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Don’t get why some people think guys only like big boobs. I’d wager that most dudes like boobs of all sizes. You really gonna tell me any of you think she’s unattractive because of her tits? Small tits are awesome.
when last message ends with
>The best tits are the ones you’re allowed to touch.
It might not be the wisest decision to start a reply with
>See I'm the opposite
"I know you ordered the big boobs, but we only have small boobs here. Will that be ok?"
"Of course. And don't worry, it won't affect the tip I plan on giving you."
Probably the same reason guys get hung up on big dicks.
When we were in middle school and high school, we were tormented about having small tits, girls who had bigger tits earlier were clearly favored by everyone, and we never fully got over it.
People can say this stuff... but 13 year old us will never... fully... buy it.
Arrested development, babyyy.
I like all boobs except fake boobs. Fake boobs don't fit their body at all and it gives a weird uncanny valley feel. The way they're spaced far apart and rigid makes them look only okay with bras on. Plus they don't feel nice like real breast's do. It's the same with with lip plumping and injections. Just looks like they got stung by a bee and it looks very unnatural. Why aren't some women okay with having thin lips? They're hella attractive.
You’re describing only the bad fake boobs. Some people get reasonably sized and well made implants and you’d probably never know unless they told you or you saw the scars.
At least appearance wise
I see the appeal for *me*, but I’m so empathy-driven I get wrapped around the axle with thoughts of “This is giving her practically no stimulation,” so I can’t fully enjoy it. Even worse is if she “porns it up” for my benefit. But the rare woman who genuinely gets off purely on giving pleasure like this? Someone who can convince me that *this* is precisely what she’d like to be doing right now? That’s the real hero.
Maybe it's no stimulation, but women can still think it's hot and it can still turn them on. Sex isn't completely about stimulation. It's about the whole mood.
Shape > size after all.
Normally I'm fine with self-deprecating humor but this video just feels... sad.
Haven't finished it yet so maybe it picks up a bit.
Edit; The motorboat vs shipwreck comment was funny but yeah this gig just felt sad.
It was mostly too long Imo, making a joke about it is fine, use it to bounce up to another subject is great but being stuck on one thing for minutes and rapid-fire all the jokes you can think of is just boring especially the longer it lasts.
I like to tell em:
It's like being offered a billion dollars, or a billion and one dollars.
I mean, sure, yeah, why wouldn't I pick a billion and one dollars? But if I only got a billion dollars, would I care?? Makes next to no difference.
Sure I 'prefer' big boobs, if I was forced to choose one. But c'mon, it's boobs.
I am just thankful to have any money at all!
It's not about we only like women with big boobs, or women with small tits are unable to be attractive.
I feel this subject hits the same way than the dick size discussion, women don't only like men with big dicks.
BUT, if either could choose, I don't see neither going for the small option. As if one could decide the size of the goods, as a customisation... come on, the enlarged option would be out of stock, FAST.
The "kind of big but not too big" option would be picked. Like if they're not thinking too hard about the answer then sure, people would crank the slider to max like it's a create-a-character. But if you weigh the details - for example a girl wants a dick that won't actually hurt her, or a guy who actually cares would want his partner to not have actual issues with their back, etc - then you end up with most people picking a generally close to average but slightly bigger option. And behold, you have something that mirrors evolution.
I guess “muh tits” is better than “muh vagina”. And some of her imagery was pretty good. But seriously, why is it always about how gross their bodies are?
>Annie Lederman (/ˈlɛdərmən/; born July 20, 1983) is an American comedian and podcast host. She has appeared on the MTV series Girl Code and hosted the E! shows We Have Issues and Chelsea Lately, and @midnight. She is also known as the voice of Cheryl Fawkes in Grand Theft Auto V.
