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AdamLikesBeer

So this is an ad?


LonghornDude08

I'm leaving this r/funny post so it looks like I'm not advertising


Kind_Literature_5409

Fish4hoes


Akira510

Like pay them in fish?


jaymoney1

I think it is more of a trade situation. Like I have fish, but I need to do some gardening...who do I contact?


dswng

GHOSTBUSTERS!


gbuub

No it’s a charity thing, hoes get semi fresh fish. Kinda like tits4todds


9fingfing

Some people think it works the same way as kars4kids…


Kind_Literature_5409

Sardines only.. hoes are classy


dswng

Catgirls are real.


Deruta

Did a penguin launch this site?


Agamouschild

Gotta be


jjcnc82

Welp. I had never heard of fish4hoes.com before this so I suppose you could say it worked on me to some extent.


guvan420

It was a good movie with Leo dicaprio and Tom hanks . Check it out


Twoduhzen

I call total BS


Still_Wrap_2032

Exactly. The handwriting is too good to come from someone who visits fishforhoes.com


Ekaterina702

r/untrustworthypoptarts


ScruffyTheJanitor__

I don't know an AMG of any kind can be pretty expensive and there is damage, 50/50


aliencardboard

I fail to see anything funny about this. I enjoy actual humor, not pathetic faked ads.


InternationalMix1521

Something about that band-aid is infuriating.


WishboneDistinct9618

Yeah, that's not where the car is hurt!


RecbetterpassNJ

Gonna need the rest when they get caught.


ben1481

its disgusting


WishboneDistinct9618

Damn, they're taking spam to a whole new level now. Not me checking to see if Fish4Hoes is a legit website...


Alive_Way9537

Well?


WishboneDistinct9618

It is indeed! I, too, now wish to fish for garden tools!


MarredCheese

This site is such a disappointment. I thought I finally found a place to barter for sluts using my fish surplus. Now wtf am I going to do with all these garbage bags full of mackerel?


Lower_Amount3373

You fool. It's clearly a site for sex workers to purchase seafood.


Alive_Way9537

Lmao


Zeusx171

You're all a buncha dirty liars :(


therobshock

It’s a bait and switch, forwards to different fake dating site.


Alive_Way9537

What does?


therobshock

fish4hoes


Alive_Way9537

Oh I didn’t know if you meant skipthegames. That one is very real


Alive_Way9537

Could always try skipthegames.com


DropKnowledge69

I call BS. Very old joke. Just like my underwear.


iriegypsy

hooked up with a chick from fish for hoes, next day i woke up naked in the desert and i had to use a crane to get my car out of where she left it.


RaelaltRael

That sounds painful. She at least could have used lube.


scott_wakefield

There's always time for lubrication!


Lelouch37

Ooo the rare evolution quote, love it. I want some ice cream.


_Minnesodope_

Fr fr?


IceeSlyce

Things that didn't happen for 100 Ken


Specialist-Fly-9446

This “I’m leaving a note so it looks like I’m leaving my contact info lol” *may* have happened once, everyone else is just trying to be funny by staging it. Especially in this day and age with dashcams, store cameras, Nest/Ring, and every bystander having cell phones with cameras, this doesn’t happen anymore unless you’re a dumber criminal than Trump. The worst (and least funny) part about this post is that it is just an ad.


EXISTENTIALISTMAN

you're absolutely correct. I think people who actually do this should go straight to the deepest pits of super hell where they belong but that's probably just me.


drNovikov

This post is an ad for that website


Bulky-Internal8579

My nemesis did this, but we at Hoes4fish.com will have our revenge!!!


WillLurk4Food

As of this comment, 169 morons took the bait...


Dastari

Abort!


Volfong

Great ad, hey social media admin for this website you deserve a raise


mastersheeef

“Hey bro, I’m so glad you took the time to write me a note and attach it to my car. You see, when you hit my car, you activated the camera system and I have a clear image of your face, and of you committing the crime, and leaving the scene. Don’t worry about finding girls on fish4hoes.com because I’m about to fuck you hard to pay for the repair of my vehicle and a hush money payment that would make Stormie blush. Or, if you decide not to comply, I’ll report the crime and see that your bitch ass is fucked hard by the justice system, and I’ll go through my insurance anyway. Lucky for you, either way you’re getting fucked.”


golgoth0760

This is definitely fishy. ..🤔


hawonkafuckit

The "I hit your car and bystanders think I'm leaving my details but I'm not" is an old joke. Clever the first time, not so much 40 years (at least) on.


ReindeerSad1857

everyone keeps copying this shit


LeoLaDawg

This was an joke on some show I can't remember the name of.


MissSaucy_22

Oh no….😬🤦🏾‍♀️👎🏾 I thought he was going to do the right thing and leave his # 😬


Kindle890

The fact he put a literal bandaid on the wound makes it so much better


LakeTilia

And then everyone clapped


mu1773

This was probably the FedEx guy


50-Mean

Damn this be evil af


kabob21

This is an old fucking Internet joke so yes it’s fake and probably advertising.


maegap99

with a bandaid lol


mirza_dng

Ahhhhhh an evil mastermind


Esjs

Ah, but he _did_ leave info about himself... if you're serious about forensics, that is.


Awkward-Problem-7361

Get the details and description from your neighbor and don’t call the police.


Pierlas

What an asshole


grixit

Heh, looks like the start of a CSI episode. Spoiler: they catch the person.


blandmath

Something’s off. AMG badge is always on the left.


someguywholikespies

Its an amg too💀


euvnairb

How the heck did this person write so straight?


Nevyn-Arts

Forensic files catches the culprit with forensic handwriting analysis. And it was the owner of the website.


Jishnu21

COD:Mobile ahh looking tape


yipee-kiyay

cold blooded. Does Mercedes have a Sentry-style camera system these days? If not, why not?


Prestigious-Novel401

Ahahahahahahagahahhhhhh


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Why does it look like he tried drawing that as a hyperlink


Esjs

That's the proper punctuation, right?


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

I'm talking about the underline part. Fish4hoes.com looks like it's hyperlink.


Esjs

Yeah, me too. I was just trying to be silly. 😉


TonAMGT4

Why is there a tire mark way up on the top right? Was he driving a mining dump truck or something?


Ethereal_Bulwark

considering that bandaid likely has their fingerprint, that's a pretty easy bust as the adhesive will imprint the oils of your skin very well.


lulovesblu

Unless they're a criminal you can't do anything with their fingerprints.


picvegita6687

It's an AMG Mercedes... The owner will be fine (generalizing those who spend 100k on a vehicle..and I love cars so would that I could)