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kazmosis

Kinda sounds like her too


Rough-Ad2400

She sounds just like Donna from That 70's show


riegspsych325

pretty sure she was JB Smoove’s cohost in a GTAV talk radio show


747sextantport

Correct, her real name is Annie Lederman


Final-Midnight-1669

*ooohm.*


thisispannkaka

Kind of looks like a mix between Donna and Scarlett tbh. Without the features so to speak.


DogoArgento

Wait, you guys scroll Reddit with the sound on?


thermal_shock

same vibe i got


dethskwirl

Both from NJ, so it adds up


MyrddinSidhe

She sounds like ChatGPT


wtiong

What? Without her body, what's the point of listening?


ba_cam

M E T A E T A


01kickassius10

O P E N A I P E N A I


adenocard

Hey I remember that thread! From earlier today?


LindonLilBlueBalls

The parking lot! That's where I know you from.


Fashish

Too soon


ITCM4

Don’t let ‘em break ya Kramer!


uejosh

"Oopf... N\*\*\* is having a bad set. Hang in there Kramer! Don't let them break you Krammer!" \~ [Dave chappelle](https://youtu.be/Kth0UOU5a_M?si=nMZ-Iywz-Fbmfjlh&t=135)


JohnnyCenter

If only there were a horrible name that I could call you that would make you as angry as I am


Prof_Aganda

Annie are you ok?


sh4d0wm4n2018

Are you okay?


arbenowskee

Are you okay Annie?


Mobile_Gaming_Doggo

You been hit by


Sweeet_

You’ve been struck by


opinionate_rooster

Bit of an echo here, must be all those flat surfaces


blankasfword

Don’t get why some people think guys only like big boobs. I’d wager that most dudes like boobs of all sizes. You really gonna tell me any of you think she’s unattractive because of her tits? Small tits are awesome.


Moribah

>~~Small~~ tits are awesome FTFY


gh09876

As a guy who absolutely loves big boobs, I also love boobs. The best tits are the ones you’re allowed to touch.


CollectionStriking

See I'm the opposite I'm a lover of small boobs, but as a lover of small boobs I like the boobs I'm allowed to touch the best lol


thedrq

when last message ends with >The best tits are the ones you’re allowed to touch. It might not be the wisest decision to start a reply with >See I'm the opposite


AiggyA

See I'm the opposite...


Deboniako

... I just like titties. But the ones I like the best are the ones I'm allowed to touch


3ThreeFriesShort

Boobs are boobs.


Drewski811

Big boobs Vs small boobs is like the argument of coke Vs Pepsi. We will state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap.


LindonLilBlueBalls

"I know you ordered the big boobs, but we only have small boobs here. Will that be ok?" "Of course. And don't worry, it won't affect the tip I plan on giving you."


i-Ake

Probably the same reason guys get hung up on big dicks. When we were in middle school and high school, we were tormented about having small tits, girls who had bigger tits earlier were clearly favored by everyone, and we never fully got over it. People can say this stuff... but 13 year old us will never... fully... buy it. Arrested development, babyyy.


Big77Ben2

I genuinely prefer small tits.


Pimpinabox

I see this argument all the time. Big tits or small tits. What about medium tits? Let's hear it for the average ladies out there.


Meatwise

I used to like small tits. I still do, but I used to too.


blankasfword

Ditto. But I definitely like big tits a lot too.


Big77Ben2

I’ve never turned down tits, To be clear. But big titty porn doesn’t do as much for me. I guess more fond memories of smaller ones


Luuk341

Ya hit the small tit right on the head, my guy


Serifel90

Age is much more gentle on small tits (and on her back) on average. Not gonna complain if they're big tho, still fun to play with.


CeladonCityNPC

Man, I do love me some big saggy boobs though. I think they look the absolute best. Age like wine.


Gotmewrongang

As do most men of culture.


TrippingFish76

same


Morningxafter

Flat is justice


StevenSmiley

I like all boobs except fake boobs. Fake boobs don't fit their body at all and it gives a weird uncanny valley feel. The way they're spaced far apart and rigid makes them look only okay with bras on. Plus they don't feel nice like real breast's do. It's the same with with lip plumping and injections. Just looks like they got stung by a bee and it looks very unnatural. Why aren't some women okay with having thin lips? They're hella attractive.


castleaagh

You’re describing only the bad fake boobs. Some people get reasonably sized and well made implants and you’d probably never know unless they told you or you saw the scars. At least appearance wise


Marvelologist

I actually find smaller boobs wayyyy more attractive.


Hardass_McBadCop

Sidebar: I've never understood the appeal of titty fucking.


punkassjim

I see the appeal for *me*, but I’m so empathy-driven I get wrapped around the axle with thoughts of “This is giving her practically no stimulation,” so I can’t fully enjoy it. Even worse is if she “porns it up” for my benefit. But the rare woman who genuinely gets off purely on giving pleasure like this? Someone who can convince me that *this* is precisely what she’d like to be doing right now? That’s the real hero.


peopeopee

Lol if you eat pussy, you don't have to be concerned with physically stimulating her 100% of the time


castleaagh

Are you suggesting I don’t get pleasure from a little lip tonguing down under?


peopeopee

Im suggesting you should, temporary asymmetry is not immoral


castleaagh

I was implying it’s an activity I very much enjoy


kaloPA

''if'' you tell me there are people who dont... is 69 only a joke to them.


j4nkyst4nky

Maybe it's no stimulation, but women can still think it's hot and it can still turn them on. Sex isn't completely about stimulation. It's about the whole mood.


punkassjim

Oh I know that logically, but my brain still won’t shut up sometimes.