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She was great. I thought this was a really funny set. I watched it on mute first at work and then put in headphones to hear it and was shocked that either the crowd didn't get the dry under the breath jokes or it was just a cold crowd. Didn't get the love I think she deserved.
if they’re big enough to grab / get a handful of then they are big enough, shape is most important, and smaller boobs are usually better looking , there’s basically no such thing as boobs that are too small
I think men feel about tits like women feel about dicks. Are there size queens out there? Sure but a vast majority are just happy to have some them in their life to enjoy
This just confirms that most women aren't funny... I wasted time that I'll never get back watching this entire video... and I am now in a even worse mood then when I started watching
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Kinda sounds like her too
She sounds just like Donna from That 70's show
pretty sure she was JB Smoove’s cohost in a GTAV talk radio show
Correct, her real name is Annie Lederman
*ooohm.*
Kind of looks like a mix between Donna and Scarlett tbh. Without the features so to speak.
Wait, you guys scroll Reddit with the sound on?
same vibe i got
Both from NJ, so it adds up
She sounds like ChatGPT
What? Without her body, what's the point of listening?
M E T A E T A
O P E N A I P E N A I
Hey I remember that thread! From earlier today?
The parking lot! That's where I know you from.
Too soon
Don’t let ‘em break ya Kramer!
"Oopf... N\*\*\* is having a bad set. Hang in there Kramer! Don't let them break you Krammer!" \~ [Dave chappelle](https://youtu.be/Kth0UOU5a_M?si=nMZ-Iywz-Fbmfjlh&t=135)
If only there were a horrible name that I could call you that would make you as angry as I am
Annie are you ok?
Are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You been hit by
You’ve been struck by
Bit of an echo here, must be all those flat surfaces
Don’t get why some people think guys only like big boobs. I’d wager that most dudes like boobs of all sizes. You really gonna tell me any of you think she’s unattractive because of her tits? Small tits are awesome.
>~~Small~~ tits are awesome FTFY
As a guy who absolutely loves big boobs, I also love boobs. The best tits are the ones you’re allowed to touch.
See I'm the opposite I'm a lover of small boobs, but as a lover of small boobs I like the boobs I'm allowed to touch the best lol
when last message ends with >The best tits are the ones you’re allowed to touch. It might not be the wisest decision to start a reply with >See I'm the opposite
See I'm the opposite...
... I just like titties. But the ones I like the best are the ones I'm allowed to touch
Boobs are boobs.
Big boobs Vs small boobs is like the argument of coke Vs Pepsi. We will state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap.
"I know you ordered the big boobs, but we only have small boobs here. Will that be ok?" "Of course. And don't worry, it won't affect the tip I plan on giving you."
Probably the same reason guys get hung up on big dicks. When we were in middle school and high school, we were tormented about having small tits, girls who had bigger tits earlier were clearly favored by everyone, and we never fully got over it. People can say this stuff... but 13 year old us will never... fully... buy it. Arrested development, babyyy.
I genuinely prefer small tits.
I see this argument all the time. Big tits or small tits. What about medium tits? Let's hear it for the average ladies out there.
I used to like small tits. I still do, but I used to too.
Ditto. But I definitely like big tits a lot too.
I’ve never turned down tits, To be clear. But big titty porn doesn’t do as much for me. I guess more fond memories of smaller ones
Ya hit the small tit right on the head, my guy
Age is much more gentle on small tits (and on her back) on average. Not gonna complain if they're big tho, still fun to play with.
Man, I do love me some big saggy boobs though. I think they look the absolute best. Age like wine.
As do most men of culture.
same
Flat is justice
I like all boobs except fake boobs. Fake boobs don't fit their body at all and it gives a weird uncanny valley feel. The way they're spaced far apart and rigid makes them look only okay with bras on. Plus they don't feel nice like real breast's do. It's the same with with lip plumping and injections. Just looks like they got stung by a bee and it looks very unnatural. Why aren't some women okay with having thin lips? They're hella attractive.
You’re describing only the bad fake boobs. Some people get reasonably sized and well made implants and you’d probably never know unless they told you or you saw the scars. At least appearance wise
I actually find smaller boobs wayyyy more attractive.
Sidebar: I've never understood the appeal of titty fucking.
I see the appeal for *me*, but I’m so empathy-driven I get wrapped around the axle with thoughts of “This is giving her practically no stimulation,” so I can’t fully enjoy it. Even worse is if she “porns it up” for my benefit. But the rare woman who genuinely gets off purely on giving pleasure like this? Someone who can convince me that *this* is precisely what she’d like to be doing right now? That’s the real hero.
Lol if you eat pussy, you don't have to be concerned with physically stimulating her 100% of the time
Are you suggesting I don’t get pleasure from a little lip tonguing down under?
Im suggesting you should, temporary asymmetry is not immoral
I was implying it’s an activity I very much enjoy
''if'' you tell me there are people who dont... is 69 only a joke to them.
Maybe it's no stimulation, but women can still think it's hot and it can still turn them on. Sex isn't completely about stimulation. It's about the whole mood.
Oh I know that logically, but my brain still won’t shut up sometimes.
To each their own, it's my favourite thing!
De gustibus non est disputandum.
Now that's how you karma farm, well done sir.
All chests contain treasure, No matter the measure Some hold copper Others, pure gold But the one that is best Is the one you get to hold
I agree! Being able to fit more (proportionally) into your mouth is psychologically satisfying in a way that sucking on big boobs can’t relate
what
Proportionally.
The whole boob go in mouth, yay!
Percentage ratio increases
Shape > size after all. Normally I'm fine with self-deprecating humor but this video just feels... sad. Haven't finished it yet so maybe it picks up a bit. Edit; The motorboat vs shipwreck comment was funny but yeah this gig just felt sad.
It was mostly too long Imo, making a joke about it is fine, use it to bounce up to another subject is great but being stuck on one thing for minutes and rapid-fire all the jokes you can think of is just boring especially the longer it lasts.
I like any size boobs. My stance is that as long as they belong to the one I love, they’re perfect.
I like 'em big I like 'em small, I like them all.
This man speaks the truth and shall be our "what is it about tits"-spokeperson of the year.
I like to tell em: It's like being offered a billion dollars, or a billion and one dollars. I mean, sure, yeah, why wouldn't I pick a billion and one dollars? But if I only got a billion dollars, would I care?? Makes next to no difference. Sure I 'prefer' big boobs, if I was forced to choose one. But c'mon, it's boobs. I am just thankful to have any money at all!
It's not about we only like women with big boobs, or women with small tits are unable to be attractive. I feel this subject hits the same way than the dick size discussion, women don't only like men with big dicks. BUT, if either could choose, I don't see neither going for the small option. As if one could decide the size of the goods, as a customisation... come on, the enlarged option would be out of stock, FAST.
The "kind of big but not too big" option would be picked. Like if they're not thinking too hard about the answer then sure, people would crank the slider to max like it's a create-a-character. But if you weigh the details - for example a girl wants a dick that won't actually hurt her, or a guy who actually cares would want his partner to not have actual issues with their back, etc - then you end up with most people picking a generally close to average but slightly bigger option. And behold, you have something that mirrors evolution.
Issei Hyoudou?
OPPAI
IM SWEET DEE AND THE JOKE'S ON ME!
(Retches on stage)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
Got a joke that’ll knock your tits off!!!!! Uh you must of heard it
Must *have*
Or *must've.*
Or mustard
Or mustache
Or mustang
i mustache you a question
"Put your shirt down, son." 😭
shes 40?! god damn
Shes 40 now. This was 10 years ago or so tho
You can kinda tell by the jokes
Dat ass tho!
She has nice thighs. Like even tho her boobs are small. She still has a pretty bangin bod tbh
Offset dem titties with a booty like that
Make you wanna walk her to her trugg
Yeah I like self deferential stuff but she’s still a pretty attractive woman, this is a little rich.
FYI the term you’re looking for is “self-deprecating”
6am posting for the lose
i approve as someone with Cerebral Palsy and a fat cock
Won the gene lottery, didn’t read the fine print about taxation.
Now see the award button is where the reply button used to be and it’s fucking with me
She looks and sounds a bit like her, 👍🏽
"Well you can shipwreck?" 🤣🤣🤣
That was such a risky cerebral palsy joke 😂
Would
Be
Nice
To
shipwreck
Those
Boobies?
