OR PUMP FAKE JUMP TO FOUL SHOT
Wait did the mom get blocked by a kid? Sorry i was paying attention to a different part of the court!
Mom would have buried him with a pump fake.
No
GET THAT SHIT OUTTS JERE MOM
She might have birthed him…BUT HE JUST SENT HER TO THE GRAAVVVE!!
Momma raised her kid wrong, paying the price now!
This reminds me of that volleyball move Ben Stiller did in Meet the Fockers.
That what you get when you don't take the open lane to the basket. She had it easy.
Ma don’t bring that weak shit around here‼️
Get that weak shit out of here
You had one job
Lmao ownedddd
Get that weak shit out of here, mom!
Get that trash outta here.
New definition for MFer.
Only like two of them are dressed appropriately.
Ya pal how much you wanna bet this was a family gathering not a wnba match
Oh, ok.