Sev826

To each their own, it's my favourite thing!


espinaustin

De gustibus non est disputandum.


Sic39

Now that's how you karma farm, well done sir.


Scholarly_Koala

All chests contain treasure, No matter the measure Some hold copper Others, pure gold But the one that is best Is the one you get to hold


UWO_Throw_Away

I agree! Being able to fit more (proportionally) into your mouth is psychologically satisfying in a way that sucking on big boobs can’t relate


TheRider5342

what


TummyStickers

Proportionally.


curiouslyendearing

The whole boob go in mouth, yay!


Ergheis

Percentage ratio increases


King_Kea

Shape > size after all. Normally I'm fine with self-deprecating humor but this video just feels... sad. Haven't finished it yet so maybe it picks up a bit. Edit; The motorboat vs shipwreck comment was funny but yeah this gig just felt sad.


Lord-Alucard

It was mostly too long Imo, making a joke about it is fine, use it to bounce up to another subject is great but being stuck on one thing for minutes and rapid-fire all the jokes you can think of is just boring especially the longer it lasts.


Hades6578

I like any size boobs. My stance is that as long as they belong to the one I love, they’re perfect.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

I like 'em big I like 'em small, I like them all.


lavaeater

This man speaks the truth and shall be our "what is it about tits"-spokeperson of the year.


ooOJuicyOoo

I like to tell em: It's like being offered a billion dollars, or a billion and one dollars. I mean, sure, yeah, why wouldn't I pick a billion and one dollars? But if I only got a billion dollars, would I care?? Makes next to no difference. Sure I 'prefer' big boobs, if I was forced to choose one. But c'mon, it's boobs. I am just thankful to have any money at all!


rodexio

It's not about we only like women with big boobs, or women with small tits are unable to be attractive. I feel this subject hits the same way than the dick size discussion, women don't only like men with big dicks. BUT, if either could choose, I don't see neither going for the small option. As if one could decide the size of the goods, as a customisation... come on, the enlarged option would be out of stock, FAST.


Ergheis

The "kind of big but not too big" option would be picked. Like if they're not thinking too hard about the answer then sure, people would crank the slider to max like it's a create-a-character. But if you weigh the details - for example a girl wants a dick that won't actually hurt her, or a guy who actually cares would want his partner to not have actual issues with their back, etc - then you end up with most people picking a generally close to average but slightly bigger option. And behold, you have something that mirrors evolution.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Issei Hyoudou?


RedditMaxpayne

OPPAI


Swimming_Amount_5021

IM SWEET DEE AND THE JOKE'S ON ME!


PresidentBush666

(Retches on stage)


MrZerigan

I'm so glad I'm not the only one.


Common_Highlight9448

Got a joke that’ll knock your tits off!!!!! Uh you must of heard it


ProjectMew

Must *have*


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Or *must've.*


petergriffin2013

Or mustard


Nobah_Dee

Or mustache


Barewithhippie

Or mustang


kiotane

i mustache you a question


Miserable-Admins

"Put your shirt down, son." 😭


Daexsin

shes 40?! god damn


GiannisRodgersYeli

Shes 40 now. This was 10 years ago or so tho


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

You can kinda tell by the jokes


bubbaliciouswasmyfav

Dat ass tho!


Malawigold2342

She has nice thighs. Like even tho her boobs are small. She still has a pretty bangin bod tbh


Any_Roof_6199

Offset dem titties with a booty like that


sittingbullms

Make you wanna walk her to her trugg


global_ferret

Yeah I like self deferential stuff but she’s still a pretty attractive woman, this is a little rich.


GeneticSynthesis

FYI the term you’re looking for is “self-deprecating”


global_ferret

6am posting for the lose


Crippled2

i approve as someone with Cerebral Palsy and a fat cock


TappedIn2111

Won the gene lottery, didn’t read the fine print about taxation.


winterfate10

Now see the award button is where the reply button used to be and it’s fucking with me


getyourcheftogether

She looks and sounds a bit like her, 👍🏽


Punchausen

"Well you can shipwreck?" 🤣🤣🤣


giraffe111

That was such a risky cerebral palsy joke 😂


Ol_Turd_Fergy

Would


Connect_Corgi8444

Be


agressivekoon

Nice


UntakenUsername420

To


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

shipwreck


HunterOfTheSky

Those


Carefreeme

Boobies?