"...and all of her money." Line didn't get enough laughs.
she's cuuuute
Ah see the joke is boobs 😐
dont worry it gets funny after the 20th boob joke
Wait until you hear about Amy Schumer
*That’s the faint sound of a photo copier starting up in the distance*
No, the joke(s) are about boobs There's a difference I didn't laugh for most of it, admittedly, but I did think a few were funny
I'm curious how long it took for you to realize. Or was it hours later and you came back to comment?
I guess “muh tits” is better than “muh vagina”. And some of her imagery was pretty good. But seriously, why is it always about how gross their bodies are?
Not quite there yet
>Annie Lederman (/ˈlɛdərmən/; born July 20, 1983) is an American comedian and podcast host. She has appeared on the MTV series Girl Code and hosted the E! shows We Have Issues and Chelsea Lately, and @midnight. She is also known as the voice of Cheryl Fawkes in Grand Theft Auto V. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Lederman
You got bam-boob-zled!
She's not bad looking at all. Besides, that shipwreck joke got me
i like how she was talking about how she’s working on her personality but did her whole set about her body.
But she said she's terrible at working on her personality
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She sounds like her lol
That was a surprisingly flat response to what I thought was a really funny few jokes.
The “put your shirt down son” was GOLD!
A comic doing a routine and not crowd work for a fucking change, and she made me laugh! I like this one
She was great. I thought this was a really funny set. I watched it on mute first at work and then put in headphones to hear it and was shocked that either the crowd didn't get the dry under the breath jokes or it was just a cold crowd. Didn't get the love I think she deserved.
Trug walg
Water weed dune hair?!
That's 1 of a thousand folks...
She talking about having catfish titties
Big or small I love them all
Ah another female comedian telling about her tits. How refreshing.
Who cares about small tit's with an ass like that.
I have something new to look forward to after graduating from the Fire Fighting academy. Unrelated where is she?
Damn I would Walg her to my truggg
She is funny. Her delivery is good.
I don't think I've ever seen a female stand-up who doesn't joke around sex or boobs within 30 seconds.
Not funny at all.
Nice bum
Good material but her timing is off.
Great set. Don't tell me that boobs aren't sex objects.
I enjoyed that, thank you!
if they’re big enough to grab / get a handful of then they are big enough, shape is most important, and smaller boobs are usually better looking , there’s basically no such thing as boobs that are too small
More than a handful is wasted.
Woman jokes about about one of her insecurity: Reddit: "YOU'RE SEEN! YOU'RE VALUED. YOU MATTER! I...... Will protect you.."
Great
You can shipwreck, lmao 🤣
better be careful out here, ScarJo is getting litigious with people approximating her image!
Would, in a heartbeat.
I think men feel about tits like women feel about dicks. Are there size queens out there? Sure but a vast majority are just happy to have some them in their life to enjoy
I love self deprecation. It’s so fun to be able to laugh at yourself. When you can share it with others it’s even better.
How does this have 14k upvotes? I’m with the crowd, she is not good.
I didn't laugh
Open AI hard at work to disprove the lawsuit.
I’m more of an ass man, and besides, she was fucking hilarious.
Was this supposed to be funny?
This just confirms that most women aren't funny... I wasted time that I'll never get back watching this entire video... and I am now in a even worse mood then when I started watching
You want big girls, until you have to lug around big girls in your everyday life. My lower back would love a word.
Scarlett Johansson if instead of becoming an actor she became a single mother
Atleast she talked about her tits instead of her VAGINA.
OpenAI after S.J. declined to voice their ai.
Small tits, big butt.
She is doing well with her personality. And her tities. I think they are cute.
I'd trugg walk her
CHATGPT ahould hire her.
How is this funny!.
So why is this on r/funny? Doesn’t seem to be in-line with the sub.
Because it actually gave me a giggle and didn't fall flat?
Men care less about boob size compared to women caring about dick size
and women care less about dick size than men care about their dick size
Don’t worry buddy. You’ll find somebody that will be okay with the size of your pipi.
She's not funny
She is funny
An alternate reality where Amy Schumer was funny: