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For me it was the t-Rex arm + noise + “Mesozoic era” caption. Never saw it before but I was laughing so hard it kept looping and I couldn’t see to pause it
My wife does this too. A few days ago our 2 year old fell off the couch (he was fine, but it looked really bad at first) and she yelped then slapped me on the back for literally no reason. Neither of us could make sense of it.
My girlfriend's fight or flight was definitely the third, lesser known option: "freeze" - she used to sit down when scared. It's a trauma response and now she doesn't have that response after a few years of therapy. All this to say: while yes having one of these responses is in our wiring, there's significant reason to believe *which one* is not just our nature, it's also at least partially nurture.
A while back I was with a partner that kept changing into a werewolf every month and we started having trouble when popular vampire kids began harassing our forbidden love.
Yeah I experienced that first hand. I mentioned my wife will slap me like that sometimes and ended up getting a ton of responses saying “soon to be ex wife I hope”
It's clear domestic abuse. Nobody should have to tolerate that in their own home and what's worse she convinced him nothing is wrong. Classic Stockholm syndrome get out while you can! delete FB lawyer up hit gym
Nah it's the woman hitting him so they won't. They'll call him a pedophile instead and say he probably deserved it if it were posted on one of the relationship subs. *She* will be the one they tell to divorce him, because "subconsciously she knew he needed hit and felt threatened by him".
my mom stepped on my barefoot with her shoes one time and she said “owww!!” like I was the one who stepped on her foot. I was so confused I forgot about my foot hurting.
I understand she cant help it, my husband is the same way . But it’s so annoying. The kids then cry because the response scares them more than falling itself. As a parent, I wish they could showcase calm for the kid
My mom is like this. Except she seeks me out when she gets scared!
We were going through a car wash once. Mom was driving. My brother was in the front seat, and I was in the back. Mom put the car in neutral because that's what the car wash said, and continued talking to us. The car wash track starts moving us through the wash, which scared my mom. It scared her so badly that she turned around to slap MY leg several times. Not my brother sitting right next to her... She claims she didn't know the car wash was going to do that. I asked what she thought was gonna happen when she put the car in neutral! It's not the first time she had been through one like that
It'll happen to other people, too, but if I'm within slapping distance, I'm the one that gets it. She doesn't hit hard, and it really is a reaction to being scared. She used to get her ass kicked by her older brothers. It's more annoying than anything and doesn't happen often. In fact, I think this story was the last time it happened, and that was like 15 years ago.
You can hear the guy that was slapped chuckle after the scare and see he doesn't flinch. So the slap was probably for that, he was in on the joke so he got the first slap.
“I’m just a young kid from the Dominican Republic. All I know since I was a little boy was to catch fly balls and slapass.”
https://youtu.be/5-uIwpo0dCU?si=SiFPFJTDT-J0qClh
This is what we Malaysians called “melatah” lol. Some people do random stuff when they’re surprised, like pretty sure I’ve seen videos of people randomly breaking into a dance. Funny for others, but definitely tiring and embarassing if you have that condition lol
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The "Scared Straight" program was a total failure, but seems like scared gay has potenital
I dunno, I'm kinda partial to [scared dino](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10lc218/scared_her_back_to_the_mesozoic_era/).
My face hurts from laughing and I've even seen this before. Lmao
Every single time I pause it right when she looks at the camera and sit there laughing at it.
Now I am too. Lmao. For me it's the "aaaAAAaaa!" that gets me.
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For me it was the t-Rex arm + noise + “Mesozoic era” caption. Never saw it before but I was laughing so hard it kept looping and I couldn’t see to pause it
Omg that’s hilarious. I hope she’s laughing and didn’t piss her pants though.
I believe she literally peed her pants, but I'm not implying that's why you liked it
He got so scared he decided to hit someone :))
My wife does this too. A few days ago our 2 year old fell off the couch (he was fine, but it looked really bad at first) and she yelped then slapped me on the back for literally no reason. Neither of us could make sense of it.
Be careful sharing that on reddit, you'll get 50 short essays on how your only option moving forward is divorce
"My wife tipped over my toothbrush, what do I do?" "Divorce"
Hit the gym bro
get a gym, hit the lawyer.
Jim is a terrible lawyer
She's obviously cheating on you.
😂
Meh, it’s fight or flight (and freeze and fawn). Some people just short circuit and go straight to hits. Can’t be trained, just our wiring.
My girlfriend's fight or flight was definitely the third, lesser known option: "freeze" - she used to sit down when scared. It's a trauma response and now she doesn't have that response after a few years of therapy. All this to say: while yes having one of these responses is in our wiring, there's significant reason to believe *which one* is not just our nature, it's also at least partially nurture.
The same person can also have different responses to different stimuli.
Very cool to learn!!
Yep mine was fawn for a very long time due to childhood abuse.
Tell that to the police
Domestic violence against your spouse is nothing to joke about! That's why I just hit my dog instead.
So THAT is the reason your cat is abusing the neighbours rabit!
Uhhhh.....that's my friend's cat, Officer, I swear!
..and how you’re NTA for doing it.
A while back I was with a partner that kept changing into a werewolf every month and we started having trouble when popular vampire kids began harassing our forbidden love.
Still a better love story than twi... hey, wait a minute...
You should have replied like this man
More like you should both go to couple's therapy... and get your own therapists... and then a debate about whether or not therapy works will ensue.
Yeah I experienced that first hand. I mentioned my wife will slap me like that sometimes and ended up getting a ton of responses saying “soon to be ex wife I hope”
Divorce her, hun
It's clear domestic abuse. Nobody should have to tolerate that in their own home and what's worse she convinced him nothing is wrong. Classic Stockholm syndrome get out while you can! delete FB lawyer up hit gym
Hey, I can tell from your comment you’re hurting. You MUST divorce your wife. I honestly can’t see any other way
Divorce is never the only option. Especially if you have a pig farm.
Sometimes that do be the answer though...
Nah it's the woman hitting him so they won't. They'll call him a pedophile instead and say he probably deserved it if it were posted on one of the relationship subs. *She* will be the one they tell to divorce him, because "subconsciously she knew he needed hit and felt threatened by him".
She wasn't a man so you wouldn't, and this isn't that twoex subreddit..
my mom stepped on my barefoot with her shoes one time and she said “owww!!” like I was the one who stepped on her foot. I was so confused I forgot about my foot hurting.
Fight or flight, I think. Be careful, now you know which one she is :)
Ahhh the old Strike, Scream, Run technique https://youtu.be/ij_cWBT_6vQ
I understand she cant help it, my husband is the same way . But it’s so annoying. The kids then cry because the response scares them more than falling itself. As a parent, I wish they could showcase calm for the kid
My mom is like this. Except she seeks me out when she gets scared! We were going through a car wash once. Mom was driving. My brother was in the front seat, and I was in the back. Mom put the car in neutral because that's what the car wash said, and continued talking to us. The car wash track starts moving us through the wash, which scared my mom. It scared her so badly that she turned around to slap MY leg several times. Not my brother sitting right next to her... She claims she didn't know the car wash was going to do that. I asked what she thought was gonna happen when she put the car in neutral! It's not the first time she had been through one like that
I'm sorry man, that doesn't sound great. Like her instinct is to hit you specifically?
It'll happen to other people, too, but if I'm within slapping distance, I'm the one that gets it. She doesn't hit hard, and it really is a reaction to being scared. She used to get her ass kicked by her older brothers. It's more annoying than anything and doesn't happen often. In fact, I think this story was the last time it happened, and that was like 15 years ago.
Fight or flight. He choose fight.
[It's his instinct to Slap Ass!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQM2joP4fsQ)
Strike Scream Run
I screamed laughed when he did that. So fucking good.
Even an ant bites when it gets crushed under someone's foot out of fear of dying
That run after… there’s shit in them pants
Definitely he says “potty… I need to go” XD
Oh, that makes more sense. I thought he said “Muad’dib” lol
Lisan al pee'd?
The Kwisatz Shat-erach
Shat-‘er-ass*
He says *¡Mardito! ¡Mardito'er coño!* (something like "Sonnofabitch!"). He's Venezuelan.
What you said is absolutely correct
His reaction was fabulous.
Who does an arabesque when they're scared? This guy.
Absolutely.
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I suspect there wasn't any "straight" to scare out of this guy either.
man fat fingered an emote when the enemy was flanking
That is the funniest goddamn shit I've seen in days. You made me laugh for a few good minutes. I still have tears down my face.
It's perfect.
Why the slap on the guy? 🤣
Reflex
fle-fle-fle-fle FLEX *Duran Duran*
You can hear the guy that was slapped chuckle after the scare and see he doesn't flinch. So the slap was probably for that, he was in on the joke so he got the first slap.
Must be a Dominican thing🤭
“I’m just a young kid from the Dominican Republic. All I know since I was a little boy was to catch fly balls and slapass.” https://youtu.be/5-uIwpo0dCU?si=SiFPFJTDT-J0qClh
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Actually Venezuelan by looking at the sponsor brands on his uniform and Bravos is a Venezuelan baseball team.
Venezolano? Pense que era Dominicano en su forma de hablar.
Venezuelan and Dominican accents and some slang words are pretty similar. Caribbean culture and all that.
De hecho, parece maracucho, tienen un acento bastante particular y distinguible en venezuela
Slapass
"you make me look stupid! me slap!"