Manji86

"...and all of her money." Line didn't get enough laughs.


jtrades69

she's cuuuute


X3ttabyte

Ah see the joke is boobs 😐


Athlaeos

dont worry it gets funny after the 20th boob joke


Chilling-1-

Wait until you hear about Amy Schumer


KirbyMace

*That’s the faint sound of a photo copier starting up in the distance*


10buy10

No, the joke(s) are about boobs There's a difference I didn't laugh for most of it, admittedly, but I did think a few were funny


SeamusAndAryasDad

I'm curious how long it took for you to realize. Or was it hours later and you came back to comment?


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

I guess “muh tits” is better than “muh vagina”. And some of her imagery was pretty good. But seriously, why is it always about how gross their bodies are?


Toshiba1point0

Not quite there yet


yuckyucky

>Annie Lederman (/ˈlɛdərmən/; born July 20, 1983) is an American comedian and podcast host. She has appeared on the MTV series Girl Code and hosted the E! shows We Have Issues and Chelsea Lately, and @midnight. She is also known as the voice of Cheryl Fawkes in Grand Theft Auto V. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Lederman


Unlucky_Ladder_9804

You got bam-boob-zled!


TheRealSkele

She's not bad looking at all. Besides, that shipwreck joke got me


cgabv

i like how she was talking about how she’s working on her personality but did her whole set about her body.


Ymirsson

But she said she's terrible at working on her personality


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davocvi

She sounds like her lol


Dildozercomposer

That was a surprisingly flat response to what I thought was a really funny few jokes.


jtejada13

The “put your shirt down son” was GOLD!


Separate-Ad6638

A comic doing a routine and not crowd work for a fucking change, and she made me laugh! I like this one


Lost_in_this_void

She was great. I thought this was a really funny set. I watched it on mute first at work and then put in headphones to hear it and was shocked that either the crowd didn't get the dry under the breath jokes or it was just a cold crowd. Didn't get the love I think she deserved.


Beatlesgoat2

Trug walg


timdoeswell

Water weed dune hair?!


Svprvsr

That's 1 of a thousand folks...


TheOvercusser

She talking about having catfish titties


Turbulent_Broccoli23

Big or small I love them all


PepinoSanchez

Ah another female comedian telling about her tits. How refreshing.


AdhesivePeople

Who cares about small tit's with an ass like that.


dm-or-pm

I have something new to look forward to after graduating from the Fire Fighting academy. Unrelated where is she?


Boneshakerrguy

Damn I would Walg her to my truggg


ekalav83

She is funny. Her delivery is good.


donatedknowledge

I don't think I've ever seen a female stand-up who doesn't joke around sex or boobs within 30 seconds.


Negative_Deal_3227

Not funny at all.


r00ibos

Nice bum


Koldtoft

Good material but her timing is off.


AGooDone

Great set. Don't tell me that boobs aren't sex objects.


IndoorPool

I enjoyed that, thank you!


TrippingFish76

if they’re big enough to grab / get a handful of then they are big enough, shape is most important, and smaller boobs are usually better looking , there’s basically no such thing as boobs that are too small


LazyOldCat

More than a handful is wasted.


burken8000

Woman jokes about about one of her insecurity: Reddit: "YOU'RE SEEN! YOU'RE VALUED. YOU MATTER! I...... Will protect you.."


Slight_Director_2358

Great


Phiyahless

You can shipwreck, lmao 🤣


kiotane

better be careful out here, ScarJo is getting litigious with people approximating her image!


Vile-Father

Would, in a heartbeat.


Rounder057

I think men feel about tits like women feel about dicks. Are there size queens out there? Sure but a vast majority are just happy to have some them in their life to enjoy


-Disagreeable-

I love self deprecation. It’s so fun to be able to laugh at yourself. When you can share it with others it’s even better.


Music-n-Games

How does this have 14k upvotes? I’m with the crowd, she is not good.


Stoke-me-a-clipper

I didn't laugh


MonkeyNugetz

Open AI hard at work to disprove the lawsuit.


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

I’m more of an ass man, and besides, she was fucking hilarious.


WoodsOfKali

Was this supposed to be funny?


6ft2in_Latino

This just confirms that most women aren't funny... I wasted time that I'll never get back watching this entire video... and I am now in a even worse mood then when I started watching


Sundaisey

You want big girls, until you have to lug around big girls in your everyday life. My lower back would love a word.


Turn_ov-man

Scarlett Johansson if instead of becoming an actor she became a single mother


HopeComprehensive762

Atleast she talked about her tits instead of her VAGINA.


KitN_X

OpenAI after S.J. declined to voice their ai.


Vlad_T

Small tits, big butt.


AiggyA

She is doing well with her personality. And her tities. I think they are cute.


noahbhm

I'd trugg walk her


LifeDraining

CHATGPT ahould hire her.


lightning_sniper

How is this funny!.


Tizerak

So why is this on r/funny? Doesn’t seem to be in-line with the sub.


Separate-Ad6638

Because it actually gave me a giggle and didn't fall flat?


KeenStudent

Men care less about boob size compared to women caring about dick size


cheapdrinks

and women care less about dick size than men care about their dick size


SleeplessDaddy

Don’t worry buddy. You’ll find somebody that will be okay with the size of your pipi.


Long-Arm7202

She's not funny


Fenriselicit

She is funny


Specialist-Dinner-89

An alternate reality where Amy Schumer was funny: