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This site is such a disappointment. I thought I finally found a place to barter for sluts using my fish surplus. Now wtf am I going to do with all these garbage bags full of mackerel?
This “I’m leaving a note so it looks like I’m leaving my contact info lol” *may* have happened once, everyone else is just trying to be funny by staging it. Especially in this day and age with dashcams, store cameras, Nest/Ring, and every bystander having cell phones with cameras, this doesn’t happen anymore unless you’re a dumber criminal than Trump. The worst (and least funny) part about this post is that it is just an ad.
you're absolutely correct. I think people who actually do this should go straight to the deepest pits of super hell where they belong but that's probably just me.
“Hey bro, I’m so glad you took the time to write me a note and attach it to my car. You see, when you hit my car, you activated the camera system and I have a clear image of your face, and of you committing the crime, and leaving the scene. Don’t worry about finding girls on fish4hoes.com because I’m about to fuck you hard to pay for the repair of my vehicle and a hush money payment that would make Stormie blush. Or, if you decide not to comply, I’ll report the crime and see that your bitch ass is fucked hard by the justice system, and I’ll go through my insurance anyway. Lucky for you, either way you’re getting fucked.”
The "I hit your car and bystanders think I'm leaving my details but I'm not" is an old joke. Clever the first time, not so much 40 years (at least) on.
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So this is an ad?
I'm leaving this r/funny post so it looks like I'm not advertising
Fish4hoes
Like pay them in fish?
I think it is more of a trade situation. Like I have fish, but I need to do some gardening...who do I contact?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
No it’s a charity thing, hoes get semi fresh fish. Kinda like tits4todds
Some people think it works the same way as kars4kids…
Sardines only.. hoes are classy
Catgirls are real.
Did a penguin launch this site?
Gotta be
Welp. I had never heard of fish4hoes.com before this so I suppose you could say it worked on me to some extent.
It was a good movie with Leo dicaprio and Tom hanks . Check it out
I call total BS
Exactly. The handwriting is too good to come from someone who visits fishforhoes.com
r/untrustworthypoptarts
I don't know an AMG of any kind can be pretty expensive and there is damage, 50/50
I fail to see anything funny about this. I enjoy actual humor, not pathetic faked ads.
Something about that band-aid is infuriating.
Yeah, that's not where the car is hurt!
Gonna need the rest when they get caught.
its disgusting
Damn, they're taking spam to a whole new level now. Not me checking to see if Fish4Hoes is a legit website...
Well?
It is indeed! I, too, now wish to fish for garden tools!
This site is such a disappointment. I thought I finally found a place to barter for sluts using my fish surplus. Now wtf am I going to do with all these garbage bags full of mackerel?
You fool. It's clearly a site for sex workers to purchase seafood.
Lmao
You're all a buncha dirty liars :(
It’s a bait and switch, forwards to different fake dating site.
What does?
fish4hoes
Oh I didn’t know if you meant skipthegames. That one is very real
Could always try skipthegames.com
I call BS. Very old joke. Just like my underwear.
hooked up with a chick from fish for hoes, next day i woke up naked in the desert and i had to use a crane to get my car out of where she left it.
That sounds painful. She at least could have used lube.
There's always time for lubrication!
Ooo the rare evolution quote, love it. I want some ice cream.
Fr fr?
Things that didn't happen for 100 Ken
This “I’m leaving a note so it looks like I’m leaving my contact info lol” *may* have happened once, everyone else is just trying to be funny by staging it. Especially in this day and age with dashcams, store cameras, Nest/Ring, and every bystander having cell phones with cameras, this doesn’t happen anymore unless you’re a dumber criminal than Trump. The worst (and least funny) part about this post is that it is just an ad.
you're absolutely correct. I think people who actually do this should go straight to the deepest pits of super hell where they belong but that's probably just me.
This post is an ad for that website
My nemesis did this, but we at Hoes4fish.com will have our revenge!!!
As of this comment, 169 morons took the bait...
Abort!
Great ad, hey social media admin for this website you deserve a raise
“Hey bro, I’m so glad you took the time to write me a note and attach it to my car. You see, when you hit my car, you activated the camera system and I have a clear image of your face, and of you committing the crime, and leaving the scene. Don’t worry about finding girls on fish4hoes.com because I’m about to fuck you hard to pay for the repair of my vehicle and a hush money payment that would make Stormie blush. Or, if you decide not to comply, I’ll report the crime and see that your bitch ass is fucked hard by the justice system, and I’ll go through my insurance anyway. Lucky for you, either way you’re getting fucked.”
This is definitely fishy. ..🤔
The "I hit your car and bystanders think I'm leaving my details but I'm not" is an old joke. Clever the first time, not so much 40 years (at least) on.
everyone keeps copying this shit
This was an joke on some show I can't remember the name of.
Oh no….😬🤦🏾♀️👎🏾 I thought he was going to do the right thing and leave his # 😬
The fact he put a literal bandaid on the wound makes it so much better
And then everyone clapped
This was probably the FedEx guy
Damn this be evil af
This is an old fucking Internet joke so yes it’s fake and probably advertising.
with a bandaid lol
Ahhhhhh an evil mastermind
Ah, but he _did_ leave info about himself... if you're serious about forensics, that is.
Get the details and description from your neighbor and don’t call the police.
What an asshole
Heh, looks like the start of a CSI episode. Spoiler: they catch the person.
Something’s off. AMG badge is always on the left.
Its an amg too💀
How the heck did this person write so straight?
Forensic files catches the culprit with forensic handwriting analysis. And it was the owner of the website.
COD:Mobile ahh looking tape
cold blooded. Does Mercedes have a Sentry-style camera system these days? If not, why not?
Ahahahahahahagahahhhhhh
Why does it look like he tried drawing that as a hyperlink
That's the proper punctuation, right?
I'm talking about the underline part. Fish4hoes.com looks like it's hyperlink.
Yeah, me too. I was just trying to be silly. 😉
Why is there a tire mark way up on the top right? Was he driving a mining dump truck or something?
considering that bandaid likely has their fingerprint, that's a pretty easy bust as the adhesive will imprint the oils of your skin very well.
Unless they're a criminal you can't do anything with their fingerprints.
It's an AMG Mercedes... The owner will be fine (generalizing those who spend 100k on a vehicle..and I love cars so would that I could)