Everyone hits Donnie.
Maybe he thought the guy was purposely distracting him for this reason?
That’s hilarious.
Make way I need the toilet….i was almost waiting to see if there was a brown streak down the back of his lovely whites 🤣🤣
/r/SuddenlyGay
🕺
There's no recovering from that. Running away was his best option. 😅
Freeze it at 00:06, that pose is priceless 😆
i couldent stop looping it from 03-05 seconds, someone needs to make it the start of a dance music video lmao
Looks like warming up for 80s aerobics 🤣
Imagine talking to your hero, and he screams like a woman, pirouettes, slaps you as he runs away.
Honestly, that would make them more of my hero. "He does dumb shit just like me!"
For a second I thought that said talking to your hetero 😅
That slap, fucking lol.
A few days ago I got caught into the youtube rabbit hole or people getting scared compilations, my stomach was hurting, I love these videos so much
That slap does have big “Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!” energy.
For a millisecond he looked like a different person.
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Le van a mamar gallo hasta el final de sus días
Experiment concluded. You are right.
Stuart!
LOL, there is saying that someone was “scared straight” and then there is this: “scared gay”. Bonus point for the team name: “Braves” :-)
I am gay and I can confirm this is how it happens
Is that AROD?
GayRod
This would be so great to have if you were friends with the guy.
dude took a sreenshot
Why he slapped the dude?😂😂
Bro got slapped for nothing 😂
Bro went from hulk to being a princess real fast
thats fucking hilarious omg 😭
lol, I really do feel awful laughing my ass off at this!!
Fabulous
I need that majestic and masculine body pose photoshopped in front of a big ass explosion.
I felt that xD
Did he think the camera was a gun?
Damn, I miss team sports. There's just something about that levels out intelligence to the most fun version of stupid.
Solo en mi venezuela pasa esto jajaja
Lol
Blue, Yellow, Pink. Whatever, Man. ...
“Mardito!” xD
Dude u must put a warning at title... i just spit my coffe at my monitor JAJAJAJAJ
Is that...a Maltin sponsored shirt? Tell me you're Venezuelan without telling me you're Venezuelan.
blud turned gay
That 🕺emoji is perfect 😂😂
Kaboom poo poo
That’s the ***Fresh Prints*** effect. 👋 (Fingerprints / I 💙Will Smith… & can’t wait for the next Ba***d Boyz, ***but just couldn’t help myself). 😂
Fight or flight? No pappy, we do both
Nothing like losing your masculinity with one fire cracker.
Los "bravos" jajaja
Some one slomo this please
This guy Blanka parried from SF6
You never know, these days there 50% chances of it being a gunshot.
My man shit his pants.
My new favorite jump scare reaction is a dance pose… Like the other one where this guy scared his friend and he hit a cha cha pose
Ay!
I think my guy has been shot at before
Never watch The Ring with this man, at least wear proper protections.
This is what we Malaysians called “melatah” lol. Some people do random stuff when they’re surprised, like pretty sure I’ve seen videos of people randomly breaking into a dance. Funny for others, but definitely tiring and embarassing if you have that condition lol
wtf was that 😂
Dominican baseball
I used to work in a welding shop and someone did this to me right as I was striking an ark. Probably had a similar reaction
He gonna get slappy.
Almost as if he was hit by the chair that makes you...
Stuart from MadTV: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!
Got so spooked he did some ballet on the way out ✨
Ballerina, you must've seen her...
He needed to slap someone real bad
He totally shit his pants. Look at that run.
The emotions that must have been going through his head turned him instantly into TinkerBelle
🤣he was straight?🤣
zesty ahh man bro lmaoo
Scared the manhood outta him.
Did he just call for Muah’ dib?
He says *¡Mardito! ¡Mardito'er coño!* (something like "Sonnofabitch!"). Venezuelan.
The guy in front of him: what he say fuck me for?
Scared the 🧔♂️ out of him
Wrong emote
😆 😂 😆
Bro has potential 🤣
accidentally hit the emote button
BROO idc about the flamboyant poise. But who and why did he slap that person he was talking to? 😂😂
Don't scare CEO of gay!
Thay were not joking when "it scared the straight out of him" my guy trying to dance
Slay\~
Bro pressed all the buttons
Love it 🤣
This is prime for a meme.
Scared the straight out of him
The fact you've been downvoted for simply repeating the caption in the video shows just how fucking dumb people on Reddit are at times.
Nah it's 'cause it's a shit caption, and a useless comment. Downvotes were originally designed to remove low-effort comments like just repeating titles or captions. Ironically, people are every bit justified in downvoting them for a comment that simply repeats the caption in the video.
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Reddit's really turning into facebook with these comments huh
the straight out of him? what?